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My Rebuttal to Maltese's Rebuttal To Axolotl (777 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 1.31 on 55 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Foolproof (View user info) at 2007-02-07 15:45:35 EST




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Submitted by jet_stream_nz (user info) at 2007-02-08 06:48:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You can talk, loser.

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-02-08 06:21:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

hahahahahah

Little emos sure are emotional.

Oh, I get it now...emo...emotional.

Pathetic little internet man wanna beat up little ole Foolproof?

How sad.

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-08 06:03:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

What the fuck are you on about little bitch,

I have never attacked you, you started it by calling me a little emo fag etc. and then backed it up with posting your stats, and claiming you can eat my ass in 25 seconds, look up the posts little bitch.

You really shouldn't claim your gonna kick someones ass and then back down.

It will be a fair fight, we can even do 3 rounds like celebrity boxing if you like.

Tell me what state you're in and I'll even come to you.

No hard feelings just round for round boxing. Whoever wins, wins.

Its simple.

Fuck I could even organise something legit in Vegas and we can do it an ubercon.

Either way you tried to call me out and now even though I'm a skinny little emo girl you are backing down...

I'm serious man

uberlocksly.at.gmail.com

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-02-08 05:53:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/97712

What do you weigh? A buck o' nine. Soaking wet?

HAHAHAHHA, little emo girls make me laugh. HAHAHAHAHA

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-02-08 05:23:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

God damn, son. You are one pathetic little girl. Tell you what; why don't you go to the nearest pizza shop (you're in Jersey, right?) and yell "DAGO DAGO WOPWOP) and just stand there. That'll solve the world's problems.

Now, Susan, take your little alters and keep playing your little game. Cause you don't matter to anybody here. Never forget that.

And HH, good to see ya, ya little emotard.

This is like a whole buncha Malteses rolled into one. "Let's attack Foolproof! Maybe that will get us recognition! Maybe we could be loved! YAY!"

Retards.


....please don't kick my ass, Rebecca. I'll be good


HAHAHHAHA!

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-08 04:14:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-02-07 20:32:04 (#)
Ranking: -2

How many more alters you gonna hide behind, you fucking pussy?

Wow, called me gay and what not. Really "pwned" me over the internet!

Whatever shall I do. Please don't -2 me to death, stok/8track/locksly/panic..../shinebox/etc.

Just keep screaming "LOOK AT ME!" and maybe, just maybe, somebody will pay attention to you.

Jesus Christ, you are worse than Maltese.
________

Holy shit the cat is out of the bag!!!

Hey foolproof did you ever just think that maybe 10 people simply think you posted a shit post?

It doesn't mean they're all alters. If you wanna go all Jgreening on someones ass try sicosemen using waterbottle as an alter.

I don't have an alter, congratulations you don't have one either.

I reay don't give a fuck either way and don't forget you were the one who boasted of your massive weight and size and you would beat my emo ass in 25 seconds, that smells of little bitch to me and If you are evern in NY or anywhere in the tri state area in fact you can go for that 25 second KO. I'm serious buddy, how ever many rounds you like. Just tell me what gym you want to meet at, you can ask method for a good boxing gym if you like.

email me at 8trak_locksly_panicatthedisco.at.gmail.com


OOPS!!!!

I mean uberlocksly.at.gmail.com


okay chump?

Submitted by HawthorneHeights (user info) at 2007-02-07 23:48:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I wish you got killed in the military.

<3

Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-02-07 22:08:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-07 20:31:34 (#)
Ranking: -2

Don't make me tell your mommy that you're spending too much time on the computer...being a shitheel...again, 8track.

Now step away, go to the bathroom, cover your head in Clearasil, and go to bed.
_____________

ummm...thats pretty much the same insult, except not as funny...so...nah don't worry about it. good work!

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-07 20:50:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


> Shlongy : isn't it time to put on your Spiderman pajamas and go play with your plastic army men?



> 8track : whoa you got my number there! but you forgot to call me retarded, and you made no mention of you being so rich that you can hire the REAL spiderman to suck you off.

---

hehe


Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-07 20:37:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oops...here, have one of these.

I'm barking at like 12 people at once and am getting confused.

I'm also spanking to porn, hence, my confusion.

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-02-07 20:35:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey, you -2s the wrong dipshit Shlongy.

