My Boss Stares At Me Like I'm A Retard - Audio Proof - Repost (4540 hits)
Category: Sound & MusicRating: 1.76 on 170 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (View user info) at 2007-02-13 02:20:36 EST
Since I started working in English, I can't count the number of times my boss stared at me or rolled his eyes while we are discussing any complex problem.
Whenever it's my turn to speak, I am stammering on 4th grade sentences like I have a disability. I am used to being made fun of even in French because i have distinct accent from my home region, but this is particularly bad.
I can't fucking speak this shit without being out of breath every three words (why does english require so much air, wtf?) and fumbling mid-sentence. :-(
After a number of recordings, here's my best performance, or lack of thereof, using a famous transcript (the TABARNAK was added upon request):
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-05-14 00:15:08 (#)
Ranking: -2
WOW, YOU FUCKED HIM TOO??
LETS SEE, GARY, DONKEY, AND NOW HIM.
WOW, YOU ARE A WHORE IN THE LITERAL SENSE.
EVER FUCK ANYONE YOU DIDN'T MEET ON THE INTERNET??
NO WONDER GUYS DON'T CALL YOU BACK
ALL DUDES FROM UBER SHOULD GO CAMPING I'M SURE CORRINE WILL FUCK AT LEAST HALF OF YOU, ALTHOUGH I DON'T THINK SHE'S VERY GOOD SINCE THEY NEVER COME BACK FOR SECONDS AND HIT ON OTHER CHICKS THE VERY NEXT DAY RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER!
YIKES, TRUTH IS BRUTAL.
Brutal_Is_The_Hardest_Word_Ever.wav (1 MB) [audio/wav]
User Reviews
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-08 17:23:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
why does english require so much air, wtf?)
That's why you foreigners all think we are fat.
We have huge lungs and diaphrams.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-08 17:22:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your screaming banshee impression needs work, froggy.
you make me sound almost sweet, like a bedtime story.
NOT WHAT I WAS GOING FOR AT ALL WHEN I WROTE THAT!!!!
hahahahahaha
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2008-04-01 21:07:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-03-06 17:32:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-09-14 17:55:59 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmmm. Missed this one the first time around.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-05 17:20:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-02 20:17:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-09-14 20:55:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmmm. Missed this one the first time around.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-09-08 08:53:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-09-08 07:14:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oops keyboard batteries died..most of my e's didnt show up
it was more cowbEll and agrEssion
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-09-08 07:13:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
needs mor cowbll...or aggrssion
i Was waaaay more Angry and menacing even just typing it!.
oh well lets do teh sex!!
actually i dont really want to fuck you, and you dont really want to fuck me....but
LET'S DO IT ANYWAY AND CALL IT MUTUAL RAPE!!!!!111!!21
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-06-26 16:16:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-03-16 22:55:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
but that's the beauty of it
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-03-16 22:51:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha, without the power of suggestion I couldn't understand a thing you were saying. Except for maybe "fuck" and "internet."
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-03-16 22:26:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by diavola (user info) at 2007-02-22 04:27:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
your voice makes me melt +10,000
just listened again...reiterate sentiments above
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-05 21:56:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-19 21:02:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hilarious.
It's amazing, I heard your ridiculous voice, made a conscious effort to alter my reading, and then went straight back to reading your reviews in an Australian accent.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-02-27 10:46:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You have a nice penis. I mean, I like the cock of your voice. I mean, nice dick, frenchie. I mean fuck cock cock balls fuck
I panicked.
Submitted by diavola (user info) at 2007-02-22 04:27:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
your voice makes me melt +10,000
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2007-02-19 21:25:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
teeHEEEE!!! *giggles like schoolgirl*
..It's alright.. I think you have a very nice voice. French accents don't bother me.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-19 21:02:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hilarious.
It's amazing, I heard your ridiculous voice, made a conscious effort to alter my reading, and then went straight back to reading your reviews in an Australian accent.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-02-19 21:01:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/98933 , take a look ! ;-)
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-02-18 05:59:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Days later this is still just so damn good. Though your throaty whispering still makes me feel like I should wash my ear afterwards. Which reminds me of how my buddy was telling me the other day how he accidentally blew his load in his girlfriend's ear. How the fuck do you manage that by accident?
