Sissyfight (2953 hits)
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Submitted by Razor <Jeremy_21117.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2007-02-06 14:34:18 EST
Sissyfight is a freaking awesome strategy game. The basic idea is that six people go into a room and proceed to scratch, grab, tease, and basically kick the shit out of each other until only two are left standing.
This game is pretty perfect for Ubersiters:
For one, it's as safe for work as any other flash/shockwave game you might play.
For another, it's all about smack talking, fighting, and generally making people feel miserable for daring to get involved with you.
You can make alters and piss people off to no end.
You can go tattling to the teacher (bart) when people gang up on you, but be careful because it can backfire...
It can be found at http://www.sissyfight.com and I can be found on there as Arideth. Come help me save this awesome game from extinction!
User Reviews
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-02-21 20:10:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
bump. get on sissyfight you sissies.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-02-21 13:22:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You inspired me.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/98973
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-02-08 13:06:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks :)
Submitted by kimberly (user info) at 2007-02-08 12:22:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I remember this game from 5 years ago.
Submitted by aldenso (user info) at 2007-02-08 01:43:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
pot*head made me give you this +2...simply hillarious.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-02-07 23:15:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I lied
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-02-07 23:12:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
666 is up
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-07 22:56:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
every single server is down, useful.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-02-07 15:39:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Tease = Shenanigans
Tattle = ATTN
Grab = ?
Scratch = ?
Cower = ?
Lolly = ?
Submitted by Slash (user info) at 2007-02-07 15:23:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Anyone up for a game?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-07 15:00:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
server down???
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:15:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm totally down with the idea of an "Uber gang" on sissyfight.
We still need to work out our codes though.
Shenanigans = tease
ATTN = tattle
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-02-07 13:54:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Check your hotmail.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-02-07 13:05:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
jeebus I haven't seen this game in years... matter o fact, you showed in to me way back in the day down in Greenbelt...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-07 12:18:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
3 minutes! AWESOME.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-02-07 12:07:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-07 11:31:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
well shlongy, it took me all of 15 minutes to get to that point, so i'd say you would be blackballed in about 3
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-07 11:17:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
IF- and this will never happen - Shlongy jumped on this web site to "play", how long until he would be banned for life and threatened with extreme violence?
An hour? A day?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-07 10:58:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's blocked at my school now =(
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-07 10:48:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAAAAAAA
Apparently there is an agreement on that site to blackball me. Two games and they all totally ganged up on me. One of them even referenced their pal Dannnn.
I cam only imagine how good he feels, he has served justice to me indeed.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-02-07 10:19:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This game rules.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-07 09:45:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2007-02-07 02:41:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
This reminds me of that site with the baby's pictures.
I say we band together, and form roving patrols of antidisestablishmentarianism-themed-Uber-legions, to rove the web in search of small communities with poor security and lax signup requirements.
When we find one, we render it unusable, by doing what we do best...
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Seconded.
Sorry I caused such a commotion on your playground Razor.
Wait...not sorry, that other thing.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-07 08:30:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Hey, if you hit Alt + F4 it brings up a cheat code window."
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2007-02-07 07:36:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
FUCKING WORK INTERNET SECURITY BOLLOCKY BUTTOCKING RESTRICTIONS.
It's strange, they've barred everything from Pulsehead to Bored at Work to the pissing Hogsback Brewery shop website yet I can still get on to ubersite. I'm hoping the day they check what this site is all about is a day when the front page ISN'T covered in rape and suchlike.
Not going to happen, is it.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-07 07:09:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahahahaha
http://www.ubersite.com/m/98486#2304313
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2007-02-07 02:41:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This reminds me of that site with the baby's pictures.
I say we band together, and form roving patrols of antidisestablishmentarianism-themed-Uber-legions, to rove the web in search of small communities with poor security and lax signup requirements.
When we find one, we render it unusable, by doing what we do best...
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2007-02-07 02:36:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that's awesome .... what can you do
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-02-07 01:50:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and blink, you're doing the code wrong!
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2007-02-07 01:41:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
our code rocks what are you babbling about!??!
seriously tho, this game sucks balls, why is it so addicting?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-07 01:39:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
that was fucking boring
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-02-07 01:37:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
it's adequate..
