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ArcEld's Musical Collection (386 hits)

Category: Sound & Music

Rating: -1.11 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by ArcEld <nobodynowhere.at.australia.edu> (View user info) at 2007-02-07 00:03:45 EST


I've decided to do something for the benefit of absolutely everyone on this website. I'm going to post music that I like once or twice a week for the next ... Well, forever. Or at least until I don't want to anymore. To over half of the people on this website -- the uneducated and uncivilized portion -- I'd like to say that you're on the wrong post. I don't care if you don't like the music. Sooner or later you'll realize that everything I listen to rules. Anyways, I want to keep my rambling to a minimum.



Highly Illogical
(by William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy)


From far beyond the galaxies I've journeyed to this place
To study the behavior patterns of the human race
And I find them highly illogical

Girl meets boy they fall in love
She says he's everything she's dreamed of
But when they get married before he's aware
She changes his habits the way he combs his hair
She changes him to someone he's never been
And then complains he's not like other men
Now really I find this most illogical

Take the case of your automobiles
Greatest invention since man discovered wheels
Hydromatic overdrive four-on-the-floor
Pushbutton windows pushbutton doors
Double barreled carborators rush you anyplace
But you never can find a parking space
Highly illogical

Take the case of modern man
He works all his life gives it all he can
Saves all his money works overtime
Pinches every penny banks every dime
All he can think about is money but you know
That he can't take it with him where he's going to go
Now I find that fascinatingly illogical

Now is the time to journey home to tell of what I've learned
My people I believe have every right to be concerned
For in spite of computers and advanced psychology
Behavior patterns are still a mystery
I predict the future of this earthly human race
Is that having made a mess of Earth They'll move to outer space
Well there goes the neighborhood
Totally, completely, absolutely, irrevocably, highly illogical



http://www.megaupload.com/?d=3XTMP22D

(Almost every song that I post will be hosted on some sort of file sharing website. This song is hosted on Megaupload.com ... After inputting the three letters into the bar at the top right hand corner of the screen, you have about 45 seconds to wait, and then a download button will appear. I know 45 seconds sounds like a long time, but you'll be entertained by the massive amounts of porn pop-ups.)

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Submitted by ArcEld (user info) at 2007-02-07 19:48:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm laughing so hard, I really can't come up with a good response for each and every comment, and even if I did have the motivation or the time to do that, I couldn't, because anyone would be embarassed to read such trash in order to come up with a response. Being that the intellectual ability of the people who are "reviewing" falls into the category of name calling and mindless vulgarity, I'm glad these guys aren't the ones who will like this series.

I don't care that you guys missed the part where I said "uncivilized animals have no place on any of my posts" , your "emo"tional outbursts are quite refreshing.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-07 19:03:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

another stupid Australian...great

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-02-07 05:31:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

drive by

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-02-07 05:29:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Thanx ! Really cool to get that one into the collection !
(I already had a piece of the video (from the beeb) , but this is betta!)

Greetings !

{Altough it doesn't quite catch the impressive quality of Shatner solo ..)


Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-07 05:00:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

=) If you don't like me, feel free to go get bent. Thanks. =)

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-02-07 04:39:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

[Freeway]

Man if I get rocked, this shit for my kids nigga
It's that real shit...

[female singer, repeated throughout the verses]
Even though what we do is wrong...

We still hustle 'til the sun come up
Crack a 40 when the sun go down
It's a cold winter
Y'all niggaz better bundle up
And I bet it be a hotter summer, grab a onion
Yes the ROC gets down, you hot now, listen up
Don't you know cops' whole purpose is to lock us down?
And throw away the key
But without this drug shit your kids ain't got no way to eat, huh?
We still try to keep Mom...smilin'...
Cuz when the teeth stop showin' and the stomach start growlin'
Then the heat start flowin'
If you from the hood I know you feel me ([Jay-Z:] Keep goin'...)
If a sneak start leanin' and the heat stop workin'
Then my heat start workin' I'm-a rob me a person
Catch a nigga sleepin' while he out in the open...and I'm-a get him ([Jay-Z:] Keep flowin'...)
We gotta raise our kids while we livin'
Make a million off-a record bail my niggaz outta prison
Fuck a Bentley or a Lexus just my boys in the squadder
Nigga talk reckless then I hit 'em with the Smif 'n...
But I'm never snitchin' I'm a rider
If my kids hungry snatch the dishes out ya kitchen
I'll be wylin' til they pick me outta line-up...
We keep the nines tucked, chopped dimes up, rap about it
Wyle out, fuck niggaz up, laugh about it
I'm not tryin' to visit the morgue but Freeway move out 'til I sit with the Lord
'Til I...get my shit together, clean up my sins
Freeway got it in like 10 in the mornin'
And I can get it to ya like 10 while you yawnin' mang...
Still deliver the order mang!
And I ain't talkin' bout chicken and gravy mang!
I'm talkin' bout bricks 'o ye-yo, halves and quarters
4 and a halves of hash you do the math
Swing past us scoop up your daughter
She wanna roll wit' a thug that rap, you do the math
He won't blast 'til my stacks in order mang!

[Jay-Z]
...MANG! Lemme get 'em Free
Hove never slackin' mang, zippin' in the black Range
Faster than the red ghost, gettin' ghost wit' Pac-Mang
One-time know a got a knack to get that change
Leader of the black gang, R-O-C mang
Bang like T-Mac, ski mask air it out
Gotta kill witnesses 'cause Free's beard's stickin' out
Y'all don't want no witness shit, we squeeze hammers mang
Bullets breeze by you, like Lousiana mang...
But I gotta feed Tianna mang...
So I move keys you can call me the Piano Man
Rain...sleet, hail...snow man
Slang dough, E, hydro man...

[Beanie Sigel]
...no, B. Sige in the third lane
Gramps still prayin' workin on my nerves man...
Like, "Son you gotta get your soul clean...
Before they blow them horns like Coltrane..."
But still I cry tears of a hustler
Wipe tears from my mother, pull out beers for her brothers...
That's above us, make beds for the babies
Tuck kids under covers, buy cribs for their mothers
Shit I'll probably be wylin' with their fathers
Tell Ms. Robert, tell Enijah that I'm ridin' for her father
That's like my brother, like same mother different father
Any problems dog know I got 'em
And still we grind from the bottom
Just to make it to the bottom sold crack in the alleyways
Still gave back Marcy a Dollar Day
Real gangstas make hood holidays
They ain't thank us but we still paid homage mang
Soul Food Sunday lookin' like Big Momma's mang
Tell the gang I never break my promise mang...mang...unnh!

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-07 03:26:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I really hope you don't do this again.

If you can't handle this -2 then you are welcome to such my sweaty ballsack.

Submitted by ArcEld (user info) at 2007-02-07 01:01:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks, Captain. =)

Submitted by ArcEld (user info) at 2007-02-07 01:00:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah, Echo, what better way to show that you don't care than to take the time to log in, read my post, and write me a review saying you don't care?

And hey, good point Noisy, why am I starting this homosexual(?) series when I could write a post about my ScHoOl or how EvErYbOdY pIcKs On mE or even a new chapter in the WuMpLeS comic book especially designed on tOiLeT PaPeR.

Submitted by mrnoisy (user info) at 2007-02-07 00:40:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

i bet you dont post anymore because yiu realise how much you are gay

Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-02-07 00:35:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

don't care.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-07 00:18:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Marvelous!


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Just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. Well, good night.

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