The Real Threat of Mercury (1195 hits)
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Submitted by aTTOM bomb (View user info) at 2007-02-12 11:56:38 EST
Blame Thorpe-
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-12 08:14:18 (#)
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Hurry up and parody Lisa's last post title.
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Submitted by pobz (user info) at 2007-03-19 07:11:38 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by odin (user info) at 2007-03-19 06:17:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-02-16 10:53:21 EST (#)
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The gold tooth
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-15 03:01:56 EST (#)
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very nice
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-02-15 02:10:21 EST (#)
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<3 TTOM
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-02-14 16:08:51 EST (#)
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this is friggin' great
BEST POST OF THE BANDWAGON
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-13 20:02:56 EST (#)
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Intergalactic planetary
Planetary intergalactic
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-02-13 19:49:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-13 03:59:32 (#)
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oh and this was, as per usual, sensational.
As usual .
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-02-13 14:17:12 EST (#)
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This is so brilliant.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-02-13 13:54:21 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by justagirl27 (user info) at 2007-02-13 10:05:15 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-02-13 07:51:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-02-12 17:06:25 (#)
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One of the few times a post has made me "laugh out loud"*
*Fuck you if you prefer it LOL
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anyone who prefers LOL is an ill educated oafish troll who makes troll mums point him out and say to their kids "if you don't listen in school THATS how you'll turn out!"
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-02-13 04:53:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-02-13 03:45:17 (#)
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Which South African country is that launching probes?
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Hey guys, should we tell him South Africa IS a country?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-13 03:59:32 EST (#)
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oh and this was, as per usual, sensational.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-13 03:58:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-02-12 12:14:58 (#)
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i like to be differnt...
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read: i like to wallow in my imaginary self-importance.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-02-13 03:52:03 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-02-13 03:45:17 EST (#)
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Which South African country is that launching probes?
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2007-02-13 03:12:37 EST (#)
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TTOM gold.
Planetary humour, the marginally higher brow sort.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-13 00:25:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-02-12 12:27:42 (#)
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Gas Giants need loving too.
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Yeah, but they gotta PAY
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2007-02-12 23:27:46 EST (#)
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Fucking genius, mang. I loved every single thing about this post.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-12 22:42:21 EST (#)
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Show us your moons, bitch!
Submitted by phauna (user info) at 2007-02-12 22:22:32 EST (#)
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Planety to laugh at here.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-12 19:20:34 EST (#)
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Everything I hoped it would be, and more.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-02-12 17:39:49 EST (#)
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solid
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2007-02-12 17:26:35 EST (#)
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Pluto's punk ass-t'roid = pwned ~ not even a line, not the way he'd 'plan it.'
W3ll that sucked bulbous mule balls, but this post slaps grandmaws. To the ground. Then kicks em.
Submitted by Snare (user info) at 2007-02-12 17:18:17 EST (#)
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<nothing>
wha-pap.
bing.
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
I got
</nothing>
But that, that up there, that was fucking legendary!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-02-12 17:06:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
One of the few times a post has made me "laugh out loud"*
*Fuck you if you prefer it LOL
Submitted by Tony_the_Tiger_is_a_Pedophile (user info) at 2007-02-12 17:03:59 EST (#)
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MAGNIFICOOO000ooo
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-02-12 16:27:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-02-12 14:49:30 (#)
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Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me,for me,for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
*rockstar horns*
extensive head banging
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*air guitar
copious crotch thrusting
waits for hair to grow to Brian May-like proportions
air guitar*
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:46:32 EST (#)
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You have too much time on your hands, but it's well appreciated.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:38:56 EST (#)
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B@w Quality !
'applause'
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:25:39 EST (#)
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Show us your moons, bitch!
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-02-12 14:50:27 EST (#)
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Fucking. Priceless.
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-02-12 14:49:30 EST (#)
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Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me,for me,for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
*rockstar horns*
extensive head banging
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-02-12 14:48:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by littlegirllost (user info) at 2007-02-12 14:13:27 EST (#)
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Very creative!
and funny
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-12 14:06:05 EST (#)
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YO BUST A ROID IN HIS CAP MERCURY
Submitted by maf54 (user info) at 2007-02-12 13:47:40 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-02-12 13:46:26 EST (#)
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Yo nigga! Did you just fire a fuckin' PROBE at me?!
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-02-12 13:13:20 EST (#)
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Har Har.
Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2007-02-12 13:08:21 EST (#)
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Magnifico!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-02-12 12:40:50 EST (#)
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I knew Earth was English.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-12 12:30:08 EST (#)
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hwumpus makee me alguh!
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2007-02-12 12:29:03 EST (#)
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+2 Queen.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-02-12 12:27:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-02-12 12:27:42 EST (#)
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Gas Giants need loving too.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-02-12 12:14:58 EST (#)
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i like to be differnt, and i define my difference through my ubersite ratings. t
TASTE THE PAIN.
thunderbolts and lightning, very very fright-en-ing.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-12 12:14:26 EST (#)
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SO, the Great Wall of China is just Earth's 'grill', as it were...
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-02-12 12:14:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-02-12 12:10:38 (#)
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Submitted by Hagard (user info) at 2007-02-12 12:07:23 (#)
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Jupitor has rings to.
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*sigh* Yes Im aware that many planets other than Saturn in fact have rings but do you think that Nascar watching, cousing touching, truck driving, cowboy hat wearing, belt buckle with their name on upside down so they can go "oh sheet thats ma name!" joe six pack knows that?
Im betting no.
ps learn to spell/type
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You just described some of my family.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-02-12 12:10:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by Hagard (user info) at 2007-02-12 12:07:23 (#)
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Jupitor has rings to.
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*sigh* Yes Im aware that many planets other than Saturn in fact have rings but do you think that Nascar watching, cousing touching, truck driving, cowboy hat wearing, belt buckle with their name on upside down so they can go "oh sheet thats ma name!" joe six pack knows that?
Im betting no.
ps learn to spell/type
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-02-12 12:09:31 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Hagard (user info) at 2007-02-12 12:07:23 EST (#)
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Jupitor has rings to.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-02-12 12:06:07 EST (#)
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WHUMPUS
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-12 12:02:58 EST (#)
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Well in.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-12 12:02:55 EST (#)
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"Yo nigga, did you just fire a fucking PROBE at me?"
Submitted by JDL (user info) at 2007-02-12 12:02:38 EST (#)
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Yes.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-02-12 12:01:14 EST (#)
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So high-larious.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-02-12 12:00:47 EST (#)
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A plague on both your houses.
Your houses!!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-12 12:00:19 EST (#)
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i loved the jupiter analogy.
fat bitches are gas filled too!