Ubertines '07: That Crazy little thing called Love. (526 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 2 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by drogoroch (View user info) at 2007-02-12 10:02:25 EST
"You never tell me that you love me. I tell you all the time but you never say it back to me."
"................."
"Well feel free to say something if you like."
"I'm sorry but what do you want me to say exactly? Do you want me to turn around right now, look you in the eyes and tell you that I love you? Is that what you are fishing for darling?"
"No because that would be forced. I want you to say it to me when you mean it. When you really feel that you love me. I don't want to have to tell you to say you love me."
"When was the last time I said that I love you my darling?"
"Um I don't know it was a while ago I guess. Um I think it was a couple of months ago, but I can't remember exactly. See that's my point you don't say it to me enough."
"If we take a step back for a moment to try and figure out what you're saying. You want me to tell you that I love you more. You also don't want me to just say it; you want me to feel it. So if I haven't actually told you that I love you for a few months what would that say to you?"
"Are you telling me that you don't love me?"
"That would probably be about the size of it my dear. You see I think 'Love' has been over used in modern society. If you watch movies and TV programmes they all fall in love in the space of about 5 minutes and start completely devaluing the whole thing. I will tell you I love you when it feels right, and when I actually mean it."
"So you don't love me?"
"Oh Christ. Right let us back up again. Before you started this rather interesting conversation; did you believe that I love you?"
"Well yes; but I wanted you to say it more. Now I feel you don't love me at all."
"Okay maybe that is my fault; but let's get something clear. Before you asked me about the whole 'say you love me more' thing how did you know that I loved you?"
"Well it was the little things I guess. You make me feel special and good by doing things; which makes me believe that you love me."
"So if I make you feel loved without actually saying the words what does that mean?"
"I don't know. I guess it means that you DO love me."
"See? Now if I was to say that I love you all the time, like some 16 year old kid with a hard on, do you think that you would believe me? Would you feel the same warm feeling inside when I do the little things that make you feel loved? If I did these little things but added an 'I love you' after I did them; would it make you feel the same way? Or would you sit there and think to yourself 'he is trying too hard to love me. He is being too clingy and over powering.'"
"Well it would be pretty sick making I reckon; and I would worry about your sincerity."
"Exactly my darling. I want you to know that you are loved without relying on the actual words. I want you to walk around knowing that you are living with a man who thinks the world of you and respects you and loves you. I want you to know that when you actually hear me say 'I love you' that it really means something. I want you to hear the words and have your heart swell a bit more."
"Wow. I really love you."
"I know my darling."
"That would have been a good time to say that you love me back."
"I know."
"Hmm, so what have you got planned for Valentines Day?"
"I hadn't really put much thought into it to be honest. I guess we could go out if you like?"
"What do you mean you haven't thought about it? You will never get a table anywhere now. How could you forget Valentines Day?"
"Now I never said that I had forgotten about it. It would be pretty hard for any bloke to forget about it; what with the media reminding us constantly and florists basically tackling lone males in the streets to get them to buy, already, dying plants. What I said was I hadn't put much thought into it"
"But I like flowers."
"I know you do darling, but I hate them they stink. I only tolerate them from time to time because I know how much you like them."
"That's really sweet of you; I forgot how much you hated them. Anyway I hope you are just joking about Valentines Day."
"Well we shall both have to wait and see I guess. I don't see why I should have to pander to this particular day; especially after we have already concluded that my love for you is not in question."
"But it's Valentines Day."
"Yes Valentines Day. It is a day for florists and Chocolate shops to rub their hands with glee. A day for pathetic men who don't show their love to their partners throughout the year; to make some lame attempt to show that they care. A day to go out and sit in a restaurant and watch other useless males try desperately to impress their lady friends; in the hope of getting some sex."
"It's not always like that. It's just nice to go along with the whole romance thing."
"But we have already figured out that I love you. We have decided that I show my love in the little things. So some over blown performance would seem artificial and devalue my love for you."
"You're right. We will do whatever this year. We shall just treat it as any other day."
"Great. Would you be able to get me a beer before the game starts darling?"
"Sure."
"Thanks."
"Darling? We seem to be out of beer; I will pop to the shop and get some for you if you want?"
"Thanks, I had forgotten we were out.............oh Darling?"
"Yes?"
"I love you."
"Awww I love you too darling soooo much."
* Hug, Kiss, Snog, Fondle, Snog, Shirt pulled out of jeans, Belt undone, Stomach kissed *
"Um darling? I don't think the beer will walk out of the shop by itself."
* Slap, Slppity Slap, Door slam *
"Bugger."
User Reviews
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-13 22:41:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"I love you my darling," reminds me of Laura Linney from Love Actually.
As for the word - I believe the soon-to-be-old adage holds true: "Guys show it, girls blow it."
So it goes.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-13 19:26:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I read this secretly hoping it was the female of the species who didn't say "I love you."
BASTARDS
Submitted by sweetcheebs (user info) at 2007-02-12 17:47:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I would have made this, except I'm not smart enough.
Thanks for taking my thoughts and putting them into words I could never muster.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:26:20 EST (#)
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What do they call Steak & BJ Day over there?
Kebab and John Thomas Day??...I dont know what...
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-02-12 14:49:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-12 14:16:35 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-12 13:54:44 EST (#)
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He shoots, he scores!
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-12 12:51:08 EST (#)
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I swear to god the British and Aussies are the best writers on this site.
Submitted by odin (user info) at 2007-02-12 11:56:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-02-12 11:22:27 EST (#)
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Everyone loves YOU, cookie.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-02-12 11:09:42 EST (#)
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Welldone
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2007-02-12 10:22:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-02-12 10:11:44 (#)
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This sounds oddly familiar...
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Excellent work, sir.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-02-12 10:11:44 EST (#)
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This sounds oddly familiar...
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-02-12 10:10:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent!