Veni, vidi, ... (1723 hits)
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Submitted by Sarah (View user info) at 2007-02-12 14:25:52 EST
When should one expect their "Vici"? I am not even sure that is a reasonable request.
When I was a wee lass, I expected the world to tremble before my might by now. I was growing and should have conquered the world before I made it to nineteen. Well, that's what the magazine articles in Teen Vogue told me. I am a woman. I am strong. I am independent.
Is that true if you need constant reassurance of it?
Then high school came and went. Again, I conquered nothing. The valedictorian spouting off about this being "our world, out time, our blah blah blah". Yet, we aren't in charge of anything. We still race hither and fro seeking out any sense of accomplishment in our daily lives. Wondering what will become of tomorrow.
College was uneventful and too easy. Go to class and graduate is all you have to do. Such was my goal and end. Now where's my world? Where's my time?
Liar ass valedictorian bitch.
Sure, I'm young still. Still naïve. Still wet behind the ears.
Is it too much to ask for just a touch, just a sense, of "I conquered that"?
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Submitted by emmakwon (user info) at 2007-02-17 00:53:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2007-02-16 11:43:06 (#)
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You're not real good with sarcasm, are ya emmakwon?
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what the fuck
bullshit any of what razor said was sarcastic
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-02-16 11:55:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-15 22:08:15 (#)
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Plus he got stabbed. A lot.
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Hahahhaha
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-02-16 11:43:32 EST (#)
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what the hell?
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2007-02-16 11:43:06 EST (#)
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You're not real good with sarcasm, are ya emmakwon?
Submitted by emmakwon (user info) at 2007-02-16 11:07:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-15 22:08:15 (#)
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Submitted by emmakwon (user info) at 2007-02-14 12:24:26 (#)
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Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-02-14 11:27:34 (#)
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What's the value in conquering? What did it bring for Caesar?
Try enjoying life.
HE WAS EMPEROR OF ROME YOU STUPID FUCK
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Plus he got stabbed. A lot.
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after achieving more than probably any other human being in the history of the world?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-16 00:17:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-15 22:08:15 (#)
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Submitted by emmakwon (user info) at 2007-02-14 12:24:26 (#)
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Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-02-14 11:27:34 (#)
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What's the value in conquering? What did it bring for Caesar?
Try enjoying life.
HE WAS EMPEROR OF ROME YOU STUPID FUCK
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Plus he got stabbed. A lot.
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yes but he got to lay around eating grape and drinking wine all year long, watching gladiators kill each others.
that's the perfect life if you ask me.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2007-02-15 23:37:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-02-14 11:27:34 (#)
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What's the value in conquering? What did it bring for Caesar?
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It's true, my life has felt kind of empty lately.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-15 22:08:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by emmakwon (user info) at 2007-02-14 12:24:26 (#)
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Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-02-14 11:27:34 (#)
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What's the value in conquering? What did it bring for Caesar?
Try enjoying life.
HE WAS EMPEROR OF ROME YOU STUPID FUCK
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Plus he got stabbed. A lot.
Submitted by emmakwon (user info) at 2007-02-14 12:24:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-02-14 11:27:34 (#)
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What's the value in conquering? What did it bring for Caesar?
Try enjoying life.
HE WAS EMPEROR OF ROME YOU STUPID FUCK
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-02-14 11:27:34 EST (#)
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What's the value in conquering? What did it bring for Caesar?
Try enjoying life.
Submitted by Manitou (user info) at 2007-02-13 22:24:59 EST (#)
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http://www.rip.tv/video/watch/782/
Submitted by emmakwon (user info) at 2007-02-13 21:18:46 EST (#)
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i will save my rating until pictures are posted
Submitted by aldenso (user info) at 2007-02-13 20:41:05 EST (#)
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Get dry behind your ears, and wet in the vagina, then you will have people under you...or on top...depends what you prefer.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-02-13 16:34:44 EST (#)
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"Is that true if you need constant reassurance of it? "
No and you suck.
