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EPF -- Hey, are we still doing Eye Post Fridays anymore? Ah, whatever. (686 hits)

Category: General

Rating: 0.97 on 33 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by The Caes (View user info) at 2007-02-09 16:11:27 EST



I seem to remember some eye-post nonsense that was going on several weeks/months/years ago, and I figured, I'll just be cool and come to the party fashionably late.

Behold my myopic peepers.





These things won't let me read something unless its less than 4 inches from my face.JPG (176 kB)

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Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2007-02-11 23:36:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Kre8rix: doing okay. Too busy to post anything of substance though. Boo-urns

Corn: everything anybody says always comes back to pumping.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-02-11 20:18:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm not pregnant anymore! And nothing I said had anythign to do with pumping, anyway.

Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2007-02-11 11:59:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Not a lot bro. Lurking around here and there. How you been?

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2007-02-10 17:25:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

What the?? Kre8rix??

WHAT UP, GEE

Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2007-02-10 15:27:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

You eyeballin' me boy?

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-02-10 05:14:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Snarky Snarkman drunken birthday auto +2.


Good to see you posting again. Even if it is weird eyeball freaky trying to hypnotize me into listening to John Tesh's electric violin kinda shit.

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2007-02-10 02:37:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-02-09 23:53:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

Brutus broke your noes?
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Heh heh

It's naturally a bit crooked, but it's never been broken due to my catlike reflexes.

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-02-10 01:09:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

wow

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2007-02-10 00:17:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-02-09 19:46:30 (#)
Ranking: 2

You're so full of yourself.

Speaking of full, I'm hungry.

Oh, you forgot to wear your glasses for this picture."

are you pumping preggers, caes?

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-02-09 23:53:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Brutus broke your noes?

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-09 20:26:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

My sister just sent me the Orson Welles version of "Othello." I love my sister. And I just opened my first beer of the weekend. +2 for all.

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-02-09 20:04:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -1



Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-02-09 19:46:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You're so full of yourself.

Speaking of full, I'm hungry.

Oh, you forgot to wear your glasses for this picture.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-09 17:22:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

you're like the opposite of BadAssJulie...

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-09 17:16:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

I hope to fuck we aren't.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-09 16:56:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-09 16:48:20 (#)
Ranking: 0

you look like a dog

--

And you run like a Frenchman.

I dub thee Greyhound!


Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-09 16:52:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i dunno. probably the lens and angle. i just thought, "not human"

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-09 16:48:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

you look like a dog

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2007-02-09 16:42:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-09 16:40:59 (#)
Ranking: 0

"not human"

is what i thought.
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Wha -- ?

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-09 16:41:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-09 16:40:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"not human"

is what i thought.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-02-09 16:39:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Dude, you totally need an oatmeal-lilac exfoliant. It would make your skin mad fresh.

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2007-02-09 16:30:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh yeah! Jack, I remember your eye post now! Scared the fucking Jesus right out of me.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-09 16:27:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No.

Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-02-09 16:27:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

either or

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-09 16:26:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2






NONSENSE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

The first, the best, the bombed...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/96869








Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2007-02-09 16:23:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-02-09 16:19:53 (#)
Ranking: 1

your pupils aren't equal in size. perhaps a trip to the doctor is in order. you may be concussed.
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Astute observation.

It might be the angle of the flash, hitting one eye more than the other, but it might be a leftover ocular injury I had as a teenager. A tennis ball hit me in the face, popping the lens of my glasses out and driving the edge of it into my eye. My retina got scratched and I had a drop or two of blood behind it. I couldn't see out of it for two days and when I got better, one pupil was bigger than the other.

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2007-02-09 16:20:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Director is correct on all counts.

Though I am of Italian descent...but the only thing I got from that ethnicity is a weakness for pasta and some fairly greasy skin.

Oh, and of course I'm in the mafia.

Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-02-09 16:19:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

your pupils aren't equal in size. perhaps a trip to the doctor is in order. you may be concussed.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-09 16:16:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I thought this guy was a Canadian....

A bald one, no less....

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-02-09 16:15:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You have Bill Nye's eyes.

...

You know, Bill Nye, the science guy?

Oh, nevermind.

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2007-02-09 16:14:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Ay carumba.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-09 16:13:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i had an idea that you were mexican.

i have no idea why.


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