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“More Fire and Brimstone.” (970 hits)

Category: Politics

Rating: 1.4 on 56 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Rob Berg (View user info) at 2007-02-11 03:59:07 EST




For Scourge.

(http://www.ubersite.com/m/98154#2293251)



> Ubersite original art series:


"ubersite goodness"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/97558

"orgasmatron goodness"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/97636

"coley tree"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/98154


stop looking at the devil's wang.jpg (430 kB)

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Submitted by BadASCII (user info) at 2007-03-20 22:23:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Rob Berg is a size queen.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-20 13:05:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2007-03-20 10:46:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

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BART!


BLABBY IS TOTALLY RUINING MY CRAPPY RATINGS!


WAAAAAAAH!


Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2007-03-20 10:46:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-23 19:50:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-23 19:33:38 (#)
Ranking: 0

WHAT IS FART

---

huh?



Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-23 19:33:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

WHAT IS FART

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-02-19 02:22:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

leave scourge's face out. he makes the whole thing stoned.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-15 18:21:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


sweet...sell?

Certainly. I'll mails ya and we can haggle.


Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-15 17:59:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

STILL AWESOME.

WILL YOU SELL ME THE ORIGINAL?

YOU KNOW MY EMAIL ADDRESS.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-14 16:02:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

alright, this is badass, rob.

i would have reviewed this earlier, but the sky dropped a few tons of snow on me monday night and i didn't dig out until this morning. i don't go online at home, so...

this will be my desktop for a while. yes.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-12 20:45:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-12 20:44:19 (#)
Ranking: 0


Submitted by JDL (user info) at 2007-02-12 11:38:18 (#)
Ranking: 2


I'm pretty sure Satan has a baby's head pricked with rusty, AIDS infected needles for a cock.

But what do I know?

---


hmmm...


I think you have just given me a good visual for a follow up.



Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-12 20:44:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


Submitted by JDL (user info) at 2007-02-12 11:38:18 (#)
Ranking: 2


I'm pretty sure Satan has a baby's head pricked with rusty, AIDS infected needles for a cock.

But what do I know?

---

http://www.ubersite.com/m/98644#2309442



Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-12 13:25:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-02-11 22:17:46 (#)
Ranking: 2

"More Fire and Brimstone." (420 hits)

_____


hehehehehhhheeee

okay I'm shallow, what?

---

4:20 = good times


Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-02-12 12:07:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

filename

Submitted by JDL (user info) at 2007-02-12 11:59:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


Also--are there gyms in hell? Satan has pecs that make Caulaincourt wet with love.



Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-12 11:56:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I only see one devil's wang here, and he's wearing glasses.

Submitted by JDL (user info) at 2007-02-12 11:38:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


I'm pretty sure Satan has a baby's head pricked with rusty, AIDS infected needles for a cock.

But what do I know?

Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-02-12 09:18:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

you really are awesome at these rob :D

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-12 08:53:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

*thumb up*

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-02-12 00:18:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-02-11 22:17:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"More Fire and Brimstone." (420 hits)

_____


hehehehehhhheeee

okay I'm shallow, what?

Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2007-02-11 21:36:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

...What goes on inside that delightful coconut of yours?



Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-11 16:48:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-02-11 16:21:42 (#)
Ranking: 2

Is that you in the rear-view mirror?

---

That is scourge. His soul is under review.


Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-02-11 16:21:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Is that you in the rear-view mirror?


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-11 16:15:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2007-02-11 14:49:58 (#)
Ranking: 2

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And here I thought it was originally a pencil sketch.

---

It kinda looks like pencil smudges - so I can see what you are saying for sure... but it's just a regular ballpoint pen, a few long visits with the green lantern, and some various photoshop tools.


Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2007-02-11 14:49:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-11 13:54:17 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2007-02-11 12:30:08 (#)
Ranking: 2

That is really cool. Is the sketch modified digitally at all?

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Thanks!

The original drawing is in pen - and has a very rich feel to it.

Once it is scanned it loses a fair bit of it's organic smoothness - so I spent a while trying to get a similar 'digital texture' - but nothing comes close to what you see when holding the sketch pad.

I also added a couple of pictures in the background. (The drawing is just on white.)

