FUCK YOU's All On Uber (3768 hits)
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Submitted by waterbottle (View user info) at 2007-02-07 09:08:03 EST
I've come to realize that you all are worthless and can be so mean spirited sometimes. I don't comment or post much, but this will be my last post for a while. A girl, like myself, comes on here and you berate the piss out of us. It's a good thing I didn't camwhore because you would find something to pick on me about, even if I was drop dead gorgeous.
Well, I'm not. I'm about 186 lbs., 5'10" so I'm not fat. I do have some acne but I can cover it up with make-up. I just realized how sick you people make me, from your dick and fart jokes that even the girls play along with, to the stupid use of "teh", emus, rabbits, gross pictures like the guy spreading his butt open....ewwww!
And RAPE IS NOT FUNNY! You should be sensitive to people that may have actually been raped. My friend of 3 1/2 months just told me that she was raped when she was 6 by her uncle. I would never tell her about this site.
Grow up!
Get some class.
You are all rejects.
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Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-08 11:52:44 EDT (#)
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This is pretty funny.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-02-13 13:17:09 EST (#)
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Hahah. This shit is still going on?
Somebody has a fat fetish. LOL.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-08 02:35:57 (#)
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Submitted by aldenso (user info) at 2007-02-07 12:56:17 (#)
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Obviously this is an alter, because anyone who is 5' 10" and 186 lbs is fuckin massive.
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No, it's not. 5'10" and 235 lbs, now THAT'S massive. Be nice.
Submitted by littlegirllost (user info) at 2007-02-13 10:36:26 EST (#)
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5' 10" and 186 lbs is fat.
Period.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-02-12 13:07:49 EST (#)
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grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-02-08 05:13:29 (#)
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see what you've done Crystle?
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2007-02-12 11:52:24 EST (#)
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186 lbs & 5'10" on a man is overweight.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-12 10:47:27 EST (#)
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Jesus christ, someone post something so that this gets off heated already.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2007-02-12 09:08:43 EST (#)
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Your friend did not get raped, like most girls she made that up for attention.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-12 02:49:57 EST (#)
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What the fuck is this still doing on Heated.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-02-11 22:36:24 EST (#)
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sicosemen
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2007-02-11 22:03:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2007-02-07 09:20:13 (#)
Ranking: 1
your friend and my niece should hang out, sounds like they might have a lot in common.
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I like that comment
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2007-02-11 21:58:06 EST (#)
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I'm about 186 lbs., 5'10" so I'm not fat.
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I pray that you are being sarcastic...
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-02-11 16:54:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
sorry, have this minus two and feel better
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-02-11 15:55:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I miss uber.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-10 20:44:23 EST (#)
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I have a beer gut. I need to lose it.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-02-10 20:12:48 EST (#)
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This is so fucking funny...
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-02-10 19:57:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
IF you dont like Uber, get the fuck off it.
AND SECONDLY. I'm 5 foot 10 and 135 pounds, so fuck off, you're 50 pounds more than me, which makes you FAT.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-02-10 19:37:01 EST (#)
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I'm about 186 lbs., 5'10" so I'm not fat. I
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Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-02-10 17:06:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
reviews on this post are awesome
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2007-02-10 11:02:49 EST (#)
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First of all, you're fat.
And Tiger said she could kick anyone's ass on here? That'd be as funny as a 1-legged man in an ass-kicking contest.
Wait.
Shit.
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2007-02-09 22:27:25 EST (#)
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I wonder if alters is really a problem
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2007-02-09 22:26:07 EST (#)
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Its UBERSITE it takes time to get accepted or not, even though you make a good point. Ubersite is like life mean cold and funny sometimes.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-09 19:52:54 EST (#)
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I'd like some nudes of that broad, Caul, ASAP
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-02-09 19:37:55 EST (#)
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Wow Caul! That is a whole lot of drama. Good luck with all of that.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-09 15:33:04 EST (#)
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here's the culprit TL : http://img352.imageshack.us/my.php?image=clipboard019od.jpg
i can post her pic now :-D
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-09 15:32:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2007-02-09 15:12:11 (#)
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Is there anything more pathetic than an internet fight?
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there is.
i saw a guy with no arms and no legs beg for money in winter weather.
he's helpless, so i raped him.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-09 15:31:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-02-09 14:43:58 (#)
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With all due respect why does this girl who is just a 'friend' care who you fuck?? """
she's a 40 years old woman who had a crush on me back then. http://www.ubersite.com/m/57167 we had cheesy teenager moments, though we never fucked, and after like a week i moved on to other things. apparently she has not. we remained friends, or so i thought, and she went fucking nut this morning about some girl i could barely remember.
she has a family of her own, she's rich and lives in huge fucking house, she travels around the world...etc.
so she bawls like a princess when she doesn't get what she wants. and in this case what she wants turns out to be a guy in his twenties because her husband isn't living up to the demand. that woman is begging for cock and she looks in all the wrong places, it's pathetic.
i think people become old when they lose their dignity and that is a perfect example.
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2007-02-09 15:12:11 EST (#)
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Is there anything more pathetic than an internet fight?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-02-09 14:43:58 EST (#)
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Caul all fun and games my friend but it seems you've gotten yourself into quite a dilemma. With all due respect why does this girl who is just a 'friend' care who you fuck??
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-09 14:38:17 EST (#)
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i think i had my dose of internet fights for today, TL.
i was having a merry day, but some friend of mine i used to work with just called me in fuckin' tears and screaming because she learned that i slept with some random chick in the same office two years ago.
these internet fights are fun and i don't really have a problem with any of you but real crazy people fucking drain my energy.
oh dear...now she's emailing.
HELP! = (
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-02-09 14:20:10 EST (#)
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I can read. Thanks for the important link. I now know that the 'permanents are on strike'. I'll sleep much better tonight with this information.