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2007-02-13 12:56:15 EST (#)
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Wow. Most heated on your first post? Not too shabby, dollface. And it was quite amusing. Now I have one final question for you..... is your name, by chance, Elizabeth? *snort*
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-02-13 11:08:21 EST (#)
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nurrrrrrrrrrrrr
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-02-13 10:53:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by littlegirllost (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:56:45 (#)
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Okay, JDL.
Your a big stwong man. I'm jussa widdle gurl. Pwease mister big man, don't hurt me. I'll go back to the kitchen and make you a big man sandwich.
I'll try not to cry so my mascara doesn't run. I want to be pretty for you when you punch me for forgetting your beer.
Feel better? Feel tougher?
What a loser.
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HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHHA
You fit in already, well done!
*claps*
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-02-13 10:45:21 EST (#)
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for the reviews, and your responses to them.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-02-13 07:33:46 EST (#)
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This was really good. Welcome to Uber.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-02-13 07:09:26 EST (#)
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Decent, but short.....don't feed the trolls, welcome to Uber, show us your tits.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-02-13 05:33:18 EST (#)
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huh...
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2007-02-13 03:38:47 EST (#)
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None of this.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-02-13 02:53:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by littlegirllost (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:56:45 (#)
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Okay, JDL.
Your a big stwong man. I'm jussa widdle gurl. Pwease mister big man, don't hurt me. I'll go back to the kitchen and make you a big man sandwich.
I'll try not to cry so my mascara doesn't run. I want to be pretty for you when you punch me for forgetting your beer.
Feel better? Feel tougher?
What a loser.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
nice one.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-02-13 02:08:24 EST (#)
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It's called "a good lay", and you're obviously a virgin.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-13 01:20:01 EST (#)
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I usually look first before I come.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-13 00:51:34 EST (#)
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meh this wasn't that bad.
Submitted by JDL (user info) at 2007-02-12 23:15:26 EST (#)
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Oh and I totally lied about that whole pissing on some dead guy's grave thing.
I'm not that cruel.
Submitted by JDL (user info) at 2007-02-12 22:30:50 EST (#)
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I changed my mind. Sorry for the snap, I tend to bite at strangers.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-12 20:40:52 EST (#)
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AND while this is heated -
Shameless linkwhorage will commence: http://www.ubersite.com/m/98644
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-12 20:27:52 EST (#)
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hmmm...
Jury is out on you young lady.
If you are just another one of them heat hungry alter types that would be disappointing... because you seem to have the potential to be at least somewhat interesting. If so, a pre-emptive fuck off and hearty congratulations on a very P_I_B - style introduction.
I actually thought your little musing was quite palatable. I imagine it is this repugnant feeling of 'entitlement' that set your various detractors off. You also come off as lazy, privileged and fairly ungrateful little cunt, really - at least from your posting.
How you have handled yourself in the reviews has been delightful. Even-tempered, surprising witty and even a little self deprecating. I'm rather impressed.
You would do well to realize - or at least openly acknowledge- that this world is shit, humanity is a fucking disaster and society owes you nothing.
If you want to conquer something - then get out there and conquer it.
All n' all, good show. Welcome to uber.
...and if you did, in fact, have the urge to show us your boobies - that would be super.
Just sayin'
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2007-02-12 20:13:03 EST (#)
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You can still conquer the cock! It's easy.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-02-12 20:10:00 EST (#)
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Pay no attention to the assholes around here.
JDL, please tell us again how intelligent and badass you are. I need a good laugh...
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-02-12 20:02:09 EST (#)
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you know that's pronounced "winni widdi wikki"
Submitted by laika (user info) at 2007-02-12 19:59:32 EST (#)
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On a related note, the fact that this post is most heated with only a 60 is more solid proof that Ubersite is dying.
Submitted by mrnoisy (user info) at 2007-02-12 19:35:20 EST (#)
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lolz stupid girl fag
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-02-12 19:30:32 EST (#)
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Show us your boobs!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-12 19:26:51 EST (#)
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You need Anthony Robbins.
