A little info about Maltese: plagiarist, single, and 21 years old. (2544 hits)
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Submitted by Axolotl (View user info) at 2007-02-07 13:54:03 EST
I debated posting this, but I was convinced and put together a few links. Yesterday I was playing Sissyfight (http://www.ubersite.com/m/98486, good game) with some Uberusers - Razor, Scourge, Apollo88, and someone else I think, when Maltese popped in and began his usual predictable 4chan trolling. Razor made a comment about Maltese's illegitimate pseudo-wife, and Maltese took offense, calling everyone internet addicts and generally making an ass of himself like the crackhead he is. Maltese started posting Apollo's address, while saying that posting addresses and plagiarism is wrong, and that he was not addicted to internet.
Mr. Rusty Hawkins, I'm calling you the fuck out. You, Maltese, are a plagiarist on other forums of Captainthorns songs, Forthewin ms paints (a repeat plagiarist no less), an undeniable internet addict, and an immature obsessed troll with absolutely nothing to do, unlimited time on his hands, no real wife, most likely a virgin, a compulsive pathological liar
And you are not 16 years old, either.
(Which we should be thankful for, considering that you would probably be the downfall of our generation.)
Given statement: Maltese uses several names on other online forums, such as Marblefluss, floaterfluss, and Rusty Hawkins. See -
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-21 19:08:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hello there. I am Rusty "Maltese" Hawkins from Ubersite. I see you have plagiarized this from me.
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Apollo outs Maltese here - http://www.ubersite.com/m/93436 , as well as his first account on this site: http://ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=23427
No wonder you started again that was quite the account!
Everything you ever wanted to know about marblefluss
User id: 23427
Registered on or around: 2005-11-18 23:05:09
# Messages posted: 8
# Reviews written: 7
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 140
# Hits: 0
Average rating of all messages: -1.40
Running a simple Google search brings up that Maltese/Marblefluss/Floaterfluss has been active on literally dozens and dozens of websites, from Ubersite to Putfile to Wikipedia to Uncyclopedia to GaiaOnline to Pulsehead to 4chan to ytmnd to YouTube to gaming forums to god knows what else. As Maltese admits himself in his admin request for Wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Floaterfluss he has an inordinate amount of time on his hands.
Maltese writes:
Self-nomination. I am a lean, mean, wikifying machine. Although I've only been here for while, I have so much time on my hands that it's almost sickening. In the short time I've been here, I have created 16 articles and removed 115+ instances of vandalism, among many other things. I created the Come As You Are: The Story of Nirvana article, the Scott Safran article, and the Walter Day article. I have also fixed 50+ links that originally linked to marijuana (a redirect), changing the links to go to the cannabis (drug) article. If I am made an admin, I promise to fight vandals so hard that they'll go crying back to their mothers. (talk) (contribs) 18:31, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
And this was right around the same time that Maltese was bitching that the Wikipedia Admins had taken down his Ubersite article! Please, fight these vandals, you're doing a good job making sure Wikipedia isn't a COMPLETE unreliable travesty of a source! Sickening amount of free time is right.
Indeed I wonder how Maltese has the time to take care of his "child" and lovely wife "Autumn," should they exist. I hope they don't exist, since if Maltese is spending such an amazing amount of time online.
Inordinate amount of time + bored 4chan troll + common sense = made-up family?
Well we know Maltese isn't actually sixteen years old. Check out his profile on Anime website, GaiaOnline.com, as well as the screencaps at the bottom.
http://avatarsave.gaiaonline.com/profile/index.php?view=profile.ShowProfile&item=2809294
http://avatarsave.gaiaonline.com/journal/?u=2809294
Rusty Hawkins, a 21-year-old from Alabama? I guess it makes it more believable that you're a father and husband, though even more pathetic considering how immature you are.
By the way, did you write this all by yourself? http://forums.putfile.com/viewtopic.php?p=99490&highlight=&PHPSESSID=2932aca8d730adc2f9ae821f23807faf It's a song to the tune of American Pie posted on Putfile. Note the similarities between that and Shenanigans Pie by Captainthorns http://ubersite.com/m/79919 - Captain thorns original. Look at the ends of the lines, the rhyme scheme, the entire passages lifted wholesale. You are a plagiarist, Maltese.
The song was posted right before Maltese was banned, and he describes how he tried to kill himself after being kicked off Putfile for spamming. http://forums.putfile.com/viewtopic.php?t=11352&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0&PHPSESSID=2932aca8d730adc2f9ae821f23807faf
He said he was spamming because he was depressed that his girlfriend died.
So Maltese...this girlfriend that you claimed died in November 2005, she's obviously not Autumn, your present wife. Are we to understand that after your one girlfriend died, you got married and had a kid with another girl?
Admit it Maltese, you don't have a wife, and you don't have a kid. You are an internet addict who has been banned from Uncyclopedia for plagiarizing Forthewin's MS Paints http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Marblefluss
You use an alter, cera, so obviously you don't even bother to hide that you use it to boost up your ratings. But let's look at your ratings:
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-07 17:55:19 (#)
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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-07 17:54:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
But hidden, won't I get banned? I have your address too...
I have Bart's, JMG's, FTW's, Jonukah's, Apollo's, Stabkill's, PFF's, Matt Maiorano's, ETS's, and yours.
But if you insist... """
shouldn't you be spending the time force feeding your disgusting yellow skinned slanty eyed whore of a psuedo-wife rice?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-06 20:08:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
Do you EVER leave the fucking house?
You've been on the site for almost 24 consecutive hours.
When I woke up on the EAST Coast this morning, you had just finished reviewing some stupid post, you fucking retard.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-02-05 16:55:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
You really are a useless tit.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-02-05 16:59:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
Holy cow.
Submitted by cera (user info) at 2007-02-05 16:58:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-05 16:57:50 (#)
Ranking: -2
LET. GO. NOW.
Back away slowly.
Do not return.
Find a hobby, preferably one outdoors.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-02-05 17:00:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
From : Bart Cilfone <bart.at.cilfone.com>
Sent : Sunday, February 4, 2007 3:37 PM
To : "Rusty Hawkins" <marblefluss.at.hotmail.com>
Subject : Re: Fuck me, do automated submissions still work?
Do you seriously not have anything else to do with your life?
bart
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-05 22:04:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-02-05 16:13:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
For breaking Joey's streak, you fat cunt.
do you really want to take me on maltese?
really??
you'd love nothing more than the reflected glory of interweb warring with me.
You are an irrelevance. Even here.
Submitted by CrazyProtractorFace (user info) at 2007-02-05 22:11:29 (#)
Ranking: -2
You're pretty fucking annoying, dude. Seriously, what's wrong with you?
Maltese, you are completely unlikable, not only in real life, but in the anonymous domain of the internet. And before you complain that you work for hours on post to receive poor ratings and -2s while people like Rad1101 get +2s: since you lie about your age, posting, family, internet-addiction, and plagiarism, do you really expect anything better?
Get off Ubersite now. You're not wanted here, and if your family actually isn't a figment of your stunted, trisomic imagination, you're neglecting your wife and child in a drastic way. Don't worry, nobody will miss you here.
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Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-02-12 13:51:37 EST (#)
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So, should he be a member of http://www.plagiarizers.com/ ?
*throws the (V) symbol into the sky*
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-02-12 13:39:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2007-02-12 12:07:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by Slash (user info) at 2007-02-11 11:22:52 (#)
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Climbing the MVA Ladder
If that's an accomplishment?
Submitted by Slash (user info) at 2007-02-11 11:22:52 EST (#)
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Climbing the MVA Ladder
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-02-10 12:33:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2007-02-10 11:37:32 (#)
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Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2007-02-10 11:36:30 (#)
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maltese and ax both get on my nerves
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2007-02-10 11:37:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2007-02-10 11:36:30 (#)
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maltese and ax both get on my nerves
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-09 12:41:32 EST (#)
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hey Ax, look, one more good post, and you'll go up another level on the MVA!
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-09 11:55:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-08 17:32:13 (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-08 15:25:17 (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-08 08:34:25 (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-08 03:42:07 (#)
Ranking: -1
Haven't read any reviews but this obviously went down well....
But in my opinion, this post makes you as sad as him.
I mean, who gives a fuck about Maltese? I certainly don't, and wouldn't spend one minute of my time google'ing his name for fucks sake.
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I think that's quite a generalization to make, considering I've never told compulsive lies about how glorious my life is on Ubersite. Certain people on this site egged me to post this, and I did so. This post entertained (the majority of) Uber, therefore I've done my purpose. I'll be sure to submit my posts through you first to make sure they entertain you as well, the perrennial Defender of Trolls and Spammers.
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Ax, don't be a child and sulk.
perrennial has one r.
I never said this post didn't entertain. I said it made you as sad as him.
And so what is you think this was me defending him?
I like and dislike who I chose Ax, not who some spotty little twerp with a load of time on his hand tells me to.
If I was Maltese I'd be flattered that you cared enough to put that much effort into me.
And this statement 'Certain people on this site egged me to post this, and I did so.' doesn't surprise me in the slightest. You are like the skinny geeky kid in the playground who does what the bigger kids tell him to so that he looks popular.
This is just a website mate. Get over it.
And write some more of that shit of yours that I enjoy.
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Well i'm dead stumped as how to respond to this, and I'll admit you have a point. maybe this was a bit tooly, i honestly have nothing better to post. I'm working on a story for hte last five months, but I'm in a creative slump. maybe by a week or so i'll send in the first installment.
if anything i'd say that once you make mva and the focus of hits is gone, there is nothing left to do on uber but to stir shit. ie gang up on a user. that's probably why method and apollo are so eager to slaughter idiots on this site, maybe it's the rut i'm falling into. sorry for the defensiveness above
aah the Cover on my motherboard is falling apart must fix immmediately! it'll start shutting down whenever i move the laptop
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I understand what you are saying...although hits have never really motivated me... you did create a lot of posts designed (I believe) to generate hits, If you wanted MVA then good for you for having a goal and reaching it.
I guess that leaves you at a loose end as to what to post, and gives you the luxury of being able to post pretty much what you like.
Anyway, I think we can get off this post... cheers Ax.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-02-09 04:45:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Make love to me.
Submitted by emmakwon (user info) at 2007-02-08 20:41:35 EST (#)
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wait i think i worked it out....
ok a possibility anyway
he WAS married at 16 to this chick, who is probably asian but not called autumn or katsume, he just used a fake name.
then somewhere between the ages of 16-21 this chick either left or actually did die in a car accident.
so through the trauma he now uses ubersite to live out a life where she is still alive.
either way,
a) this is pretty tragic. i really hope you get the help you need maltese.
b) i really hope i never fuck with you guys enough for you to pull any of this shit on me.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-08 17:32:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-08 15:25:17 (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-08 08:34:25 (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-08 03:42:07 (#)
Ranking: -1
Haven't read any reviews but this obviously went down well....
But in my opinion, this post makes you as sad as him.
I mean, who gives a fuck about Maltese? I certainly don't, and wouldn't spend one minute of my time google'ing his name for fucks sake.