YAY! More Internet fights too. This is turning out to be a great day!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-09 14:02:41 EST (#)
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learn to read
http://www.ubersite.com/m/98511#2308157
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-02-09 13:59:01 EST (#)
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I thought you said you were leaving. Make up your mind already.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-09 13:51:19 EST (#)
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zzzzZzZZZZzzzzzzz, such a long justification. it's ok, stfu now. you're right, you've hit a nerve. you own more stuff than i do. look -> :~(
internet fights are fun assuming that your counterpart has more IQ points than a transistor.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-02-09 13:39:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-09 12:35:10 (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-02-09 12:07:14 (#)
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My house is awesome. Where you live is inconsequential at this point and frankly I don't care.
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then why mention my apartment if not to argue that having a house and a hot tub makes one's life fabulous?
nice backtracking on your own retarded comments. not amount of 'hahahaha' and loling will change what you wrote.
the only thing that bothers me on this website is how some english speaking people fail at reading comprehension of their own language.
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"then why mention my apartment if not to argue that having a house and a hot tub makes one's life fabulous?"
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Caul lets argue because it's FUN to argue online with internet people who you'll never meet. It's fun to argue with people who mean absolutely nothing to you. You really eat this shit up dontcha? I know you do cause as I've said before you're up my ass constantly. I say nothing about you, towards you or remotely in your direction. Still like clockwork you copy something I say and make some comment about my leg or my ugliness or my makeup. You weed out hundreds of other comments people have made just to find that one itty bitty comment I make. And WHY? Because you're up my ass CONSTANTLY. What does the view look like from there?
"Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-09 12:45:17 (#)
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i gotta go work. we'll continue this another time.
Someone: "stfu TL"
TL: "FUCK YOU! I OWN A HOUSE! AND A HOT TUB! I KNOW MENTIONNED IT 5 TIMES ALREADY, BUT I OWN STUFF!"
Someone: "lol, ok?"
TL: "HAHAHAHAHA, YOU TAKE THIS WAY TOO SERIOUSLY, HAHAHAHAH...haha...yeah."
Someone: "?!""
Now the above comment is all the validation that I need. Thanks for letting me know that you were leaving. Personally I think you should spend some more of your precious time worrying about what stuff I have or don't have. But be sure to write in all CAPS too so people take notice of your important comment.
Now, on to our living conditions. I merely suggest the fact that you live in apartment and you flip out. I have NO clue where you live. For all I know you live in Buckingham Palace. Still it's apparent that I've touched a nerve somewhere along the way haven't I?
All I ever said was...and I quote ""Now if you excuse me this victim is going to take a dip in her hot tub."
I went for a dip what's the problem?
Owning a hot tub and a home doesn't make me fabulous. I'm fabulous all by my self. Those are just added bonuses. I'm confident and I make money. I love my life, my house and myself. If you have a problem with that, it's your problem. Not mine.
Lastly I wasn't hahahaha-ing or LOL-ing anything. I was making fun of you.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-09 11:35:44 (#)
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lol...i'm bookmarking this.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-09 13:37:14 EST (#)
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wow, i come in at work and learn that permanents are on strike.
EXTRA TIME FOR INTERNET FIGHTS!!! :-Þ
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-09 12:52:50 EST (#)
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Stop arguing on my alter's post, retards.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-09 12:45:17 EST (#)
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i gotta go work. we'll continue this another time.
Someone: "stfu TL"
TL: "FUCK YOU! I OWN A HOUSE! AND A HOT TUB! I KNOW MENTIONNED IT 5 TIMES ALREADY, BUT I OWN STUFF!"
Someone: "lol, ok?"
TL: "HAHAHAHAHA, YOU TAKE THIS WAY TOO SERIOUSLY, HAHAHAHAH...haha...yeah."
Someone: "?!"
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-09 12:35:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-02-09 12:07:14 (#)
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My house is awesome. Where you live is inconsequential at this point and frankly I don't care.
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then why mention my apartment if not to argue that having a house and a hot tub makes one's life fabulous?
nice backtracking on your own retarded comments. not amount of 'hahahaha' and loling will change what you wrote.
the only thing that bothers me on this website is how some english speaking people fail at reading comprehension of their own language.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-09 12:31:10 EST (#)
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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE???? WHY ARE YOU BEING SO MEAN TO THIS GIRL, SHE JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED!!!! I HAVE A ST BERNARD WHO IS THE SAME WAY!!!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-02-09 12:07:14 EST (#)
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Hahaha...man oh man you take this shit way too seriously. Did I REALLY pick the wrong person to pull off that argument? Because I wasn't arguing at all but merely stating a fact. My house is awesome. Where you live is inconsequential at this point and frankly I don't care. You obviously care enough to state that I've "really picked the wrong person to pull off that 'argument" and that you'll be book marking my statement for future reference.
Still, my comment, Bookmark it if it makes your day. Copy it and send it to everyone you know on your distribution. Be sure and get every word down verbatim. This is apparently important to you so I'm making sure you do. While you're at it copy it and send it to me too. LOL
As far as Ubercons go, they were so 2005. I've yet to host one here but I promise you'll be the first on my list of invites if I do.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-09 11:35:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-02-08 22:25:09 (#)
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I mention my hot tub because my house is absolutely fabulous and so is my life. However it is quite apparent your life isn't. So, enjoy that apartment you live in and please, PLEASE let me know when you host an Ubercon because I can't wait to give you a great big hug."""
haahahahaha, is that supposed to be an argument or did you wanna look stupid on purpose?
you really picked the wrong person to pull off that 'argument'.
lol...i'm bookmarking this.
