Tragic News (663 hits)
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Submitted by locksly (View user info) at 2007-02-09 13:21:14 EST
The man you all know as locksly was arrested last night when his car struck by a young pedestrian. We came across this website while cleaning out his computer.
He was charged with both "driving under the influence" and "driving without due care and attention".
We ask that this account be terminated.
Thank you.
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-02-10 05:08:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Snarky Snarkman drunken birthday auto +2.
Tragic News: Lockslys post sucks as bad as Foolproofs
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-09 20:27:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My sister just sent me the Orson Welles version of "Othello." I love my sister. And I just opened my first beer of the weekend. +2 for all.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-02-09 16:26:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-09 13:47:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
Yay.
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'hi im a poof who retal minus 2's and i post gay pictures with me and my vinnie barbarino mate and also my confucious mate drinkin beers'
hi simon semen
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-02-09 15:55:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Manitou (user info) at 2007-02-09 15:46:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Shlongy, go get a chainsaw enema.
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2007-02-09 15:24:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The man you all know as locksly was arrested last night when his car struck a young pedestrian. We came across this website while cleaning out his computer.
He was charged with both "driving under the influence" and "driving without due care and attention".
We ask that this account be terminated.
Thank you.
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THERE! That's how it was supposed to read.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-09 15:23:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I stand corrected. The FIRST line was fucked up.
Have a point for my (exteremly rare) mistake.
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2007-02-09 15:21:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ya........ I pooched up a bit I'm sorry... DAMNIT
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2007-02-09 15:18:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-09 14:25:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
Could have been almost funny if YOU DIDN'T FUCK UP THE SECOND LINE, you idiot.
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actually they fucked up the first line...(when his car struck by a young pedestrian)...but its still a nice attempt.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-09 15:09:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
We further ask for your assistance in tracking down users Maltese and Shineboxxxx as Locksly has bequested all his worldly possessions to these individuals in the form of further research into their respective disorders.
Also we have found a shitload of gay porn on his hard drive, who knew?
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-02-09 15:07:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
stupid
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-02-09 14:51:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-09 14:25:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Could have been almost funny if YOU DIDN'T FUCK UP THE SECOND LINE, you idiot.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-02-09 14:08:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
His car was struck by a young pedestrian? Fucking kids.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-02-09 14:06:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I have no idea what's going on
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-09 13:47:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yay.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-09 13:46:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you'll probably feel bad if it turns out he really did die.
either way, i laughed
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-02-09 13:39:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I lolled
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-02-09 13:39:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yah
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-02-09 13:33:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hhahahahah
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-02-09 13:33:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
hee hee
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-09 13:31:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-09 13:26:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ok, that's seriously funny.
good job.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-02-09 13:22:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
thats what you get when you fuck with foolproof