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I think that's quite a generalization to make, considering I've never told compulsive lies about how glorious my life is on Ubersite. Certain people on this site egged me to post this, and I did so. This post entertained (the majority of) Uber, therefore I've done my purpose. I'll be sure to submit my posts through you first to make sure they entertain you as well, the perrennial Defender of Trolls and Spammers.
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Ax, don't be a child and sulk.
perrennial has one r.
I never said this post didn't entertain. I said it made you as sad as him.
And so what is you think this was me defending him?
I like and dislike who I chose Ax, not who some spotty little twerp with a load of time on his hand tells me to.
If I was Maltese I'd be flattered that you cared enough to put that much effort into me.
And this statement 'Certain people on this site egged me to post this, and I did so.' doesn't surprise me in the slightest. You are like the skinny geeky kid in the playground who does what the bigger kids tell him to so that he looks popular.
This is just a website mate. Get over it.
And write some more of that shit of yours that I enjoy.
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Well i'm dead stumped as how to respond to this, and I'll admit you have a point. maybe this was a bit tooly, i honestly have nothing better to post. I'm working on a story for hte last five months, but I'm in a creative slump. maybe by a week or so i'll send in the first installment.
if anything i'd say that once you make mva and the focus of hits is gone, there is nothing left to do on uber but to stir shit. ie gang up on a user. that's probably why method and apollo are so eager to slaughter idiots on this site, maybe it's the rut i'm falling into. sorry for the defensiveness above
aah the Cover on my motherboard is falling apart must fix immmediately! it'll start shutting down whenever i move the laptop
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2007-02-08 16:48:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:51:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahem *looks around*...
I'll take his if he doesn't want it. You got any cans of red smoke? It stains real good and I have a neighbor with a brand new pristine white driveway. Fucker stole my smoking couch off my porch....
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At least I know where I am sleeping now.
-Dave
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-08 15:25:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-08 08:34:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-08 03:42:07 (#)
Ranking: -1
Haven't read any reviews but this obviously went down well....
But in my opinion, this post makes you as sad as him.
I mean, who gives a fuck about Maltese? I certainly don't, and wouldn't spend one minute of my time google'ing his name for fucks sake.
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I think that's quite a generalization to make, considering I've never told compulsive lies about how glorious my life is on Ubersite. Certain people on this site egged me to post this, and I did so. This post entertained (the majority of) Uber, therefore I've done my purpose. I'll be sure to submit my posts through you first to make sure they entertain you as well, the perrennial Defender of Trolls and Spammers.
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Ax, don't be a child and sulk.
perrennial has one r.
I never said this post didn't entertain. I said it made you as sad as him.
And so what is you think this was me defending him?
I like and dislike who I chose Ax, not who some spotty little twerp with a load of time on his hand tells me to.
If I was Maltese I'd be flattered that you cared enough to put that much effort into me.
And this statement 'Certain people on this site egged me to post this, and I did so.' doesn't surprise me in the slightest. You are like the skinny geeky kid in the playground who does what the bigger kids tell him to so that he looks popular.
This is just a website mate. Get over it.
And write some more of that shit of yours that I enjoy.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-02-08 12:02:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know who either of you are.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-08 11:11:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-08 07:38:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
You know, I'll never understand why people like Maltese or jgreening make up these exciting parts of their lives for the benefit of the internet, when it is in fact far easier to find humour in the pathetic aspects of their real lives. I mean, my last proper posts were about my inability to survive on my own without my parents, which is largely true, and consisted mainly of me prancing around in a loincloth showing off my scrawny physique. If I had said I lived in an apartment with two female models, was 6'4", beefy and getting married this winter, it wouldn't be funny.
actually thorpe old egg if YOU said it it would be hilarious!
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-02-08 11:04:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The hate from this post actually melted my monitor.
Then a fist of rage came forth and punched me and my baby.
It laughed at me and called my baby a pussy.
+2
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-02-08 10:45:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good Show, detective.
Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2007-02-08 10:32:46 EST (#)
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People actually affirm their lives by what #s they get on an internet site? Go outside.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-08 08:34:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-08 03:42:07 (#)
Ranking: -1
Haven't read any reviews but this obviously went down well....
But in my opinion, this post makes you as sad as him.
I mean, who gives a fuck about Maltese? I certainly don't, and wouldn't spend one minute of my time google'ing his name for fucks sake.
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I think that's quite a generalization to make, considering I've never told compulsive lies about how glorious my life is on Ubersite. Certain people on this site egged me to post this, and I did so. This post entertained (the majority of) Uber, therefore I've done my purpose. I'll be sure to submit my posts through you first to make sure they entertain you as well, the perrennial Defender of Trolls and Spammers.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-08 08:30:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-08 07:38:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
You know, I'll never understand why people like Maltese or jgreening make up these exciting parts of their lives for the benefit of the internet, when it is in fact far easier to find humour in the pathetic aspects of their real lives. I mean, my last proper posts were about my inability to survive on my own without my parents, which is largely true, and consisted mainly of me prancing around in a loincloth showing off my scrawny physique. If I had said I lived in an apartment with two female models, was 6'4", beefy and getting married this winter, it wouldn't be funny.