'i own a big big house and *i* can host internet conventions in it!' haha
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-02-09 11:00:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2007-02-08 14:32:04 (#)
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water has too many calories
i don't know why but i found this funny.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-02-08 22:25:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-08 17:09:39 (#)
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winning formula was figurative, sweety.
must we always walk you through every sentence? *sigh*
i don't know why you mention your hot tub, but just so you know, i'm drinking coffee with a biscotti. (?!)
make sure you don't melt, my plastic friend :-)
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Well, figuratively speaking, you're a douche bag. "Douche a baggie" Do I need to walk you through that sentence or do you comprendre mon ami ? :-)
I mention my hot tub because my house is absolutely fabulous and so is my life. However it is quite apparent your life isn't. So, enjoy that apartment you live in and please, PLEASE let me know when you host an Ubercon because I can't wait to give you a great big hug. I'll be sure to bring make-up remover for your collar.
Submitted by emmakwon (user info) at 2007-02-08 20:30:51 EST (#)
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THE ALTER SPEAKS THE TRUTH
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-08 17:17:20 EST (#)
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I wish I was the hot tub water.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-08 17:11:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-08 17:10:19 (#)
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the irony of all this is that Caul has a prosthetic penis
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are you referring to the dildo i carry around in my rectum?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-08 17:10:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-08 16:55:46 (#)
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TL mentions her hot tub in every other review. I'm getting jealous = (
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oh i get it now. that was the desired effect?
ok.
I'M JEALOUS! =(
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-08 17:10:19 EST (#)
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the irony of all this is that Caul has a prosthetic penis
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-08 17:09:39 EST (#)
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winning formula was figurative, sweety.
must we always walk you through every sentence? *sigh*
i don't know why you mention your hot tub, but just so you know, i'm drinking coffee with a biscotti. (?!)
make sure you don't melt, my plastic friend :-)
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-08 16:55:46 EST (#)
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TL mentions her hot tub in every other review. I'm getting jealous = (
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-02-08 16:47:40 EST (#)
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The only thing here that is 'lame' is that you think you have some sort of 'winning formula'. For what I don't know.
Yawn, indeed. Now if you excuse me this victim is going to take a dip in her hot tub.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-08 16:37:42 EST (#)
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Interesting cause you always seem to be up my ass."""
of course, why change a winning formula? you still react to anything directed toward you. even after months. you're such a victim. :-/
Perhaps you should take one with the hope you might be able to spell 'the' correctly afterwards."""
i think this is a great example of a lame comeback: pointing out an insignificant typo written by an ESL person on an irrelevant internet webpage.
je yawn, truie.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-02-08 16:32:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-08 11:05:23 (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-02-07 17:51:10 (#)
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Caul, if you can't laugh at the silly things I say just for a reaction, then you need to take a little Uber break. It's good for the soul. Try it.
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a Uber break? it's the first time I log on that much in months. for the past 6 months, I haven't spent much time here, or in front of a comp for that matter.
you should take a cyanide pill. it's good for teh gene pool. try it.
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Interesting cause you always seem to be up my ass.
A cyanide pill huh? I'll pass since you seem to know all about them first hand. Perhaps you should take one with the hope you might be able to spell 'the' correctly afterwards.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2007-02-08 14:32:04 EST (#)
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water has too many calories
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2007-02-08 13:27:12 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-08 11:05:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-02-07 17:51:10 (#)
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Caul, if you can't laugh at the silly things I say just for a reaction, then you need to take a little Uber break. It's good for the soul. Try it.
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a Uber break? it's the first time I log on that much in months. for the past 6 months, I haven't spent much time here, or in front of a comp for that matter.
you should take a cyanide pill. it's good for teh gene pool. try it.
Submitted by jet_stream_nz (user info) at 2007-02-08 07:57:20 EST (#)
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hahahaha I love reading these when I'm stoned. They're always classic
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-02-08 07:09:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-08 00:26:22 (#)
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I've checked all of your posts, and I've never reviewed any of them. Here ya go.
You might wanna relax, have a beer, and enjoy life a little bit.
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This is why I'm going to marry you and have your babies.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-02-08 05:13:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-02-07 21:49:48 (#)
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You know what? Usually I'd ignore this piece of shit, but I'm in a mood.
We're all rejects? You know what? You're the fucking douche who can't get along with fucking internet strangers. INTERNET STRANGERS. HOW FUCKING HARD IS THAT? I'd hate to see how you act in real life. And stop saying shit like 'oooooooh, I'm a GIRL...why is everyone being mean to me???!'. Fuck off with the 'but I'm teh weaker sex so don't pick on me' attitude. That's the second post I've seen of yours where you say that. It's fucking pathetic.
Nobody gives a fuck if you're fat...oh, sorry..."husky", nobody gives a fuck if you're pimply, and NOBODY cares if you can cover it up with makeup. If you're catching flack, it's because you post shit and can't take a fucking joke.
You're done with this place? Good. Fuck off.
*scowls and kicks something...and picks up homework*
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see what you've done Crystle?
btw I am very sensitive too. This is a bad site full of mean-spirited people, it never used to be this way until all the rape jokes started happening, and now it even has niggers. it's gross.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-02-08 03:19:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-02-07 11:39:41 (#)
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Just a tip: those who don't take themselves too seriously, but are confident and intelligent garner no good feelings from telling an internet stranger how fat they are.
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True. You can't be over sensitive on this site. Or anywhere really.
No point.
Love yourself.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-02-08 03:14:36 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-08 02:35:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by aldenso (user info) at 2007-02-07 12:56:17 (#)
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Obviously this is an alter, because anyone who is 5' 10" and 186 lbs is fuckin massive.
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No, it's not. 5'10" and 235 lbs, now THAT'S massive. Be nice.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-08 00:26:22 EST (#)
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I've checked all of your posts, and I've never reviewed any of them. Here ya go.
