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Its my fucken Uberversary too! I just forgot. (513 hits)

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Rating: 1.17 on 24 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by awesomeface (View user info) at 2007-02-08 12:54:33 EST


Ok so missed my own Uberversary. If I was dating myself I would be fucking pissed and definetly not getting laid tonight.

I came across Ubersite while I was employed at Washington Mutual and Ubersite seemed to be the perfect excuse to not do work. I fell in love, fast.

Soon I began to post and I finally made my breakthrough with my first series.

The Underdogs War- http://www.ubersite.com/u/awesome_face/l/underdogs

The Underdogs War was a six part series that I have absolutely no intention of finishing because I don't even remember what the fuck was going on or who was even alive. It was funny while it lasted but it needed to die.

Soon after I continued on with some random posts until I actually committed myself to completing a series. This was my talk show, FACE IT with your host...Awesome Face- http://www.ubersite.com/u/awesome_face/l/face_it

After continuing to further a comedy career on uber I pulled a few stories out of my ass. High quality stuff I might add.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/91991 - Whats with the i'm not a robot talk?

http://www.ubersite.com/m/96488 - You DO have to grow old and you DO have to grow up so DO go fuck yourself! -This post nearly made it to the best ever list but a -1 from the uniter killed that dream.

Since I quit my job I haven't seen much need to go on Uber. I mean why come to this hell hole unless you have to work?

The last series I contributed to this site is one a few of you may remember.

Uber Users at the Pearly Gates. Currently there are three parts up and a fourth is in the works.

http://www.ubersite.com/u/awesome_face/l/pearly_gates

What you may have noticed from my samples and my time here at uber is that I avoid drama and I am proud of that. Ubersite for me is a place for comedy and fun, watching the drama is much more fun.

Happy Uberversary folks! I'll be posting soon.

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User Reviews


Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2007-02-08 22:59:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-08 22:53:25 (#)
Ranking: 2

Love the Pearly Gates series...
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The original version of volume 4 on my old hard drive was pretty much done, and included you. Then I had to wipe the whole damn thing. Lost several post ideas.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-08 22:53:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Love the Pearly Gates series...

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2007-02-08 22:14:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

lolz axolotlz iz teh funny

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-08 17:38:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

First review on your first post

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-01-21 16:41:45 (#)
Ranking: 0

As first posts go, this one was meh. And by the way, the dialogue

A. Is in caps
B. Is unnecesarily profanity-filled
C. Sucks

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2007-02-08 17:34:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I miss this place, good to be back

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-08 16:56:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Ummmmm, I can't say that I give a flying fuck.

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-02-08 15:34:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

2ish months till mine but I'm not most likely posting about it.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-08 15:32:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

auto anniversary -2

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-02-08 14:58:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-02-08 14:58:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

foolproof kills people.

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2007-02-08 14:11:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-08 13:21:43 (#)
Ranking: 2

I remember reading your first post...

YEAH COME GET SOME
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heh, that piece of crap,you were so nice in your review

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2007-02-08 14:10:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-08 12:57:08 (#)
Ranking: 2

And where the fuck have YOU been?
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sitting at home, doing absolutely nothing, maybe lurking once in awhile. It seems weird coming here out of my free time. I could be doing something useful on myspace instead!

Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-02-08 13:56:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Awesome, face.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-08 13:39:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

NORBOT

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-08 13:39:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

YOU ARE GAY GET OUT

Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-02-08 13:35:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

s

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-02-08 13:32:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-08 13:21:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I remember reading your first post...

YEAH COME GET SOME

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-02-08 13:04:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

fag!

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-08 13:00:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Shingles-afflicted below

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-08 12:58:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Same reason.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-08 12:57:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh sure now everybody's gonna have one soon.

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-02-08 12:57:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Way to go.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-08 12:57:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

And where the fuck have YOU been?


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