So, while the final image looks very similar to the original (sharing basic composition) the picture additions and various manipulations in Photoshop create something entirely different.
------

And here I thought it was originally a pencil sketch. Shows what I know. Good stuff.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-11 14:21:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-11 06:51:57 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-11 05:47:05 (#)
Ranking: 0

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FOR FUCKS SAKE I THINK I'M A FAGGOT ALRIGHT

---

You feel like a bundle of twigs, sticks, or branches all bound together?


Deep.


Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-02-11 13:55:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1



Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-11 13:54:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2007-02-11 12:30:08 (#)
Ranking: 2

That is really cool. Is the sketch modified digitally at all?

---

Thanks!

The original drawing is in pen - and has a very rich feel to it.

Once it is scanned it loses a fair bit of it's organic smoothness - so I spent a while trying to get a similar 'digital texture' - but nothing comes close to what you see when holding the sketch pad.

I also added a couple of pictures in the background. (The drawing is just on white.)

So, while the final image looks very similar to the original (sharing basic composition) the picture additions and various manipulations in Photoshop create something entirely different.


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-11 13:43:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-11 08:18:16 (#)
Ranking: 2

I was juuust looking at the devil's wang when I read the filename. Impeccable timing.

And if scourge is a devil, I don't wanna be right.

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heh....

Now, while arguably devilish... Scourge is certainly not THE devil.


According to the picture, however, his soul is up for review. (You can see him in viewfinder in the Soul-ector 9000™)



He'll have to let us know how that goes.


Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-02-11 12:51:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Picture and filename.

Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2007-02-11 12:30:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That is really cool. Is the sketch modified digitally at all?

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-11 08:18:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I was juuust looking at the devil's wang when I read the filename. Impeccable timing.

And if scourge is a devil, I don't wanna be right.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-11 06:54:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-11 06:51:57 (#)
Ranking: 2


_______

FOR FUCKS SAKE I THINK I'M A FAGGOT ALRIGHT
















<runs off crying>

------------

for fucks sake locksly, we knew that from your camwhore. You gert big poof.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-11 06:54:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-11 06:21:17 (#)
Ranking: 2

...and baseball...and popcorn...and pickles...and statistics...and Sinatra...and Scots...and...oh...I don't know. I think I'm drunk again. I like beer, too. And whiskey. Alas, I have no whiskey tonight.

---

...and LittleMonster.

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-11 06:51:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-11 05:54:03 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-11 05:47:05 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-11 05:30:42 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-11 05:28:31 (#)
Ranking: 0





Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-11 05:26:10 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-11 05:01:05 (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey Rob,

You and me are friends, right?

---

E-buddies!

fer sure.

---

Oh well, its just that... well - nah you wouldn't be interested

---

nah-uh! I have many interests.


You got something? Dish.

---

Well...it just that you see... I have this uh, friend right? and umm he uh...

Nah, fuck it, you wouldn't be interested

---

...can we braid each other's hair?
_______

FOR FUCKS SAKE I THINK I'M A FAGGOT ALRIGHT
















<runs off crying>

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-11 06:26:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-11 06:21:17 (#)
Ranking: 2

...and baseball...and popcorn...and pickles...and statistics...and Sinatra...and Scots...and...oh...I don't know. I think I'm drunk again. I like beer, too. And whiskey. Alas, I have no whiskey tonight.
-----


and I am not drunk atm. Its Sunday am here in the UK.

I am perfectly sober.




(........who's post am I rating?1)

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-11 06:21:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

...and baseball...and popcorn...and pickles...and statistics...and Sinatra...and Scots...and...oh...I don't know. I think I'm drunk again. I like beer, too. And whiskey. Alas, I have no whiskey tonight.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-11 06:18:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-09 20:28:04 (#)
Ranking: 2

My sister just sent me the Orson Welles version of "Othello." I love my sister. And I just opened my first beer of the weekend. +2 for all.

=========

I watched it tonight. It was better than expected, even. I love my sister even more today than yesterday.

ps, I'm not gay. I just like Shakespeare...and Orson Welles...and Forensic_Girl.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-11 06:15:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-11 06:08:01 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-11 06:05:45 (#)
Ranking: 0

people seem to find me open, honest and reliable.

Locksly, if you have a bit of sweetcorn on your cock from bumming your boyfriend, you can tell me.

I won't tell anyone.

-------

Christalmighty! As dad used to exclaim.

ps, I love my dad. He's still hanging on.

-------

Did your sister bring you beer lungfish? is that why you love her so?

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-02-11 06:08:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

So that's why your were distracted ! Fine art ,greb_bor !

