Goddamnit Method that's ENOUGH! BAD KITTY! (804 hits)
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Submitted by Charlton Heston (View user info) at 2007-02-12 12:56:29 EST
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-13 06:07:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-12 12:58:23 (#)
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Ah, I now see what you're doing Jack; these are excellent guerilla marketing tactics. Anyone that knows me knows that I'm deathly allergic to cats and wouldn't come within 20 feet of one if my life depended on it.
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Christ, what is this, reverse-reverse-framing?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-13 05:54:40 EST (#)
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nerd below.
auto -2 me for knowing what endothelial means.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2007-02-13 05:18:37 EST (#)
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I'd rather read the base sequence of the DNA contained in an endothelial cell that sloughed out of the cat's intestine with that turd than read the book underneath it
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2007-02-12 21:30:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-12 21:17:35 (#)
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fuck off wisher
i'll do what i want
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That's your prob 10 gallon tex, you've always done what you want, with your mama.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-02-12 21:20:49 EST (#)
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Picture is fucking priceless.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-12 21:17:35 EST (#)
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fuck off wisher
i'll do what i want
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2007-02-12 21:06:41 EST (#)
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Oh, ohhhh.... OK. He's just smashed, drunk off his red haired ass. eww. If that's it, you suck, Jack. Has he been like this on other posts. Anyone can answer. 'Cept Apollo.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2007-02-12 20:47:43 EST (#)
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Is jack, or rather, San Francisco, under attack?!
What's going on? I've been out swimming and came in and saw his message under his "Method" post. What's it all mean?! Seriously ~~ anybody? 'cept Apollo?
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-02-12 20:30:09 EST (#)
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That cat is really cute. Looks like one of mine before he disappeared.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:44:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:16:20 (#)
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Amazon.com Sales Rank: #3,121,896 in Books
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Yeah, but it's out there.
Anyone notice how the whole time I argued with Method, Charlton_Heston didn't appear?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:16:20 EST (#)
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Amazon.com Sales Rank: #3,121,896 in Books
Submitted by emmakwon (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:15:16 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:08:31 EST (#)
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Oh.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:08:11 EST (#)
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Catboots?
What the FUCK are you talking about?
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-02-12 14:58:12 EST (#)
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Jack and Greek are in cahoots.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-12 14:52:06 EST (#)
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I just noticed that rug.
FUCK YOU to anyone who thinks I did this post and therefore own that hideous rug.
Jesus, I already asked Bart to shut down this account the day after George Denyitallalotopolous bagged the password which I STUPIDLY posted instead of just changing and forgetting about.
Anyhow.
That rug is fucking repulsive.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-02-12 14:49:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-12 14:38:26 EST (#)
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I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE FAGBELOW SITE, AND YOU KNOW YOU MADE THIS POST, SO PISS OFF
RAAAAAAAAA
IM SO FUCKIN MOLD RIGHT NOW
Actually, don't care, and now I'm DEFINITELY not buying your book = (
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-12 14:35:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-12 14:15:55 (#)
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Here's what the ancient Greeks said about Hermes:
"...blandly cunning, a robber, a cattle driver, a bringer of dreams, a watcher by night, a thief at the gates..."
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That is from the wiki entry on Hermes.
You just ADMITTED YOU MAKE STUFF UP, LIKE THAT PICTURE ABOVE AND THE FAGBELOW STUFF.
I made NOTHING up.
Except the 450+ pages in the book.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-12 14:33:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-12 14:27:58 (#)
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It's not my fault your book, "Made in the USA, by Jack McCallum" is absolute shit, and not worth the paper it's written on. How long has your wife been nagging you to get a real job, Jack? Sucks that she's paying all the bills in the house while you try to think up creative ways to market your book like this, and fail miserably.
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Har har on YOU fuckhead, I no longer have a wife. HA HA!
...wait...
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-12 14:29:03 EST (#)
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See, I can make shit up too.
= )
Google is our friend.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-12 14:27:58 EST (#)
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It's not my fault your book, "Made in the USA, by Jack McCallum" is absolute shit, and not worth the paper it's written on. How long has your wife been nagging you to get a real job, Jack? Sucks that she's paying all the bills in the house while you try to think up creative ways to market your book like this, and fail miserably.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-02-12 14:25:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-12 14:06:05 (#)
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Jack you fucking loser, I don't own a copy of your book and I sure as fuck don't own any cats. You know you did this - stop pretending like your book didn't sell 2 copies to your mom and dad and you're trying to drum up sales.
If you really want to get me involved, I will, and you'll regret it.
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dundunDUNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-12 14:15:55 EST (#)
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Did any of you know that our Greek friend is descended from the Greek God Hermes?
Here's what the ancient Greeks said about Hermes:
"...blandly cunning, a robber, a cattle driver, a bringer of dreams, a watcher by night, a thief at the gates..."
Sound familiar?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-12 14:06:05 EST (#)
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Jack you fucking loser, I don't own a copy of your book and I sure as fuck don't own any cats. You know you did this - stop pretending like your book didn't sell 2 copies to your mom and dad and you're trying to drum up sales.
If you really want to get me involved, I will, and you'll regret it.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-02-12 14:00:34 EST (#)
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dystopia
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-12 13:55:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-12 13:07:51 (#)
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Who gives a flying fuck for fuckity fuck fucks sake?
FUUUUUCK.
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Somebody needs a drink.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-12 13:54:21 EST (#)
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HAHAHAHAHA!
Method you asshole. That's fucking hilarious.
Happened a lot while I was WRITING the thing too.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-02-12 13:16:01 EST (#)
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Wow, he wrote a book?
Well while I'm on it, I had a dream I was at a meeting with my really conservative boss and in his office was a poster that said "Abortion hurts most babies."
I think I'll buy his book. That really touched me.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-12 13:10:10 EST (#)
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mmm beef jerky
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-12 13:07:51 EST (#)
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Who gives a flying fuck for fuckity fuck fucks sake?
FUUUUUCK.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-12 13:07:32 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Charlton_H (user info) at 2007-02-12 13:02:56 EST (#)
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http://www2.xlibris.com/bookstore/bookdisplay.asp?bookid=13981
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-12 13:00:27 EST (#)
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i can't tel if that's a turd, a hairball or some deryer lint with corn in it. but why would tehere be corn in lin?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-02-12 12:59:45 EST (#)
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+2 Corn
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-12 12:58:23 EST (#)
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Ah, I now see what you're doing Jack; these are excellent guerilla marketing tactics. Anyone that knows me knows that I'm deathly allergic to cats and wouldn't come within 20 feet of one if my life depended on it.