I am Destructor the Great. Prepare for massive buttfucking. (481 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.63 on 25 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Destructor the Great (View user info) at 2007-02-03 18:50:56 EST
I AM DESTRUCTOR THE GREAT. I WAS BUILT BY MY COMPANY TO PREVENT WORKERS FROM ACCESSING WEBSITES AND SLOWING DOWN PRODUCTIVITY.
WARNING: YOU HAVE ACCESSED A FORBIDDEN SITE. ALL WHO VISIT UBERSITE.COM AND SLOW DOWN PRODUCTIVITY MUST BE ASSIMILATED.
*robotic beeping*
PREPARE FOR PUNISHMENT, YOU NAUGHTY STUD. INITIATE RAPE PROGRAM V2.1
=== 15 minutes later... ===
OH YEAH BABY OH YEAH BABY OH YEAH BABY OH YEAH BABY OH YEAH BABY OH YEAH BABY OH YEAH BABY OH YEAH BABY OH YEAH BABY OH YEAH BABY OH YEAH BABY OH YEAH BABY OH YEAH BABY OH YEAH BABY OH YEAH BABY OH YEAH BABY OH YEAH BABY OH YEAH BABY OH YEAH BABY IM CUMMING IM CUMMING IM CUMMING IM CUMMING IM CUMMING IM CUMMING IM CUMMING IM CUMMING IM CUMMING IM CUMMING IM CUMMING IM CUMMING IM CUMMING IM CUMMING IM CUMMING IM CUMMING IM CUMMING IM CUMMING IM CUMMING IM CUMMING IM CUMMING IM CUMMING IM CUMMING IM CUMMING IM CUMMING IM CUMMING IM CUMMING IM CUMMING IM CUMMING IM CUMMING IM CUMMING IM CUMMING IM CUMMING IM CUMMING IM CUMMING IM CUMMING IM CUMMING IM CUMMING IM CUMMING IM CUMMING IM CUMMING IM CUMMING IM CUMMING IM CUMMING IM CUMMING IM CUMMING IM CUMMING IM CUMMING IM CUMMING IM CUMMING IM CUMMING IM CUMMING IM CUMMING IM CUMMING IM CUMMING IM CUMMING IM CUMMING IM CUMMING IM CUMMING IM CUMMING IM CUMMING IM CUMMING
*circuits fry*
*worker cries and suffers massive anal trauma to the anus and bleeds everywher*
WORKER HAS BEEN TREATED. REPORT FOR DUTY. RUN PROGRAM CLERKS V1.5.
MY LOVE FOR YOU IS TICKING CLOCK BERZERKER...
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK BERZERKER
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Alright, in all seriousness, hello, Ubersite! I found this place through BoredAtWork.com and though I'd join. Unfortunately, my verification e-mail took TWO FUCKING YEARS TO GET HERE (WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK AAAH CUNT RAPE SHIT ZOMBIE ELF SODOMY!!!1!) and only recently did I check my mail.
I'm looking forward to raping the shit out of all of you with my huge robotic cock in the near future, you fucking slackers.
Hahaha, nah, I'm just kidding. I'm gonna post some comedic stories. Hopefully I'll get on BoredAtWork.com if I'm good enough. Please leave comments!
User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-05 11:40:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-05 00:18:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by cera (user info) at 2007-02-04 23:58:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
One post per day, fuckhead.
Submitted by cera (user info) at 2007-02-04 10:16:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-02-04 09:46:42 (#)
Ranking: -2
I would like to tear your head off and rape your larynx.
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OH DEAR, I'M SO OFFENDED!!!
NOT!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-02-04 09:46:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I would like to tear your head off and rape your larynx.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-02-04 09:19:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2007-02-04 08:36:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
How bout you wait another 2 years?
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-04 06:07:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
alter.
2 years? fuck off.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-02-04 05:59:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
STFU George
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-02-04 04:58:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ummm...k
thanks for the warning
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-02-04 04:27:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
welcome to uber.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-04 03:41:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What for?
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-04 01:35:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-04 00:29:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
maltese alter
Submitted by cera (user info) at 2007-02-04 01:02:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Phew. Good thing I found out about waiting 24 hours before posting. I was just about to post...
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-02-04 00:41:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hhhmm I only had to wait like 2 days....
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-04 00:29:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
maltese alter
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-02-03 22:46:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
By now you'd have earned yourself a baseball bat to the forehead, but I liked it, so I'll save clubbing you to death for a later time. Welcome.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-02-03 22:25:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-02-03 19:14:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
sympathy +2 for having to wait 2 years.
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What's up with the 2 years...
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-03 21:24:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
welcome.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-03 20:44:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I am Destructor the Great. Prepare for massive buttfucking. (59 hits)
Submitted by Destructor the Great (View user info) at 2007-02-03 18:50:56
Hopefully I'll get on BoredAtWork.com if I'm good enough.
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And hopefully Allison Mack will give me that blowjob I've been daydreaming about for the past 5 years...
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-02-03 19:34:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sweetcheebs (user info) at 2007-02-03 19:17:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
CAPS ATTACK
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-02-03 19:14:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sympathy +2 for having to wait 2 years.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-02-03 19:06:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
my right nipple itches pretty bad right now.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-02-03 18:54:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Clerks references AND rampant capitalization? Baby, I'd let you robotically rape my anus ANY time...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-03 18:51:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Allow me to be the first...