Remember, as long as our balls don't touch, it's not GAY (477 hits)
Category: PoliticsRating: -1.58 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Fred Phelps (View user info) at 2007-02-06 18:51:00 EST
He pushed his throbbing member deep within my anus and began to pump. With each pounding I yelled out and moaned in ecstasy. He was getting me right in the prostate gland and I knew I was about to come.
FUCKING FAGS DESTROYING THE WORLD AAAAGH THANK GOD FOR 9/11 AIDS AND KATRINA AONEOGFONEWGFINWERFVEWGVOEWGIBVNOTE
He began to kiss me as he went deeper and deeper into my pulsating anus, dripping with blood and cum and feces like a chocolate cherry cake. "Yes!", I screamed as I came. "Yes! YES!!! YES!!! MORE!!! MORE!!!" It was the first time I had anal sex in my entire life. If only I knew what I had been missing out on.
OWEBITOVBOZEWibtV AAAAGH KILL ALL FAGS AND JEWS AAARARRARAGH AMERICA IS GOING TO HELL AOFJEVNOEFR MATTHEW SHEPARD HAS BEEN IN HELL 1,611 DAYS OWRNVWEORVNCWE
I took off my cowboy hat and applied the ointment. It soothed my dripping, freshly loved anus like a cold wind. I knew that this Sunday I was going to have to hide my awkward new walking position in front of the churchgoers.
AGAAAHAGHAGGGGH
AGAGHAGAGHAGTGH
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AGAGHNAGAGH!!!1!
User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-07 19:05:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-02-06 19:19:01 (#)
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this user actually annoys me more than maltese
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-02-06 20:18:24 EST (#)
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Shut the fuck up, Maltese alter.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-06 20:08:40 EST (#)
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Do you EVER leave the fucking house?
You've been on the site for almost 24 consecutive hours.
When I woke up on the EAST Coast this morning, you had just finished reviewing some stupid post, you fucking retard.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-06 19:32:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-02-06 19:19:01 (#)
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this user actually annoys me more than maltese
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just in case the above isn't sarcasm, they're the same lonely, deluded person.
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-02-06 19:19:01 EST (#)
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this user actually annoys me more than maltese
Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2007-02-06 19:18:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-02-06 18:52:05 (#)
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Shut the fuck up, Maltese
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Faster. Shut up faster.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-02-06 19:18:16 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2007-02-06 19:14:36 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-06 19:10:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-02-06 19:03:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-06 18:59:10 (#)
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Search zabasearch for Russell Hawkins, California
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It doesn't work because it doesn't show people under 18, you fucking dumbass.
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Didn't actually try it, thought it might work. Funny how I'm the "fucking dumbass" when you're the one writing gibberish and gay porn while you masturbate over ASCII cow arts from before you were born. (ooh, unintentional rhyme!)
For this Christmas, ask for puberty.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-02-06 19:03:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-06 18:59:10 (#)
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Search zabasearch for Russell Hawkins, California
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It doesn't work because it doesn't show people under 18, you fucking dumbass.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-06 19:01:40 EST (#)
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Fuck right off, buddy.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-06 18:59:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-06 18:55:01 (#)
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i've asked bart for your IP information Maltese.
I'm tired of you playing games with my information.
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Search zabasearch for Russell Hawkins, California
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-06 18:57:29 EST (#)
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stfu maltese
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-06 18:55:01 EST (#)
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i've asked bart for your IP information Maltese.
I'm tired of you playing games with my information.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-02-06 18:52:38 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-02-06 18:52:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-02-06 18:52:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut the fuck up, Maltese