Ubertines '07: I Just Can't Stop Lovin' You (893 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.94 on 33 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Sacrilicious (View user info) at 2007-02-12 21:36:06 EST
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-11-06 16:58:50 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-02-14 10:45:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-14 06:12:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2007-02-13 00:34:53 (#)
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Is that an I heart Michael Jackson sporran?
Or a sac warmer or something?
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Sort of, yes. Do you recall the Jordache purse craze of the early 80s? Being a man, you probably do not. But who needs the Jordache horse when I could have this instead?
And yes, these items are actually mine from fourth gradish, photo taken last evening.
Lungfish- Every man should love his Sac *giggle*
Unabonger- agreed. I support shenanigan-free writing comps. But I had a busy-to-hellish couple of days and was destined to forfeit, when I realized it would be unfair to Michael..and besides, my story had to be told. And since it's non-fiction, I didn't have to wait for my muse or anything. Given the pairing, I found it an appropriate alternative to a forfeit.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-13 20:35:04 EST (#)
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Love my Sac.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-02-13 20:24:35 EST (#)
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I'll give you a two because I gave a 2 to MJ but you both should repost something lovey dovey or some butsecks or something.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-13 20:07:29 EST (#)
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amusing and unexpected
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-13 13:06:52 EST (#)
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You should've seen by the look in my eyes, baby
There was something missing
You should've known by the tone a' my voice, maybe
But you didn't listen
You played dead, but you never bled,
Instead you lay still in the grass, all coiled up and hissing
And though I know all about those men
Still I don't remember
Cause it was us, baby, ready for them
And we're still together
And I meant, every word I said
When I said that I love you, I meant that I'd love you forever
And I'm gonna keep on loving you
Cause it's the only thing I wanna do
I don't wanna sleep
I just wanna keep on loving you
And I meant, every word I said
When I said that I love you, I meant that I'd love you forever
And I'm gonna keep on loving you
Cause it's the only thing I wanna do
I don't wanna sleep
I just wanna keep on loving you
Baby I'm gonna keep on loving you
'Cause it's the only thing I wanna do
I don't wanna sleep, I just wanna keep on loving you
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-13 09:54:48 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-13 09:37:30 EST (#)
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Where did you come from lady
And ooh won't you take me there
Right away won't you baby
Tendoroni you've got to be
Spark my nature
Sugar fly with me
Don't you know now
Is the perfect time
We can make it right
Hit the city lights
Then tonight ease the lovin' pain
Let me take you to the max
I want to love you (P.Y.T.)
Pretty Young Thing
You need some lovin' (T.L.C.)
Tender lovin' care
And I'll take you there
I want to love you (P.Y.T.)
Pretty Young Thing
You need some lovin' (T.L.C.)
Tender lovin' care
And I'll shake you there
Anywhere you wanna go
Nothin' can stop this burnin'
Desire to be with you
Gotta get to you baby
Won't you come, it's emergency
Cool my fire yearnin'
Honey, come set me free
Don't you know now is the perfect time
We can dim the lights
Just to make it right
In the night
Hit the lovin' spot
I'll give you all that I've got
I want to love you (P.Y.T.)
Pretty Young Thing
You need some lovin' (T.L.C.)
Tender lovin' care
And I'll take you there
I want to love you (P.Y.T.)
Pretty Young Thing
You need some lovin' (T.L.C.)
Tender lovin' care
I'll take you there
Pretty young things, repeat after me
Sing na na na (na na na)
na na na na (na na na na)
na na na (na na na)
na na na na na (na na na na na)
I'll take you there
I want to love you (P.Y.T.)
Pretty Young Thing
You need some lovin' (T.L.C.)
Tender lovin' care
And I'll take you there
I want to love you (P.Y.T.)
Pretty Young Thing
You need some lovin' (T.L.C.)
Tender lovin' care
I'll take you there
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-02-13 07:20:04 EST (#)
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Not at all ignorant
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-02-13 05:30:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-02-13 01:16:16 (#)
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wtf is a sporran?
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The Scottish Idea to make men more 'Manly' by giving them a hand bag between their legs.
Most men already have their own swinging bag there and would find some sheeps stomach bag filled with mobile phones and a 'purse' uncomfortable when it hits ones bollocks.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-02-13 01:16:16 EST (#)
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wtf is a sporran?
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2007-02-13 00:34:53 EST (#)
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Is that an I heart Michael Jackson sporran?
Or a sac warmer or something?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-02-12 23:42:12 EST (#)
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O-Man it is.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-12 23:32:46 EST (#)
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Ooh O-Man's sexy math...mmm
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-12 23:22:46 EST (#)
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E( o )3 ?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-12 23:13:44 EST (#)
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<B
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-12 23:12:29 EST (#)
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Wait, can I just be "O-Man?"
There must have been an O-Man somewhere in Eternia.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-12 23:09:36 EST (#)
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Cool, I call Teela then!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-02-12 23:03:56 EST (#)
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Durrr, you all know what superhero I am. See D_R's posts; I'm the one with the great legs and short skirt.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-12 23:03:20 EST (#)
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I'll leave it up to you and coley to duke it out to determine who's She-Ra and who's Teela, then.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-02-12 23:02:39 EST (#)
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WOO!
Lishy, I don't know if you read my awesome blog post, but my camera died... RIP Camera Two *weep* so I can't properly document my receipt of your valentine package. However, feel free to properly document your receipt of mine.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-12 23:01:48 EST (#)
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I MEAN BEST VALENTINE EVAR
Coley, you're my hero.
O. you're my he-man.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-02-12 23:00:08 EST (#)
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oh, Otron: i moved all that kinkiness over to A_D's post. SO SRY, my bad and all that.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-12 22:59:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-02-12 22:58:02 (#)
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PS Lishy I'm officially single today.
*bats eyelashes*
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I believe I have a Y chromosome to add to this affair...
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-02-12 22:58:02 EST (#)
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PS Lishy I'm officially single today.
*bats eyelashes*
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-02-12 22:57:29 EST (#)
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HAHA
I love you.
this will be evidenced when you get my valentine package.
ooooh yeah
*chicka chicka*
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-12 22:30:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-02-12 21:52:22 (#)
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The truth is out...
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Many truths, actually:
1) I clearly do a lot of emailing, to which this post and MJ's can attest.
2) Women cannot be trusted with The Email of the Orgasmatron.
3) Left hand + ring + camwhore = Lishy's married.
4) My cult is totally taking off AND IS ALWAYS ACCEPTING NEW MEMBERS.
5) I have a sweet gmail account.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-02-12 22:04:38 EST (#)
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Eeeewww
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-02-12 21:52:22 EST (#)
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The truth is out...
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-12 21:47:38 EST (#)
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HA- Actually, it's mine. I'm a 5'0 tall woman. Pale and closeup, but a woman nonetheless.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-02-12 21:44:03 EST (#)
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Cute way to forfeit.
That picture is the hand of a man.
Not much of a man, from the look of it.
But a man nonetheless.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-12 21:37:17 EST (#)
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SHAMONE!
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