You might wanna relax, have a beer, and enjoy life a little bit.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-02-07 21:51:01 EST (#)
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not that i think rape jokes are funny. i don't.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-02-07 21:49:48 EST (#)
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You know what? Usually I'd ignore this piece of shit, but I'm in a mood.
We're all rejects? You know what? You're the fucking douche who can't get along with fucking internet strangers. INTERNET STRANGERS. HOW FUCKING HARD IS THAT? I'd hate to see how you act in real life. And stop saying shit like 'oooooooh, I'm a GIRL...why is everyone being mean to me???!'. Fuck off with the 'but I'm teh weaker sex so don't pick on me' attitude. That's the second post I've seen of yours where you say that. It's fucking pathetic.
Nobody gives a fuck if you're fat...oh, sorry..."husky", nobody gives a fuck if you're pimply, and NOBODY cares if you can cover it up with makeup. If you're catching flack, it's because you post shit and can't take a fucking joke.
You're done with this place? Good. Fuck off.
*scowls and kicks something...and picks up homework*
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-02-07 20:05:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-02-07 10:50:55 (#)
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I thought Fat people were supposed to be jolly.
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haha
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-07 19:59:28 EST (#)
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HERE, FUCK IT.
I AM ANGRY AND YOU ARE SAD. LET'S FUCK THE PAIN AWAY. DO YOU LIKE ASS FUCKING?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-02-07 19:49:21 EST (#)
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This isn't real. No girl admits to having acne, even if she does cover it up. Plus 186, even at 5'10" isn't too ideal. at all.
Submitted by mrnoisy (user info) at 2007-02-07 19:12:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
lol what a stupid gay alter, it doesn't even stay in caracter lol
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-07 18:36:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm going to go home and spank my monkey.
Submitted by deelo (user info) at 2007-02-07 18:32:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
will you go out with me?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-02-07 17:51:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Caul, if you can't laugh at the silly things I say just for a reaction, then you need to take a little Uber break. It's good for the soul. Try it.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-02-07 17:23:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Meanspirited? Hey fuck you, you little... I mean - hey that isn't true...
Rape is not funny. You know, funny thing.... About 2 years ago, after an ill-considered confession here (maybe it was Lojope) it turned out all the women on Uber had been raped! What are the odds? Go figure... Anyway, they mostly all got run off in embarassment and we had to find a whole new set of Uber women.
What's my point?
Shut the fuck up. Don't upset the rape apple cart here. It's too carefully balanced.
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2007-02-07 17:13:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I didn't bother to read all of the ratings but um, I'm pretty sure this is Method's alter.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-07 16:36:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you weren't joking . you meant it metaphorically.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-02-07 16:25:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I agree 100%
Alter or not.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-02-07 16:14:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Joke being dipshit that I can't kick.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-07 16:13:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60704
she really does look like your sister. not just the lips, but cheeks and especially nose.
though this picture would be oddly incestuous: http://ubersite.com/m/60633
we'll never know i guess.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-07 16:11:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-02-07 09:31:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Plus, it I could kick just about anyone's ass on this website. Fact.
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hahahahahhaahhaaha
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2007-02-07 15:53:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
har har
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-02-07 15:46:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
You seem terribly concerned about each female that argues with you as being "easy."
Does your moral code tell you that Sex is a filthy thing that the Lord Jesus Christ disapproves of?
Or is it your feeble attempt to come to terms with the fact that no man desires to touch you due to your obesecity?
Ah yes, I believe that might be it...
You justify both your lonely existence and physical flaws to having a far higher ethical character.
How wonderfully quaint... and ultimately invalid.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:56:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My friend of 3 1/2 months just told me that she was raped when she was 6 by her uncle.
CLOLiche
Alta.
Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:38:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Congratulations, you just told the whole world about your worthless friend, and you misspelt "youse". Trust me on this: it's an Irish word, I come from there, and I use it alot.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:31:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ubersite isn't a nice place. If you don't like it, then fuck off. Don't stick around to throw insults or whatever, you'll only make yourelf an easier target. Just fuck off.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:11:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-02-07 09:32:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
Wouldnt that make you a one legged woman in an ass kicking contest TL?
ahahahah
she would be pretty busy then eh?
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:02:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
AHAHAHA sucker. you let s bunch of people you claim are rejects and losers get to you on the internet. That makes you even suck harder. Ya greasy chub in need of a good ol' rapin.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-02-07 13:49:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Uh oh. Faggy's getting all bent of shape. Are you involved in some sort of incestuous affair with those two? For shame.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-07 13:19:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
I have an idea. Shut the fuck up, Homer, ya fucking parasite.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-07 13:32:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i like big girls
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-07 13:19:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I have an idea. Shut the fuck up, Homer, ya fucking parasite.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-02-07 13:18:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're wife?!??! LOL. You're 12 maybe 13 tops. Where do you live in the tree house? HAHA.
Besides it's not legal to marry your sister or your cousin or whoever she is.
Also your sister, oh i mean wife, really isn't that hot solid 7 perhaps - gotta see more of the body and whats hiding behind those glasses. Your mouth really doesn't look good on chicks - hell it doesn't even look good on you. A little jokerish - creepy on a chick, just ugly and gay on a dude.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info </u/Adamdidit2u>) at 2007-02-07 11:44:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-02-07 11:06:13 (#)
Ranking: 0
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Adam - I may be raging and one legged and middle aged but at least I'm not an unoriginal gelfling look-a-like piece of excrement.
<http://www.ubersite.com/m/60704>
PS. You're quite the looker aren't ya? Nice. How much did you pay your sister to pose with you? You have the same mouth. No upper lip. Where did it go??
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HAHAAH
What's the matter, are you pissed becuase my wife is 10 bajillion times hotter than you?