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haha, it would be a little funny. In a bizarre, depressing sort of way.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-08 07:38:49 EST (#)
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You know, I'll never understand why people like Maltese or jgreening make up these exciting parts of their lives for the benefit of the internet, when it is in fact far easier to find humour in the pathetic aspects of their real lives. I mean, my last proper posts were about my inability to survive on my own without my parents, which is largely true, and consisted mainly of me prancing around in a loincloth showing off my scrawny physique. If I had said I lived in an apartment with two female models, was 6'4", beefy and getting married this winter, it wouldn't be funny.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-02-08 07:12:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:56:14 (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:51:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll take his if he doesn't want it. You got any cans of red smoke? It stains real good and I have a neighbor with a brand new pristine white driveway. Fucker stole my smoking couch off my porch....
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You have a couch on your porch?
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Are you kidding me? Having a couch on your porch is the height of sophistication.
Oh, who am I kidding, I'm a redneck.
Submitted by jet_stream_nz (user info) at 2007-02-08 06:43:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sphagnum is the master of hate, not you.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-02-08 03:54:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this is good shit right here folks. shit but good nonetheless.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-08 03:42:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Haven't read any reviews but this obviously went down well....
But in my opinion, this post makes you as sad as him.
I mean, who gives a fuck about Maltese? I certainly don't, and wouldn't spend one minute of my time google'ing his name for fucks sake.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-08 03:10:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:28:44 (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:27:13 (#)
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To clarify, my good man - t'was I that wrote the lyrics to Shenanigan Pie: http://www.ubersite.com/m/78238
Thorns rocked out, took the words and turned them into sweet, sweet lovemaking music:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/79919
That is all.
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Whoops, right you are. twas an offense against you then my good sir.
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Sweet baby Jesus, I didn't even know about this sin that Mr. Hawkins committed...nice work, Ax.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-02-08 01:44:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:12:31 (#)
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http://www.opentopia.com/hiddencam.php
This is awesome! Thanks Method, you're the AntiChrist.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-02-08 01:26:54 EST (#)
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I love the guy on Wikipedia who tells Maltese he wouldn't be a good editor because "you're too knew!"
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-02-08 00:02:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-07 18:13:47 (#)
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Danger_Ranger: that is a true statement
Scourge: i'll be happy to appoint you the minister of shenanigans and rape, if you so choose. it will be a newly created position
PS anyone who uses the excuse that I am "uber-popular" is a retard.
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Yes indeed, and here is another glaring example. Higher case for the beginning of a sentence, and a period (guffaw), at the end.
Submitted by HawthorneHeights (user info) at 2007-02-07 23:38:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The fact that you can be so obsessed about someone is fucking disgusting. If you want to suck hiss dick just ask him. I'm sure he won't mind. And you'll swallow his load and the world will go around once again.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-07 23:21:12 EST (#)
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You guys...
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-02-07 20:31:39 EST (#)
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...but with some good hate, I have to admit.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-02-07 20:31:09 EST (#)
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Lame.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-07 19:49:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-07 18:40:22 (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-07 18:14:48 (#)
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check out Kinda News' website : http://www.kindanews.com
you can see he is the ultimate source of knowledge on good writing.
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hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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indeed.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-02-07 19:35:27 EST (#)
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So who's next in the firing line?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-07 18:40:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-07 18:14:48 (#)
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check out Kinda News' website : http://www.kindanews.com
you can see he is the ultimate source of knowledge on good writing.
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hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-02-07 18:35:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-07 18:33:00 (#)
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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-02-07 18:25:34 (#)
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I have a girlfriend in Fair Lawn.
She used to be a dancer.
She's a hoot with her stories.
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Irish dancer?
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You think you're sooooo smart, Mr. Popular.
However did you guess?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-07 18:33:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-07 18:22:54 (#)
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you are uber popular.
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I hop enot.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-07 18:33:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-02-07 18:32:37 (#)
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I never thought Id see Axolotl go batshit crazy, hes always seemed so level headed
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I don't think I've truly gone batshit crazy on this site, or in real life. It's a rare occasion
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-07 18:33:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-02-07 18:25:34 (#)
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I have a girlfriend in Fair Lawn.
She used to be a dancer.
She's a hoot with her stories.
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Irish dancer?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-02-07 18:32:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I never thought Id see Axolotl go batshit crazy, hes always seemed so level headed
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-02-07 18:28:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's even funnier how half the people he lists have given their full names and hometowns in one way or another. Any idiot who knows how to use http://www.whitepages.com can figure that shit out.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-02-07 18:25:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a girlfriend in Fair Lawn.
She used to be a dancer.
She's a hoot with her stories.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-07 18:22:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you are uber popular.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-02-07 18:16:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The only address Maltese would ever have of mine would be my old campus PO Box address before I moved, or my parents' old home address before they moved. No, Maltese does not have my address.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-07 18:13:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Danger_Ranger: that is a true statement
Scourge: i'll be happy to appoint you the minister of shenanigans and rape, if you so choose. it will be a newly created position
PS anyone who uses the excuse that I am "uber-popular" is a retard.
Submitted by sweetcheebs (user info) at 2007-02-07 18:00:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
did you star in the 80's version of baby genius's?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-02-07 17:55:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2007-02-07 16:12:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
You two kids better work this out before prom.
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hahaha so true
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-02-07 17:45:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-02-07 16:41:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
Maybe he has a spastic alter ego that acts out and he's not even aware of it, like the Tyler Durdin thing.
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If that's the case, I take back everything I ever said about Maltese.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-07 16:55:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:12:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, you have a point, a great one at that, but this was of no use to me other than adding to my dislike of maltese. I like you just fine, Ax, but this really was a waste of time.
I noticed you on MVA for about 2 weeks and maybe I'm late, but congrats. For all I know you could've been on there for as long as I have been here but I just took notice.
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you fucking faggot,
Look at the shit you post about other users...
Look at the try hard hatchet job you did on frankthebear, it consisted of OMG he a virginz
and you patted yourself on the back for that one for a week.
