Why JACK? Whhhhy?????? You've ruined it all! I believed in you JACK! (937 hits)
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Submitted by Jack McCallum is a CHEAT! (View user info) at 2007-02-08 18:04:05 EST
lol
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Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-02-10 12:39:42 EST (#)
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Funny.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-02-10 04:57:20 EST (#)
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Snarky Snarkman drunken birthday auto +2.
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2007-02-09 22:30:16 EST (#)
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People should have to post before being able to review.
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-02-09 21:46:02 EST (#)
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weep
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-09 20:31:16 EST (#)
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My sister just sent me the Orson Welles version of "Othello." I love my sister. And I just opened my first beer of the weekend. +2 for all.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-02-09 17:28:50 EST (#)
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Ghey with an H.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-09 12:09:08 EST (#)
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That there.....
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-02-08 21:30:49 (#)
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BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW YOU'VE GOT A BIG TARGET!
haha
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-02-08 21:29:24 (#)
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This situation reminds me of a situation at my job.
One guy (lets call him Jim) is constantly fucking with another guy that we'll call Jacob. Jacob is a bit serious and a little naieve. Jim is always "jokingly" ripping on Jacob. Jacob is obviously offended, but he tries to argue his point in a mature manner. All that does is amuse Jim, and it makes him keep "joking" with Jacob, knowing full well that he's really pissing the guy off.
I will give you the same advice that I gave Jacob the other day.
"punch him in the head"
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I'd fucking marry that it's that funny.
Submitted by horse87 (user info) at 2007-02-09 00:49:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-09 00:30:43 (#)
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He is...the 87th horse.
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Not exactly.
I was stuck for a Hotmail name some time ago,and everything I tried that used a version of my name had been taken already.In frustration, I tried 'horse87', as I owned (..and still do..) an 87 LX Mustang that I bought new in 87. I figured it would probably be taken as well, but, nope, this one worked, so I simply kept it.
When I came to Uber,I started out with too_many_wheels, 'cause if you've seen my garage, you'd know why it would be an appropriate user name. However, after a while, I couldn't logon to my account anymore for some reason, so I just created another using my Hotmail name, horse87. It wasn't intended to be witty, or have any subtle meaning, like 'Shlongy', or anything like that. It's just a user name.
But I guess being the 87th horse is just as good an explanation...
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-09 00:30:43 EST (#)
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He is...the 87th horse.
Submitted by horse87 (user info) at 2007-02-09 00:14:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-08 23:51:05 (#)
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Nom one gives a shit, horse87 (by the way, voted Runner-up in worst Uber name in history)...The contest blows...you blow, he blows, she blows...blow me.
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Jeez, sorry Professor. I didn't know points were gonna be awarded for creativeness in user name selection. Besides, my first choice, "Shlongy" was already taken.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-08 23:51:05 EST (#)
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Nom one gives a shit, horse87 (by the way, voted Runner-up in worst Uber name in history)...The contest blows...you blow, he blows, she blows...blow me.
Submitted by horse87 (user info) at 2007-02-08 23:43:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-02-08 21:29:24 (#)
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This situation reminds me of a situation at my job.
One guy (lets call him Jim) is constantly fucking with another guy that we'll call Jacob. Jacob is a bit serious and a little naieve. Jim is always "jokingly" ripping on Jacob. Jacob is obviously offended, but he tries to argue his point in a mature manner. All that does is amuse Jim, and it makes him keep "joking" with Jacob, knowing full well that he's really pissing the guy off.
I will give you the same advice that I gave Jacob the other day.
"punch him in the head"
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..and if it were possible, that's what would have happened a long time ago.
Unfortunately, the anonymity afforded by Ubersite means that a person can go on endlessly, and there's little others can do about it except try to take the moral high ground, and argue their point maturely.
Mind you, being able to deliver a punch to the head would probably be *very* cathartic at this point...
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-02-08 23:00:32 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-08 22:23:46 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-08 22:20:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2007-02-08 22:06:31 (#)
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haha.....ubermadness is a complete joke now
That's what you get for fucking with Stevie.
NO ONE FUCKS WITH STEVIE.
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I believe you'll find it went to shit the exact second I was knocked out.
I have graphs to prove it.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2007-02-08 22:16:58 EST (#)
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Everyone just shut up and declare me the winner of the round. Problem solved.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-02-08 22:08:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2007-02-08 22:06:31 EST (#)
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haha.....ubermadness is a complete joke now
That's what you get for fucking with Stevie.
NO ONE FUCKS WITH STEVIE.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-08 21:34:10 EST (#)
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Take that, wingnuts.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-02-08 21:30:49 EST (#)
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BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW YOU'VE GOT A BIG TARGET!
haha
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-02-08 21:29:24 EST (#)
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This situation reminds me of a situation at my job.
One guy (lets call him Jim) is constantly fucking with another guy that we'll call Jacob. Jacob is a bit serious and a little naieve. Jim is always "jokingly" ripping on Jacob. Jacob is obviously offended, but he tries to argue his point in a mature manner. All that does is amuse Jim, and it makes him keep "joking" with Jacob, knowing full well that he's really pissing the guy off.
I will give you the same advice that I gave Jacob the other day.
"punch him in the head"
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-02-08 21:24:20 EST (#)
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OH jack... I guess I just have to respect the differences in people.
Just because I'd be more likely to say, "Hey guys, I wrote a book!" doesn't mean you're a bad person for doing it in a more... um... subtle way.
However, I still think it's amusing.
Submitted by horse87 (user info) at 2007-02-08 21:17:38 EST (#)
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At the risk of repeating myself...
