Saints Win the Superbowl! (470 hits)
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Submitted by InkyFingers (View user info) at 2007-02-06 13:25:44 EST
WHO COULD HAVE GUESSED THAT IN A GAME BETWEEN THE BEARS AND THE COLTS THAT THE SAINTS EVER STOOD A CHANCE!
by InkyFingers
In a stunning upset, both the bears and the colts were defeated in this year's superbowl by the New Orleas, Saints!
"I thought something was up when a third team entered the arena at the start of the game." explains head coach Schwarzenager of the Colts. "Nobody thought they'd win, hell they haven't been to the super bowl since they drafted the first team from a preschool, scrimmage game back in the sixties... Guess all those problems with Katrina really reved them up."
Yeah, I didn't expect much either." claims head coach Bluberry Nips with the Chicago Bears. " I mean, come on, it's the saints. Who cares right. They come ouit on the field and we push em around for a few minutes then they go back to fingerpainting or something."
Imagine the surprise fans felt when gold and black jerseys took the field Sunday. "Up untill last week I didn't think Saints players knew what the Super bowl was. I just assumed their coach bribed them with animal crackers and v-8 Splash." explains Colts fan, Barnyard Foo.
Compunding the surprise of those attending was a remarkable win by the saints. With less than two minutes left, a saints player scaled the score board and actually punched out lights for the Colts and Bears team reducing them from 28 to 3 and 17 to 7 respectively. Accompanying voodoo witch doctor layed hex spell after hex spell on the opposing teams, claiming, "I feel you mahn... Groovy...", and "I got tha righteous groove." With their defences turned to sheep, squirrels and chickens there wasn't much Colts and Bears players could do to stop the Saints offensive line. Ending the game 40-6-7, a brutal loss for both colts and bears fans, but when voodoo ois involved what can you do? Go Saints, WOOT!
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Submitted by Tony_the_Tiger_is_a_Pedophile (user info) at 2007-02-07 22:30:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-02-07 12:08:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by emmakwon (user info) at 2007-02-07 00:39:14 EST (#)
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dota references +2 lol
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-02-06 15:29:23 EST (#)
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Nobody around here appreciates you like I do. Have a plus two.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-02-06 15:25:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-06 13:40:01 EST (#)
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this was actually pretty funny - stupid, but funny.
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2007-02-06 13:38:55 EST (#)
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Very interesting idea poorly executed.
I like the outside the box thinking, however.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-06 13:33:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2007-02-06 13:27:53 EST (#)
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you've been here since '04 and you submit this?