And you say this was a waste of time?
This post is perfect , it provides info and backs up what everyone has always thought - MALTESE IS A FUCKWIT.
You really are a little bitch.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2007-02-07 16:55:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This felt like a big punch to the face. And i'm not even Maltese!
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-07 16:52:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Manitou (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:05:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow. I hereby vow to never piss off Axolotl (ever again).
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For fucks sake Oatmeal, if you just changed Maltese' name in the post to yours it would still apply
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-02-07 16:41:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-02-07 15:29:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-02-07 15:11:06 (#)
Ranking: 0
Why do I have the sneaking suspicion this is shenanigans and that Axolotl=Maltese?
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I totally thought about that too...but I don't think it's the case.
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Maybe he has a spastic alter ego that acts out and he's not even aware of it, like the Tyler Durdin thing.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-07 16:40:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
rapist below
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Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2007-02-07 16:38:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:12:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:10:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:05:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
Screenshots of the inside of Maltese' house
http://www.nymethod.com/maltese.html
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how did you come by those?"""
super duper detective work.
I also found his parents and sisters names but refrained from going all out on him because I've got better things to do.
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:13:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck.
wrong account.
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I'm confused. Does this mean one stole the other's account, or have they merged into some fat, greasy ball? If so, what does this mean for Uber? "Naked Pictures of the Six Year Old I Punched in the Face" will be the biggest thing on the internet ever.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-02-07 16:33:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't remember what this was about, but I think it was anti-Maltese.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-07 16:26:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wtf is this gaia gay shit? naked anime boys? eeew
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2007-02-07 16:12:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You two kids better work this out before prom.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-02-07 16:10:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*I'm* 16, but not married.
and Ax I'd lay off Alains 'mangled english', your reviews are riddled with errors. Mayhaps if you were to spend your free period (snort - 'period'), brushing up on your spelling and not compiling/writing hate posts.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-07 15:54:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yer awesome.
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-02-07 15:54:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*sniff* mmmmmmmmmm, smells like some good drama a-brewin' here.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-02-07 15:48:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-07 15:45:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
excellent work young man.
when you run for president, you'll need someone who knows the ins and outs of the business. your own Karl Rove i guess. I have a lot of experience on healthcare, senior isues, education, and power through my work.
I nominate me. (the Roves make more money and have less chance of getting shot.)
lets take over the world.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-02-07 15:45:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
while this is mildly funny, seriously, what the fuck would you bother? the dude looks exactly like piggy from lord of the flies. pretty much any hate you can sling at him is redundant after that.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-07 15:43:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lapidation is not mangled english
see?
http://hyperdictionary.com/search.aspx?define=lapidation
Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2007-02-07 15:40:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the detective work. Can I hire you? I don't really follow the drama between Uber members, but it does make for a good read every now and then.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-07 15:35:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-07 15:33:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
i always come in late to these lapidations.
first it was that oathmeal guy, now this one.
i have no idea what the fuss is about, but +2 for internet hatred.
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i love you and your mangled english caul.
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2007-02-07 15:34:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Back in my day we'd settle it out by the jungle gym.
You boys should get laid.
Together would be nice, two fags with one bone.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-07 15:33:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i always come in late to these lapidations.
first it was that oathmeal guy, now this one.
i have no idea what the fuss is about, but +2 for internet hatred.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-07 15:33:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wooo school's out.!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-07 15:32:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-02-07 15:29:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-02-07 15:11:06 (#)
Ranking: 0
Why do I have the sneaking suspicion this is shenanigans and that Axolotl=Maltese?
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I totally thought about that too...but I don't think it's the case.
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No way.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-02-07 15:30:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<3
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-02-07 15:29:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-02-07 15:11:06 (#)
Ranking: 0
Why do I have the sneaking suspicion this is shenanigans and that Axolotl=Maltese?
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I totally thought about that too...but I don't think it's the case.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-02-07 15:29:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice work Inspector Gadget
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-07 15:28:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-07 15:18:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, let's start off by saying that BOTH of you two dorks have too much time on your hands and spend way too much time on the internet.
On the plus side, I wouldn't even know where to begin to find out all of this Grade A information (nor would I ever take the time to do so for anyone) but it is fascinating to read.
Good work, Barnaby Jones.
Also, I NEVER believed for a second he was 16...or married.
PS. Shut the fuck up, maltese.
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My excuse is that my school gives a hell of a lot of work. But thanks for the veiled complement.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-02-07 15:23:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-07 15:20:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't really care.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-07 15:18:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, let's start off by saying that BOTH of you two dorks have too much time on your hands and spend way too much time on the internet.
On the plus side, I wouldn't even know where to begin to find out all of this Grade A information (nor would I ever take the time to do so for anyone) but it is fascinating to read.
Good work, Barnaby Jones.
Also, I NEVER believed for a second he was 16...or married.
PS. Shut the fuck up, maltese.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-02-07 15:16:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/98528
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-02-07 15:16:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:25:18 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:23:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:15:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
Let's start some good Uber drama shall we, we haven't had anything good since Sicosemen's shenanigans about the lawyers etc.
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That was some crazy Uber drama... I love this posts; this is what a hate post SHOULD be. I've never tried the whole internet detective thing. A lot of people say its really easy to find out stuff about people, but I've just never tried...
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For some things, it's easy. If you use the same user name for many different websites, and you give out your name. I tried to model it somewhat after I Love Electro and You Should Too, that was a brilliant hate post.
Uber is the only place I use Axolotl, and I dnot giveout my name.