Or are you pissed that it took you until now to find someone stupid or desperate enough to marry a pirate like yourself?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-07 13:17:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't have any alters
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-02-07 13:16:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info </u/TigerLilly>) at 2007-02-07 11:06:13 (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-02-07 09:56:01 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-02-07 09:31:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
There must be asshole waves the computer screen gives off. Fact is most of the dipshits here wouldn't have the balls to say what they do someones face. It takes a really tough person to hide behind some computer somewhere being a fucking retard. Most of them just really need to step away and get laid for a night or two. But, I'm just a big fan of the face to face fight anyway. Plus, it I could kick just about anyone's ass on this website. Fact.
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Oh the irony
Complain about how tough everyone acts because they hide behind a monitor, then proceed to act like you not only prefer to fight people, but that you'd actually kick someones ass.
I ask myself
If I see a raging,one legged, middle aged woman on the street, should I be afraid?
Get the fuck over yourself, you couldn't punch your way out of a wet paper bag with scissors in your hands.
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Adam - I may be raging and one legged and middle aged but at least I'm not an unoriginal gelfling look-a-like piece of excrement.
<http://www.ubersite.com/m/60704>
PS. You're quite the looker aren't ya? Nice. How much did you pay your sister to pose with you? You have the same mouth. No upper lip. Where did it go??
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Holy shit she's right! He looks like a toolbox and is either involved in an incestuous affair or trying to pass his sister off as his gf. LOL.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-07 11:14:06 (#)
Ranking: 1
Actually, people are naturally attracted to members of the opposite sex with similar features to their own.
I've forgotten where I read that but it was credible.
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Anybody that looks that similar has to be related.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-07 13:12:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Melanie begins with "M"...Method begins with "M".
Call Joe Mannix. I think we're on to something.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-02-07 13:11:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Melanie IS a fat girls name, y'know.
Submitted by waterbottle (user info) at 2007-02-07 13:07:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's another thing. Everyone always says that all the new people are alters. My name is Melanie and 5'10" 186lbs. and it is not fat.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-02-07 12:59:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
a. Inpersonal discussions on rape are funny as hell. Get off the internet if you think otherwise. As you said "get SOME class". Well this is where people come when they dont feel like using their class. I doubt anyone here is exactly the same in real life.
b. Deal with your fucking shortcomings. For a woman, 5'10" and 186 is overweight, hell for a guy thats slightly overweight.
Submitted by aldenso (user info) at 2007-02-07 12:56:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Obviously this is an alter, because anyone who is 5' 10" and 186 lbs is fuckin massive.
or she's just in denial of her huge belly, arms, legs and neck.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-02-07 12:50:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
can't be real.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-02-07 12:43:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-02-07 12:24:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-02-07 12:08:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
You critisize my use of bajillion, yet your insult repitoire includes a reference to dark crystal?
puuulease
And what's wrong with looking young? You can be sure that when I'm as old as you, gravity won't have fucked me up nearly as bad.
Lastly, my wife is hotter than you hands down. period. accept the fact.
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Your insults make me laugh. I find it funny when wet behind the ear kids feel as though they're insulting adults when they comment on age.
I'll tell you this and you can take it to the bank - I'd rather be in my 30s than in my 20s.I make much more money and can afford the finer things in life. In any case, you're the one that feels the need to argue with me you little twat. I didn't start with you. Not ever. You're the one that always comments on my leg. God you're pathetic. Believe me doll, I've heard much worse. When I was in second grade!
And when did I EVER say I was prettier than your wife? EVER? I didn't and I don't really care that you think she is prettier than me. You think I'm ugly? Yay! Cause you're not handsome or attractive in the least. You look like a little boy. And I like men. Men that can grow facial hair and don't pick fights with broads online by commenting on their disability, age or looks. The only fact I'll accept is that you were born with a birth defect of the brain.
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I come back to this post just to watch Adam try to make fun of somebody that doesn't care.
Call her "gay" while you're at it, bucko. That seems like the intranets go-to insult, and you've yet to use it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-07 12:43:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wait a second...METHOD???
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-07 12:42:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by waterbottle (user info) at 2007-02-07 12:25:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy, for an old, big nosed, geriatric you are probably the most honest and mature person around here. You tell people the truth about everything, mostly that they are losers, but you also don't joke too much about rape, and other unfunny stuff.
Applesauce with your pills crushed?
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haha. OK. gunna have to call bullshit. You aren't even trying anymore.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-07 12:41:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut the fuck up and make me some steak and eggs.
Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2007-02-07 12:34:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ask your friend's uncle if it was so bad. I bet he'd disagree. Especially when the victim is so tight.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-07 12:31:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Alright...WHOSE alter is this?
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2007-02-07 12:30:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fatty.
Submitted by waterbottle (user info) at 2007-02-07 12:25:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy, for an old, big nosed, geriatric you are probably the most honest and mature person around here. You tell people the truth about everything, mostly that they are losers, but you also don't joke too much about rape, and other unfunny stuff.
Applesauce with your pills crushed?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-02-07 12:24:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-02-07 12:08:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
You critisize my use of bajillion, yet your insult repitoire includes a reference to dark crystal?
puuulease
And what's wrong with looking young? You can be sure that when I'm as old as you, gravity won't have fucked me up nearly as bad.
Lastly, my wife is hotter than you hands down. period. accept the fact.
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Your insults make me laugh. I find it funny when wet behind the ear kids feel as though they're insulting adults when they comment on age.
I'll tell you this and you can take it to the bank - I'd rather be in my 30s than in my 20s.I make much more money and can afford the finer things in life. In any case, you're the one that feels the need to argue with me you little twat. I didn't start with you. Not ever. You're the one that always comments on my leg. God you're pathetic. Believe me doll, I've heard much worse. When I was in second grade!