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-02-16 05:56:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this was amazing.. if I could only get you to dictate all of my posts
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-02-15 23:19:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-02-15 18:54:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well you've come to the right place for your Boredom release.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-15 18:41:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Caul are you hard up for attention or what. ;) """
you could say that. or that i am BORED to death.
i really need a career change. i'd rather shovel horse shit than sitting in a padded cell at this point.
*cries corporate tears*
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-02-15 18:37:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-15 02:04:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
well then...RATE ME! http://www.ubersite.com/m/98724
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Caul are you hard up for attention or what. ;)
That aside I give you props for speaking another language. And at work? Impressive.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2007-02-15 11:56:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you Alain
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-15 11:11:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this is fantastic.
i only wish you could have screamed the 'TABARNAK' at full volume.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-02-15 02:03:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAH
I have no idea why, but this is hilarious.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2007-02-14 23:45:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sacre bleu!
I wish I could speak French :(
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-14 18:03:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh yeah?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/93362
freak, get lost
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-14 17:54:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-14 17:50:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
too bad, i had deleted the email the day before jonnyx started sending me threats that he knew where i lived or something.
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what are you talking about, I never threatened you. I actually like you, I was only joking, I am sorry if you thought it was a threat, but I assure you, I genuinely meant no ill-will to you.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-02-14 11:32:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You own. The reading selection was particularly classic as well.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2007-02-14 09:48:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
NOW SAY "NUCLEAR VESSELS"
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-02-14 09:40:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow. Now that's some funny shit.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-14 09:20:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-13 21:23:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
J'ai envie de j'aie été un phare sur un train allant le nord
J'ai envie de j'aie été un phare sur un train allant le nord
Je monterais ma lumière par la pluie fraîche du Colorado
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Why did you translate the lyrics to I Know You Rider into French?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-02-14 01:52:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-13 17:34:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
you look like a token US marine
I WANNA FUCK YOU
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im all youers.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-02-14 00:11:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your grasp of English is excellent, better than many people whose first language is English.
I think your boss is an asshole, but I seriously hate bosses right now. Maybe he should learn to read lips, or, better yet, you can email him.
I think it's sad when people are pressured to learn to speak without an accent. I live in Hollywood and know many people who've taken lessons to lose their beautiful accents so they could get acting jobs. People with a Southern drawl are considered "stupid" and are even overlooked for regular jobs. I think your voice is very sexy. You know, there is a lot of money to be made in the phone sex industry, and no idiot will be rolling their eyes at you.... ;)
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-02-13 23:43:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-13 13:59:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
"Do it...douçement. Do it...very slowly."
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Ha...perfect quote.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-13 22:28:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Free rape... yes! I knew there was a reason to keep coming back to this trainwreck of a website.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-13 22:27:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
link doesn't work
Submitted by Manitou (user info) at 2007-02-13 22:23:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.rip.tv/video/watch/782/
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-13 22:12:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
his sentences make no sense gramatically or literally, don't sweat it.
if you wanna sweat, resist when i rape you! >:-D
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-13 21:49:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I got the future and imperfect tenses confused in that second sentence.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-13 21:45:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-13 21:23:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
J'ai envie de j'aie été un phare sur un train allant le nord
J'ai envie de j'aie été un phare sur un train allant le nord
Je monterais ma lumière par la pluie fraîche du Colorado
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Ok... I shall attempt to translate this without any help...
I want of I was a ??? on a train going north.
I went up my light by the fresh(?) rain of Colorado.
Ok... My translation makes no sense. My French is shit, but I'll get there eventually.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-13 21:23:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
J'ai envie de j'aie été un phare sur un train allant le nord
J'ai envie de j'aie été un phare sur un train allant le nord
Je monterais ma lumière par la pluie fraîche du Colorado
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-13 21:15:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tres drole.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-02-13 21:09:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is awesome.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-13 21:00:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-13 15:33:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-13 15:30:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
tabarnak de saint-sacrament de calisse c'est avenant!
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who teach u those?
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in high school French class, we learn whole lists of french curses/swearings etc
Submitted by aldenso (user info) at 2007-02-13 20:52:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ending every sentence in a higher pitch than you started doesn't make it any better.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-13 19:47:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
t t t t
a a a a
b b b b
a a a a
r r r r
n n n n
a a a a
k k k k
DANSER TABARNAK!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-13 19:03:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i was always the opposite with french/spanish/german i could speak it a lot better than i could write it.
it's the opposite with english funnily enough.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-02-13 18:58:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha, I didn't read the post first, just clicked the link. You almost make that review better than it already was!