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Yeah, if I register with a site, I make it a point to use a different username every time. I remember the Electro hate post...that WAS some good shit. On a related note, I'm amazing Maltese hasen't come here spewing shit yet...
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-02-07 15:11:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why do I have the sneaking suspicion this is shenanigans and that Axolotl=Maltese?
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-02-07 15:08:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Could you elaborate on the part about shanking my MS Paint shit?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-07 15:05:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/97819
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this is as bad as greening pretending he was engaged.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-02-07 15:03:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/96650
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-07 15:03:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:56:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:32:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:27:06 (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't care much for this sort of thing, ganging up on someone. Instigation by a popular member of a clique against one so reviled seems especially unsavory.
I must say, strictly based on what I've read, you and Maltese actually seem like two sides of the same coin.
I suspect you are a better person than this, but all I have on which to base that opinion is what I've read. (and how you describe yourself)
In a perfect world, everyone would have the maturity and self worth to take online meanderings with a grain of salt.
But you never know.
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Since when am I the popular member of a clique, theuniter? Posting on Ubersite and getting good ratings makes me some kind of elite lord in your opinion, remember Maltese had good ratings in the beginning. It's not a clique type thing, it's the fact that I dislike Maltese and his bragging and lying, and proved him wrong.
I agree with the grain of salt, but I prefer the truth. And Maltese wasn't lying to protect his identity (as I occasionally do on this site) but to inflate himself and say he was married and had children and was not interrnet addict. Don't look at this like popular vs. unpopular mean girls bullshit, it's not what it is.
Besides, Maltese is 21. He can take care of himself.
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By emphasizing you prefer the truth, yet denying you are popular here is just silly. I mentioned no elite lord or other such nonsense.
Plus, looking for truth on the internet is bollocks.
To ascribe to Maltese the reasons for his actions is presumptuous on your part.
For example, I have no idea what your reasoning was behind this post, I only stated my opinion based on what you wrote, and labeled my comments as such.
My opinion is that this hate post, while met with appreciation, is nothing more than old fashioned bullying.
Picking on the weak is human nature, and as such, hard to resist.
Maltese is an easy target. """
maltese is a little bitch who deserves all he gets.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-02-07 15:00:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:50:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll give you $50 if he commits suicide over this.
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I'll give you.......this half-eaten bag of Crispy Minis if you get him to leave and STAY gone. They're caramel kettle corn!
.....you better hurry. It's getting down to 1/4 full.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:59:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:47:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:46:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
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Zebra, jojo747, cera...all his. At least we know it's just one person, there can't be that many idiots in the world.
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Didn't know Zebra was connected to him...
We also have Cadrach, Sepsis, and this Pannerplant. Weird bunch of fucking trolls. I can't tell if they're original users or simply alters used to cause strife. Don't know much about Cadrach, but Sepsis has decided it's a good idea to -2 any and all art related posts I do. WTF??? Who the hell doesn't comprehend APW? Pannerplant was running around with the -2 bomb, but he seems to have burn out after his disasterous anime post.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:59:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:58:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
TheUniter = Apollo
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:57:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hilarity, you know I can't just go handin' out Army munitions...
maybe one will come up missing during out next training event in April. Just sayin' is all.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:56:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:32:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:27:06 (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't care much for this sort of thing, ganging up on someone. Instigation by a popular member of a clique against one so reviled seems especially unsavory.
I must say, strictly based on what I've read, you and Maltese actually seem like two sides of the same coin.
I suspect you are a better person than this, but all I have on which to base that opinion is what I've read. (and how you describe yourself)
In a perfect world, everyone would have the maturity and self worth to take online meanderings with a grain of salt.
But you never know.
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Since when am I the popular member of a clique, theuniter? Posting on Ubersite and getting good ratings makes me some kind of elite lord in your opinion, remember Maltese had good ratings in the beginning. It's not a clique type thing, it's the fact that I dislike Maltese and his bragging and lying, and proved him wrong.
I agree with the grain of salt, but I prefer the truth. And Maltese wasn't lying to protect his identity (as I occasionally do on this site) but to inflate himself and say he was married and had children and was not interrnet addict. Don't look at this like popular vs. unpopular mean girls bullshit, it's not what it is.
Besides, Maltese is 21. He can take care of himself.
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By emphasizing you prefer the truth, yet denying you are popular here is just silly. I mentioned no elite lord or other such nonsense.
Plus, looking for truth on the internet is bollocks.
To ascribe to Maltese the reasons for his actions is presumptuous on your part.
For example, I have no idea what your reasoning was behind this post, I only stated my opinion based on what you wrote, and labeled my comments as such.
My opinion is that this hate post, while met with appreciation, is nothing more than old fashioned bullying.
Picking on the weak is human nature, and as such, hard to resist.
Maltese is an easy target.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:56:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:51:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll take his if he doesn't want it. You got any cans of red smoke? It stains real good and I have a neighbor with a brand new pristine white driveway. Fucker stole my smoking couch off my porch....
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You have a couch on your porch?
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:54:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:52:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
Red, no.
Purple, yes.
Make him look like a pansy?
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I like where your head's at, man. Shoot me an email (on my 1st post) if you're serious.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:52:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Red, no.
Purple, yes.
Make him look like a pansy?
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:51:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:47:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:45:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:42:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ax, if you want ze grande tour, send me an email. It will be a tour that has little to do with education though, mostly consisting of bars and strip clubs.
O-man lives round here too.
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haha thanks, we'll see in a few years. high voltage too aparentely.
As do I, but I can get you cool Army shit.
wanna grenade?
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Ahem *looks around*...