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-02-12 18:16:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-02-12 17:55:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by littlegirllost (user info) at 2007-02-12 17:23:49 (#)
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Okay, JDL, you win.
If the contest is making things up to try to impress strangers with obvious lies you need to tell yourself to sleep better at night and letting high school scar you for life.
That was the contest right?
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OK, you're really growing on me now.
You're going to fit in really nice around these intarweb parts
Welcome, just post something with more panache next time
Submitted by littlegirllost (user info) at 2007-02-12 17:23:49 EST (#)
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Okay, JDL, you win.
If the contest is making things up to try to impress strangers with obvious lies you need to tell yourself to sleep better at night and letting high school scar you for life.
That was the contest right?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-12 17:08:39 EST (#)
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Etienne?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-12 17:04:01 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/98694#2310968
my oh my, that person is badass!!!
*sigh*
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-12 16:59:44 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/79661
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prescience.
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2007-02-12 16:55:59 EST (#)
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but where'd she go?
I hope she hasn't been scared off, I'm looking forward to reading her witty retorts in the morning.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-02-12 16:51:14 EST (#)
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Last year I found out that he hung himself in his parents basement.
I went to his grave and pissed all over it. His family had left little trinkets of his life there--a picture of him in a football jersey, a toy car--I took them and threw them in the garbage. The next night I called his mom and pretended to be him 'hey mom' I said, 'heaven's great, I've been sucking niggers dicks and getting fucked in the ass all day by Jesus.'
She cried into the phone as I laughed, told her to go fuck herself, then hung up.
True story.
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W-O-W
You need to get your fucking head checked you fucking lunatic. Chicky here is sounding much more like the voice of reason all the sudden
Submitted by JDL (user info) at 2007-02-12 16:46:58 EST (#)
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It's probably out of boredom and my 'I like to fuck stupid people up' attitude that I even exposed a glint of my powerful greatness on your bandwidth waste of a post. Now that I'm thinking about it though--I should never have even tried being nice to you. Or helping you. Or writing shitty poetry for you.
Here's a story I should have told you:
In high school I was in all the AP classes, smarter than smart and well aware of how much brighter I was than everyone else. Teachers and counsellors would constantly tell me--you have to use that brain for something good, something meaningful, something positive. I tried that, but got bored when it became painfully obvious that sheeple (count yourself in that group) are not worth it.
You know what they are good for? (of course you don't)
They're good for a laugh. That's right, I laugh at you, sometimes I pity you, and yes there has been a few occasions where I envied stupid people for the bliss that seems to surround them.
Guess what I did.
I go up to the jockiest of jocks, he's with the rest of his friends talking trash and secretly fearing his future after high school. I look him in the eye and start in on him--I bash his intelligence, then I crush it. He can't do anything--and that's what kills stupid people--when for that brief second a person like me comes along and shows them all of their limitations. I set him up, knocked him down then stomped on his intellectual neck just to be sure he would always remember me. I left him and his stunned silent friends in the hallway.
Next week I'm walking home and his car pulls up, three other jocks get out and start to threaten me--I tell all 4 of them to go fuck their dads, they jump me, I get it pretty good, but whatever, physical pain lasts for a few hours--the pain that I gave to him and his friends lasts a lifetime.
Last year I found out that he hung himself in his parents basement.
I went to his grave and pissed all over it. His family had left little trinkets of his life there--a picture of him in a football jersey, a toy car--I took them and threw them in the garbage. The next night I called his mom and pretended to be him 'hey mom' I said, 'heaven's great, I've been sucking niggers dicks and getting fucked in the ass all day by Jesus.'
She cried into the phone as I laughed, told her to go fuck herself, then hung up.
True story.
I can be nice. But in order for this to happen I require the other party to be at the very least self-motivated. If they are pursuing a goal (no matter what the goal is) I respect and encourage them--I appreciate people that have 'fight' in them. I've worked some of the dirtiest jobs you could imagine, with complete boneheads, and I've worked in some of the most lucrative areas with pure, over-educated devils. I like real people. Good, bad, whatever. You are not real. You lack soul. You are missing a component in your make up that gives you the ability to 'know yourself'.
