SPT, for sure: Hideous Turds from My Uber File (744 hits)
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Submitted by Lungfish (View user info) at 2007-02-08 16:51:23 EST
I've been working too much. Not drinking enough.
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-11 05:13:25 EST (#)
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heh heh
*unshorn lady garden
I actually like that bit
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-02-10 04:55:12 EST (#)
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Snarky Snarkman drunken birthday auto +2.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-02-10 02:01:40 EST (#)
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I love my sister too!
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-10 01:36:01 EST (#)
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HEAT!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-09 08:39:21 EST (#)
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So is/does FG.
Thorpe just makes me laugh. He's a dude. He can stay out of this, actually.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-09 08:37:17 EST (#)
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She is/does.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-02-09 08:31:54 EST (#)
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I'm not feeling your love for me Lungfish, but ok. Cause Ducky is hot and she makes me laugh.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-09 08:08:30 EST (#)
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Can ducky come, too?
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-02-09 04:58:35 EST (#)
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"Mormon country"
..........
Some how i think not. They scare me silly when they come calling.
I will however let you keep your current wife in the attic with Thorpe.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-02-09 03:39:53 EST (#)
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have a beer on me ..
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-02-09 00:09:39 EST (#)
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NUUURRRRRRR!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-02-08 23:29:29 EST (#)
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Go make me a sammich
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-02-08 18:48:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-08 18:46:41 EST (#)
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It's okay, LM. I'm sure it's a temporary thing.
Or, we could live in Colorado City here in Arizona.
<whispers, "Mormon country">
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-02-08 18:36:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-08 17:09:33 (#)
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...or already married...
____________________________
*dies*
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-02-08 18:36:19 EST (#)
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*blinks*
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-08 17:46:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-02-08 17:13:28 (#)
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S'ok.
Apparently no one wanted to M/F/K me at all. Wait, maybe Kaos King but that was it.
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No, I'd definitely be up for the second one.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-08 17:45:46 EST (#)
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If you start losing, it's probably not that difficult to drill a 6-year-old in the skull with an errant toss...for the VICTORY.
I know I would.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-08 17:31:03 EST (#)
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That didn't take long. I'm an asshole.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-08 17:17:13 EST (#)
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ok then
F: FG
M: LittleMonster
K: Shlongy
Now I've got to go kick the shit out of my six-year-old in horseshoes.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-02-08 17:13:28 EST (#)
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S'ok.
Apparently no one wanted to M/F/K me at all. Wait, maybe Kaos King but that was it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-08 17:10:17 EST (#)
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Where the fuck is Shlongy in all this?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-08 17:09:33 EST (#)
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...or already married...
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-08 17:08:51 EST (#)
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Thanks FG. You're good people. And if I weren't already engaged to LittleMonster...
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-02-08 16:55:59 EST (#)
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I loved the thesis part.