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Hey, Chicago Bart – A New Logo For You…… (1602 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 1.42 on 69 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (View user info) at 2007-02-04 21:42:09 EST




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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-02-09 23:10:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Pwned. ROFL LAWL.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-02-09 22:49:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I've no clue as to what you're talking about.




Submitted by congo (user info) at 2007-02-09 16:16:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ha! My bad. :)

oops.


Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-09 16:13:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ummm, it's because she posted it 5 days ago doofus

Submitted by congo (user info) at 2007-02-09 16:10:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Interesting how this 1.4 rated post is no longer on the front page.

Interesting indeed.

Submitted by congo (user info) at 2007-02-09 15:47:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Niiiiiice.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-09 15:44:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

okay.

did you really win the lottery.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-02-09 15:22:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Mr. Smith is my fiancé Steve.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-08 16:33:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

well who the fuck is mr. smith then?

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-02-06 17:17:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-02-05 23:47:55 (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahaha

this is funny because I didn't even realize the superbowl was yesterday.....
---------------------------
GOOD GRIEF CRYSTLE YOU ARE REALLY GETTING STUPID

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-06 16:50:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

no hockey?

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-02-05 23:47:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahaha

this is funny because I didn't even realize the superbowl was yesterday.....

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-05 16:58:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2007-02-05 16:48:08 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-04 23:02:26 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-04 22:59:43 (#)
Ranking: 1

I'm sensing some Dallas animosity. I've always been quick to pick up on subtleties like that.

What gives?
===
Um..

E-A-G-L-E-S

EAGLES!

Get it?
--------

Yeah, I'm glad the Eagles chant is so easy. And no matter where you are in Eagles country, if you get a crowd of people together it is inevitable that someone will start the chant.

---

It's the only sort of chant that Philly fans can understand.

Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2007-02-05 16:48:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-04 23:02:26 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-04 22:59:43 (#)
Ranking: 1

I'm sensing some Dallas animosity. I've always been quick to pick up on subtleties like that.

What gives?
===
Um..

E-A-G-L-E-S

EAGLES!

Get it?
--------

Yeah, I'm glad the Eagles chant is so easy. And no matter where you are in Eagles country, if you get a crowd of people together it is inevitable that someone will start the chant.

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-02-05 16:30:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

made me laugh

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-05 16:15:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

har har har

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-02-05 13:21:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-02-05 02:18:21 (#)
Ranking: 2

well played u one legged whore

good luck with childbirth...

GO BEARS WOO!!!

---------------------------------------------------

This whore doesn't want children. She wants three weeks every year in the South of France.

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-02-05 10:35:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-04 21:48:15 (#)
Ranking: 1

Now I'm sad because I understood this.

----------

At least I think I did, but I'm not gonna say, in case I look like a twat.

C'est la vie.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-05 08:17:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahaha.

Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-02-05 04:27:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

OH SNAP! THAT JUST HAPPENED!

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-02-05 02:51:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-02-04 21:44:31 (#)
Ranking: -2