What I find dumb about all of this is the fact that you all constantly forget the fact that I already said that too_many_wheels was me and that I wasn't able to log into the account after a while for some reason. I created a second one using my hotmail name and just carried on. I never tried to hide it.
Yeah, I introduced Jack to Uber.
Yes, I did the lame ass promotional thing. Mea culpa. It was dumb. However, at the time,I figured if it got people to ask him a few questions, and get him writing again, it'd be a good thing, as he was in a sort of slump.
I never thought I might actually want to post on here ever again, or that Jack might actually wind up becoming so popular/notorious/whatever on Uber. I also never figured that there'd be a hardcore group of junior G-men, who, being so overcome by jealousy or just plain spite, simply had to find some way to prove Jack couldn't possibly be so popular as he appeared. The Horse87/too_many_wheels thing seemed to be your perfect smoking gun.
Never mind the obvious fact that Bart would bounce Jack from Uber if he created and alter and voted for himself. Never mind the fact that I've offered numerous times to prove where I am.
Lastly, never mind the fact that all you'd have to do is e-mail Bart and complain to him and the issue would be resolved. (..but then you might wind up getting nailed for some of your own alter activities, wouldn't you..?)
You'll keep posting, and whining and crying like the wingnuts you are, aggravating everybody on here in the process with your complaints, threats and 'evidence'... with the rest of us knowing that all the while, a single email could solve everything.
You guys just have to be right.
You just love your conspiracy theories, dont'cha?
Well, I hate to disappoint you, bud, but, although it would be a total waste of time, it wouldn't take much to truly fool you guys. It's just that you simply aren't important enough to warrant the effort, as I've said before.
You'll just have to face the fact that Jack's writing is usually popular (..if not always good..) and can win Ubermadness without any alter assistance. I know hearing that'll be hard on your fragile egos, but it's simply a fact of life you'll have to live with.
If you could have proven anything by now, you would have had Jack bounced from UM long ago. Since you know you can't, you'll settle for a little smear campaign. Sorta like your US politics, it seems. If someone's better than you, drag him down any way you can!
Anyway...Having said that, I think it's time to call you big mouth's out.
Bart, if you read this (..and I'm sure you will..) I give my express permission to you to make public on Uber the details of my geographic location. I have nothing to hide. A simple comment in this post will do.
Then, maybe, we can put an end to this.
(In addition, Jack, you may want to add your permission to allow Bart to make public the fact as to wether or not you have any alters voting for you in UM. We all already know you live in SF....with your cats.)
..and before all of you out there start thinking that Bart wouldn't be interested in this little sandbox spat, I will say that Jack and Bart have, in the past, had discussions about the use of alters. Jack specifically wanted to get an old one resurrected a little while ago and had to ask Bart's permission, as he could not log into the account. This led to some ground rules being presented to Jack, with the proviso that he not misuse the alter, as Jack once did let things get a little out of hand with one alter. Bart is *very* aware of who Jack's alter is and what he's doing with it.
(BTW, Not that anyone will believe me, but as of this post, Jack only has one active alter, and I'm pretty sure it isn't me...or even Wisher, no matter what you Einstiens want to believe.. Who it actually is is pretty obvious to anyone with 3 brain cells who's been on here for a while...)
Thus, if you really want to get rid of Jack, complain to Bart.
Jack's been warned, so if he's been cheating, he'll be banned. Plain and simple.
No need for all this pointless, inane, name calling.
But if you're wrong, you'd better be ready to apologize for the 'cheater' remarks...but you probably wouldn't have the balls for that, would you?
So....
Somebody gonna man up and contact Bart to settle this, or are you all still going to keep whining like widdle babees inna school yard?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-08 21:05:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-02-08 19:50:06 (#)
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Want to know the funniest thing? Jack says that this too many wheels/horse guy is a friend from highschool who introduced him to uber...
So then, why was too_many_wheels (the friend since highschool who introduced him to the site) acting like he didn't know who jack was? "Did you write that book!?!?! OMG!".
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So he tried to get a few people to look at my book. Big deal.
The day Ubersite is free of back slapping and handjobs is the day the world ends, and there are worse offenders than me among all the little cliques on this site.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-02-08 20:44:49 EST (#)
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What a fucking moron.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-08 20:17:33 EST (#)
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QUICK! WE MUST SAVE UBERSITE! TOGETHER! MANC USA AND LPOOL USA UNITE!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-02-08 19:50:06 EST (#)
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Want to know the funniest thing? Jack says that this too many wheels/horse guy is a friend from highschool who introduced him to uber...
So then, why was too_many_wheels (the friend since highschool who introduced him to the site) acting like he didn't know who jack was? "Did you write that book!?!?! OMG!".
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It's either a case of alters or a lame ass attempt at self-promotion.
"Hey, TMW, act like you don't know who I am, and ask about the book... that way these people will know I wrote a real live book!"
"Okay buddy!"
etc
Either way, hillarious.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-08 19:15:00 EST (#)
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lol
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-02-08 18:33:39 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-02-08 18:30:37 EST (#)
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<whistles andy griffith song>
*dies
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-08 18:26:28 EST (#)
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Barnaby fucking JONES.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-08 18:13:41 EST (#)
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Where's Kwame_Nignog when you need him?
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-02-08 18:11:21 EST (#)
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Another Dick-Fucking-Lacey
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-02-08 18:10:52 EST (#)
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Ye gods. Now there's www.mooooommmm-jack's-cheating-again.com Where will it all end?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-08 18:09:31 EST (#)
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Funny how that "other interesting information" never turned up.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-08 18:07:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-02-08 18:06:55 EST (#)
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Quality Stuff.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-08 18:06:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by Apollo's alter.
Who also voted on the same entry as Apollo did on Reliquary.