And when did I EVER say I was prettier than your wife? EVER? I didn't and I don't really care that you think she is prettier than me. You think I'm ugly? Yay! Cause you're not handsome or attractive in the least. You look like a little boy. And I like men. Men that can grow facial hair and don't pick fights with broads online by commenting on their disability, age or looks. The only fact I'll accept is that you were born with a birth defect of the brain.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-07 12:17:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
waterbottle; For a fat broad, you sure don't sweat too much.
That's a compliment.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-02-07 12:15:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You actually typed "ewwww" and then advise your readers to grow up. Says it all, I guess.
Good riddance, and tell your raped friend to skate it off (if the scar tissue isn't so thick as to impede the required ambulatory motion).
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-07 12:12:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
STUPID DAIKINI
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-02-07 12:08:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-02-07 11:54:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-02-07 11:44:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-02-07 11:06:13 (#)
Ranking: 0
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Adam - I may be raging and one legged and middle aged but at least I'm not an unoriginal gelfling look-a-like piece of excrement.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60704
PS. You're quite the looker aren't ya? Nice. How much did you pay your sister to pose with you? You have the same mouth. No upper lip. Where did it go??
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HAHAAH
What's the matter, are you pissed becuase my wife is 10 bajillion times hotter than you?
Or are you pissed that it took you until now to find someone stupid or desperate enough to marry a pirate like yourself?
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Adam sweetheart, I don't get pissed. Especially when talking to people who use the word 'bajillion'. Are you eight cause you look at least nine. And your wife??? Well, I'm glad you think she's hot. You're the one that has to live with her. But stop lying, first cousins right??
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You critisize my use of bajillion, yet your insult repitoire includes a reference to dark crystal?
puuulease
And what's wrong with looking young? You can be sure that when I'm as old as you, gravity won't have fucked me up nearly as bad.
Lastly, my wife is hotter than you hands down. period. accept the fact.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-07 12:03:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-02-07 10:29:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn right. I'm as ugly as a mutilated donkey on crack and I'm still not shy.
Also, thanks to Uber (read - Method), I no longer have any reaction to insults.
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yes yes, he helps so many people that way.
i'd personally like to thank caul for his contribution... IN SEVEN DAYS!!!
Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2007-02-07 12:02:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by waterbottle (user info) at 2007-02-07 12:02:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-02-07 11:39:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
Just a tip: those who don't take themselves too seriously, but are confident and intelligent garner no good feelings from telling an internet stranger how fat they are. I'm simply stating the obvious. :D
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Thanks, but it'll be a long time before I take tips from an attention whore like yourself. Most of what you post is pictures, some of which don't paint you in the most sightly fashion. What you wrote is the most twisted heap of words I think I ever have seen.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-02-07 11:58:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-02-07 11:54:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-02-07 11:44:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-02-07 11:06:13 (#)
Ranking: 0
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Adam - I may be raging and one legged and middle aged but at least I'm not an unoriginal gelfling look-a-like piece of excrement.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60704
PS. You're quite the looker aren't ya? Nice. How much did you pay your sister to pose with you? You have the same mouth. No upper lip. Where did it go??
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HAHAAH
What's the matter, are you pissed becuase my wife is 10 bajillion times hotter than you?
Or are you pissed that it took you until now to find someone stupid or desperate enough to marry a pirate like yourself?
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Adam sweetheart, I don't get pissed. Especially when talking to people who use the word 'bajillion'. Are you eight cause you look at least nine. And your wife??? Well, I'm glad you think she's hot. You're the one that has to live with her. But stop lying, first cousins right??
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-02-07 11:53:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-07 11:47:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually Adam, you and your "wife" do look eerily similiar - especially the mouth thing, it's uncanny.
Don't get all riled up now, Nancy, I'm just making an observation.
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I've got no beef with someone saying I look similar to my wife.
Whatever
It doesn't change the fact that she's way hot on top of the other million great things about her.
TL is jsut being a cunt and desperatly grasping for a way to put me down, and failing horribly.
Next she'll probably try and tell me that I'm stupid or something
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-07 11:53:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fag below
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2007-02-07 11:48:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No, this is how it works
You peer inside yourself
You take the things you like
And try to love the things you took
And then you take that love you made
And stick it into some
Someone else's heart
Pumping someone else's blood
And walking arm in arm
You hope it don't get harmed
But even if it does
You'll just do it all again
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-07 11:47:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually Adam, you and your "wife" do look eerily similiar - especially the mouth thing, it's uncanny.
Don't get all riled up now, Nancy, I'm just making an observation.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-02-07 11:44:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-02-07 11:06:13 (#)
Ranking: 0
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Adam - I may be raging and one legged and middle aged but at least I'm not an unoriginal gelfling look-a-like piece of excrement.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60704
PS. You're quite the looker aren't ya? Nice. How much did you pay your sister to pose with you? You have the same mouth. No upper lip. Where did it go??
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HAHAAH
What's the matter, are you pissed becuase my wife is 10 bajillion times hotter than you?
Or are you pissed that it took you until now to find someone stupid or desperate enough to marry a pirate like yourself?
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-02-07 11:39:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by waterbottle (user info) at 2007-02-07 11:10:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-02-07 11:03:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-02-07 10:44:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh come on...
Get back in the kitchen, bitch
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I am 5' 9" and by no means anorexic
Yet you have a full 60 pounds on me and only one inch taller
You, sir, ARE fat
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Wow, that must make you so cool around here, right? You go on and tell an internet stranger how fat she is if that's what makes you feel good about yourself. I bet you are easy, too.
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Just a tip: those who don't take themselves too seriously, but are confident and intelligent garner no good feelings from telling an internet stranger how fat they are. I'm simply stating the obvious. :D
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-02-07 11:34:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
oops
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-02-07 11:34:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're either really stupid, or really alter.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-07 11:32:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
How big is your snatch?