Sure, I could be confused with the devil on my bad days, and taken as a compassionate angel on the good. But I know me. I know it.
Guess where you stand with me.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-12 16:34:20 EST (#)
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it seems that JDL really wants to cyber-pwn you.
keep acting like you don't give a shit, perhaps he'll blow a gasket à la ETS.
Submitted by maf54 (user info) at 2007-02-12 16:30:03 EST (#)
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i enjoyed that. welcome to uber.
now show us your tits or get the fuck out!
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2007-02-12 16:25:50 EST (#)
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TEH CLASS VADELICTORIAN LIED TO ME.
OH NOES
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2007-02-12 16:20:14 EST (#)
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I need popcorn. Surely her response will just prove you all wrong JDL. heh heh *snort*
Submitted by JDL (user info) at 2007-02-12 16:16:56 EST (#)
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No assumptions--your writing screams 'somebody please tell me what to do!'
You get it? You're asking people why you haven't felt like you've accomplished/conquered anything--here's a news flash--the people that do accomplish/conquer something NEVER HAVE TO FUCKING ASK THAT QUESTION.
Do you fucking get it yet?
Call your dad, he'll figure it out for you. Then he'll write it down on some really fine monographed notepaper and mail it to you so that never again will you be forced to ANSWER A FUCKING QUESTION ON YOUR OWN. I suggest you keep Daddies instructions pinned to your forehead, this way whenever you are at a loss (which is probably often) you can easily retrieve the 'How to Lead Your Life and Feel Accomplished at Something' list off of your head and follow it to the letter.
(DO YOU FUCKING GET IT NOW?)
Here's another solution--pick up the new Cosmopolitian issue, I'm sure there's a great gameplan in there on how to live your life, think for yourself and feel like you're conquering the world.
(GET IT YET?)
Okay, okay, I see you're just a little bit too lost--I'm sure there's a sitcom on TV that you enjoy watching--here's what you do:
a) Change your name to the name of your favourite character.
b) Dress and move exactly as your favourite character.
c) Copy down exactly what your favourite character says in each episode and when you speak or converse, refuse to deviate from the script--a friend of yours may ask 'hey, how was Friday night for you' and you will respond 'I can't believe Chandler fucked that homeless guy in the earhole without first buying him a new teddy bear'.
This way you can emulate the satisfied lives of sitcom characters.
(NOW YOU MUST GET IT)
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-12 16:15:13 EST (#)
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STFU alter
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2007-02-12 16:11:56 EST (#)
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Yup - Alter
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-02-12 16:08:07 EST (#)
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Well now, easy there. There are hundreds of users on here. I wouldn't go putting quotes around words just because a couple people are fucking with you.
And don't go breaking the one-post-per-day rule. You'll definitely get dogpiled then.
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2007-02-12 16:08:03 EST (#)
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...simply pointing out that one who's name screams the exact sentiment of the insult she's slinging should probably just jump off a cliff. Or play in traffic.
Submitted by littlegirllost (user info) at 2007-02-12 16:06:24 EST (#)
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You read and assume what you want. That's just human nature.
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2007-02-12 16:05:46 EST (#)
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It comes off as though the opportunity to ATTEND college was handed to you. NOT that YOU paid for it.
Sigh. This conversation is rather futile.
Bottom line: You're admission could easily be interpreted as having things handed to you with little/no struggle - no sense of working for them (hence feeling as though you've achieved nothing)
And my mistake about the valedictorian - sorry.
Submitted by littlegirllost (user info) at 2007-02-12 16:05:23 EST (#)
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Well, I guess I'll post other stuff now that I have a feel for this "community".
I fully expect JDL to attack me on a regular basis. He done busted my rich, daddy's girl, emo, poetry writing cherry buy good.
Submitted by littlegirllost (user info) at 2007-02-12 16:02:48 EST (#)
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Wow, emo insults. You caught me. I'm emo. Black. Dark. Razor. abandoned. EMO!
