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Submitted by Teephphah (View user info) at 2007-02-09 11:09:08 EST


Bitches.

This is how we dooo iiit.JPG (706 kB)

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Submitted by odin (user info) at 2007-03-19 11:17:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2



Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2007-02-10 13:22:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Correctly formed candles +2.

-Dave

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-02-10 05:06:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Snarky Snarkman drunken birthday auto +2.



Fuck you Teeph. You used to hang out here before it all sucked a little less.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-10 02:59:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Chalk another one up to the cult of celebrety.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-10 00:38:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey! It's you! You're back!

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Submitted by madsam31 (user info) at 2007-02-09 21:28:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

nice

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-09 20:59:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sincere +2.

Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-02-09 20:47:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hardyharharhar

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-09 20:28:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Good first post. Welcome to Uber, noob.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-09 20:28:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

My sister just sent me the Orson Welles version of "Othello." I love my sister. And I just opened my first beer of the weekend. +2 for all.

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-02-09 20:14:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2



Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-02-09 17:30:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-09 16:45:25 (#)
Ranking: 2

a triumphant return.


Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-09 16:45:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

a triumphant return.



Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-09 15:21:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

worthy

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-09 13:41:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

wtf was that

Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-02-09 13:00:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

My heart will go on


Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-02-09 12:58:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This is one of those news stories that I really wish I didn't know anything about and yet I DO.

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-02-09 12:48:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Your randomness made me question my sobriety.

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-09 12:33:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-09 12:23:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

My candles sucked because I copied the "Barbaro" post and used what Drunkrieg_Bob had.

No way am I making original candles for that bimb. No sir.

Not when I knew that by failing to I would force the Genuine Article to come out of hiding and return to Uber. You should thank me for bringing you back, you soppy clown. It was all part of my plan to make good on Razor's "take back Ubersite" plan. I can't trust him to because he's a Terps fan. Dodgy, those.

But thank you for this, because if yesterday taught us anything it's that this site is full of mouthbreathers who don't 'get' this fine turkish delight of a post-type.

You came back to teach them all. To break bread and spill wine that others may prosper.

Bless you.

Bless me.

That's right, world, the Cult of the Orgasmatron has performed a resurrection before your very eyes. You are all witnesses to the miracle.

Say halley-jew-ya, say a-team-menz.

All hail.

Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-02-09 12:06:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-09 11:59:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Speaking as Chief Lord High Enforcer of Unenforceable Rules of Ubersite, I approve this message.

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-02-09 11:57:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Now we only need spellcheck as a standard on ms-paint , and we can fake again to be a serious
writer's forum ...


Btw> die ! I want to make a death-tribute..


Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-02-09 11:55:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I have to tell you my theory about her death.

I believe that her latest child is a product of incest.

The newest child is Dani Lynn

The son (now worm food) was named daniel

He was 20 something

Think about all of he unwillingness to submit her child to a paternatity test, and her having the child in the Bahamas.

Face it she offed herself because she couldn't take the public shame. Or better yet, the lawyer dude killed the son after he learned that he was sleeping with his lady (and mother), he then whacks her after he learns that the kid isn't his.

I'm totally going to write a book about this

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-02-09 11:50:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-09 11:49:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

BTW, this post was hilarious.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-09 11:48:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I hated you before...what makes you think that I'm going to like you any better NOW?

Have you "improved with age"???



Hey, I'm heading to Tahoe tomorrow for a week at Heavenly. I would have invited you but I thought your were dead.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-02-09 11:44:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This made uber worth visiting today

Submitted by itchy (user info) at 2007-02-09 11:42:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by congo (user info) at 2007-02-09 11:28:40 (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for brilliance.
-.5 for "celebrety"

1.5 total, rounded up.
___________________________________________
I knew that didn't look right.

Damn MS PAINT and No Spell check.



Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2007-02-09 11:36:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ah so, sensei.

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-02-09 11:36:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-09 11:33:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Teeph. Thought you were dead, hombre.

How's my favorite resident sleazebag lawyer?

Submitted by Manitou (user info) at 2007-02-09 11:31:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I am personally insulted.

Submitted by congo (user info) at 2007-02-09 11:28:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for brilliance.
-.5 for "celebrety"

1.5 total, rounded up.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-02-09 11:28:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That's right. I'm pretty sure we filmed your death and all. Why do you gotta come back and make us look like foo's? That's not buddies. :-(

Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-02-09 11:27:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

TEEPHPHPHPHAH!!! I guess Icky and I didn't kill you enough...

Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-02-09 11:27:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

<ellen> Aaaanywayyy...</ellen>

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-09 11:26:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Woooo, Teephphahahahah returns!

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-02-09 11:20:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Brilliant

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-09 11:19:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/98195

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-02-09 11:16:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Miss you.


Has anyone heard whether or not TrimSpa actually works? I'm dying to find out.

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-02-09 11:14:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"sample negro"

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-02-09 11:13:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HE'S BACK BIDGES!!!!!!!!!!!!


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