The serious threat of mercury. (472 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 1 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Kaelic <scarletranger.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2007-02-12 15:57:48 EST
Seriously, they're pretty nice cars. And that fucking girl in the commercials is hot.
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Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2007-03-15 22:31:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I KNOW
nothing like the mexican whores that sell cars here though
or esurance girl
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-12 19:09:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd drive it.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-02-12 16:54:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no wonder she's hot. You even said it your self, she's a "fucking girl"
Body Built to Fuck
(one of the qualities I look for in a woman)
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-02-12 16:32:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
She's got a good body but there's something about her chin that freaks me out. Too pointy. It makes the rest of her face look odd. Maybe it's just me.
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-02-12 16:23:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hey thats my cousin you douche bag :D get on MSN and woo me.
Submitted by JDL (user info) at 2007-02-12 16:22:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
When I'm in the market for a new car I always go with the brand that features the biggest tits.
It's the only way to be sure.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-12 16:05:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
we have a different Mercury chick, and she's even hotter than the one you show
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-12 16:03:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
nice one, scarlet ranger
keep gazing at your navel and half-assedly pondering life, it suits you better
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-02-12 16:00:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*waits on sailor moon*