Emasculated? (714 hits)
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Submitted by ilikesteak (View user info) at 2007-02-02 19:22:13 EST
Too many men have been treated like slaves by their wives and girlfriends. I have seen girlfriends not ask their man to marry them, but tell them "you are going to marry me." They have no control over their own lives, and yet they do nothing about it.
Are these men afraid of confrontation, do they fear dying alone, is it they do not want to have to think for themselves, are they afraid of these women, is this the result of a lifetime of submissive and fearful conditioning? What could it possible be?
Will these people never grow a pair and a backbone to finally tell the bitch to get it themselves, or will they leave pent up rage and discomfort until the point where their minds snap and they murder someone by cutting them into pieces in their basements and rollling around in their victim's blood and body parts.
Here's how to solve the part of the problem.
We need to reinstate the rule of thumb. A good switch beating never hurt anybody. At least not anybody who matters.
Remove women's sufferage. Look at what you did. I would hit you all with a newspaper and a switch if I could.
Repeal the tewnty first and the eighteenth ammendments. The eighteenth was a law made by women, and the twenty first was men covering our asses. I say we remove the initial problem as if it has never existed.
Remove driver's licenses from women. They suck at driving anyway.
Put women on a leash. Not just any leash, but a choke chain. If your bitch starts acting up, then a few minutes of neck strain and airway constriction will put her back in her place.
Women shall be ball gagged and muzzled. They are lesser beings than us, and do not deserve the same rights. They have never done anything important ever.
The rule of "no fat chicks" will become law. if you can't look fuckable within three weeks, then you are executed. Under this new law, all women shall be scantily clad or nude.
This is by far not a complete list, but if somethign isn't done about it soon, more of this shall happen.
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-02-05 22:22:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-03 10:29:12 (#)
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<emasculates>
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HAHAHAHAHHAAAAAA!!!
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-02-04 20:41:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-04 17:59:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-02-04 04:57:42 (#)
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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-04 00:20:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-02-03 22:53:56 (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-03 22:33:48 (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck you cocksucker
you're just maltese lite
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WOO! a scourge -2, awesome.
I don't think I've spammed much, and I know for damn sure you'd get the joke if you weren't just an average mouth breather. Remember people, I'm naturally better than you in every possible way. It cannot be helped. The brighter ones will know what I mean, and the slower people will hit their heads, stumble into each other, and get all angry because they don't get it.
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Personally I think of you as more of a diet maltese, all the Maltesey goodness, just with less spam.
and you need to get off the uber cliques cock, its fucking embarrasing for your mother
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Less talking, more making me a sammich and fetching me that beer. You'd be beaten with a sack of oranges by now for your whining and insolence, because a sack of oranges won't bruise you, but it will be enough to show you your place.
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Faggot much?
Submitted by cera (user info) at 2007-02-04 17:49:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-02-04 14:47:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-04 09:14:06 (#)
Ranking: -1
I changed my mind. Your response reminded me that you're a moron.
SHLONGY in a UBER CIRCLE JERK?
Fuck off.
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You said it yourself.
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-03 10:40:20 (#)
Ranking: 1
This is a pretty good list, even though you -1ed my interview.
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That's exactly what defines a circle jerk.
You can't win at this. Your mind has slowed and your wit has dulled. I'm better at this than you are.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-04 09:14:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I changed my mind. Your response reminded me that you're a moron.
SHLONGY in a UBER CIRCLE JERK?
Fuck off.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-02-04 05:34:09 EST (#)
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I had steak yesterday ! And the Gayder is priceless !
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-02-04 04:57:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-04 00:20:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-02-03 22:53:56 (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-03 22:33:48 (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck you cocksucker
you're just maltese lite
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WOO! a scourge -2, awesome.
I don't think I've spammed much, and I know for damn sure you'd get the joke if you weren't just an average mouth breather. Remember people, I'm naturally better than you in every possible way. It cannot be helped. The brighter ones will know what I mean, and the slower people will hit their heads, stumble into each other, and get all angry because they don't get it.
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Personally I think of you as more of a diet maltese, all the Maltesey goodness, just with less spam.
and you need to get off the uber cliques cock, its fucking embarrasing for your mother
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Less talking, more making me a sammich and fetching me that beer. You'd be beaten with a sack of oranges by now for your whining and insolence, because a sack of oranges won't bruise you, but it will be enough to show you your place.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-04 00:20:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-02-03 22:53:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-03 22:33:48 (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck you cocksucker
you're just maltese lite
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WOO! a scourge -2, awesome.
I don't think I've spammed much, and I know for damn sure you'd get the joke if you weren't just an average mouth breather. Remember people, I'm naturally better than you in every possible way. It cannot be helped. The brighter ones will know what I mean, and the slower people will hit their heads, stumble into each other, and get all angry because they don't get it.
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Personally I think of you as more of a diet maltese, all the Maltesey goodness, just with less spam.
and you need to get off the uber cliques cock, its fucking embarrasing for your mother
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-02-03 22:53:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-03 22:33:48 (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck you cocksucker
you're just maltese lite
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WOO! a scourge -2, awesome.
