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Bart Cilfone Murdered?? (1029 hits)

Category: News

Rating: 1.38 on 34 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Matt Maiorano (View user info) at 2007-02-13 01:18:04 EST






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Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-02-13 16:17:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Harhar, I dare say.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-02-13 15:56:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-13 15:48:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

AHA! It was Col. Stabkill, in the Conservatory, with a lead pipe!

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-13 14:37:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Play this at his funeral:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kX9qcggRo18

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2007-02-13 14:19:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"Bart, bart, bart..." I say. "Put the gun down, Mr. Cilfone."


Uh... Edit: "Put the KNIFE down, Mr. Cilfone."



Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2007-02-13 14:18:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I plan on killing Bart. I can't get the thoughts out of my head... Him running/screaming/begging for his life as a knife goes into his chest.

"Please don't kill me." He begs while pulling the knife from his wound. He turns it on me to only be met with a gun staring at his face.

"Bart, bart, bart..." I say. "Put the gun down, Mr. Cilfone."

He drops to his knees, knife falling at his side. He beings to sob uncontrollably.

"Take death like a man, Bart. Stand the fuck up on your feet." I demand of him.

Bart slowly rises to his feet, sniffling back the snots running from his nose.

Blam. The gun goes off and Bart slumps to the ground. He's dead.


......

Oh man, I can't wait for this day to happen.

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-02-13 13:45:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

so you photoshopped a newspaper - do you want a medal?

Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2007-02-13 12:55:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-02-13 08:46:35 (#)
Ranking: 2

coffee is damn good with brown sugar.
------------------------------------------
Try it with nestle quick syrup.

mmmmmm - hot cup of orgasm.

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-02-13 10:43:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I have tried not to click on this all day as I didn't want to experience the pain.

I feel lost. It's like finding out the Easter Bunny doesn't exist all over again.

Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-02-13 10:30:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

OH MY!
why don't you just tell me god is dead or something matty. jesus!

Submitted by odin (user info) at 2007-02-13 10:07:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1



Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-13 09:41:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

OH NOES!

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-13 08:48:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

goddammit i meant stand FOR this

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-02-13 08:46:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

coffee is damn good with brown sugar.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-13 08:40:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Bob Dole's not going to stand on this. Bob Dole's tough on crime.

Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2007-02-13 08:38:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-02-13 05:52:35 (#)
Ranking: 0

He was an asshole anyway
-----------------------------

way to take it all in stride.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-13 08:01:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-02-13 07:55:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I have an alibi.
So does Method, since it was him that was raping me at the time.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-13 07:40:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Is he still going to shut it all down at 100,000 posts?

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-13 07:24:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-13 06:47:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hey ray you ever bother to read a newspaper?

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-02-13 06:46:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

does that mean Electro's in charge now?

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-02-13 06:30:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Dead guy below

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-02-13 05:52:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

He was an asshole anyway

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-02-13 04:01:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

next time learn how to space the words right, it might be more convincing....



...maybe





.prolly not

Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2007-02-13 03:42:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The New York Times? Pfft!

As if that cretinous berks death would make anything more than a line in the local parish paper.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-02-13 03:31:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

auto dead bart +2

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2007-02-13 03:14:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This looks like a case for...



Detective Dipshit!
(Coming to a theatre near you... maybe.)

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-13 03:05:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


bummer.


Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2007-02-13 02:59:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

IT WAS CAROL RICHARDS!


Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-02-13 02:36:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


Guys, come clean. Whom did it and why?

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-13 02:25:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-02-13 01:44:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Be my valentine.

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-13 01:29:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i didn't do it


Gee, if some snot-nosed little kid sent me to prison, the first thing
out, I'd find out where he lives, and tear him a new belly button.

-- Homer Simpson
Cape Feare