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LOL H| UBER I HAEV HACKED U!!!1! im so kewl... (341 hits)

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Submitted by Leet Haxxor (View user info) at 2007-02-05 07:51:27 EST




LOL WTF IM TYPIN IN COURIER NEW ON DA UBERSITEZ ROFLZ IM SUCH A 1337 HAXX0RZ!!!1! TIMEZ
NEW R0MAN IZ 4 DA GHEY MENZ ONLY LOL!!!1!

I HAEV HACKED UR SYSTEMS LOL!!! OMIGAWSH DA OTHER DAY I WUZ ON AIM N A GURL TALKED
2 ME!!! IT WUZ 1337 CUZ GURLZ R 1337!!! MY OLDR BRO SEZ TAHT WHEN U RUB UR PEN0S
MILKS COME OUT IS THAT TRU? KEKEKEKE!!! CUZ I RUBD HIS PEN0S AND LIEK DA MILKZ CAME
OOT SO WE MADE T3H MILKSHAKES AND GIVE IT 2 MAH MOMZ AND SHE DRANK IT N SHE DIDNT
NO!!! LOL THE OTHER DAY I WANT 2 GO SEE LINKIN PARKZ IN CONCERT AND BLINK182 WUZ THERE
AND THEY WERE 1337!!! THEN DEY HIT SOME GUY WIT A WATR B0TL3 CUZ HE WUZ A FAG0T.

I THINK I MAY BE A FAG0T BCUZ I LIEK 2 TUCH PEENERZ N I LIEK WHEN GHEY MENZ SHIT IN
MY URETHRAL H0LE KEKEKEKEKEKEKE!!! I ALSO LIEK NARUTO AND I SPENT DA SUM3R WIT MAH
G00D FR3ND MIKEL JAXUN AND WE WATCHED NARUTO THEN HE STUCK HIZ FINGERZ IN MAH BUM
H0LE LOL!!! HE T0LD MI NOT 2 TELL U BUT OH WELLZ!!! I LIEK BEIN ON DA UBERSITES CUZ
ITS A KEWL PLACE 4 1337 HAXX0RZ LIEK ME LOL!!! IM DA M0ST P0PULAR KID AT MAH SK00!!!
ALL DA TEECH3RZ THINK IM 1337!!!1! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!1!

K UB3R IMO GO NAW, MY M0M JUST F0UND MAH P0RNZ F1LE LOL!!!


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Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-02-05 12:16:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

you're a weird one, aren't you

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-02-05 12:01:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

STFU

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-05 11:58:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

please shut up

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-05 11:38:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

you're a balsamico reduction of essence of retard.

Submitted by emmakwon (user info) at 2007-02-05 08:39:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-05 07:56:52 (#)
Ranking: -2

stfu maltese


agree with this verdict

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-05 08:36:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

shut the fuck up maltese

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-02-05 08:35:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2007-02-05 08:08:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-05 07:56:52 (#)
Ranking: -2

stfu maltese

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thats an interesting conclusion, but, i'm willing to run it up the flagpole... see who salutes.

Submitted by cera (user info) at 2007-02-05 08:07:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-02-05 08:06:16 (#)
Ranking: -2

LOLZ N00B!!!1!

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STFU UR DA N00B CUZ IM 1337 HAXX0R N UR NOT LOL!!!1!

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-02-05 08:06:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

LOLZ N00B!!!1!

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-05 08:04:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by cera (user info) at 2007-02-05 07:56:10 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-05 07:54:38 (#)
Ranking: -2

Alter.

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Yeah, it doesn't take a fucking brain surgeon to figure that out.

Did you know that lungs make you breathe?
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Nice... a bitter little alter.

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-02-05 08:00:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-02-05 07:59:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

<pre>?</pre>

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-05 07:57:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I've got something for you to fuck. It's off. You can fuck off.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-05 07:56:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

stfu maltese

Submitted by cera (user info) at 2007-02-05 07:56:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-05 07:54:38 (#)
Ranking: -2

Alter.

====

Yeah, it doesn't take a fucking brain surgeon to figure that out.

Did you know that lungs make you breathe?

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-02-05 07:55:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Fuck it, I laughed. It's a slow day.

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-02-05 07:55:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

clever. but whatever the hell you just wrote gave me a headache.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-05 07:54:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Alter.


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