Does anyone want to add captions to this piece of crap? (1056 hits)
Category: Business & FinancialRating: 1.28 on 58 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Whore of Babylon (View user info) at 2007-02-01 17:24:47 EST
A while back I said I was going to post a circle jerk post with other uber users in it, then retire. I actually went so far as to put the whole thing together, minus the actual captions, and then got very bored with the whole thing. It's been sitting in my computer and I'm still bored with it, so I offer it to you, uber. I guess this can be some sort of caption contest or something.
The characters should be obvious but they are:
Myself
Kracka
Redskies
Orgasmatron
Average_Dan
Apollo
JonnyX
The basic plot is like any of the Jurassic Park movies. Idiots crash on an island filled with hungry dinosaurs. Some of the idiots get eaten, some don't. Don't ask me why O would carry a guinea pig in his pocket, because I don't even want to know.
So have at it. I guess I'll give some +2s to the one with the highest rating, or something. If you don't like the idea, go ahead and leave a -2. If I really gave a damn, I'd post more.
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-05 17:43:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/100418#2370582
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-23 16:59:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hi Darlin'- just so you know, that thing on the other place doesn't work once you're gone, so anything you may have said there just comes up blank.
Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-02-20 19:50:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
LOL looks like everyone from this website is fat and ugleeeeeeeeeeee
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-02-03 17:42:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have no idea what the fuck just happened here but it made me laugh (now that I can see it on this other computer).
Nice work. So sorry A_D left you to be eaten by tyrannosaur...ii. (plural? sure.)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-02 08:32:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
EUREKA!
That's it! I always KNEW Orgasmatron looked like someone famous and now I KNOW who...Jeff Goldblum!!!
Incidentally, who's the lovely bird in the helicopter for those last few shots?
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-02-02 00:03:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh god, this is ridiculously funny.
I just scrolled down quickly and laughed the whole time.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-02-02 00:02:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Someone email this shit to me, I can't see it either.
I must not be your gay internet BFF if I'm not on your circle-jerk list, Anansie.
Perhaps I need to send you some porn.
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-02-01 23:00:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
way too long
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-01 22:53:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
From IGN's preview of the Dark Tower comic:
"All great series must have a powerful antagonist, and the main villain in The Dark Tower shares many similarities with the greatest antagonist of all time, Satin."
OH NOES, NOT SATIN!
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-02-01 22:03:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
guinea pig with a Halo assault rifle auto+2
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-02-01 20:40:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-02-01 19:09:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
For IE users who cannot view this: http://stuff.ubersite.com/1170368687458711928/1/Jurassic%20Post.JPG
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-01 19:04:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cute.
You, I mean.
And redskies.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-01 19:00:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, my "thanks for nothing" was in response to the fact that 15 seconds after I requested it, I still hadn't gotten the file in my e-mail. But thank you, scourge, for sending it.
......and now that I've looked at it..HAHAHAHAHA
You are one lucky lady, whore o' mine heart. The randomly placed camwhores made me laugh out loud.
I like the jungle smiles on you and Dan.
Who would have thought that of all things, a hampster would ever bring a poet's demise? (It's a hampster, right?)
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:43:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:38:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:33:06 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:23:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you fancy Jake or something?
I don't get his inclusion in the shots towards the end with the apullo and assault rifle thing going on.
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He was going to be talking to them from another area "off-camera" The little inclusion shots are kind of like cutting to him so he can say his lines.
And of course I fancy him. Who doesn't?
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BLARFFFFF
you MUST be joking, my dear spidergirl
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Anansie has taste JonnyX.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:38:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:33:06 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:23:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you fancy Jake or something?
I don't get his inclusion in the shots towards the end with the apullo and assault rifle thing going on.
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He was going to be talking to them from another area "off-camera" The little inclusion shots are kind of like cutting to him so he can say his lines.
And of course I fancy him. Who doesn't?
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BLARFFFFF
you MUST be joking, my dear spidergirl
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:34:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:33:06 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:23:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you fancy Jake or something?
I don't get his inclusion in the shots towards the end with the apullo and assault rifle thing going on.
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He was going to be talking to them from another area "off-camera" The little inclusion shots are kind of like cutting to him so he can say his lines.
And of course I fancy him. Who doesn't?
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Exactly.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:33:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:23:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you fancy Jake or something?
I don't get his inclusion in the shots towards the end with the apullo and assault rifle thing going on.
