Choose your own Uberventure (503 hits)
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Submitted by Manitou (View user info) at 2007-02-10 14:43:06 EST
Alright some of you know who I am; some don't care.
As a generally disliked contributor here I thought I'd have a crack at starting an Uber story. What the fuck do I have to lose?
This could be doomed from its inception or - it could bring the writer out of some of you and maybe even assist in Apollo's pathetic quest of taking this place back to its roots. That's certainly not my intent by the way.
I just want to see some of you shine a bit more than you do.
So, anyway. Here's how it'll work:
I'll start a story that will be continued by other users and by no more than 5 paragraphs each. The submissions must be made in a post. Please do include the last sentence of the post you're continuing and a link to that post before your submission.
Ideally, this will branch out into different stories propagated by different Uberusers. It'll also be interesting to see if it's embraced at all.
You'll have two starting options. Below are the beginnings of our stories.
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Sean pulled the cocaine-laced razorblade out of the deep gash he had created with it along her tongue. Immediately her eyes rolled back in her head in ecstasy as the blood seeped to the back of her throat.
He threw her by her neck down to the floor and began loosening his belt. Letting the mixture of blood and saliva run down her chin, Gail looked up and smiled.
"You had better be sure you kill me this time" she said with a newly forked tongue.
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Shlongy clicked 'send' on the e-mail and then laughed to himself before taking a sip of his scotch.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-12 16:11:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-10 21:18:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
Alright some of you know who I am; some don't care.
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Some both know who you are AND don't care
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oho...CRUMPLED!!!!!1!111
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-02-11 21:37:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll take that one that shoots way down to one of the endings.
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Shlongy tasted something bitter in the drink that he held in his hand. He looked down to see semen and feces crusted at the bottom of the scotch glass, little specks of each diffused in the fine liquor. He cursed himself for not being more careful with the clean up of one of his countless homosexual fetish parties. One year later he died of AIDS.
THE END
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-02-11 21:29:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
All YOUR adventures would involve you, Sico, and a tube of udder cream.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-02-11 14:00:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-02-10 21:50:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I may or may not know who you are, I can't really be sure so I jjust guessed....however....I don't care.....and I don't think this idea will work......
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-10 21:18:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Alright some of you know who I am; some don't care.
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Some both know who you are AND don't care
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-10 16:38:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-02-10 16:30:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This a fun idea.
Unfortunately your writing makes me vomit on small children and tiny dogs.
"Sean pulled the cocaine-laced razorblade out of the deep gash he had created with it along her tongue."
Omit a few words and you get "Sean pulled the cocaine-laced razorblade out of the deep gash in her tongue."
The omitted part should be evident, or become evident.
Carry on.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-10 15:48:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought of this a few years back, but it seemed like an insane amount of writing to pull off, so I canned the idea.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-10 15:06:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
looks a decent idea
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-02-10 14:51:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Purple prose.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-02-10 14:49:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like this idea.