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2007-02-13 18:44:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bof. Pas mal.
Probably not the ideal monologue, as there's... well, absolutely no punctuation, so no wonder you run out of breath.
I'm amazed though at the vast canyon between your writing and speaking in english. I wouldn't worry about it though; it'll come.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-02-13 18:38:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-13 18:22:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
CHAUD CHAUD CHAUD
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-13 18:19:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2007-02-13 13:07:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-13 12:58:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-02-13 12:45:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Bobby! What's the french for va va voom?
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WTF DOES THAT MEAN?!
btw, did you inquire my request on that youtube vid or did i ask the wrong person?
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Hahaha beaten to it
I DID IT FIRST CUNTS
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-02-13 18:02:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
brave.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-02-13 18:01:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You should also post another voicewhore of you singing Aerosmith - Walk This Way
That would make for quite a lark.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-02-13 18:00:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I had a Belgian roommate. Do you, by any chance, pronounce "BLOODY" as "BLÜDY"?
Submitted by phauna (user info) at 2007-02-13 17:43:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You have to do more skill work. For someone who writes so well in English, your pronunciation sucks arse.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-13 17:42:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Please record yourself reciting a Dr Cox rant. kthnxbye.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-13 17:30:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ridiculous?
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-13 17:28:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny though. You SOUND like a nice person.
Nothing at all like you write.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-13 17:27:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Heh. This is fucking hilarious.
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2007-02-13 17:21:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that is ridiculous.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2007-02-13 17:00:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Record yourself singing this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdlPuclC2oI
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-13 16:43:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2007-02-13 16:38:30 (#)
Ranking: 1
TETES A CLAQUES!LOLZ http://www.tetesaclaques.tv/video.php?vid=22
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I dunno why everyone likes the Têtes à Claques...they are so unfunny.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-13 16:41:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2007-02-13 16:38:30 (#)
Ranking: 1
That doesn't sound like a quebecois accent...wtf?
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well that's how i sound. i'm not from montreal. i'm from lac st-jean, so there's a big difference.
not every quebecois sounds like a retard from Hochelaga-Maisonneuve when he speaks english.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2007-02-13 16:38:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
That doesn't sound like a quebecois accent...wtf?
TETES A CLAQUES!LOLZ http://www.tetesaclaques.tv/video.php?vid=22
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-13 16:28:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-02-13 16:13:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
It's pretty much like your reviews on my posts...it made absolutely no sense and I couldn't understand a word of it.
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-05-02 22:20:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
Maybe one day I'll wake up and realize it was just me after all...some
malfunction in my brain that caused a general paranoia directed at my
21st century militarized government. Maybe I'm just a product of
something I did to myself as a kid.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-06-08 16:50:38 (#)
Ranking: 1
Actually I should mention I was prescribed Paxil for what was diagnosed as 'anxiety disorder'.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-02-13 16:24:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i laughed.
my french teacher told me to quit. i can't link my words.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-02-13 16:22:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-13 16:20:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-02-13 16:17:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
you did that just so the uber womenz would want to fuck you in the larynx.
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haha, no kidding - just think Caul, you can have your pick of ANY fat American girl you talk to!
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Uber womenz = fat
all of us
every single last one
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-02-13 16:22:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
'ee paint ze spots on 'is skin so 'ee can be like ze leopard but everyone know, 'ee is a 'ippo.
damn, I swear if my microphone worked, I'd redo your audio in my French accent and it would sound exactly the same.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-13 16:20:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-02-13 16:17:33 (#)
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you did that just so the uber womenz would want to fuck you in the larynx.
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haha, no kidding - just think Caul, you can have your pick of ANY fat American girl you talk to!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-02-13 16:17:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you did that just so the uber womenz would want to fuck you in the larynx.
want to learn how to pronounce English? Watch American westerns and imitate a southern accent. You won't ever get it right but it'll teach you to stop sounding so French...as is it's hard to understand you.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-02-13 16:13:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's pretty much like your reviews on my posts...it made absolutely no sense and I couldn't understand a word of it.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-02-13 16:02:40 EST (#)
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based on the fine judgement of ubersite, i thought i better listen to this
i have to admit the 'yikes' made me chuckle
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2007-02-13 16:02:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
For some reason I always thought he probably sounded like the Gray Poupon guy...guess not
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-02-13 15:42:02 EST (#)
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All I could hear is gay.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-13 15:33:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-13 15:30:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
tabarnak de saint-sacrament de calisse c'est avenant!
