Anna Nicole Smith was a fat, doped-up floozy and deserves to rot in hell alongside Paul Reubens and The Baja Men (936 hits)
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Submitted by Manitou (View user info) at 2007-02-08 17:26:25 EST
O-tron a few others here think she was someone to be appreciated. Check yo'self nigga because you've got it twisted.
Anna Nicole Smith is a legend for ... what again?
Glorifying marriage for money? [from msn.com: In 1994, she married 89-year-old oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall II, the head of oil-based Koch Industries, which is part of a family fortune worth at least $400 million. He died in 1995 at age 90, setting off a feud with her former stepson, E. Pierce Marshall, over whether she had a right to his estate.
A federal court in California awarded Smith $474 million.]
Being fat, rich and proud of subjugating whoever didn't pander to her childish demands? [See "The Anna Nicole Smith show, 2002 - 2004]
Popping more pills than a dishonest pharm rep and making money hand-over-fist all the while?
Making America think that obnoxiously large fake tits and hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of cosmetic surgery is what it takes to be beautiful?
Sure, I whacked off to a few pictures of her and yea, I remember giggling at her ditzy TV persona but was she someone to be admired for any reason other than because she was fuckable?
NO.
I for one am happy to see this life end.
We can only hope that the same fate is in the cards for Rosie O'Donnell and Paris Hilton.
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-02-10 04:56:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Snarky Snarkman drunken birthday auto +2.
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-02-09 21:43:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
everywhere i seem to go, lungfish is there, now i need to pee........god dammit
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-09 20:32:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My sister just sent me the Orson Welles version of "Othello." I love my sister. And I just opened my first beer of the weekend. +2 for all.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2007-02-09 16:16:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
anyone that whacked off to
that cum-guzzling-road-whore
deserves a minus two.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-02-09 16:07:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Homo.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-02-09 15:38:25 EST (#)
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this just in : ZSA ZSA Gabor's husband is now claiming he is the father of danilynn. WTF??
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,251147,00.html
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-02-08 22:10:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2007-02-08 21:48:24 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-08 21:09:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oathmeal for prez
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2007-02-08 21:05:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut the fuck up, motherfucker
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-08 19:18:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OH MY GOD, THIS JUST IN:
SHE WAS CRUMPLED!
Submitted by ticklish_squirrel (user info) at 2007-02-08 18:49:03 EST (#)
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A-fucking-men to the last sentence!!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-08 18:27:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Homer's a fucking genius...isn't he?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-02-08 18:20:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Awww fuck it, she doesn't affect me either.
Dumb bitch.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-02-08 18:16:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-02-08 18:11:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
You hit the nail right on the head. I'm sick and tired of these worthless whores that get fortune and fame on looks alone... Ridiculous.
Shows you what this site is made of given your rating compared with the pandering cry baby's poor anna nicole smith.
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As opposed to getting it by any other means? This is America. EVERYONE is looking to get rich, be it for looks, hard work, or suing someone (all of which happen multiple times every day). I see no reason to hate someone for actually making it.
Fair play to Anna.
Was she worthless....probably. Did she deserve the money....probably not.
But it's still no reason to openly hate and mock someone just because they had some money they didn't earn. How the fuck does her dying have any bearing on your life at all? It doesn't. Live and let die, man.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-02-08 18:11:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You hit the nail right on the head. I'm sick and tired of these worthless whores that get fortune and fame on looks alone... Ridiculous.
Shows you what this site is made of given your rating compared with the pandering cry baby's poor anna nicole smith.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-02-08 18:05:07 EST (#)
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check the records. as bizarre and useless as her life was, she was pretty without any surgery. aside from the bazongas that is.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-08 18:03:56 EST (#)
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TRIM-SPA BABY
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-08 18:02:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Dipshit below.
Fag above.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-02-08 17:51:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to give this some life.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-02-08 17:46:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Who let the dogs out?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-02-08 17:42:06 EST (#)
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I love the Baja Men
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-08 17:36:08 EST (#)
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Are you going for a perfect score here, Ferrigno?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-02-08 17:35:37 EST (#)
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Most people see being "fuckable" and rich as good things.
Isn't there another way you can waste people's time?
Maybe setting yourself on fire.
Submitted by Manitou (user info) at 2007-02-08 17:30:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hag below.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-02-08 17:27:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut the fuck up, Oathmeal