I'll take his if he doesn't want it. You got any cans of red smoke? It stains real good and I have a neighbor with a brand new pristine white driveway. Fucker stole my smoking couch off my porch....
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:50:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll give you $50 if he commits suicide over this.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:50:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:48:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn, I forgot about HV *hangs head*. You just reminded me that I owe that little bugger an email.
Pffft... few years my ass. I'll have some big tittied girl shakin' her cans in your face your 1st semester here.
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the good lord willing
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:49:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:48:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
wow...someone spent a whole day on some really useless, yet awsome hatepost.
PS: Look into GWU, they give out scholarships like Pez.
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About 42 minutes of a free period.
I don't really like GWU, I checked it out and I don't think it's for me.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:48:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:47:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:45:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:42:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ax, if you want ze grande tour, send me an email. It will be a tour that has little to do with education though, mostly consisting of bars and strip clubs.
O-man lives round here too.
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haha thanks, we'll see in a few years. high voltage too aparentely.
As do I, but I can get you cool Army shit.
wanna grenade?
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Have any rocket launchers, I could do with some of those.
guns too. serial numbers scratched out, so I can restart the Irish mob like myy Great grandfather
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:48:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wow...someone spent a whole day on some really useless, yet awsome hatepost.
PS: Look into GWU, they give out scholarships like Pez.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:48:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn, I forgot about HV *hangs head*. You just reminded me that I owe that little bugger an email.
Pffft... few years my ass. I'll have some big tittied girl shakin' her cans in your face your 1st semester here.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:47:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:46:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
The Boy Genius strikes again!!!
I must say, Maltese doesn't annoy me as much as his crew/alters/friends... whatever.
We've had a real plague of Trolling recently and an amount of that seems somehow surrounding him.
Not only this "Cera" individual, but a number of year old accounts have suddenly become active and tossing out the -2's.
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Zebra, jojo747, cera...all his. At least we know it's just one person, there can't be that many idiots in the world.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:47:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:45:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:42:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ax, if you want ze grande tour, send me an email. It will be a tour that has little to do with education though, mostly consisting of bars and strip clubs.
O-man lives round here too.
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haha thanks, we'll see in a few years. high voltage too aparentely.
As do I, but I can get you cool Army shit.
wanna grenade?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:46:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
interesting
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:46:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The Boy Genius strikes again!!!
I must say, Maltese doesn't annoy me as much as his crew/alters/friends... whatever.
We've had a real plague of Trolling recently and an amount of that seems somehow surrounding him.
Not only this "Cera" individual, but a number of year old accounts have suddenly become active and tossing out the -2's.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:45:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WHERE'S MY FUCKING OFFERS OF STRIPCLUBS BITCH????
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:45:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:42:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ax, if you want ze grande tour, send me an email. It will be a tour that has little to do with education though, mostly consisting of bars and strip clubs.
O-man lives round here too.
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haha thanks, we'll see in a few years. high voltage too aparentely.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:43:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
excellent pwnage - you just earned your 'Hate Post' UberMerit Badge...
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:42:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ax, if you want ze grande tour, send me an email. It will be a tour that has little to do with education though, mostly consisting of bars and strip clubs.
O-man lives round here too.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:39:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm liking American Uni in Washington so far, though i'm also gonna visit georgetown and catholic.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:38:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
or well, always have been since uber...
which washington? cuz i used to be there too.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:35:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
no i'm in ct, always have been but close enough. but i'm moving far far away before you turn 35. well before that actually.
Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:35:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:34:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:32:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:31:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
well i'll have to fly back to the us for that.
no cigars though k?
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Where are you now? I thought you were in NYC?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:32:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:27:06 (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't care much for this sort of thing, ganging up on someone. Instigation by a popular member of a clique against one so reviled seems especially unsavory.
I must say, strictly based on what I've read, you and Maltese actually seem like two sides of the same coin.
I suspect you are a better person than this, but all I have on which to base that opinion is what I've read. (and how you describe yourself)
In a perfect world, everyone would have the maturity and self worth to take online meanderings with a grain of salt.
But you never know.
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Since when am I the popular member of a clique, theuniter? Posting on Ubersite and getting good ratings makes me some kind of elite lord in your opinion, remember Maltese had good ratings in the beginning. It's not a clique type thing, it's the fact that I dislike Maltese and his bragging and lying, and proved him wrong.
I agree with the grain of salt, but I prefer the truth. And Maltese wasn't lying to protect his identity (as I occasionally do on this site) but to inflate himself and say he was married and had children and was not interrnet addict. Don't look at this like popular vs. unpopular mean girls bullshit, it's not what it is.
Besides, Maltese is 21. He can take care of himself.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:31:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
well i'll have to fly back to the us for that.
no cigars though k?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:29:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:28:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ax, you definitely get my vote in the 2032 election. All I want is extra servings of raspberry jello at the old folks home.
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*thinks*
SOCIAL SECURITY BENEFIT FOR ALL!! especially hilarity ensues
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:28:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:27:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
To clarify, my good man - t'was I that wrote the lyrics to Shenanigan Pie: http://www.ubersite.com/m/78238
Thorns rocked out, took the words and turned them into sweet, sweet lovemaking music:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/79919
That is all.
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Whoops, right you are. twas an offense against you then my good sir.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:28:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ax, you definitely get my vote in the 2032 election. All I want is extra servings of raspberry jello at the old folks home.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:28:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:26:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:23:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:22:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
so when do you turn 18? i'ma lookin for husband #2.
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April 2008, save the date sweetie. I'll have a bit of time before I leave for college, preferable in washington.
