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Anansie's Jurassic Park Caption Thingy: Part 1 (803 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: 0.68 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2007-02-01 18:24:45 EST


http://www.ubersite.com/m/98309

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Yes, I'm sorry for posting twice in one day, but this was just too good and I wanted to post it before it got too old. I've decided to split this into two parts so that you Internet Explorer users out there can view it. Just in case, get Firefox. It can view any image, no matter how big. And it has tabbed browsing and open-source capabilities. Trust me. You won't regret it:

http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/products/download.html?product=firefox-2.0.0.1&os=win&lang=en-US

Anyway, without further ado, here it is. Hopefully it'll show up in IE.

Jurassic Post-1.JPG (923 kB)

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Submitted by v8lover (user info) at 2007-02-05 18:33:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by jojo747 (user info) at 2007-02-02 10:55:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-02 08:38:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for these lines:

"I smell your mancunt, and I want it!"
"Silly bitch, I make Wrestlemania tickets out of my semen!"

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-01 23:59:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-02-01 19:47:05 (#)
Ranking: -2

fuck man get some real friends instead of name dropping these random fuckwits who inhabit a website seriously its fucken sad you used to be cool remember when we went fishing?

Submitted by JohnnyTruant (user info) at 2007-02-01 23:47:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

stok's kinda right, man... this read a bit too much like a list of ubersite's inside jokes and had a bit too much namedropping for me to +2

I wouldn't really give a shit about what I thought though, seeing as everyone else seemed to enjoy it.

Submitted by mrnoisy (user info) at 2007-02-01 23:05:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

lol

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-02-01 21:39:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-01 19:32:49 (#)
Ranking: 2

OK, this is funny. Hard as fuck to read with those font colors, though.

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-02-01 21:02:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by emmakwon (user info) at 2007-02-01 20:54:38 (#)
Ranking: -2

you werent even here for fetish....

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That was the joke you vapid cunt.

"This post is worse than when Maltese namedropped everyone!"

"I agree! Eric D. Rice of West Virginia should suck the piss out of him!"

Submitted by emmakwon (user info) at 2007-02-01 20:54:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

you werent even here for fetish....

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-02-01 20:40:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1



Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-02-01 20:07:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-02-01 20:01:59 (#)
Ranking: 0

Stok -2s me and Shlongy +2s me?

What the fuck is this, opposite day?

Stok, we're not friends anymore. You broke my streak. Fuck you.
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nah i was just kidding nah please don't hey nah don't hey...

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-02-01 20:01:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Stok -2s me and Shlongy +2s me?

What the fuck is this, opposite day?

Stok, we're not friends anymore. You broke my streak. Fuck you.

Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-02-01 20:00:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-01 19:55:26 (#)
Ranking: 2

ahahahah poor 8track...left behind to play in the sandbox with the retards, the lepers, the zitboys and the virgins.
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oh no the amazing team of shlongy & maltese are far too quick witted for me why they can take over the world nah wait one is an old fuck who pretends to be rich and the other is maltese i think the world is safe but...for how long?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-01 19:55:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ahahahah poor 8track...left behind to play in the sandbox with the retards, the lepers, the zitboys and the virgins.

Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-02-01 19:47:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

fuck man get some real friends instead of name dropping these random fuckwits who inhabit a website seriously its fucken sad you used to be cool remember when we went fishing?

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-01 19:32:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

OK, this is funny. Hard as fuck to read with those font colors, though.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-02-01 19:22:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-02-01 19:12:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-01 19:09:28 (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm NOT 116 years old, ya goddamn zithead.

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re 116 y/olds

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-01 19:09:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm NOT 116 years old, ya goddamn zithead.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-01 19:08:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

still good

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-01 19:03:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow.

And thanks for the fellatio, man.

I've never said that before.

I'll never say it again.

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:56:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

grass below.



PS I am in IE and I never have problems with images on Ubersite.

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:34:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I like the part about my average rating.

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:34:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Of course I'm +2ing this. Thank you for participating. A couple of good lines in this.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:33:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

YOU MADE ME A CANADIAN YOU FUCKING WHORE! DIE IN A BIN!

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:30:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

good.


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