The Real Threat Of Mercury (611 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 0.57 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by EbolaMay (View user info) at 2007-02-12 12:23:05 EST
Too obvious. I don't care. I crave attention.
And cock.
Mercury cock.
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-18 10:13:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How could you taint the memory of Freddy? I wouldn't have said no even if he was HIV riddled and gay.
As for Bowie, that man is a genius. Introduce young girls to him in tights prancing around in Labrynth and he has fans for life. I love Bowie more than life itself. Who the fuck wouldn't have given up their little brother for the Goblin King? Not me, that's for sure.
Submitted by Astra (user info) at 2008-05-18 10:09:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, and for all you assholes that are going to berate me and tell me what a piece of shit I am: Thanks. I'm well aware of that fact. I appreciate you reminding me though. Really, I do. But don't worry. This judge today is, I heard several different attorneys inform their clients, one of the hardest in my county. So rejoice in the knowledge that I will almost certainly do jail time at 38 years of age. Mmmmmmmkaaaay, asshole?
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HAHHAHAHA
Submitted by maf54 (user info) at 2008-05-13 08:51:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My life sukzzzz oh, woe is me!!
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2007-02-13 08:37:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
He was born on the island of Zanzibar.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-02-13 07:10:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
dammit
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-02-12 16:26:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
As far as Mercury knows we're a nice, normal family.
-- Homer Simpson
There's No Disgræce Like Über
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-02-12 16:20:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
ra-di-o cock-ca
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-02-12 16:17:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
MMMMMMMMMM , Mercury !
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-02-12 14:48:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-12 14:06:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
MY HERO
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-02-12 13:49:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
EHEHEHEH
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-12 13:14:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
too many auto +2s to start with.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-02-12 12:42:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-02-12 12:25:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
Second only to Bowie in scary crotch hugging clothing
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Hmm Yes that film where he spins his balls in his hands all the time.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-02-12 12:27:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It was obvious, but this was still well done.
Submitted by JDL (user info) at 2007-02-12 12:25:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's a great jumpsuit.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-02-12 12:25:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Second only to Bowie in scary crotch hugging clothing