Ubertines 07: This contest is plagued with Racism and Ignorance (1047 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.85 on 37 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Michael Jackson (View user info) at 2007-02-12 16:57:01 EST
Sorry Uber friends, no continuation to my totally awesome, non-gay Bartback Mountain story. Instead I, Michael Jackson, once again have to expose racist and ignorant people on Uber.
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2009-06-27 10:10:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I used to like the Uber MJ, like the real one minus the child abuse allegations etc.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-26 17:28:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-01 12:07:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
bonus points
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-14 07:28:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I mailed her my love juice once but it went rancid and was sent back to me for repackaging.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-14 07:11:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well yeah, it's CIRCE!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-02-14 07:04:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-14 06:22:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
I must clear this up though- I never joined Ubertines before. It was FUPA that was fixed in my favor until that Aussie MILF bested me! I'm innocent.
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We have an Aussie MILF here? Cool. Who is it? Just so I can leave my internet love juice in the form of +2's on their posts.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-14 06:22:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
MJ, I'm really sorry it had to turn out this way, but I didn't want to forfeit on you. And posting my childhood idol memorabilia was more emotional than I expected it to be.
I must clear this up though- I never joined Ubertines before. It was FUPA that was fixed in my favor until that Aussie MILF bested me! I'm innocent.
"The day goes slow like I am stuck in a hole" is one of the best lines ever. I wish he'd written that for me.
Happy Valentine's Day, Michael.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2007-02-14 00:40:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh surprise surprise, guess who's losing...
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-13 20:48:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-02-13 19:53:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Such ignorance!
I'm so sorry that you have to put up with this, Michael!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-13 13:08:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Valderamamilicious!
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-13 09:26:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-13 09:26:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
heh
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-02-13 05:40:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank-you MJ, for always speaking the truth.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-02-13 05:22:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I knew this competition was going to be rigged.
Orgasmagizmo you are lower than the turd I walked into the office this morning.
*shakes head in disgust*
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-02-12 21:13:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-02-12 20:24:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think it is very interesting that Adam and 'Michael' seem to be on the internet at the same time, *all* the time. if michael is danish.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2007-02-12 20:08:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-02-12 19:15:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
wait, I'm confused...is this your post?
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Only if it wins, to spite that evil racist cheating Orgasmatron.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-02-12 19:15:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wait, I'm confused...is this your post?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-02-12 18:50:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-02-12 18:34:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahhahahahahaaaa
FEZ!!!!
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2007-02-12 18:03:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Tootsie was a fantastic motion picture!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-12 18:03:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Would have been a +2 but you forgot to color the "RE:" section on the 6th and final e-mail. Details, woman, details. Merry-go-round sex later?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-12 17:50:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't you mean this:
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2007-02-12 17:35:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
I wear a helmet when I walk.
OR
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2007-02-11 09:21:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
My labia smell like haybales and turnips.
OR
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2007-01-19 21:07:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
I thought Tootsie was a fantastic motion picture.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2007-02-12 17:41:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck, that was supposed to be a 2
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2007-02-12 17:41:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I think I love you now. This was hilarious.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2007-02-12 17:35:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't you mean this:
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-12 17:24:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
I will have you know that I am racist.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-02-12 17:33:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*shuffles about aimlessly
TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES!
*runs
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-12 17:24:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I will have you know that I have gone to great lengths to make asians feel welcome here.
I even invited them all to come over on slow boats and enjoy our railroad games.
I mean reindeer games. F.
I AM A FRIEND TO THE YELLOW MAN, AND ONE DAY HOPE TO BANG HIS WIFE SO HARD HER EYES GO ROUND.
And if I'm THAT nice to the slopes, just imagine how I am to people of more tolerable colors.
Liar.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-12 17:12:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i vote for this entry, as i disapprove of racism
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-02-12 17:09:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2007-02-12 17:01:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-02-12 17:00:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
I fucking love MJ
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Oh Adam, I have felt so violated! <weeps> :<(
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-12 17:01:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you make me laugh AND i've masturbated to your photo.
Good times.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-02-12 17:00:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to listen to "Billy Jean" right fucking now
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-02-12 17:00:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SO! Omatron is horse87! It all comes out now, go say sorry to Jack! Now Omatron!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-02-12 17:00:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I fucking love MJ
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2007-02-12 16:58:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Racist and ignorant contest:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/98515