I just got booted from the server for no reason!!!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-07 01:25:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ahaha Crystle our code sucks ass
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-02-07 00:17:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ok, kinda fun. I have no idea who I'm fighting though
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-02-06 23:56:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i am going to make it on the losers of the week list
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-02-06 23:51:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
haha ubersiters all over that place all day - awesome.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-02-06 23:47:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oooh.. I want in!
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-02-06 23:39:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
stop telling people we are married
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-02-06 23:22:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
cheesecake factory
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-06 22:01:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This thing is great
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-06 20:31:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i REFUSE TO GET ADDICTED TO THIS LIKE i GOT ADDICTED TO dOPEwARS BACK IN THE DAY.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-02-06 20:05:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-06 20:04:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey...This is EXACTLY what we need around here...
Something ELSE for the Uber dorks, nerds and geeks to be hopelessly addicted to.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-06 20:01:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-02-06 19:58:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
i didnt know there was strategy
i joined one and earl scruggs was there so i just scratched him til he died.
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I saw it all.
Wait...
*lights up cigarette and nods*
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-02-06 19:58:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i didnt know there was strategy
i joined one and earl scruggs was there so i just scratched him til he died.
true story
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-02-06 19:45:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Just FYI, sissyfighters normally think that an uncoordinated tease at the beginning of a game is cheating, so I suggest you guys stop teasing on the first turn at random... people keep thinking there is cheating going on.
Smart players cower to open the game, especially because bad players tattle on the first turn.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-02-06 19:02:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i have a sick mullet
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-02-06 19:00:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no longer see any uber peeps
Submitted by Slash (user info) at 2007-02-06 18:58:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I genuinely want to see what the BOSHman's girl looks like.
Submitted by Slash (user info) at 2007-02-06 18:55:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dammit, i SEE the room with all my fellow Uberusers, but i can't join it.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-06 18:28:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
there's moderators???
what the rape kind of game is this.
PS the answer is wrong down there, I used distance in centimeters instead of meters, it's 1.6 rad/sec.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-02-06 18:24:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
rape is probably not a good idea as it will send some people crying to the moderators. You can talk a lot of smack in sissyfight but there are certain things that cross the line.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-06 18:18:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-06 17:44:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-02-06 17:37:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
ok, so one thing that is definitely quite legal in sissyfight is using codes to tell other players what you are going to do or what they should do.
Apollo and I have agreed on shenanigans for a tease, and ATTN for a tattle.
We need codes for everything else.
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i like this idea
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agreed
for grab use 'Rape'
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-06 18:08:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
net torque = moInert x angAcc
angMoment = moInert x angSpd
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ie procrastinating fiercely
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-06 18:08:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A 15kg turntable is covered in 9kg of ice with a 25cm radius and rotates at a speed of .75 radians per second. If the ice gradually melts, what is the angular speed in rad/sec when all ice is gone? Consider the conservation of momentum.
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Considering:
15kg turntable
25cm radius
9kg mass of ice
25cm radius
.75rad/s initially
Disc moment of inertia = MR2
15000 x .75rad/s = 11250 momentum
9375 x ???? = 11250 momentum
11250 / 9375
1.2 rad/s
The answer is 1.2 radians per second.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-02-06 17:54:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ha Adam I thought you were pigfucker, you said no when I asked tho. Liar!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-06 17:52:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
positivity or negativity of the angular speeds concerned, and how they add up to equal momentum.
31. It slows down because momentum is far less conserved. The child, acting as a point-mass, raises the moment of inertia and
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-06 17:51:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-02-06 17:48:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
PigFucker
this was entertaining for a few
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-06 17:45:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
preparing hate post
PS:
Is angular momentum always conserved? and how? and can you change your rotational speed without a change in torque?
and yes, and no
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thanks, I got it.
torque is a bitch. I don't think I want to do anything involving radians/angular momentum/physics/chemistry/math in college. Clowns and car racing all the way! God bless America
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-02-06 17:48:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
PigFucker
this was entertaining for a few
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-06 17:45:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
preparing hate post
PS:
Is angular momentum always conserved? and how? and can you change your rotational speed without a change in torque?
and yes, and no
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-06 17:45:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
preparing hate post
PS:
Is angular momentum always conserved? and how? and can you change your rotational speed without a change in torque?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-06 17:44:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-02-06 17:37:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
ok, so one thing that is definitely quite legal in sissyfight is using codes to tell other players what you are going to do or what they should do.