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first legal lapdance on me mr senator.
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all right, I'll mark it down on the calender.
interested in a job as an intern? We could use sex-industry-experts like you on the Axolotl '28 Campaign Trail.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:27:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
To clarify, my good man - t'was I that wrote the lyrics to Shenanigan Pie: http://www.ubersite.com/m/78238
Thorns rocked out, took the words and turned them into sweet, sweet lovemaking music:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/79919
That is all.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:27:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't care much for this sort of thing, ganging up on someone. Instigation by a popular member of a clique against one so reviled seems especially unsavory.
I must say, strictly based on what I've read, you and Maltese actually seem like two sides of the same coin.
I suspect you are a better person than this, but all I have on which to base that opinion is what I've read. (and how you describe yourself)
In a perfect world, everyone would have the maturity and self worth to take online meanderings with a grain of salt.
But you never know.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:26:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:23:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:22:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
so when do you turn 18? i'ma lookin for husband #2.
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April 2008, save the date sweetie. I'll have a bit of time before I leave for college, preferable in washington.
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first legal lapdance on me mr senator.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:25:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:23:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:15:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
Let's start some good Uber drama shall we, we haven't had anything good since Sicosemen's shenanigans about the lawyers etc.
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That was some crazy Uber drama... I love this posts; this is what a hate post SHOULD be. I've never tried the whole internet detective thing. A lot of people say its really easy to find out stuff about people, but I've just never tried...
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For some things, it's easy. If you use the same user name for many different websites, and you give out your name. I tried to model it somewhat after I Love Electro and You Should Too, that was a brilliant hate post.
Uber is the only place I use Axolotl, and I dnot giveout my name.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:23:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:15:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
Let's start some good Uber drama shall we, we haven't had anything good since Sicosemen's shenanigans about the lawyers etc.
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That was some crazy Uber drama... I love this posts; this is what a hate post SHOULD be. I've never tried the whole internet detective thing. A lot of people say its really easy to find out stuff about people, but I've just never tried...
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:23:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:22:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
so when do you turn 18? i'ma lookin for husband #2.
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April 2008, save the date sweetie. I'll have a bit of time before I leave for college, preferable in washington.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:22:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
so when do you turn 18? i'ma lookin for husband #2.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:21:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It is a bit disturbing that he had all those addreses.
Good work, kid.
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:17:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
pwned
Submitted by PokeyMen (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:17:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yup
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:15:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Let's start some good Uber drama shall we, we haven't had anything good since Sicosemen's shenanigans about the lawyers etc.
Submitted by kwame_johnson (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:15:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and me
he's a cunt
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:14:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wow, nice take down
Submitted by Arthur_Dent (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:14:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
me too!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:14:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:12:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, you have a point, a great one at that, but this was of no use to me other than adding to my dislike of maltese. I like you just fine, Ax, but this really was a waste of time.
I noticed you on MVA for about 2 weeks and maybe I'm late, but congrats. For all I know you could've been on there for as long as I have been here but I just took notice.
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Maybe so. He was shit talking razor and scourge on sissyfight calling them internet addicts. When a homey be half-steppin' to me frontin and talk trash, he gon get his ass ripped.
thanks, I got ona bout two weeksa go, that 'sabout right
Submitted by Psmith (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:14:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i agree!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:13:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck.
wrong account.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:13:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:12:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, you have a point, a great one at that, but this was of no use to me other than adding to my dislike of maltese. I like you just fine, Ax, but this really was a waste of time.
I noticed you on MVA for about 2 weeks and maybe I'm late, but congrats. For all I know you could've been on there for as long as I have been here but I just took notice.
nice one for ruining the hate streak Captain Shingles.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:12:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:10:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:05:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
Screenshots of the inside of Maltese' house
http://www.nymethod.com/maltese.html
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how did you come by those?"""
super duper detective work.
I also found his parents and sisters names but refrained from going all out on him because I've got better things to do.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:12:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.opentopia.com/hiddencam.php
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:12:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, you have a point, a great one at that, but this was of no use to me other than adding to my dislike of maltese. I like you just fine, Ax, but this really was a waste of time.
I noticed you on MVA for about 2 weeks and maybe I'm late, but congrats. For all I know you could've been on there for as long as I have been here but I just took notice.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:10:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:05:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
Screenshots of the inside of Maltese' house
http://www.nymethod.com/maltese.html
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how did you come by those?
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:10:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WINNARRRR
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:07:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Manitou (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:05:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow. I hereby vow to never piss off Axolotl (ever again).
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If I knew Maltese in real life, I would say the same thing to him.
I'm a nice person, and probably if I knew you in real life I'd be as sweet as pie to you. It's just that he makes all 16 year old look bad. Defending my generation's honour, so to peak.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:06:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:02:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
The sheer time and effort put into this alone makes you the MASTE ROF HATE!
I bow before thee, sir.
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It surprisingly didn't take long, I could have made this a lot vaster. He has accounts on so many websites I just picked three or four relevant ones, and described them. A good use of my free period in history class.
Submitted by Manitou (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:05:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow. I hereby vow to never piss off Axolotl (ever again).
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:05:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Screenshots of the inside of Maltese' house
http://www.nymethod.com/maltese.html
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:02:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The sheer time and effort put into this alone makes you the MASTE ROF HATE!
I bow before thee, sir.
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:00:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
insightful
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:00:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
now THAT ladies and gentlemen is a good old fashioned hate post.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-02-07 14:00:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Now _THIS_ is a muthafucking hate post, people!
And take your alters with you, Maltese!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-07 13:54:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No hard feelings, I just really, really dislike you.