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-02-07 11:31:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-02-07 11:13:46 (#)
Ranking: -2
Somebody call the WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHbulance!
And tell them to bring a crane for Tubby McBackfat here.
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Another good one
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-02-07 11:25:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-07 11:14:06 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-07 11:08:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
Good eyes, TL. Same mouth and nose.
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Actually, people are naturally attracted to members of the opposite sex with similar features to their own.
I've forgotten where I read that but it was credible.
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If thats true then why do skinny black men love large white women so much?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-07 11:14:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-07 11:08:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
Good eyes, TL. Same mouth and nose.
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Actually, people are naturally attracted to members of the opposite sex with similar features to their own.
I've forgotten where I read that but it was credible.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-02-07 11:13:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Somebody call the WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHbulance!
And tell them to bring a crane for Tubby McBackfat here.
Submitted by waterbottle (user info) at 2007-02-07 11:10:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-02-07 11:03:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-02-07 10:44:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh come on...
Get back in the kitchen, bitch
~~~~~
I am 5' 9" and by no means anorexic
Yet you have a full 60 pounds on me and only one inch taller
You, sir, ARE fat
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Wow, that must make you so cool around here, right? You go on and tell an internet stranger how fat she is if that's what makes you feel good about yourself. I bet you are easy, too.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-02-07 11:09:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Hagard (user info) at 2007-02-07 10:43:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
As George Carlin Said rape can be funny.
Picture Elmer Fudd being raped by Porky Pig.
So thats why they called him Porky...
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lollerz, the only good thing about idiots/alters posting are the replies.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-07 11:08:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Good eyes, TL. Same mouth and nose.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-02-07 11:06:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-02-07 09:56:01 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-02-07 09:31:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
There must be asshole waves the computer screen gives off. Fact is most of the dipshits here wouldn't have the balls to say what they do someones face. It takes a really tough person to hide behind some computer somewhere being a fucking retard. Most of them just really need to step away and get laid for a night or two. But, I'm just a big fan of the face to face fight anyway. Plus, it I could kick just about anyone's ass on this website. Fact.
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Oh the irony
Complain about how tough everyone acts because they hide behind a monitor, then proceed to act like you not only prefer to fight people, but that you'd actually kick someones ass.
I ask myself
If I see a raging,one legged, middle aged woman on the street, should I be afraid?
Get the fuck over yourself, you couldn't punch your way out of a wet paper bag with scissors in your hands.
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Adam - I may be raging and one legged and middle aged but at least I'm not an unoriginal gelfling look-a-like piece of excrement.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60704
PS. You're quite the looker aren't ya? Nice. How much did you pay your sister to pose with you? You have the same mouth. No upper lip. Where did it go??
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-02-07 11:03:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-02-07 10:44:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh come on...
Get back in the kitchen, bitch
~~~~~
I am 5' 9" and by no means anorexic
Yet you have a full 60 pounds on me and only one inch taller
You, sir, ARE fat
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2007-02-07 11:01:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
DING DING DING- we have a winnar!!!!
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2007-02-07 11:00:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This post was mean spirited...
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-02-07 10:50:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought Fat people were supposed to be jolly.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-02-07 10:47:28 EST (#)
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You need to lighten up, also getting laid might help. How old are you by the way?
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-02-07 10:44:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh come on...
Get back in the kitchen, bitch
Submitted by Hagard (user info) at 2007-02-07 10:43:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
As George Carlin Said rape can be funny.
Picture Elmer Fudd being raped by Porky Pig.
So thats why they called him Porky...
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-02-07 10:41:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
youre full of piss, waterbottle
fuckoff and die
and then get raped
and have the child
and then beat it
all while farting and making jokes about it
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-02-07 10:37:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"She's just a heat machine, making more heat for nobody but her! She's just a heat machine!"
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-02-07 10:37:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by waterbottle (user info) at 2007-02-07 10:35:28 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-02-07 10:32:47 (#)
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I'm not only worthless, but emotionless and jaded, too.
I must send Method and Apollo some thoughtful gifts.
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Well, you are being mean to me which isn't nice. You are probably very easy too, which would concrete you being ugly as a donkey on crack
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Way to keep the moral high ground champ!
Submitted by Mike-Mc (user info) at 2007-02-07 10:36:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You aint getting any hu? :*(
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-07 10:35:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What about to offers to eat your box?
Submitted by waterbottle (user info) at 2007-02-07 10:35:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-02-07 10:32:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not only worthless, but emotionless and jaded, too.
I must send Method and Apollo some thoughtful gifts.
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Well, you are being mean to me which isn't nice. You are probably very easy too, which would concrete you being ugly as a donkey on crack.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-02-07 10:32:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not only worthless, but emotionless and jaded, too.
I must send Method and Apollo some thoughtful gifts.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-02-07 10:31:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Or threats of rape.
Or offers to fuck my children.
Or kill my children.
Or eat my dog.
Or shock value photographs.
Or tales of human suffering.
Or anything else.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-02-07 10:29:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn right. I'm as ugly as a mutilated donkey on crack and I'm still not shy.
Also, thanks to Uber (read - Method), I no longer have any reaction to insults.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-07 10:27:40 EST (#)
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You don't hear HER complaining
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-07 10:27:29 EST (#)
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Yeah, Circe stars in a feature film, accompanied by Eddie Murphy and Cameron Diaz, for the love of God
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-02-07 10:24:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's a good thing I didn't camwhore because you would find something to pick on me about
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What is the big fucking deal with camwhoring? I mean, jesus, it's just you. Every day when you go to work, go to the store, walk outside, see your friends, people see you. People see you ALL THE TIME. What's the difference between that and putting up a picture here?
Crissakes.