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who teach u those?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-13 15:30:25 EST (#)
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ahahahhahahah
tabarnak de saint-sacrament de calisse c'est avenant!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-13 15:18:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
uh-bèr-seet = TRES MODERNE
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-13 15:06:25 EST (#)
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i normally say uh-bèr-seet but i was trying to sound anglo, you know?
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-02-13 15:05:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're so charming ! Great to hear what you sound like ! Au revoir .
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-02-13 15:04:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
'ou-bersite' i say.
Berty says 'yoooouubasite'
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-13 14:59:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-02-13 14:22:42 (#)
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The best part about this is Youber.
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isn't that how it's pronunced?
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2007-02-13 14:55:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-02-13 14:50:43 (#)
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you sound so.....french. I imagined you sitting there with the beret and the cigarette with the holder thingy and a cappuccino while you said this.
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Hau, Hau, Hauuuu!!!
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-02-13 14:50:43 EST (#)
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you sound so.....french. I imagined you sitting there with the beret and the cigarette with the holder thingy and a cappuccino while you said this.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2007-02-13 14:44:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
He is probably thinking "What a Bloc Québécois piece of shit. Where is Bill O'Reilly when you need him?"
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-02-13 14:27:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-02-13 14:22:42 EST (#)
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The best part about this is Youber.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-02-13 14:16:05 EST (#)
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Apparently I have no idea how to pronounce Tabarnak.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-13 14:09:50 EST (#)
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since i was granted internet access at work, i haven't worked a single minute.
i need to change career, this is so boring.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-13 13:59:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Do it...douçement. Do it...very slowly."
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-02-13 13:49:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think your voice is very pretty.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-02-13 13:48:30 EST (#)
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You know, I think I'm going to use this for my voice mail greeting.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-13 13:42:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://youtube.com/watch?v=61DRhl9xyYA&mode=related&search=
I FOUND IT! LOL
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-13 13:38:24 EST (#)
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Also Known As:
Prince in New York (Europe: English title) (video title)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094898/
HA! I loved that movie.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-13 13:34:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-13 13:16:59 (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-13 13:11:46 (#)
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VIDAL SASSOON
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i prefer the Soul Glow ad in Prince in New York.
SOUL GLOOOOOOOOOW!
I used to sing this while fixing my hair when I was a kid.
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Post a .wav file of yourself singing that song. Well, just the high "just let your soul glow" part.
I'll be your bestest internet friend if you do.
"Prince in New York?" Your translated film titles are adorable. Try "Coming to America," only don't actually come to the U.S. yourself. Kthx.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-13 13:33:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn, dude... just... damn.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-13 13:16:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-13 13:11:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
VIDAL SASSOON
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i prefer the Soul Glow ad in Prince in New York.
SOUL GLOOOOOOOOOW!
I used to sing this while fixing my hair when I was a kid.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-13 13:14:07 EST (#)
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what kind of weird ad is this?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-02-13 13:13:00 EST (#)
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HEY BOBBY!
I think i'll start every review of a Caul post with that from now on.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-13 13:11:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
VIDAL SASSOON
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2007-02-13 13:07:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-13 12:58:09 (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-02-13 12:45:38 (#)
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Hey Bobby! What's the french for va va voom?
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WTF DOES THAT MEAN?!
btw, did you inquire my request on that youtube vid or did i ask the wrong person?
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Hahaha beaten to it
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-13 13:05:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Va+Va+Voom!
finally.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-02-13 13:04:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-13 12:58:09 (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-02-13 12:45:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Bobby! What's the french for va va voom?
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WTF DOES THAT MEAN?!
btw, did you inquire my request on that youtube vid or did i ask the wrong person?
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wrong person
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2WksaKKPIA There you go Caul
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2007-02-13 13:01:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Say "vavavoom"
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-13 13:00:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-13 02:22:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
that is my most favorite review ever on ubersite.
