The Cage (293 hits)
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Submitted by deelo (View user info) at 2007-02-07 01:13:46 EST
I keep having dreams about when I lived in a cage.
Once when I was wondering down a dirt path next to
the gully, I fell into a trap and was taken by four
mysterious half-man, half-ostriches. I was knocked
unconcious by one of the creatures and when I awoke
I was in a dark, but rather spacious cage. I had not
the slightest clue as to why I was placed in this cage,
but its where I was, and I became a man and dealt with it.
I was served food on the 12th hour of each day, and I was
able to work out with a Bowflex, which had been placed in
the corner of my cage. I worked out until I would throw up.
I became very dangerous and then one day I had gained enough
strength to break the bars of the cage. I slowly but surely
killed every last ostrich-man, but one opened its eyes and
was not dead. It looked deep into my eyes and said its last
words..."xile fo mi quesamor dipsol"...and I did not understand this...
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-08 16:50:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-08 00:17:32 EST (#)
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Would have been negative, but the last line save it.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-02-07 12:03:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-07 07:44:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-02-07 05:20:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-07 05:10:32 (#)
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I'm stoned... and I giggled.
Lucky man !
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-07 05:10:32 EST (#)
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I'm stoned... and I giggled.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-02-07 04:53:16 EST (#)
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riiiiiight