Woe is me, woe is me.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-02-12 16:02:22 EST (#)
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Also, JDL, good show on the poems... keep 'em coming. That's first rate parody, there.
Submitted by littlegirllost (user info) at 2007-02-12 16:01:30 EST (#)
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You're pretty good at that poetry, JDL.
Sorry you didn't give it to that guy when you had the chance. Must have been hard keeping that in for so long. Call him. It's never too late.
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2007-02-12 16:00:50 EST (#)
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yeah and "littlegirllost" doesn't sound like someone who is trying to drink away the seething pain of being molested by her father.
Go cut yourself.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-02-12 16:00:20 EST (#)
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Unless you're an alter. Then, soundly fuck off.
Submitted by JDL (user info) at 2007-02-12 16:00:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by littlegirllost (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:48:39 (#)
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The Last Embrace
By: Sarah
We met by my locker--
He was the too cool for school
I the lonely lost girl
With Dads saliva
And wallet
Hinged on my ass.
We met after school
He was the I'm going to love you forever promise
I the sad girl
Wearing black and writing poems to the wind.
I have to trust you first I tell him.
He asks me how much that costs.
We meet at the doctors office
He was the I can't believe I stuck my cock in you reactionary
I the slut
Telling him that yes, yes I knew
I had the AIDS
When I told him I was allergic to condoms.
We meet at his grave,
He was the decomposed shell and bone of his former self
I the needy whore
That digs him up
For the last embrace.
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Even better than the first.
Submitted by littlegirllost (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:59:03 EST (#)
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I wasn't the valedictorian. Never said that, that was perceived on his (your) part.
And because I paid for college I'm a bad person? SHit, I'll just run out right now and go back into debt like a moron.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:58:17 EST (#)
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I logged in just to review this post, you cum guzzling dumpster whore.
Welcome to Uber.
Actually, with the brief glimpse of you on this post, I think you have potential here.
I have no idea why.
But I am a scary judge of talent, so don't let me down.
Look at the "best ever" posts, get a feel for the place, and put your own spin on it. Don't spend too much time making sound arguments with users whose only intent is to fuck with you.
"Damn what's wrong with my generation?
We was the cream of the crop,
But it seems we've been robbed,
That's what happens when you trade in all your dreams, for a job."
-eyedea
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:57:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:35:53 (#)
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And Caul - lay off. Your still pissed about our differing ideologies in the political arena.
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lol, i'm pissed? ok (?)
i didn't even question your ideologies. i'm not offended by diverging views. i questionned your weak and simplistic arguments that you used to draw interlaced conclusions on issues that require more than a cerebral fart to be sorted out.
Submitted by littlegirllost (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:56:45 EST (#)
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Okay, JDL.
Your a big stwong man. I'm jussa widdle gurl. Pwease mister big man, don't hurt me. I'll go back to the kitchen and make you a big man sandwich.
I'll try not to cry so my mascara doesn't run. I want to be pretty for you when you punch me for forgetting your beer.
Feel better? Feel tougher?
What a loser.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:56:00 EST (#)
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shut up simon
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:55:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:35:53 (#)
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Submitted by littlegirllost (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:21:29 (#)
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marginwalker, I simply asked when you might feel that you have conquered something. That is all, as badly as it may have been put. Then JDL comes along and uses trailer park psychotherapy to direct his own version of anything that was written. Nothing he says makes sense and he seems like a jaded teenager trying to make fun of the new kid. Others see his tangent.
He's not even close to what I am, and if he was - big deal.
I'm sure he feels superior now, and let's let him have that. He obviously need sit.
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I guess I just see a problem in asking OTHERS to dictate to YOU where you'll ultimately find feelings of accomplishment (!?!). There's no logic in it. It's like asking other to tell you when you're hungry.
My point is, you cannot look OUTSIDE of yourself for such answers!
Reaffirmation should not come from external sources; You shouldn't look to people to dictate such feelings.
I think JDL's point was this: to achieve what you have already (IE College, Valedictorian, etc) and be left without a sense of accomplishment leads one to belief you didn't have to bleed or suffer to get there - that these opportunities were HANDED to you without any strife on your part (IE college paid for, what-have-you).