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mine too, and he added the TABARNAK at the end...oh man, this post is so worthy of an UberBukkake session of +2s, this really belongs on Best Ever.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-13 12:58:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-02-13 12:45:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Bobby! What's the french for va va voom?
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WTF DOES THAT MEAN?!
btw, did you inquire my request on that youtube vid or did i ask the wrong person?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-13 12:49:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ribbit
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-02-13 12:45:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Bobby! What's the french for va va voom?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-02-13 12:42:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
TABERNAC
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-02-13 12:35:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-13 02:50:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
It's official: I'm jealous of your voice.
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2007-02-13 12:30:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You don't sound anything like I expected. At all.
Maybe if we let you into Ontario you can come out with me and my friends and we'll help you learn some english.
If we can stop swooning.
Which I doubt we can.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-13 12:04:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-13 11:53:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
seriously.
nothing is better than this.
the reviews are ace too.
Hey Bobby! What's the french for va va voom?
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va voom as in hair styling products?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-13 11:57:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to masturbate to this tonight
God this is so funny
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-13 11:53:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
seriously.
nothing is better than this.
the reviews are ace too.
Hey Bobby! What's the french for va va voom?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-13 11:51:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-13 02:42:26 (#)
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Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-02-13 02:33:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude that was awesome! Though you do sound totally gay and after that it made me feel like a dude had leaned in way to close trying to whisper to me and violated my ear. Still auto +2 for Tabarnack.
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i sound like i'm whispering because the obese cunt living above me always complain about late night noise. she said she hears my music, even though i use headphones. it's like she's sleeping with a stethoscope on her floor to make sure she hears the fwaping of my masturbation sessions. """
*dies*
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-13 11:49:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yikes! twuth is bwutaaal!
you foooked eeeem too?
nice work caul old egg nice work.
i think this is now my favourite non-electro ubersite post.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-13 11:47:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-02-13 03:59:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
I PUT LAMBORGHINI DOORS ON THAT ESC0LADE, LO PROS SO LO ITS LIKE IM RIDIN ON BLADES.\ """
ahahahah
most absurdly funny question ever: why does english take so much air?
now to download and listen..............
*unzips trousers*
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-02-13 11:35:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahhaha....so French it almost sounds German.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-13 10:39:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-02-13 03:59:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
I PUT LAMBORGHINI DOORS ON THAT ESC0LADE, LO PROS SO LO ITS LIKE IM RIDIN ON BLADES.\
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???
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-13 10:38:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by vergedor (user info) at 2007-02-13 08:43:04 (#)
Ranking: 1
Essaye d'imiter des acteurs dans des scènes de films ou d'émissions de télé anglaise en essayant d'exagrérer l'accent anglais
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j'y arrive pas. ma bouche suit pas. je suis capable pendant 3 mots et ensuite je me met à cafouiller. je viens du lac st-jean, quand même :-P
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-02-13 10:21:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ok it's still hot though.
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-02-13 10:21:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this sounds very german caul. as far as a remember about quebec you guys all sounded like pepe le peu not the reporter from KMFDM.
HAU RUCK!
RUCK ZUCK!
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-02-13 10:18:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
HAIL Caul
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-02-13 10:01:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-13 09:45:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
I am SO going to splice this audio recording and weave it into a techno mix.
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That would be supremely awesome!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-13 09:45:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am SO going to splice this audio recording and weave it into a techno mix.
Submitted by vergedor (user info) at 2007-02-13 08:43:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Salut caulain,
ouin, on reconnait bien l'accent québécois. Essaye d'imiter des acteurs dans des scènes de films ou d'émissions de télé anglaise en essayant d'exagrérer l'accent anglais. Ca a bien marché pour moi, mon accent est moins problématique qu'avant.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-02-13 08:12:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, thats pretty much exactly how I imagined you to sound.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-02-13 07:52:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
say chowder! say it, frenchie! say chowder!