Apollo and I have agreed on shenanigans for a tease, and ATTN for a tattle.
We need codes for everything else.
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i like this idea
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-02-06 17:37:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ok, so one thing that is definitely quite legal in sissyfight is using codes to tell other players what you are going to do or what they should do.
Apollo and I have agreed on shenanigans for a tease, and ATTN for a tattle.
We need codes for everything else.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-06 17:28:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-06 17:01:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
this game is addictive, I don't know how I pulled off that one solo win, but good job on the one after that razor.
Did anyone get a screenshot of the whole room making fun of maltese?
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Yeah that was hilarious
Killing Leroi was pretty good too.
I have bookmarked this game.
Thanks Razor.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-06 17:04:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
SHUT THE FUCK UP, MALTESE.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-06 17:01:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this game is addictive, I don't know how I pulled off that one solo win, but good job on the one after that razor.
Did anyone get a screenshot of the whole room making fun of maltese?
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2007-02-06 16:54:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool game, I can't play right now...
Got peeps in my waitin' room.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-02-06 16:52:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-06 16:46:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/93436
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2007-02-06 16:44:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to post again if none of you do. Take that New York city...
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-06 16:24:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
everyone gang up on Igneox
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-02-06 16:24:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's just shockwave player... it's like flash...
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-02-06 16:22:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2007-02-06 16:20:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
I couldn't get in because I need to download software and I'm at work.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2007-02-06 16:20:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I couldn't get in because I need to download software and I'm at work.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2007-02-06 16:17:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's fucking awesome.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-02-06 16:15:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The obnoxious, persnickity, gay, idiotic man, with a small penis, went to the Macs store and bought a condom, then continued his run-on sentence whilst writing poetry for an e-mail to Strong Bad and The Cheat, when he noticed a strange gleam in the owner's eye, the man had stalked the owner, holding a bottle of lube he bought from a drug dealer in his third overgrown hand walking straight off a cliff and ended up in a spaceship, surrounded by angry Covenant soldiers who were like happy and sodomized his ass so hard he couldn't walk, so he went to the doctor who had a lubricated broom and committed violent broom sodomy and some 1st degree murder and was convicted, but pulled some very sexual strings to get out of trouble then went outside and committed the crimes again but not before seeing the male whores who had sex with him, raped him, and screwed him really bad.
THIS WAS HOW SHLONGY WAS CONCEIVED
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-06 16:13:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Apollo just smoked me in the Boobs room.
everyone gang up on Mr. Danknug, he wants to kill me in person.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-06 16:11:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
now this game will get good
i'm waiting for him to go into a room so i can follow him
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-02-06 16:09:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey... ubersite jihad against the player Dannn... he's been around a long time and is probably the highest rated active player, but he was a total fucking biter to scourge, and is a bitter jackass in general.
Kill on sight.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-06 16:09:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Razor, these people are the biggest collection of bleeding vaginas ever
Thank you.
everyone gang up on a guy called Dannnn. he's a riot. he demands silence from noobs.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-06 15:57:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I got tricked by someone called Skratch who said he was an uberuser but he wasnt ;(
uberusers against non users
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-06 15:16:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ditto
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-06 15:16:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
where did everyone go?
dani returned with her chums and picked on me :(
i like this game
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-02-06 15:16:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Did I just use an emoticon on Ubersite? I am going to sit in a corner in shame for hours now.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-02-06 15:15:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
:(
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-06 15:14:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
my server took a dump and booted me out
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-02-06 15:01:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
rob and scourge, come play with us, I'll teach you how to play.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-02-06 15:00:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
teh ghey.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-02-06 15:00:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This game is ace, Apollo just got bitch slapped
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-02-06 15:00:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
apollo and TTOM are having fun playing with me - but apollo got boned.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-06 14:59:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
that game licked pouch.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-06 14:53:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
well, that sucked.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-06 14:52:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm in.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-06 14:43:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i need something to entertain me online.
seeing as how ubersite ceased doing so.
i'll go play.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-06 14:41:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't like new ideas.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-06 14:40:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll check it out when I get home.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-02-06 14:40:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Come back and play again... this game is fun as hell.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-02-06 14:39:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuckin' hell, I was on this years ago, or something very similar.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-06 14:39:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i _remember_ this site - from about 5 years ago...