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Spring Fever (324 hits)

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Rating: 0.29 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by I_love_kracka (View user info) at 2007-02-06 10:30:18 EST


I have spring fever. For the first time all year the weather is beautiful. It is going to be 71 here today.

I want to go sit on a patio and drink margaritas. I want to plant some beautiful flowers in my yard. I want to go for a run outside. I want to put the top down in my car and go for a ride. I want take the dog to the park.

It has snowed 4 times here (even though it never sticks) since 1/1. It has been at or below freezing for 20 of the past 35 days. This is Texas; it is supposed to be warm. I HATE the cold.




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Submitted by PMN (user info) at 2007-02-21 12:47:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll drink with you!

Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2007-02-20 00:11:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh!!!! You are from Texas.,....


No wonder you are a Jackoff.

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-02-06 15:49:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-06 14:48:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

What's the temp in Tahoe?

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-06 14:23:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

dude, it was 84 here yesterday

Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2007-02-06 12:50:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

yay margaritas

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-02-06 12:05:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"I want to go sit on a patio and drink margaritas."

Ahhh, a girl after my own heart!

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-06 11:44:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

HAHA RABBITS!

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-02-06 11:44:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -1



Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-02-06 11:44:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Spring fever is better than H.I.V. --->The virus that causes AIDS.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-06 11:30:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

How about a picture of you in your bikini drinking your foo foo cocktails?

Other than that, this really wasn't very interesting. But thanks for that Texas weather report, Willard.

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-02-06 11:25:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i really like bunnies.
i have a friend who had a bunny once and he didn't hold and cuddle that bunny.
we're not friends anymore.

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-02-06 10:40:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

So thats what I have............Spring fever.

*sound of penny dropping*


Homer: All right, Herb. I'll lend you the 2,000 bucks. But you have
to forgive me and treat me like a brother.

Herb: Nope.

Homer: All right, then, just give me the drinking bird.

Brother Can You Spare Two Dimes?