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Submitted by hi, my name is scourge, and i am a boob-oholic (View user info) at 2007-02-07 12:45:45 EST
all: "Hello Scourge"
scourge: *wrings hands nervously, blushes, sits down*
Happy Wednesday, Uber!
Glad to see you.
Here's an idea for you to chew over.
This one will be simple. Like some of your minds.
I'd like to see what you guys can do with it.
Here's the concept. Take a single word, one that isn't an object but rather one that represents a concept, an ideal, a belief...
beauty
faith
anger
spiritualism
...you get the idea, and write about it. Or MSPaint about it. Or post photos that you have taken that represent the idea. Either way. The first thing that comes to your head. Just let it flow.
That is part one.
Here's part two.
I have no way of enforcing this, no way to know you played fairly, but here it is anyway(presented with the idea that people who love rape and making fun of babies will bound themselves to the honour system): There will be a time limit.
After you decide on a word, sit down and write/draw for an hour. When the clock hits that mark 60 minutes later, quit writing, drawing, quit expressing in whatever medium you chose to portray this single word.
Mid-sentence, mid-thought, mid-'brush' stroke...just stop.
Submit what your mind spewed out.
Use that one single word as the title.
Link back here so I don't have to search for it. Also, link it in your post so as to garner more hits for me. Or don't. You won't win that way, though.
Simple, yeah?
I guess you guys need some incentive to post, right? Here. I'll decide on a winner. And I'll send them a copy of my favourite book. Along with postage to return it to me. I'm seriously not going to give one of you people one of my books to KEEP. - OR - An autographed photo of my ass.
Your choice.
Here are some 'Ones'
One: http://youtube.com/watch?v=JwW9L_qzqp8
One inch punch: http://youtube.com/watch?v=Kx9iPFMriz0
Hole in One: http://youtube.com/watch?v=uGYNBIMcUGA
One Love: http://youtube.com/watch?v=kl8xdGSrBac (video is ass, song is not. of course)
Oh, and while we're on the topic of Bob Marley, I learned to play 'Redemption Song' on banjo this weekend. That alone made the weekend worthwhile. Seriously. Banjo kicks all sorts of ass. Such a haunting sound that instrument produces. I love it.
User Reviews
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-05-18 12:49:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-08 09:53:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-07 23:11:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
Fer chrissake man are you at 100K yet?
Hold on, I'll send you a picture of myself. That seems to do the trick.
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Please stop sending me those. I am well aware that you have hairless balls, I don't need the close up evidence.
sheesh.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-08 02:37:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is a good idea.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-07 23:11:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fer chrissake man are you at 100K yet?
Hold on, I'll send you a picture of myself. That seems to do the trick.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-07 19:32:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
plz xcuse my spelig im drunk on shlognys cock
"Oh, and while we're on the topic of Bob Marley, I learned to play 'Redemption Song' on banjo this weekend."
One of my most favoritist songs. That fucking rocks.
This idea of yours is a good one. I'm not a disciplined enough writer- I fidget, pace, and go do other things about 10 times an hour, so I couldn't play fair. I hope some people do it, though..it'd make for interesting reading.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-07 18:32:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
My dick is nicknamed "mad dog"...starting now.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-07 17:42:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm too tired to make any effort right now but I'd like some Mad Dog, please.
Pink.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-07 17:37:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/98348#2303667
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-07 17:25:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
two.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-02-07 17:03:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:56:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought this was a good idea for a bandwagon.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/98527
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:37:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your request for a hate-post has been approved http://www.ubersite.com/m/98524
Stamped and certified
2/7/07
NJUSA
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-07 13:57:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Can't, I would have but I already posted.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-07 13:17:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
will a bottle of Grape Flavor MadDog 20/20 do the trick?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-07 13:16:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You owe me cookies, too, for doing that stupid interview.
But if baking's a pain, just buy me a bottle of single malt.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-07 13:06:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
that is true, bret, i simply want to see what people can do with this idea.
Submitted by Manitou (user info) at 2007-02-07 13:05:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Prior successes in starting bandwagons don't ensure future successes in starting new ones.
At least, in this case.
Your attempt howevever goes recognized. +0.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-07 13:03:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's harrassment?
OK. Bye.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-07 13:02:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you'll get cookies as soon as i bake some. it has been a long time.
i owe gofer cookies too. he doesn't harass me. he is a pleasant young man.
this post fell flat.
i guess i'll just go dig up a bunch of pictures of boobs and post those instead.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-07 12:58:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't believe him.
He still owes me cookies.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-07 12:57:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i intend to.
a few more.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-07 12:50:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is stupid...do another interview.