Afterall - to feel as though you've "conquered" something requires you to struggle with it/to achieve it at some point.
Can you understand how such conclusions can be drawen from what you've expressed?
And Caul - lay off. Your still pissed about our differing ideologies in the political arena.
Submitted by littlegirllost (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:54:35 EST (#)
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Wow. Are all of you this threatened by women?
That would explain why you spend so much time on the internet...
Submitted by JDL (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:53:53 EST (#)
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You know, I'd love to be a fisherman someday, there's something romantic and gritty about it--Old Man and the Sea kind of gritty you know?
Wait a minute--aren't I supposed to be a trailer trash white power shouting micropenised loser?
What in all holy fuck does that have to do with fishing?
Go scratch your eyes out.
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:52:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ahem.
"Submitted by littlegirllost (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:29:34 (#)
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"Peotic chick angst"?
Did a bunch of you get Word of the Day calendars and not bother to read the definitions."
I said poetic, not peotic. And you forgot a question mark. Perhaps you shouldn't be insulting the intelligence of others, there, sweet cheeks. Good effort to bump your post to most heated though. Creative.
Submitted by littlegirllost (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:48:39 EST (#)
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JDL: Jaded Disillusioned Loser?
Jerkoff Dishing Libel?
Just Digs Lice?
You sure made alot of assumptions. You think I'm American. And rich. And young.
Here's my assumption of you:
A Canadian that works a menial fishery job whilst trying to drink away the seething pain of being molested by his father.
We done, reject?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:47:21 EST (#)
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that WAS a lovely poem Sarah.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:46:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JDL (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:38:25 (#)
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Submitted by littlegirllost (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:33:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
Love the Dark Sky
By: Sarah
The dark sky
Moved over so the stars could shine love
Down on the hotty below.
He asked me to
Remove my guilt
And bra
I touched his heart
And in return he
Rubbed me with his golden juice pump.
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Fucking outstanding.
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ok, THAT is definately +2worthy
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:45:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OK. Go conquer something.
Things don't conquer themselves.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:42:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you guys sure you don't need an umpire ?
Submitted by laika (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:42:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Dont take it personally Sarah. You made the common mistake of supposing that Ubersite is just like any other blogging site. Actually, most of the posts here get criticized, especially if you are new.
This place is pretty much only good for practicing your insults and the occasional funny post. Not much real writing actually goes on.
There is one big advantage for someone like you though. Low content posts from newbs tend to get a disproportionate amount of attention, whereas they probably would be ignored at other sites. So if you dont mind the attention being negative, then maybe this is the site for you.
Submitted by JDL (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:40:51 EST (#)
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Or you're mentally handicapped and your teachers have convinced you that crayon time is called Engineering in the grown up world.
Submitted by littlegirllost (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:39:06 EST (#)
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Or, I took Engineering and didn't drink everynight and studied. It's really easy when you actually attend class and study.
Submitted by JDL (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:38:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by littlegirllost (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:33:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
Love the Dark Sky
By: Sarah
The dark sky
Moved over so the stars could shine love
Down on the hotty below.
He asked me to
Remove my guilt
And bra
I touched his heart
And in return he
Rubbed me with his golden juice pump.
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Fucking outstanding.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:37:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If college was uneventful and too easy I'd say:
1.) you went to a lame ass liberal arts college in bumfuck pennsylvania
2.) you probably majored in something too easy, with little real world signifigance such as psychology or womens studies
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:35:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by littlegirllost (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:21:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
marginwalker, I simply asked when you might feel that you have conquered something. That is all, as badly as it may have been put. Then JDL comes along and uses trailer park psychotherapy to direct his own version of anything that was written. Nothing he says makes sense and he seems like a jaded teenager trying to make fun of the new kid. Others see his tangent.
He's not even close to what I am, and if he was - big deal.
I'm sure he feels superior now, and let's let him have that. He obviously need sit.
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I guess I just see a problem in asking OTHERS to dictate to YOU where you'll ultimately find feelings of accomplishment (!?!). There's no logic in it. It's like asking other to tell you when you're hungry.
My point is, you cannot look OUTSIDE of yourself for such answers!
Reaffirmation should not come from external sources; You shouldn't look to people to dictate such feelings.
I think JDL's point was this: to achieve what you have already (IE College, Valedictorian, etc) and be left without a sense of accomplishment leads one to belief you didn't have to bleed or suffer to get there - that these opportunities were HANDED to you without any strife on your part (IE college paid for, what-have-you).
Afterall - to feel as though you've "conquered" something requires you to struggle with it/to achieve it at some point.
Can you understand how such conclusions can be drawen from what you've expressed?
And Caul - lay off. Your still pissed about our differing ideologies in the political arena.
Submitted by littlegirllost (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:33:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Could you post something intelligent first, JDL. It would be a nice change of pace from your seething hatered of strangers.
Submitted by JDL (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:31:12 EST (#)
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Sarah can you post some of your poetry? I'd love to read it. ;)
Submitted by littlegirllost (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:29:34 EST (#)
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"Peotic chick angst"?
Did a bunch of you get Word of the Day calendars and not bother to read the definitions.
Caulaincourt: company as in the others camping here.
Submitted by JDL (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:29:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:21:25 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:16:52 (#)
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Submitted by littlegirllost (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:11:41 (#)
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I think JDL was jaded by a Christian, makeup wearing, trendy dressing, drugged up girl named Sarah at least once before.
His penis is still missing.
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Or perhaps he's painfully accurate in discerning why you feel so cheated.
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why are people from western Canada so fucking pompous?
'painfully accurate'...these were really just a long string of far-fetched assumptions about someone's personal life over a two paragraph shit posts.
you guys are quite the Internet pontiffs.
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Someone tell Caul he can have the last word on this one.
After this of course.
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:21:25 (#)
Ranking: -2
You know, I haven't had this much fun since that time I paid a guy from Alberta to fist fuck my dad on Jean Baptiste day.
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:27:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
company?
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:25:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
eew. poetic chick angst. not even *I* liked this.
Submitted by littlegirllost (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:24:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Caulaincourt seems to have a brain. That's promising, considering his current company.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:24:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by JDL (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:21:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm smack on the money.
Maybe it's because I'm a genius
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Someone give this keyboard Rambo a relaxant before he pwns us all! :-O
Submitted by littlegirllost (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:23:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by JDL (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:21:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm smack on the money.
Maybe it's because I'm a genius, but the combination of words she picked reveals the truth, this chick is pure Daddies Girl, probably a 1985 vintage or somewhere around there.
Nice try though, I bet you write a lot of really shitty poetry and use the word 'hotty'.
Faggot.
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Oh no, he made assumptions on my life based on a few lines of nothing.
I bet you have at least one "White Power" sticker in your shack.
Typical micropenis mentality, pal. Typical. Feel better now? Wait, you forgot to call me a cum guzzling dumpster whore. Do that and I bet you feel better.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:21:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Vici doesn't come to everyone - it's not like you have actually done anything noteworthy.
Do something - don't sit back and follow your currently generic path and feel jilted because you at some point actually thought you were special.
Suck it up, and get in there.
Besides that, this sucked.
Submitted by littlegirllost (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:21:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
marginwalker, I simply asked when you might feel that you have conquered something. That is all, as badly as it may have been put. Then JDL comes along and uses trailer park psychotherapy to direct his own version of anything that was written. Nothing he says makes sense and he seems like a jaded teenager trying to make fun of the new kid. Others see his tangent.
He's not even close to what I am, and if he was - big deal.
I'm sure he feels superior now, and let's let him have that. He obviously need sit.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:21:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:16:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by littlegirllost (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:11:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
I think JDL was jaded by a Christian, makeup wearing, trendy dressing, drugged up girl named Sarah at least once before.
His penis is still missing.
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Or perhaps he's painfully accurate in discerning why you feel so cheated.
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why are people from western Canada so fucking pompous?
