Royal Decree: Le Pimp C'est Moi (camwhore included) (645 hits)
Category: NewsRating: -0.75 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by King Louis XIV of France (View user info) at 2007-02-04 10:15:51 EST
Awwwwww shiiiiiiit...
Yo, I've been da king since I was five
I'm the Sun King bitch, keepin' pretentiousness alive
Sittin' pretty on my throne with rapeslaves and scones
I can change da fuckin' time of da day
I'm the king of France and I wear nice pants
I've been rulin' fo forever and I bet you can't
Deliver sperm into yo whores in da Franco-Dutch War
Le Roi Soleil out, bitches
Awwww yeah. Yo. *rattles jewelry* Check out my MySpace, hos!
*royal pimp slap*
Dis be my camwhore, soooonnnnn...
User Reviews
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-05 00:18:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by cera (user info) at 2007-02-04 23:58:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
One post per day, fuckhead.
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-02-04 23:23:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2007-02-04 22:12:45 (#)
Ranking: 1
*giggle* ahhhh fuck I'm tired. Somebody please shoot me in the face nad end this.
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WHAT THE FUCK?
YOU HAVE FACE NADS?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-02-04 23:05:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut the fuck up, Maltese.
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2007-02-04 22:12:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
*giggle* ahhhh fuck I'm tired. Somebody please shoot me in the face nad end this.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-02-04 20:59:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you 16 years old?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-02-04 19:51:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by cera (user info) at 2007-02-04 18:49:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2007-02-04 18:48:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
oh *hilarity*
all the kids at your school must think you're the best
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OH DEAR I'm SOOOOOOOOOOO offended!!! *dies*
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2007-02-04 18:48:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
oh *hilarity*
all the kids at your school must think you're the best
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-04 16:10:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
shut the fuck up maltese
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-02-04 13:34:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-04 10:41:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
Alter
Like Beano312003 is an accurate representation of you as a person.
You're a fucking alter, too and have been for longer than this fuckhead so that makes you a bigger douchebag than him you goddamn idiot.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-02-04 12:34:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I got peas on my head, but don't call me a peahead...
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-04 11:26:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-04 11:06:28 (#)
Ranking: 0
Almost got a -2. But then I imagined 50 Cent rappin' it.
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+1 because I just imagined Black Scabbity Tran rappin' it.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-02-04 11:07:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-04 10:56:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
You eat your own boogers, don't you?
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heh
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-04 11:06:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Almost got a -2. But then I imagined 50 Cent rappin' it.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-02-04 11:03:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
shut the fuck up
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-02-04 11:00:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
people point at things they don't understand
consider yourself pointed at
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-04 10:56:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You eat your own boogers, don't you?
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-04 10:41:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Alter
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-02-04 10:40:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
yeah canny
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-02-04 10:22:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny shit.