Yes, I'm bored and have nothing better to do.

~~~~

hahaha

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-02-05 02:18:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

well played u one legged whore

good luck with childbirth...

GO BEARS WOO!!!

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-02-05 01:29:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-04 23:56:26 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-04 22:49:57 (#)
Ranking: 1

Does NFL actually have chants? """


not in the sense that we would consider chants.

---------

Some teams have short ones.

"J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS" is probably the longest in the league.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-02-05 00:27:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-02-04 22:39:36 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-02-04 22:33:02 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-02-04 22:09:49 (#)
Ranking: 2

From : Bart Cilfone <bart.at.cilfone.com>
Sent : Sunday, February 4, 2007 3:37 PM
To : "Rusty Hawkins" <marblefluss.at.hotmail.com>
Subject : Re: Fuck me, do automated submissions still work?

Do you seriously not have anything else to do with your life?

bart

====

WEEEEPS


-------------------------------------------------

I pray to GOD that this actually happened.



===============================


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!



====

It did, unfortunately. Ask Bart himself.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-04 23:56:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-04 22:49:57 (#)
Ranking: 1

Does NFL actually have chants? """


not in the sense that we would consider chants.



Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-02-04 23:43:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

come back we miss you.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-04 23:27:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

So there's some sort of rivalry between Eagles and Cowboys? How come?

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-04 23:18:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-04 23:03:43 (#)
Ranking: 1

Dal-las?
===
Marge: I'll just have a cup of coffee.
Bartender: Beer, it is.
Marge: No, I said "coffee".
Bartender: "Beer"?
Marge: [slowly] Coff-ee.
Bartender: Be-er?
Marge: C -- O --
Bartender: B -- E --

Bart vs. Australia"

Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-02-04 23:13:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-04 23:03:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Dal-las?

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-04 23:02:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-04 22:59:43 (#)
Ranking: 1

I'm sensing some Dallas animosity. I've always been quick to pick up on subtleties like that.

What gives?
===
Um..

E-A-G-L-E-S

EAGLES!

Get it?

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-02-04 23:00:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-02-04 22:26:02 (#)
Ranking: 0

well the good news is that peyton's still a fucking queer and a horrible human being, even if no longer a worthless lifetime loser

-----------------------------------------------

Tim, really now, tell us how you REALLY feel about Peyton. Don't hold anything back.

Go Pats!

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-04 22:59:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I'm sensing some Dallas animosity. I've always been quick to pick up on subtleties like that.

What gives?

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-04 22:58:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Dallas?

DALLAS???

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-04 22:57:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Who do you support again?

I don't know if I'm a "fan" as such, I just use them in video games. I picked them randomly years ago playing Madden 64. Same way I use the Red Wings in NHL, just picked them at random and stuck with it.

EVERY KNEE SHALL BOW AND EVERY TONGUE PROCLAIM

WEST TEXAS! WEST TEXAS! WEST TEXAS!*

Seriously, somebody tell me, do NFL supporters chant or sing? I heard some of them yelling "Mooo!" cos there was a player called Muhammed or something, but that was all I could make out.


*I don't know if Dallas is in West Texas, I just like that album.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-04 22:52:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Well now if you're a Cowboys fan then we're certainly going to have words...

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-04 22:49:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Does NFL actually have chants?

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-04 22:47:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Besides, I mostly blame Madden 07.

I KNOW I AM I'M SURE I AM I'M DALLAS TIL I DIE

Wow I feel dirty.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-04 22:44:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

touché

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-04 22:43:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-04 22:29:10 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-04 21:48:15 (#)
Ranking: 1

Now I'm sad because I understood this.

---

And yet I'm still none the wiser about your football references.

America - 1, Oz - 0

------

No, something's leaking through, you only counted 1 point instead of 6 or some fucking thing.

1-1.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-02-04 22:41:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, I wish I'd thought of this..

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-02-04 22:39:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-02-04 22:39:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-02-04 22:33:02 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-02-04 22:09:49 (#)
Ranking: 2

From : Bart Cilfone <bart.at.cilfone.com>
Sent : Sunday, February 4, 2007 3:37 PM
To : "Rusty Hawkins" <marblefluss.at.hotmail.com>
Subject : Re: Fuck me, do automated submissions still work?

Do you seriously not have anything else to do with your life?

bart

====

WEEEEPS


-------------------------------------------------

I pray to GOD that this actually happened.

====

It did, unfortunately. Ask Bart himself.

Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-02-04 22:33:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-02-04 22:09:49 (#)
Ranking: 2

From : Bart Cilfone <bart.at.cilfone.com>
Sent : Sunday, February 4, 2007 3:37 PM
To : "Rusty Hawkins" <marblefluss.at.hotmail.com>
Subject : Re: Fuck me, do automated submissions still work?

Do you seriously not have anything else to do with your life?

bart

====

WEEEEPS


-------------------------------------------------

I pray to GOD that this actually happened.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-04 22:29:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-04 21:48:15 (#)
Ranking: 1

Now I'm sad because I understood this.

---

And yet I'm still none the wiser about your football references.

America - 1, Oz - 0

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2007-02-04 22:27:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

You are severely disliked for this post.

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-02-04 22:26:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

well the good news is that peyton's still a fucking queer and a horrible human being, even if no longer a worthless lifetime loser


Submitted by drgoatcabin (user info) at 2007-02-04 22:23:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeh Stab, I knew I read it somewheres, just couldn't remember where. Thanks for the reminder.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-02-04 22:17:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah, new house came with the hot tub. Bought the tube on Craigslist for $450. Life is good.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-04 22:13:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

You have a hot tub AND a 58 inch tube?

Jesus, where did I go wrong?

Oh yeah. That bitch cleaned me out in the divorce.

Fucking whores.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-02-04 22:10:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-02-04 22:03:07 (#)
Ranking: 0

There are going to be a lot of pissed off people around tonight. Good thing it's too cold to cause trouble outside.


-------------------------------------------

No doubt!!! I've been watching the game on my 58" wide screen, in my bikini from my hot tub. I am NOT going outside. Not a chance in hell.

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-02-04 22:09:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

From : Bart Cilfone <bart.at.cilfone.com>
Sent : Sunday, February 4, 2007 3:37 PM
To : "Rusty Hawkins" <marblefluss.at.hotmail.com>
Subject : Re: Fuck me, do automated submissions still work?

Do you seriously not have anything else to do with your life?

bart

====

WEEEEPS





Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2007-02-04 22:09:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by drgoatcabin (user info) at 2007-02-04 22:00:25 (#)
Ranking: 2

I hope Habeeb hangs himself tonight.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

You must have read my comment here:

http://www.ubersite.com/m/98278#2297920

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2007-02-01 14:12:28 (#)
Ranking: 2

Sympathy +2 because I don't want to feel bad that I -2'd you right before you hung yourself in your basement after the Bears humiliating loss.

I do hope we get one last "WEEEEEEEPS" post before you off yourself.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-04 22:08:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

sorry...please take no offense...but, fuck you

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-04 22:05:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Did the commentator just say that Rex Grossman was shit and lost them the game AND was good enough to get the Bears back to the superbowl next year IN THE SAME BREATH? MAKE YOUR FUCKING MIND UP SON

Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-02-04 22:04:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh shut up...I can't believe Matt said the same damn thing.

Great minds think alike, I guess.

Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-02-04 22:03:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

OH SNAP!!!

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-02-04 22:03:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

There are going to be a lot of pissed off people around tonight. Good thing it's too cold to cause trouble outside.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-04 22:01:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Holy shit this is tacky, they're playing "Simply The Best" over the celebrations.

Submitted by drgoatcabin (user info) at 2007-02-04 22:00:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I hope Habeeb hangs himself tonight.

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-02-04 21:59:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

haha

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-02-04 21:58:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

nice

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-04 21:57:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

t's not over til it's over.b

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-04 21:48:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Now I'm sad because I understood this.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-02-04 21:48:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-04 21:45:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

<3

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-02-04 21:44:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Yes, I'm bored and have nothing better to do.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-02-04 21:44:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

He gonna keel youse!!!

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-02-04 21:43:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


OHHHHHHHHHH SNAP!!!


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