The Final Ultimate Helmut Cat Debate (758 hits)
Category: Science & EnvironmentalRating: 1.43 on 21 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (View user info) at 2007-02-07 00:53:04 EST
Is HelmutCat a kitten with a lime on his head, or a fully grown cat with some sort of melon on his head?
I've looked at the picture, and I can't seem to come to any sort of conclusion.
If I had to guess, I'd side with the fully grown/melon camp. But I wouldn't bet on it.
If there were a website which contained nothing else other than pictures of different sorts aminals with different sorts of modified fruit/vegetable/plant helmets on their heads, I can assure you that it would make it to the front page of digg, fark, slashdot, iloveanimals, peta.com, kittenwar, and every other nerd and/or animal-loving forum in existance.
A moose with a watermelon helmet? Hilarious.
A ram with a multi-cantelope helmet? Hilarious.
A panda with a sushi helmet? Multiple varities of racist-based hilarity.
A shark with a hockey helmet? Differently hilarious.
An alpaca with an avocado helmet? difficult, but hilarious nonetheless.
It doesn't matter what animal, and what fruit. Always hilarious.
Someone do this, throw some ads on there, and make a bunch of money. Buy me a case of Stone Coast Brewery 420 IPA and i'll be happy.
Thats all I got.
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-03-07 00:35:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-03-05 00:52:47 (#)
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-03-04 04:44:57 (#)
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a) i have a dieweak bracelet. it's black, and ou get one if you steal $1 from a cnacer p;atient.
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lol
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i'm gonna go out on a limb and say i was preeettty drunk when i posted that review. OBVIOUSLY i don't have a dieweak bracelet, that'd be crazy
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-03-05 00:52:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-03-04 04:44:57 (#)
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a) i have a dieweak bracelet. it's black, and ou get one if you steal $1 from a cnacer p;atient.
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lol
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-07 15:38:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-07 08:06:57 (#)
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RAM U DED
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-02-07 12:03:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-07 10:58:34 EST (#)
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pomello
that is what it is. a fucking pomello.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-02-07 10:54:13 EST (#)
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Auto You-Have-The-Word-"Hockey"-In-Your-Post +2
GO ADMIRALS WOO!
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-02-07 10:44:56 EST (#)
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In hindsught, that rind isn't dark enough to be a lime
But I liked the picture
That cat looks annoyed
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-07 10:03:39 EST (#)
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it is a full grown cat with a pomello, not a melon, on its head.
i would like to see this site when it is completed
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-07 09:49:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-07 07:58:14 (#)
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If my Helmut Cat alter wasn't banned, I'd have SO much fun with this.
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I assumed that was Beeb.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-02-07 09:36:21 EST (#)
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Bunny with carrot top.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-07 08:06:57 EST (#)
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RAM U DED
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-07 07:58:14 EST (#)
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If my Helmut Cat alter wasn't banned, I'd have SO much fun with this.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-07 07:48:29 EST (#)
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I've never even heard the lime debate. But now that I look closer at the texture on that fruit..
Nope, sticking with melon. Differently hilarious.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-07 07:48:20 EST (#)
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That cat is probably gay.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-07 07:26:22 EST (#)
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I'm going to say it's an ugly fruit.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-02-07 02:10:52 EST (#)
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haha
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-07 02:00:01 EST (#)
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1 Lychee Turtle coming right up.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-02-07 01:41:52 EST (#)
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"A shark with a hockey helmet? Differently hilarious."
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-02-07 01:40:08 EST (#)
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This is the sort of thing I'd do.
Actually, I've thought about it before, about 6 months ago. Back before I had rent to pay.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-02-07 01:28:58 EST (#)
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The Secret Truth Of Cats!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85786
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-02-07 01:00:32 EST (#)
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teehee