And for those keeping track stok=8track=mrnoisy=panic.at....=locksly=shineboxxx=tarnation

How many trollign -2 alters do you need?

Well, maybe intellect is a clue.

I have no alters...

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-02-07 20:34:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

heh.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-07 20:31:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Don't make me tell your mommy that you're spending too much time on the computer...being a shitheel...again, 8track.

Now step away, go to the bathroom, cover your head in Clearasil, and go to bed.

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-02-07 20:29:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Stok, panic at the gay disco, locksly, 8track, etc: all the same retard. All the same shit.

You make Maltese look like a pinnacle of manhood you little dipshit.



Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-02-07 20:14:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-07 20:09:33 (#)
Ranking: 1

8track- isn't it time to put on your Spiderman pajamas and go play with your plastic army men?
____________

whoa you got my number there! but you forgot to call me retarded, and you made no mention of you being so rich that you can hire the REAL spiderman to suck you off. faggot cunt.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-07 20:09:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

8track- isn't it time to put on your Spiderman pajamas and go play with your plastic army men?

Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-02-07 20:03:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-02-07 18:28:05 (#)
Ranking: 0

A 0 from Shlongy is as good as a +2 from anybody else.
_____________


'oooh shlongy gave me a zero oooh'

did you come or what?

sinner

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-02-07 19:59:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by mrnoisy (user info) at 2007-02-07 19:13:04 (#)
Ranking: -2

I already told you to shut up because you are gay
----
Locksly's alter.

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-02-07 19:57:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by mrnoisy (user info) at 2007-02-07 19:13:04 (#)
Ranking: -2

I already told you to shut up because you are gay
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I'm sorry, I was waiting for you to matter.

Or use your real account, pussy.

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-02-07 19:49:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-07 19:21:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-02-07 18:28:05 (#)
Ranking: 0

A 0 from Shlongy is as good as a +2 from anybody else.


OK. You got me.

Submitted by mrnoisy (user info) at 2007-02-07 19:13:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I already told you to shut up because you are gay

Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2007-02-07 18:41:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yup.

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-02-07 18:28:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

A 0 from Shlongy is as good as a +2 from anybody else.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-07 18:27:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't find this quite as humorous as the rest of the Uber idiots.

I usually like to see or hear "a joke" when dealing with supposed humor.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-02-07 18:19:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

OOOOOOOH FACE!

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-07 17:56:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

good show

Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-02-07 17:53:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Foolproof you sir are a peach. This type of shit is just so tiring. Though I have some fond memories of highschool I have no desire to see it's drama now that I've left it. So to all you douchebags who take this website so seriously just do what the rest of us "normies" do: punch a piece of furniture and have a quick session.

Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-02-07 17:19:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

sorry about that

Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-02-07 17:19:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

eff! I meant to give this a +2.

Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-02-07 17:18:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

HAR HAR ROFLCOPTERZZZ!!!!11q

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2007-02-07 16:59:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahah....ha....haha....ha...i dun get it

Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-02-07 16:43:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

FATALITY

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-02-07 16:40:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I hope you know I don't like you.

But this was funny.

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-02-07 16:34:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hahaa, right on the money.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-02-07 16:24:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Wah Wah Rabbit

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-07 16:24:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

woo

Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-02-07 16:18:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

LOLLERPOP

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-02-07 16:17:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Slash (user info) at 2007-02-07 16:14:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Hot bod.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-02-07 16:04:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2007-02-07 15:52:03 (#)
Ranking: 2

Which one is the little girl?
------------

Maltese's underage wife.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-07 16:04:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hahaahahhahaa.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-07 16:01:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


Yup.


Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-07 16:00:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

GODDAMNIT A THIRD POST ABOUT THIS AND I'M STILL NOT GETTING MENTIONED WITH THE PLAGIARIZED POST

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-02-07 16:00:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-02-07 15:56:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ROFLUPPAGUS!!

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-02-07 15:56:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

FINISH HIM!

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-02-07 15:55:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Interesting

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-07 15:55:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


haha


Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2007-02-07 15:52:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Which one is the little girl?

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-07 15:51:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

LOLLERCAUST

Submitted by Manitou (user info) at 2007-02-07 15:51:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Abso-fucking-lutely.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-02-07 15:50:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-02-07 15:47:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Har har!


Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-07 15:47:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

lol


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