I don't think I've spammed much, and I know for damn sure you'd get the joke if you weren't just an average mouth breather. Remember people, I'm naturally better than you in every possible way. It cannot be helped. The brighter ones will know what I mean, and the slower people will hit their heads, stumble into each other, and get all angry because they don't get it.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-03 22:33:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck you cocksucker
you're just maltese lite
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-02-03 21:32:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I fell in a hole and threw my phone in the ocean, have a +2.
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-02-03 20:38:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i never knew Darth Vader was white
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-03 20:21:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-02-03 19:35:17 (#)
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I'll show you what a choke chain and a ballgag can do, little boy.
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Are you wanted for embezzlement?
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-02-03 19:35:17 EST (#)
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I'll show you what a choke chain and a ballgag can do, little boy.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-02-03 18:14:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-02-03 17:47:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 ballgag
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-02-03 14:49:52 EST (#)
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-2 you're an idiot
+2 Darth Gaydar
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-03 14:33:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GOD dammit.
'benevolent'
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-03 14:28:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-02-03 14:13:29 (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-03 13:50:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
JERK!
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What the hell do you want?
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um... I wanna new bike. And a wagon. OH OH ... and a playstation 3.
My very own benelvolent dictatorship... perky nipples, my work to be done...
and an egg.
Yourself?
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2007-02-03 14:19:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Not that I'm one to criticize morally reprehensible things.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2007-02-03 14:17:58 EST (#)
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While morally reprehensible, yes, let it be said that we would quite possibly be better off.
Just a thought.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-02-03 14:13:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-03 13:50:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
JERK!
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What the hell do you want?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-03 13:50:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
JERK!
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-02-03 13:33:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-03 10:40:20 (#)
Ranking: 1
This is a pretty good list, even though you -1ed my interview.
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I rated it what I thought it should get. Makes me wonder if that rating would have been a +2 if I gad given yours a +2. I don't fall in with the circle jerk mentality.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-03 10:40:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
This is a pretty good list, even though you -1ed my interview.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-03 10:29:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
<emasculates>
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-02-03 10:00:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Too many men have been treated like slaves by their wives and girlfriends. I have seen girlfriends not ask their man to marry them, but tell them "you are going to marry me." They have no control over their own lives, and yet they do nothing about it.
Are these men afraid of confrontation, do they fear dying alone, is it they do not want to have to think for themselves, are they afraid of these women, is this the result of a lifetime of submissive and fearful conditioning? What could it possible be?"
Feminism: http://www.ubersite.com/m/97935
"Will these people never grow a pair and a backbone to finally tell the bitch to get it
No.
"themselves," or will they leave pent up rage and discomfort until the point where their minds snap and they murder someone by cutting them into pieces in their basements and rollling around in their victim's blood and body parts."
Yes.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-02-03 03:42:11 EST (#)
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8track, you are below women in the order of life. Get used to being that worthless, as it'll only go downhill from here.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-02-03 03:39:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-02-03 03:36:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-03 03:18:54 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-02-03 03:14:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-02-03 03:04:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
oh man just wait till the uberwomen get a hold of this one. -2's will rain from the sky like blood spills on a virgins prom dress.
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Women aren't people, so their ratings don't count. Why would I care what an inferior being thinks?
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ZANG!
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I believe you have yet to fetch me a sammich and a beer, locksly. Don't make me raise my pimp hand.
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your pimp hand is gay and you are gayer
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-02-03 03:36:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-03 03:18:54 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-02-03 03:14:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-02-03 03:04:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
oh man just wait till the uberwomen get a hold of this one. -2's will rain from the sky like blood spills on a virgins prom dress.
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Women aren't people, so their ratings don't count. Why would I care what an inferior being thinks?
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ZANG!
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I believe you have yet to fetch me a sammich and a beer, locksly. Don't make me raise my pimp hand.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-03 03:26:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I choked out my wife today after she accused me of meing a misogynist.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-03 03:18:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-02-03 03:14:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-02-03 03:04:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
oh man just wait till the uberwomen get a hold of this one. -2's will rain from the sky like blood spills on a virgins prom dress.
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Women aren't people, so their ratings don't count. Why would I care what an inferior being thinks?
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ZANG!
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-02-03 03:14:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-02-03 03:04:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
oh man just wait till the uberwomen get a hold of this one. -2's will rain from the sky like blood spills on a virgins prom dress.
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Women aren't people, so their ratings don't count. Why would I care what an inferior being thinks?
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-02-03 03:04:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh man just wait till the uberwomen get a hold of this one. -2's will rain from the sky like blood spills on a virgins prom dress.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-03 03:00:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HA!
This has never been done before!
Women on a leash? LOLZ
Submitted by jojo747 (user info) at 2007-02-03 01:56:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-02 19:30:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
That's just a Power Ranger costume, with a helmet on it!!!!!
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2007-02-02 19:30:13 EST (#)
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I beat my wife and she does what I say.
This is why I love her so much.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-02-02 19:27:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
faaabulous!
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-02-02 19:27:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't even read this I just saw that picture and have to give a +2
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-02-02 19:26:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
atuo +2 STEAK!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-02 19:24:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
fuck you.
i'm not sure what you did to annoy me, but i remember you did something.
when i figure it out i'm coming back with my -2, cockholster
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-02-02 19:22:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Have a +2 for the gay darth vader whatever