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Ubertines '07 : Young Lust (457 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: -0.12 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by SweetCheebs (View user info) at 2007-02-05 02:13:10 EST


Only time tells what will become of someone, but that's not to say there are no hints.

Randy approached the cafeteria, with a knot in his stomach. Lissy would already be at the table, as she was everyday. He walked straight to the lunch line and got his usual steak sub. Today would be like every other day this year, and he would have it no other way. As he walked towards the table, he saw her sitting in the same seat as usual, and they locked eyes.

"Hey sexy," Lissy offered with a naughty look.

"Hello"

As he took his seat and began to eat, Brent arrived and took his seat across from them.

"You trying to smoke after school?"

"Damn right," Randy replied.

Lissy slipped her hand under the table and began rubbing Randy's inner thigh.

"I wanna come."

"We'll see, that depends on how you behave today." he touched his fingers to her leg and began lightly scratching in a circular pattern. It drove her crazy every time and like clockwork, she let out a familiar giggle.

Brent rolled his eyes.

"You two are gross, why don't you get a room?"

Randy grinned.

"I don't know what you're talking about."

As he finished eating his dry sub, he couldn't help wondering how it came to this. When Lissy first arrived at the school, everyone talked about her. She was popular, sexual, and to the eyes of a 13 year old, hot. Randy was an outcast, dressed in all black with long frizzy hair. They were so different, but when they began to talk something went off in their brains that connected them. There was no way to explain it, but it was there nonetheless.

Eventually Lissy moved in with her mother a few towns over. Randy never saw her anymore and they talked infrequently. Every now and again she would call him unexpectedly, reminiscing on their childish lust. They did see each other once at the beach after high school graduation, but they had become distant and the spark was gone. It may have been for the best.

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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-06 22:00:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Do what?

Submitted by sweetcheebs (user info) at 2007-02-05 11:51:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Sorry to disappoint. This has been a long week of drinking. I didn't want to forfeit so I just threw this together last night. It wasn't meant to be a meaningful story, it's just a telling of stuff that actually happened when I was in middle school with this girl.

Deadlines are a bitch.

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-02-05 11:05:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2

i might forfeit. we'll see what i can slap together tonight when i get out of class at 9:15. ugh.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-05 08:14:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

ok...

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-02-05 06:22:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

ehm... are you aware that nothing actually happened in this story?


Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-02-05 03:42:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


See, you fucked this up royally.


A good story is like good sex: Everything builds up to the climax.





Instead, what you did was you got me into bed, played with my balls a little, and then told me, "We should probably stop. I just ate three burritos, and I'm about to unleash a river of shit all over your good sheets. Maybe it's for the best."

Fuck you.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-02-05 03:07:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I, I don't... what?



Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-02-05 02:45:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm pretty sure that if a monkey rubbed its poop all over a notebook, a more valuable piece of literature would be produced.

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-02-05 02:26:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

-1 non football related
+1 good story


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