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Abuse My Babba - A Game For You (595 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: 1.1 on 24 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (View user info) at 2007-02-12 06:12:56 EST


Family Weddings.

Yaaaaaay.

I think the main reason anyone likes them is because it's an excuse to get completely fershnickered for free, in order to actually get up the minerals to tell Auntie Gretchen exactly why you've never liked her, and how it relates to that one time her and Uncle Stu did that thing to your wossname.

Me, I like 'em because I get to play with little kiddies.

No jerk, not like that.

Not having kids of my own, I really look forward ot spending time with my god-daughter, my cousins' children, the next generation of kids. It's like part-time parenting, only with less nappy changing and more chocolate.

BUT.

Knowing you people, you wouldn't just want ot hear about me putting on a tie and drinking bubbly with Uncle Stalkie.

Oh no.

You people want abuse, bum jokes and the chance to change the world graphically.

So whip out your MS Paint, your Photochop, whatever you feel like, and give me a little story.

Winner gets, erm, something. I dunno. Give me suggestions, I'll see what I can do.

Here's your subject matter. Go mad.







I want to be a sprog again, so I can burp on ladies boobs.jpg (1 MB)

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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:26:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


So funny...

Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2007-02-12 16:43:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/98702


Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:29:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-02-12 14:40:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/98696

Easily the most I have laughed in days.


Thank you for providing that.



Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-02-13 00:32:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Brilliant. You've posted pictures of your kinfolks' adorable children on a site crawling with deviants and sex criminals.

Somewhere (West Virginia, most likely), Eric D. Rice is weeping.

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-02-13 00:19:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-12 17:07:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

oh man.

i could have some fun with this.

but i've changed so i won't.



Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-02-12 16:54:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Awwww, lookit the lil' ginger chillens!

Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2007-02-12 16:43:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/98702

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:29:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Seriously. That one kid looks like Gholum in a white dress.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:28:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

yeeesssss my precious.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-02-12 14:53:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0



Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-02-12 14:40:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I've done my part.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/98696



Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-02-12 13:44:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

The prize should be a tubberware container of all your body hair. I'm talking back, crack, and sack here buddy.

Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2007-02-12 12:18:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

oh i will be the a-hole that does something to this but i am at work now i will do it when i get home.

love you leonardo

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-02-12 12:11:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

2nd pic down, early signs of lesbianism

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-02-12 12:00:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.....


CUTE!!!

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-02-12 10:26:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Hmm, I really can't agree with this chap. These are your flesh and blood and very cute. They don't deserve to be put up on this site with all the sick fuckers around.

p.s Phuzzy has a recessive Ginger Gene; pass it on.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-12 09:47:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

dibs on the redhead's future porn contract!

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-12 08:02:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Where's Uncle Jesse & Uncle Joey?

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-12 07:16:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2007-02-12 07:11:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

The one on the left is HAWT. I'd totally do her.

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-02-12 06:35:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

* or see twenty copies etcetera...

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-02-12 06:34:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

It's a cute sequence. I want to see it made into a comic strip by the masters of literature on this high-brow website.

That, see twenty copies of

'Guess what'

'What?'

'I shit my diaper'

'Ew'

smeared across the front page.

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-02-12 06:22:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

They're adorable girls, but why you would post pictures of your little family members on Ubersite is beyond me.

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-02-12 06:19:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Do your thing, then either link to this one, or link it here, so I know where to look for it...

And yes, I am fully aware of how kak my typing was in this post.

I'm okay with it though. I'll cope.

Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2007-02-12 06:19:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

this has "creepy" written all over it...


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