'painfully accurate'...these were really just a long string of far-fetched assumptions about someone's personal life over a two paragraph shit posts.
you guys are quite the Internet pontiffs.
Submitted by JDL (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:21:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm smack on the money.
Maybe it's because I'm a genius, but the combination of words she picked reveals the truth, this chick is pure Daddies Girl, probably a 1985 vintage or somewhere around there.
Nice try though, I bet you write a lot of really shitty poetry and use the word 'hotty'.
Faggot.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:17:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by littlegirllost (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:11:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
I think JDL was jaded by a Christian, makeup wearing, trendy dressing, drugged up girl named Sarah at least once before.
His penis is still missing.
Ha !
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:16:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by littlegirllost (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:11:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
I think JDL was jaded by a Christian, makeup wearing, trendy dressing, drugged up girl named Sarah at least once before.
His penis is still missing.
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Or perhaps he's painfully accurate in discerning why you feel so cheated.
Submitted by littlegirllost (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:11:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think JDL was jaded by a Christian, makeup wearing, trendy dressing, drugged up girl named Sarah at least once before.
His penis is still missing.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:10:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this post suck ass but wtf is JDL talking about?
Submitted by JDL (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:10:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
advise = advice.
I guess your stupidity really is contagious. Time to get out of here.
Submitted by JDL (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:09:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Not the ladies, LADY. And yes she loves me very much.
As for you--don't take it personally--you're just another consumer, probably christian, or at some point you were. You see--cowardly people tend to come from a religious background, and in addition, they are often babied by their parents.
This results in an end product such as yourself--timid, lost, lacking originality.
My advise to you is to do whatever your friends do--dress like them, act like them, talk like them, listen to the same music as them, etc. Just forget about 'real world' problems because people like you lack the ability and insight to deal with anything more complicated than 'what color should I wear with this eyeliner' or 'which end of the condom goes on first.'
Like I said--it's not your fault, it's your parents, your teachers--I'm sure if you beg just right daddy won't mind paying for a brand new therapist.
Then you can be exactly like the rest of your friends. Drugged up and fucking worthless.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:07:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I traded "Veni, Vidi, Vici" for "Veni, Vidi, Imbibi" a long time ago. Works great.
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:04:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The ONLY person you can look to for a sense of such gratitude is yourself.
After all - YOU choose your battles.
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:04:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
One thing I know for certain is that writing short, boring pieces of nothing on the internet will not conquer the world for you.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:02:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Is it too much to ask for just a touch, just a sense, of "I conquered that"?"""
why do you even care about conquering something?
play Risk or do some mountain climbing if you need to feel like a super woman.
Submitted by littlegirllost (user info) at 2007-02-12 15:00:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, JDL, you got me pegged. A few lines of thought and you have my whole life story.
I bet the ladies love you.
Submitted by JDL (user info) at 2007-02-12 14:57:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I bet you either a) still live with your mommy and daddy or b) at least require your parents to pay your credit card bill/rent/food/electricity/entertainment/clothing/tuition etc expenses.
Wow. I'm sure you'll conquer something, somewhere, someday.
Probably not. Go get fucked in the head.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-02-12 14:57:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sarah, this post sucks.
Submitted by JDL (user info) at 2007-02-12 14:55:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut the fuck up you fat assed stupid american fuck.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-02-12 14:50:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
BTW ; welcome to Über ...
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-12 14:49:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you never tried to conquer anything, as is apparent from the content posted here, so of course you DIDN'T conquer anything.
i fucking hate you, i guess.
now, show us your tits or get the fuck out.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-02-12 14:48:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"To and fro", "hither and yon".
I'll see that ten, and raise it to twelve dollars.
Carry on.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-02-12 14:45:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-02-12 14:37:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You are a winner . Just like me and the other 6 billion .
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-12 14:30:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is it too much to ask for just a touch, just a sense, of "I conquered that"?
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get married, and pump out a few yard apes, and then we'll talk
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-12 14:28:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I will give you ten dollars if you show me your tits.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-12 14:27:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Eat a cunt, cunt.