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-02-13 07:49:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You speak so slowly and deliberately. Good though, and you have a very nice voice.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-02-13 07:32:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-13 07:16:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
that was so hot
THAT was so hot.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-13 07:23:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't have sound, but I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt until I can hear it. *Notes openly that I may call this gayer than gay*
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-13 07:19:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You sound gayer than I expected.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-13 07:16:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that was so hot
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-02-13 05:03:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.hotprisonpals.com/
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-02-13 03:59:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I PUT LAMBORGHINI DOORS ON THAT ESC0LADE, LO PROS SO LO ITS LIKE IM RIDIN ON BLADES.\
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-02-13 03:56:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You sound like you could do books on tape.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2007-02-13 03:09:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-13 03:06:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
i don't know how to reproduce.
alert alert I've found a frankthebear alter
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-13 03:06:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
kohl-anh-koor
anh being a nasal i don't know how to reproduce.
i'm off to bed.
i'll dream about electro for sure.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-13 03:02:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
By the way, how do you pronounce your username? In my head it sounds like "kohl-ayn-cor", is that anything close?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-02-13 02:50:31 EST (#)
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Maybe come over to London for a while.. I always find my language skills are best helped by being in said country.
Still think you don't need to though. Love your voice.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-13 02:50:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's official: I'm jealous of your voice.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-13 02:48:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
See, the problem is, you sound too soothing in this version. I'd love to hear this in a bitchy, shrill, and effeminant vocal intonation. """
that's how my voice sounds even if i talk louder...it's muffled (too much semen in the larynx). i don't sound effeminate when i scream. only if i dress up...WHHAT?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-13 02:46:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
watch more movies in english??
read books in english outloud?
get some remedial esl tapes maybe. you're a smart dude. you'll figure it out.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-02-13 02:45:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You have a radio announcer's voice.
May I make a request?
Ok, could you redo this at some point? See, the problem is, you sound too soothing in this version. I'd love to hear this in a bitchy, shrill, and effeminant vocal intonation.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-13 02:45:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
fabulous won't make me save face in business meetings while discussing matters that require more than mystiamoon's vocabluary.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-13 02:44:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-02-13 02:38:31 (#)
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EFFAR FUCK ANYONE YOU DEEDTON MEET ON DEE EENTARNECHT?
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how fitting...have you ever?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-02-13 02:44:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Be proud of your accent - you sound fabulous, Caul
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-13 02:42:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-02-13 02:33:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude that was awesome! Though you do sound totally gay and after that it made me feel like a dude had leaned in way to close trying to whisper to me and violated my ear. Still auto +2 for Tabarnack.
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i sound like i'm whispering because the obese cunt living above me always complain about late night noise. she said she hears my music, even though i use headphones. it's like she's sleeping with a stethoscope on her floor to make sure she hears the fwaping of my masturbation sessions.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-13 02:41:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-13 02:18:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
You sound far more french than I would have imagined, probably because your written english is very good, (apart from the odd idiom). I expected the accent to come through on a couple of words (like my dad, who is from manchester but ALMOST has an aussie accent).
You sound like Thierry Henry. Post a clip of you saying "Yes, I thought we played quite well, and to come here and get a result like that is very good" and I think the illusion would be complete.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-02-13 02:39:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can hear Lisa's pissflaps when there's a strong breeze.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-02-13 02:38:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
EFFAR FUCK ANYONE YOU DEEDTON MEET ON DEE EENTARNECHT?
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-13 02:34:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha, maybe it sounds a bit queer next to "catholic church." But no, it's accurate.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-13 02:33:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wow you are way frencher sounding than i thought. and yet far better at english than i am at french.
you were completely understandable though.
that was GREAT.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-02-13 02:33:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude that was awesome! Though you do sound totally gay and after that it made me feel like a dude had leaned in way to close trying to whisper to me and violated my ear. Still auto +2 for Tabarnack.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-13 02:33:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
tightly controlled...does that sound gay or is it proper?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-13 02:32:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-13 02:26:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
Which meaning of tabernacle and why is it a curse?
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the bible meaning. quebecerers were tightly controlled by the Catholic Church up to the sixties (see Quiet Revolution) so anything related to religion was a curse.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2007-02-13 02:28:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I won't lie, I got an erection while listening to that
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-13 02:26:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I do miss old trout lips.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-13 02:26:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Which meaning of tabernacle and why is it a curse?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-13 02:25:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
though i doubt i caught her spirit in my performance
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-13 02:24:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-13 02:22:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
that is my most favorite review ever on ubersite.
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in the context at the time, it was magnificient
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-13 02:23:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-13 02:22:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
What does it mean?
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it means tabernacle...a local curse
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-13 02:22:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that is my most favorite review ever on ubersite.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-13 02:22:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What does it mean?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-13 02:21:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
tabarnak isn't fun to say if you can't scream.