Ubertines 07 - Three Simple Words (467 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.95 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2007-02-05 23:55:13 EST
"Oh, yeah! Fuck me harder! Ohhhh....I love the way your cock feels inside of me!" Valerie screamed as I thrusted in and out of her, picking up speed and intensity with each cycle. She ground her hips firmly against mine, and I pressed down even harder, pinning her to the floor.
It was almost too unbelievable to imagine, that I would ever have been in this situation...but the experience was way too vivid to discard as a figment of my imagination.
Who'd have thought that the best sex of my life would be on the floor of a run-down trailer, fucking the snot out of a lonely, single mother?
Hindsight being 20/20, she was desperate to break free from living with her ex Matt, even though he was the kid's father. Such a smart three-year-old. Such a shame that his daddy was such a bad influence on him. No wonder Val jumped at the possibility of an out with me...by jumping on top of me, nonetheless.
But, holy shit, did that blowjob do the trick last Friday. We could have both murdered the cable guys for showing up when they did. "Sorry 'bout this," she sighed, getting up from her knees to answer the door. I drove three hours back home that afternoon with the worst blue balls of my life...and a promise from Valerie to "finish the job" next time.
Well, we tried to finish, anyways. Three days later and here I am, back for another visit. Sweet Jesus, she showed me three or four positions that I never even knew existed. With her legs behind her head, our groins were beet red and nearly raw from our extended lovemaking session, and I was just about to reach climax when suddenly, the unexpected happened.
A key slid into the front door lock, and before we could even get up, Matt walked inside. There was no hiding what were we doing - we were splayed on the floor barely six feet from the door. He had obviously seen us. I scrambled to get off of Valerie and curled up in a fetal position by the couch. Lord, help me, I prayed silently. If he's going to kill me, please make it quick and painless.
As Matt stomped down the hallway to the bedroom, Val gently brushed her hand through my hair, saying "I'm sorry about this. He wasn't supposed to be home this early." I raised my eyebrows at her, asking the silent question of what to do, and she nodded towards the pile of clothes. She walked back to the bedroom to confront him, naked.
It didn't take me long to get dressed, and I heard a short amount of screaming from Valerie and Matt, then muffled conversation. Something about "couldn't concentrate at work" and "left early...came back to get...for my counseling appointment." As I was buckling my belt and getting ready to put on my shoes, they came out of the bedroom and started walking back down the hallway towards the living room, and me.
Fuck. Surely I was a dead man walking. Val had told me for months all about how he stills lusts after her, even though she wanted nothing more to do with him, other than as a housemate. Well, it was time to face the reaper. Matt walked up to me. I'm a fairly big guy at 6'4" and 225 lbs, but he had at least 3 inches on me and over a hundred extra pounds - most of which appeared to be muscle.
Without warning, Matt suddenly reached his left hand out and grabbed my shoulder, pulling me toward him. Before I could even raise a finger to defend myself, he wrapped his arm around me in a bear hug and whispered three simple words:
"Hey, nice ass."
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-02-21 21:40:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-21 12:15:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
As a BU alum I am officially required to loathe you for being a Redbird, but happy 21st anyway. Are you still hung over? :)
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Haha, I'm still too new here to fully grasp the intesity of this rivalry. Until last week, I thought Illinois State's main rival was Eastern. I need to get up to speed here.
I was hung over until 8pm the next day. I couldnt even get out of bed. Then I got wasted again, and that did the trick.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-02-08 03:18:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 , coz i'm having fabulous times , and want to throw away a +2 ...
And how do i get "down at the park" outoff my head ? Keeps popping up all the time .;-)
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-02-06 23:00:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
the last line kept it at a 1.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-06 22:35:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2007-02-06 14:58:48 (#)
Ranking: 0
Not a bad piece. I wasn't crazy about:
A) the use of the names Matt and Valerie for this. It put images into my head that didn't fit the story in my opinion.
B) The last line. It didn't fit.
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That was the point of the last line...to be unexpected.
As far as names, you got the best that my Dayquil-riddled congested brain could come up with at 11:55pm last night. Yeah, I admit I struggled for an original story this round. Oh well. Best of luck to Stagger as he moves on to Round 3.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-06 22:12:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You got a tough draw here.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-06 19:48:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i wouldn't use that name
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2007-02-06 14:58:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Not a bad piece. I wasn't crazy about:
A) the use of the names Matt and Valerie for this. It put images into my head that didn't fit the story in my opinion.
B) The last line. It didn't fit.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-02-06 11:30:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-02-06 05:28:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-02-06 01:30:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-06 00:18:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-06 00:16:10 (#)
Ranking: 1
Maybe. But only one of us loves Matt like I do.
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But you will never love him like MEEEEEEEE!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-06 00:16:10 EST (#)
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Maybe. But only one of us loves Matt like I do.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-06 00:15:33 EST (#)
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Almost forgot - hub link: http://www.ubersite.com/m/98252
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-06 00:14:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-06 00:09:47 (#)
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I WILL LOVE MATT UNTIL THE DAY I DIE!!
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Who said I was referring to you, schnookums? You're not the only Valerie from around here, ya know. :)
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-06 00:09:47 EST (#)
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I WILL LOVE MATT UNTIL THE DAY I DIE!!
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-02-06 00:08:06 EST (#)
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What did you type in?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-05 23:58:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You are all better off not knowing what I had to sort through on Google Image Search to find a suitable picture for this story.
Let's just say that I feel even more sick now than I did with just my sinus congestion BEFORE doing the image search.