Fat people: seriously STFU (1319 hits)
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Submitted by scum101 (View user info) at 2007-02-13 07:03:08 EST
I've been living with some fat people since I got kicked out of my house (not for domestic violence jonnyX) and they are seriously fat. They are a couple and they are the most grotesque couple I could ever have the displeasure to watch forning over each other like a pair of rosy-cheeked hippos.
He is a caricature of a jolly fat man and she is basically a penis away from being a long distance trucker.
The thing that bothers me is that they laugh, scorn and ridicule other fat people, on TV of course because being so horrendously fat and ugly they would never have the confidence to do that face to face. It's so hypocritical, how can they make fun of obese people when they barely move off the couch?
You're fucking unhealthy you chubby bastards, go out and take a run, play a sport, eat some celery just for Christ's sake stop eating as much and spending 45 minutes deciding what disgustingly greasy meal you are going to cook for you and your walrus of a girlfriend.
FAT PEOPLE ARE NOT HAPPY.
It's impossible, how can you be happy knowing people look at you and think you're a putrid example of homosapian, wishing they didn't have to burn there eyes watching you sweat pork chops in your moo moo? How can you be happy with a heart attack imminent and boning a girl heavier than you?
Fat people, seriously STFU and sort your pathetic lives out.
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Submitted by God_Is_My_Mate (user info) at 2007-05-30 09:50:57 EDT (#)
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Butt
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-04-20 17:44:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by zxcvvcxz (user info) at 2007-02-14 08:07:32 EST (#)
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The worst part about some fat pepole is when they say its not their fault. There are billions of programs and diets and machines these days, there's no excuse for it. Wanna lose weight? Put down the fork and go pick up a treadmill.
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The worst part about some thin people is when they're thin only because of genes or metabolism, and they are totally lazy and eat just as much shitty food as fat people, but they still rag on fat people and take credit for being thin, even though they don't do shit. They're like a smoker with no lung cancer bitching at another smoker who has lung cancer, saying they deserved it because they smoke.
Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2007-04-20 17:15:42 EDT (#)
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fat people eat too much
Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2007-04-20 17:07:44 EDT (#)
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skrapmetal...very well said. Talk about biting the hand that feeds you. (No pun intended.)
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2007-04-20 16:37:31 EDT (#)
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he pretty much right. fat dudes don't get the hot poon.
-BongZilla
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-20 16:18:11 EDT (#)
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I like how JonnyX digs through old posts and plops out what he considers to be a zinger.
Nice one, fella. Way to keep current.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-20 15:53:59 EDT (#)
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oops, I guess he finally DID get picked up on that domestic violence warrant, after all.
Submitted by zxcvvcxz (user info) at 2007-02-14 08:07:32 EST (#)
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The worst part about some fat pepole is when they say its not their fault. There are billions of programs and diets and machines these days, there's no excuse for it. Wanna lose weight? Put down the fork and go pick up a treadmill.
Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2007-02-14 07:52:33 EST (#)
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at least you learned something fatty
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-14 07:31:09 EST (#)
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sry imo stfu now
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-14 07:30:58 EST (#)
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hahah less of a person
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-14 07:30:41 EST (#)
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this post makes me feel bad but is pretty much true
:'( @ me for being less of a person because I am morbidly obese
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2007-02-14 07:00:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by ticklish_squirrel (user info) at 2007-02-13 13:05:37 (#)
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I concure. I'm fit, it takes some fucking work, but I'm fit. Fat people have no fucking self control whatsoever. Seriously though - it's ALL their parents fault! They encourage unhealthy eating habits from the get-go. Take a look around - Overweight kids ALWAYS have overweight parents!
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Ever heard of genetics?
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2007-02-13 15:48:26 EST (#)
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"basically a penis away from being a long distance trucker"
That's funny, I don't care who you are...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-13 15:13:02 EST (#)
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i'm an apologist of child molestation, is that ok?
it's not their faults if those 12 years old look legal.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-13 14:59:06 EST (#)
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...it really is isn't it?
hehe.
Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2007-02-13 14:41:35 EST (#)
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it's all good fun rob.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-13 14:30:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-02-13 14:01:34 (#)
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Horseshit there are apologists here for EVERYTHING. Muslims, feminism bullshit, general ultra-liberalism bordering on socialism or even communism - you name it they're here. Shit, some people even encourage ETS's nonsensical conspiracy theory ramblings. This place a cesspool in terms for fostering stupid ideas.
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haha...
Yeah, and don't forget the apologists for continued right wing idiocy, the United States War machine, corruption and global manipulation.
Shit, some people even encourage racism and intolerance.
This place is a cesspool that allows stupidity to fester.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-02-13 14:01:34 EST (#)
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Horseshit there are apologists here for EVERYTHING. Muslims, feminism bullshit, general ultra-liberalism bordering on socialism or even communism - you name it they're here. Shit, some people even encourage ETS's non-sensical conspiracy theory ramblings. This place a cesspool in terms for fostering stupid ideas.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-02-13 12:50:45 (#)
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Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-02-13 12:21:38 (#)
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You won't get any love here - there are tons of fat apologists on this site. Actually they're just apologists period - rail anything that deserves railing and in come the bleeding hearts in their defense...
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There are very few apologists here for anything other than obesity and I will give you one guess as to why that is.