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He was going to be talking to them from another area "off-camera" The little inclusion shots are kind of like cutting to him so he can say his lines.
And of course I fancy him. Who doesn't?
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:26:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My entry, part 1 - http://www.ubersite.com/m/98312
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:26:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:23:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you fancy Jake or something?
I don't get his inclusion in the shots towards the end with the apullo and assault rifle thing going on.
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She fancies me. Durr.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:23:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you fancy Jake or something?
I don't get his inclusion in the shots towards the end with the apullo and assault rifle thing going on.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:23:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:18:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:49:28 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:43:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
...works just fine for me.
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Are you using Mozilla?
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I is.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:15:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:13:58 (#)
Ranking: -1
I can see it, it's just not funny, but +1 for effort.
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That's why I want someone to add captions to it, to make it funny. Being funny takes too much effort. I'd rather someone with talent did it.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:13:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My my, such guttertalk. If I wasn't a whore I'd be offended.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:13:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I can see it, it's just not funny, but +1 for effort.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:13:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:11:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was great.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:08:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy Christ this was teh awesome even without captions. It's possibly better without them.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:07:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I wouldn't have minded being included...if it was in that scene where you and I had hot, sweaty, monkey sex.
You're not missing anything by not being an "A" lister.
I'm the only name on that list, presently.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:07:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:06:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:03:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
absolutely.
did you know i get you mixed up with coley?
i'm not sure why.
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Probably because the orc and I are intraweb bffs. Or something gay like that.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:05:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh schlongy, you know, I had planned on putting you in it, but figured you wouldn't be caught dead with the rest of us.
Doesn't B-list imply an A-list? I imagine to be A-list on this train wreck of a website is quite the accomplishment. For some people.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:03:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
absolutely.
did you know i get you mixed up with coley?
i'm not sure why.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:59:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Christ, what a pile of "B" listers.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:53:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:49:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:43:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
...works just fine for me.
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Are you using Mozilla?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:43:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
...works just fine for me.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:41:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You have to make the arrow hover directly over the tiny line. It sucks, I know.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:40:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If anyone wants to tell me a way to make this shit display properly, I'll repost, but other than that, I could give a shit.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:40:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Get Firefox here. You won't regret it.
http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/products/download.html?product=firefox-2.0.0.1&os=win&lang=en-US
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:39:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sigh. I can't even grab it to save it.
THANKS FOR NOTHING, CIRCLE JERK. I QUIT!
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:39:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't hold back, sico. I said I could care less if people -2 it.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:38:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok I just saved it and opened it up with Paint. I love Paint. I don't know why. It's probably the same reason I have a soft spot in my heart for Silvia Saint. She's trash, and I'm better than her, but she's consistent and you've got to respect that.
ANYWAY, well done. The shot you used of yourself for the "fuck we're in this vehicle and the T-Rex is here" works incredibly well. And I look appropriately disheveled and afraid in the raptor shots. I don't know who everybody else is, but apparently we have a non-Caucasian Uberuser? When did this happen? And whoever the pasty fellow is with the giraffe neck, he sure looks like he loves man-sex with the gingers.
I should have known goddamn Apollo would do me in. You simply cannot trust a guinea pig with a Halo assault rifle.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:37:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Fuck if I'm going to give you anything above a -1 for this shit. Everyone else can fellate you, but I won't. Oh, and I'll take my head this weekend.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:36:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
effort!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:34:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:29:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
How is it that some people can see it but others can't? The whore would be JonnyX.
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that makes me happy, at least
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:34:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
DAMNATION I can't see it and I can't download firefox on my work pc.
Somebody e-mail it to me, please.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:33:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If you have IE you have to save and open the image, or do the floaty grabby pastey thing that Maltese is sure to be telling you about here in a minute.
I just saved it to my desktop and opened it up. I too havea line. Because I have IE on this computer. It sucks balls.
I like whores.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:32:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's appropriately named, then.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:32:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm viewing it firefox now, and I see it fine. I guess the file's too big. Oh well.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:31:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Aw, you created a cute little line and posted it.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:29:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How is it that some people can see it but others can't? The whore would be JonnyX.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:28:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Unlike JonnyX, I have Firefox, which lets me display large images. I think this is a great idea.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:28:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's funny even without captions.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:27:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
jake didn't seem all that concerned at krackas demise.
also who is the whore in the helicopter at the end?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:27:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
eerg, it's not displaying righ ton my compyter
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:26:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh fuck it.