Life in Louisiana (293 hits)
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Submitted by drgautcabin (View user info) at 2007-02-12 13:19:17 EST
Just got this from a friend. Thought you asses might enjoy. Probably won't. Fuck off anyways.
You know you were Born N' Bred in Louisiana
When...........
Your sunglasses fog up when you step outside.
You reinforce your attic to store Mardi Gras beads
You save newspapers, not for recycling but for tablecloths at
crawfish boils.
When you give directions you use "lakeside and riverside" not
north & south.
Your ancestors are buried above the ground.
You get on a green trolley car to go to the park and a red one
to the French Quarter.
You take a bite of five-alarm chili and reach for the Tabasco.
Every once in a while, you have waterfront property.
You sit down to eat boiled crawfish and your host says, "Don't
eat the dead ones," and you know what he means.
You don't learn until high school that Mardi Gras is not a
national holiday.
You push little old ladies out of the way to catch Mardi Gras beads.
Little old ladies push YOU out of the way to catch Mardi Gras beads.
You leave a parade with footprints on your hands.
You believe that purple, green, and gold look good together.
Your last name isn't pronounced the way it's spelled.
You know what a nutria is but you still pick it to represent
your baseball team.
No matter where else you go in the world, you are always
disappointed in the food.
Your town is low on the education chart, high on the obesity
Chart and you don't care because you're No. 1 on the party chart.
Your house payment is less than your utility bill.
You know that Tchoupitoulas is a street and not a disease.
Your grandparents are called "Maw-Maw" and "Paw-Paw."
Your Santa Claus rides an alligator and your favorite Saint is
a football player.
You cringe every time you hear an actor with a Southern or
Cajun accent in a "New Orleans-based" movie or TV show.
You have to reset your clocks after every thunderstorm.
You're walking in the French Quarter with a plastic cup of beer.
When it starts to rain, you cover your beer instead of your head.
You eat dinner out and spend the entire meal talking about all
The other good places you've eaten.
User Reviews
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-02-12 18:25:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I visit friends in NOLA every year so I know most of these.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:56:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Because I love New Orleans.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-02-12 14:47:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-12 14:12:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Gee golly wiz, I guess you got me there. You sure are a smart fellow... """
thanks! :-D
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-12 13:55:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by drgoatcabin (user info) at 2007-02-12 13:49:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-12 13:34:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by drgoatcabin (user info) at 2007-02-12 13:26:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
Que ferez-vous de lui, Caul?
Most of us down here speak french too, numbnuts...
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is that why your question makes no sense at all? your translation of 'what are you gonna do about it' is pathetic.
quebecers can barely make the claim that they speak french. much less acadians, and much much less deported acadians (cajuns).
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Gee golly wiz, I guess you got me there. You sure are a smart fellow...
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-02-12 13:46:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-12 13:29:48 (#)
Ranking: 0
i want to have a pet nutria
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"Your last name isn't pronounced the way it's spelled."
True dat, apparently. I don't see any way to get "igg" pronounced out of "utri". Must be onaccounta I don't habla the frogspeke.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-12 13:34:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by drgoatcabin (user info) at 2007-02-12 13:26:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
Que ferez-vous de lui, Caul?
Most of us down here speak french too, numbnuts...
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is that why your question makes no sense at all? your translation of 'what are you gonna do about it' is pathetic.
quebecers can barely make the claim that they speak french. much less acadians, and much much less deported acadians (cajuns).
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-12 13:29:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i want to have a pet nutria
Submitted by drgoatcabin (user info) at 2007-02-12 13:26:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Que ferez-vous de lui, Caul?
Most of us down here speak french too, numbnuts...
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-02-12 13:21:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You've been rubbing my nose in it since I got here! Your family is better
than my family, your beer comes from farther away than my beer, you and
your son like each other, your wife's butt is higher than my wife's butt!
You make me sick!
-- Homer Simpson
Dead Putting Society
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-12 13:20:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
and you're a nigger