Also, I'm glad you're leaving. You're a terrible alter.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-02-07 10:21:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I repent. I don't think I have ever actually engaged in rape in either mind or deed. My beastiality days are long behind me I promise.
I'm giving a +2 because you're female and thats what us pathetic Internet slobs do; so people say.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-07 10:17:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sorry.
Let's be friends.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-07 10:15:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Was the uncle wearing a Yosemite Sam costume at the time?
Because then it MIGHT be funny.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-07 10:11:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
PS. Sounds to me like a fat broad like you needs a good rapin'.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-02-07 10:04:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You mean SHENANIGANS?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-07 10:04:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Vapid cunt below.
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-02-07 09:59:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-02-07 09:56:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-02-07 09:31:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
There must be asshole waves the computer screen gives off. Fact is most of the dipshits here wouldn't have the balls to say what they do someones face. It takes a really tough person to hide behind some computer somewhere being a fucking retard. Most of them just really need to step away and get laid for a night or two. But, I'm just a big fan of the face to face fight anyway. Plus, it I could kick just about anyone's ass on this website. Fact.
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Oh the irony
Complain about how tough everyone acts because they hide behind a monitor, then proceed to act like you not only prefer to fight people, but that you'd actually kick someones ass.
I ask myself
If I see a raging,one legged, middle aged woman on the street, should I be afraid?
Get the fuck over yourself, you couldn't punch your way out of a wet paper bag with scissors in your hands.
PS. This chick sounds ugly and fat
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-07 09:53:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-02-07 09:31:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
There must be asshole waves the computer screen gives off. Fact is most of the dipshits here wouldn't have the balls to say what they do someones face. It takes a really tough person to hide behind some computer somewhere being a fucking retard. Most of them just really need to step away and get laid for a night or two. But, I'm just a big fan of the face to face fight anyway. Plus, it I could kick just about anyone's ass on this website. Fact.
Me, too.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-02-07 09:51:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I believe the song goes:
My rape slaves bring all the slaves to the yard, and they're like rape rape rape!
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-02-07 09:50:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by waterbottle (user info) at 2007-02-07 09:44:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
This is what I'm talking about. I just like to read some good stuff every now and again. I try to voice something serious and you's all are ganging up on me and making fun of me. I don't wish rape upon anyone but some of you sure have it coming.
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All kidding aside did you actually expect that to not happen? Here of all places? I haven't been around here long but telling people on ubersite they suck and to fuck off is like telling George W. that the war in Iraq was a bad idea. Doesn't matter how many times you say it, nothings gonna change it.
Btw if you had any balls (metaphoriclly speaking) the you would do like everyone else and post a cam whore..... for christs sakes that one kid posted a pic of himself flicking himself in the balls. Somebody needs to out do that one.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-07 09:49:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by waterbottle (user info) at 2007-02-07 09:44:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
This is what I'm talking about. I just like to read some good stuff every now and again. I try to voice something serious and you's all are ganging up on me and making fun of me. I don't wish rape upon anyone but some of you sure have it coming.
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I have rape comong my way...?
*rapidly drops trousers.... bends over, contorts face into a HUGE grin...and waits*
*and waits*
*....... and waits*
Submitted by LovelyLady (user info) at 2007-02-07 09:48:08 EST (#)
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186, 5'10" and not fat. Jajaja.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-07 09:47:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-02-07 09:23:24 (#)
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186 lbs and 5'10"?
so, you look like this: O
HAHAHAH....go cry somewhere else, fatty mcfatfat!
HAHAHAHA.
*kicks her shins and runs away*
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bwahahahahaha that is TEH funny.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-02-07 09:46:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-07 09:09:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
I agree with you 100%. This place is absolutely awful, and I'm thoroughly disgusted with the childish banter and school yard bullying that goes on around here. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
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I just tinkled a little in my pjammie bottoms. Hahahaha....
Submitted by waterbottle (user info) at 2007-02-07 09:44:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is what I'm talking about. I just like to read some good stuff every now and again. I try to voice something serious and you's all are ganging up on me and making fun of me. I don't wish rape upon anyone but some of you sure have it coming.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-07 09:35:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-02-07 09:31:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Most of them just really need to step away and get laid for a night or two.
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but i'm retired :(
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-07 09:33:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-02-07 09:31:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
There must be asshole waves the computer screen gives off. Fact is most of the dipshits here wouldn't have the balls to say what they do someones face. It takes a really tough person to hide behind some computer somewhere being a fucking retard. Most of them just really need to step away and get laid for a night or two. But, I'm just a big fan of the face to face fight anyway. Plus, it I could kick just about anyone's ass on this website. Fact.
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Blood in the water!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-02-07 09:32:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wouldnt that make you a one legged woman in an ass kicking contest TL?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-02-07 09:31:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There must be asshole waves the computer screen gives off. Fact is most of the dipshits here wouldn't have the balls to say what they do someones face. It takes a really tough person to hide behind some computer somewhere being a fucking retard. Most of them just really need to step away and get laid for a night or two. But, I'm just a big fan of the face to face fight anyway. Plus, it I could kick just about anyone's ass on this website. Fact.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-07 09:30:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hahaha i like you.
yer funny.
Submitted by Manitou (user info) at 2007-02-07 09:27:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I too am Method's alter.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-02-07 09:26:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
rape is always funny.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-02-07 09:23:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
186 lbs and 5'10"?
so, you look like this: O
HAHAHAH....go cry somewhere else, fatty mcfatfat!
HAHAHAHA.
*kicks her shins and runs away*
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-02-07 09:20:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Not everyone thinks that stuff is funny, but on this site they don't take it seriously like you do.
Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2007-02-07 09:20:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
your friend and my niece should hang out, sounds like they might have a lot in common.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-07 09:19:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The term "surprise sex" is preferred.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-02-07 09:17:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
He's already got cancer, and you want him to have anal