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My Spade: The one line home of revolved Negroes and Ministry Meat Half Breads and Contused White Boys and the Girls Who Have Sex with Them.! (732 hits)

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Labels: negro_insights

Rating: 0.22 on 33 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Daniel Jaines (View user info) at 2007-02-09 14:21:39 EST





LOOK if you will at the on lie community called myspace dot com. It is an atrophy!!!

I was cruising the nut the other night when my love Jaylena said have "you seen my space page?"

I did not know what the heck she was taking about so I went to the link she gave me and say pictures of her beauty and one pasture a close up of her foul-lipped mouth and gorgons green eyes actually made me roused.

Any how I saw her fiend links and she played with me by sticking in pictures of some Negroes and I lagged and started investing the links. The pictures I saw shacked me!

Not to mention that every kid seems to be a DJ these days yet they all live in their parents house.

I will present some bellow, but please be kind I am still getting used to all this new computer hardness.


PS Very son I will have a question for my Jaylena and some surprise news for all my uber friends deplaning on what her retort is.


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Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-02-11 15:01:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for 'help, i dont know what breed i am"

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-02-10 05:10:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Snarky Snarkman drunken birthday auto +2.


You are a genius. People don't get you.


That makes you a genius.




Unless you just posted a bunch of blatantly biggoted shit, in which case, I never wrote this.

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-02-10 00:07:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

the negative was flipped in the pic withthe jack in the box in the background....

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-09 20:27:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

My sister just sent me the Orson Welles version of "Othello." I love my sister. And I just opened my first beer of the weekend. +2 for all.

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-02-09 20:21:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -1



Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2007-02-09 17:55:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0




mer42 (user info) at 2007-02-09 17:50:11 (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm all for making fun of these stupid ghetto fucks but your implimentation was horrible - the text scrolls off the image multiple times.
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Well just fu

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-02-09 17:50:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm all for making fun of these stupid ghetto fucks but your implimentation was horrible - the text scrolls off the image multiple times.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-09 16:44:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2007-02-09 16:32:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

olf for at least a week and half.

Shouldn't you be bagging up a Quarter Pounder with Cheese and a Large Fries and handing them through a window?
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Tiny man is digging through the Big Bag of Zany Combacks that he bough in 1983

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-09 16:15:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Yeah, I should be. Love the plaid...But I'm still at work and leave for Tahoe tomorrow.

So, no golf for at least a week and half.


Shouldn't you be bagging up a Quarter Pounder with Cheese and a Large Fries and handing them through a window?

Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2007-02-09 16:09:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0



y Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-09 15:58:48 (#)
Ranking: -2

I like an "inside joke" as much as the next guy.

Except this guy ain't funny.

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Shoudn't you be playing golf with your other plad pants frinds?


Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-09 15:59:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

awesome

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-09 15:58:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I like an "inside joke" as much as the next guy.

Except this guy ain't funny.

Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-02-09 15:48:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-09 15:25:50 (#)
Ranking: 2

This is awesome.

Daniel Jaines is old-skool, and anybody who doesn't +2 this is a fag and a n00b.
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I guess that's the way it is, Jonny. Inside jokes just aren't funny to those on the outside.

Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2007-02-09 15:40:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I have been here for more than two yours, JollyX.
Fucking dam.

Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2007-02-09 15:36:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

First thing Ive laughed at here in a long time

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-09 15:25:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This is awesome.

Daniel Jaines is old-skool, and anybody who doesn't +2 this is a fag and a n00b.

Submitted by maf54 (user info) at 2007-02-09 15:20:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

that was retarded

Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-02-09 15:01:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't get it.

Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2007-02-09 14:57:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

wtf

Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2007-02-09 14:53:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Dark you are mising the poinT!!!. And are you a negro DARKo?

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-02-09 14:51:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-02-07 23:14:26 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2007-02-07 23:04:43 (#)
Ranking: 0

this competition is a joke.
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What do you expect, this whole website is a joke. All you can do is hope you are one of the ones in on the joke and not the ones the joke is being played on.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-09 14:50:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


o-tay!


Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-09 14:46:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2007-02-09 14:45:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

"This looks like a bad TV show that gets canselled after three or for shows."


Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-09 14:42:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-09 14:38:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-02-09 14:38:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I got as far as "It is an atrophy!" and did not continue.

at·ro·phy /ˈætrəfi/ Pathology.
1. a wasting away of the body or of an organ or part, as from defective nutrition or nerve damage.

2. degeneration, decline, or decrease, as from disuse

Example: Your brain has atrophied.

Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2007-02-09 14:37:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

ted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2007-02-09 14:35:38 (#)
Ranking: -2

You should'nt make fun of your family.

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Submitted by Tony_the_Tiger_is_a_Pedophile (user info) at 2007-02-09 14:33:47 (#)
Ranking: -2

no, you just suc

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The opines of NOOBS don't aren't worth a fuck in a

Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2007-02-09 14:35:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You should'nt make fun of your family.

Submitted by Tony_the_Tiger_is_a_Pedophile (user info) at 2007-02-09 14:33:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

no, you just suck.

Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2007-02-09 14:28:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Veryone knows sHlongy is a short and baled man who gets angry and goes to bars and dinks to much. Thank you for yopr input. MR. Tiny.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-09 14:26:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I liked "My" better.


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