Good morning , campers !


Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-11 06:08:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-11 06:05:45 (#)
Ranking: 0

people seem to find me open, honest and reliable.

Locksly, if you have a bit of sweetcorn on your cock from bumming your boyfriend, you can tell me.

I won't tell anyone.

-------

Christalmighty! As dad used to exclaim.

ps, I love my dad. He's still hanging on.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-11 06:05:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

people seem to find me open, honest and reliable.

Locksly, if you have a bit of sweetcorn on your cock from bumming your boyfriend, you can tell me.

I won't tell anyone.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-11 05:57:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Talk to me, bitch.

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-11 05:54:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-11 05:47:05 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-11 05:30:42 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-11 05:28:31 (#)
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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-11 05:26:10 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-11 05:01:05 (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey Rob,

You and me are friends, right?

---

E-buddies!

fer sure.

---

Oh well, its just that... well - nah you wouldn't be interested

---

nah-uh! I have many interests.


You got something? Dish.

---

Well...it just that you see... I have this uh, friend right? and umm he uh...

Nah, fuck it, you wouldn't be interested

---

...can we braid each other's hair?
______

Well, if you're not gonna take this seriously I'll go and talk to my pal Lungfish

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-11 05:47:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-11 05:30:42 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-11 05:28:31 (#)
Ranking: 0





Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-11 05:26:10 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-11 05:01:05 (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey Rob,

You and me are friends, right?

---

E-buddies!

fer sure.

---

Oh well, its just that... well - nah you wouldn't be interested

---

nah-uh! I have many interests.


You got something? Dish.

---

Well...it just that you see... I have this uh, friend right? and umm he uh...

Nah, fuck it, you wouldn't be interested

---

...can we braid each other's hair?


Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-11 05:30:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-11 05:28:31 (#)
Ranking: 0





Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-11 05:26:10 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-11 05:01:05 (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey Rob,

You and me are friends, right?

---

E-buddies!

fer sure.

---

Oh well, its just that... well - nah you wouldn't be interested

---

nah-uh! I have many interests.


You got something? Dish.
_________

Well...it just that you see... I have this uh, friend right? and umm he uh...

Nah, fuck it, you wouldn't be interested

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-11 05:28:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0





Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-11 05:26:10 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-11 05:01:05 (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey Rob,

You and me are friends, right?

---

E-buddies!

fer sure.

---

Oh well, its just that... well - nah you wouldn't be interested

---

nah-uh! I have many interests.


You got something? Dish.


Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-11 05:26:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-11 05:01:05 (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey Rob,

You and me are friends, right?

---

E-buddies!

fer sure.

----

Oh well, its just that... well - nah you wouldn't be interested

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-11 05:15:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-11 05:09:17 (#)
Ranking: 2

locksly: I don't know. This kid's pretty interesting. Doesn't rate me well, however. Fucker.

---------

I was drunk. I actually think locksly is one of the funnier guys here. Not yet ranking up with D_R and Thorpe, but funny...and resourceful. Whatever the fuck that means.

---

agreed.


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-11 05:14:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-11 05:01:05 (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey Rob,

You and me are friends, right?

---

E-buddies!

fer sure.

I find reading your multiple text inputs on this site rather enjoyable. The words you assemble together to communicate your thoughts combined with a colorful collection of likable pictures and interesting storytelling - this 'locksly' character is digital good times.

So yeah, your internet persona seems swell to me. I'm good with us being friends. I won't lend you any money, though.

This little feud you got cooked up with Foolproof seems... familiar. Alternative universe, perhaps?

I find this website infinitely entertaining.



I'm SO hoping this is leading to gossip!


Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-11 05:09:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

locksly: I don't know. This kid's pretty interesting. Doesn't rate me well, however. Fucker.

---------

I was drunk. I actually think locksly is one of the funnier guys here. Not yet ranking up with D_R and Thorpe, but funny...and resourceful. Whatever the fuck that means.

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-11 05:01:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey Rob,

You and me are friends, right?

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-11 04:58:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0



Well of course Satan would have some shit hanging.


The DEVIL? I'm just thinkin' that fucker has one gigantic cock.






Just sayin'.



Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-11 04:55:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

rob_berg

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-11 04:17:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

that's one big penis. I mean, in relation to the thighs.

I have a wonderful sister

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-11 04:00:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0



weee!




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