Submitted by ticklish_squirrel (user info) at 2007-02-13 13:05:37 EST (#)
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I concure. I'm fit, it takes some fucking work, but I'm fit. Fat people have no fucking self control whatsoever. Seriously though - it's ALL their parents fault! They encourage unhealthy eating habits from the get-go. Take a look around - Overweight kids ALWAYS have overweight parents!
p.s. I apologize for the mini-rant.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2007-02-13 13:02:08 EST (#)
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why are you worrying about stuff like
this when you could be solving
real problems of the world
like just who exactly is DannieLynn's father?
get busy.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-02-13 12:50:45 EST (#)
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I think it's stupid to take this attitude with people who are giving you a place to stay, but whatever. You're right either way.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-02-13 12:21:38 (#)
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You won't get any love here - there are tons of fat apologists on this site. Actually they're just apologists period - rail anything that deserves railing and in come the bleeding hearts in their defense...
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There are very few apologists here for anything other than obesity and I will give you one guess as to why that is.
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-02-13 12:34:01 EST (#)
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so youre angry that the fat people you live with who are fat by their own faults and, as i take it, you decided to come on uber and tell people that youre angry becuase the fat people -who took you in and let you live with them- being fat. get a life, vent to a friend, buy a fuckin house but dont bring that shit here, we already have enough drama.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-13 12:32:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Manitou (user info) at 2007-02-13 08:40:54 (#)
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(not for domestic violence jonnyX)
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
JOHNNY DID YOU FIRE UP THE STALK-O-MATIC AGAIN
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hee hee, you know me too well, my brotha...
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-02-13 12:21:38 EST (#)
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You won't get any love here - there are tons of fat apologists on this site. Actually they're just apologists period - rail anything that deserves railing and in come the bleeding hearts in their defense...
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-02-13 12:19:51 EST (#)
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sort your fuckin' life out mate!
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-02-13 12:09:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2007-02-13 10:36:12 (#)
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i don't write funny stories, i merely use my life experiences to show how i am better than most of you shmoes.
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Saying you're better than most uberians is like saying you can bench more than most dead downer babies.
Submitted by Montucky (user info) at 2007-02-13 11:33:41 EST (#)
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For thinking that happiness depends on what others think
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-02-13 10:46:54 EST (#)
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i don't write funny stories, i merely use my life experiences to show how i am better than most of you shmoes.
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Well, this certainly proved THAT.
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-13 10:41:53 EST (#)
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i enjoyed this.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-13 10:41:25 EST (#)
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she is basically a penis away from being a long distance trucker. """
hahahhaha
Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2007-02-13 10:36:12 EST (#)
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i don't write funny stories, i merely use my life experiences to show how i am better than most of you shmoes.
Submitted by Hagard (user info) at 2007-02-13 10:32:18 EST (#)
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Could have been better...
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2007-02-13 10:07:28 EST (#)
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The title had so much potential.
Submitted by odin (user info) at 2007-02-13 10:03:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2007-02-13 09:12:48 EST (#)
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no, you just made me think you are a pathetic fatman who looks up to the people on this website and copies what they do to try and seem to be with the "in crowd" when in reality he sits at home masturbating to the trolls in the uberdirectory and imagining a mercy fuck from them.
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2007-02-13 09:06:12 EST (#)
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-fin-
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2007-02-13 09:04:58 EST (#)
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Yes, exactly... howd u git 2 b so smrt?
Did I hurt you? Don't cry. Please don't cry. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. Forgive me...
Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2007-02-13 09:01:18 EST (#)
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you pity my user number, or what? still doesn't explain why you did it, to try and look "uber cool" infront of your peers?
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-13 08:59:10 EST (#)
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maybe they'll find this and kick you out. that'd be kinda funny.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-02-13 08:57:37 EST (#)
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I'm fat and I'm happy and I don't care whether you have an opinion on my size, much less what that opinion might be. You, on the other hand, seem upset and somewhat obsessed with judgement and the appearance of others.
Stress is bad for you, you know. Getting kicked out of your house, having to sponge a place from people who you obviously cannot stand because you are apparently incapable of making your own way in the world and must rely on others for your basic needs... these things can take years off your life.
On the other hand, enjoying a steak and a beer at the bar next to the pool in your house while watching the sun set through the palm trees and realizing that all this is made possible by my and my wife's hard work and well-directed effort; that's relaxing and adds years to my life.
I believe I win.
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2007-02-13 08:57:32 EST (#)
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Yes, I do, actually.
I pity you.
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2007-02-13 08:56:09 EST (#)
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Not to mention I'm not a free-loading piece of shit.
You're a guest in someone's home, and what do you do?
You slam them for being pathetic and unhappy...
Pardon me fagstick, but who's really unhappy and pathetic?
Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2007-02-13 08:54:58 EST (#)
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do you feel somehow like a bigger man now that you have pasted my user info here? what exactly are you trying to prove/say?
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2007-02-13 08:50:22 EST (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about scum101
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Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2007-02-13 08:45:14 EST (#)
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Ahem... ugly fat person? You mean healthy, physically fit, mentally sound with an IQ of 160.
I can leg press your entire family.
Submitted by Manitou (user info) at 2007-02-13 08:40:54 EST (#)
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(not for domestic violence jonnyX)
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
JOHNNY DID YOU FIRE UP THE STALK-O-MATIC AGAIN
Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2007-02-13 08:25:30 EST (#)
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unhealthy ugly fat person below
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2007-02-13 08:23:37 EST (#)
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For once, a handle true to life.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-13 08:08:12 EST (#)
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I like
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2007-02-13 07:56:09 EST (#)
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Shit post, but I agree.
Prepare the death camps for the fatocide!
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2007-02-13 07:48:05 EST (#)
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Always value the opinion of a person who was thrown out of their own house.
Although, I do agree.
Submitted by vergedor (user info) at 2007-02-13 07:33:16 EST (#)
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Finally. Someone who speaks the truth. If you going to be obese for the rest of your life cause you supposedly "accept it" and are "happy" anyway STFU about it... don't ever complain about it, do not slow us down, dont't look for our pity and don't talk about other fat people.
What often hurts the feeling of obese people is the look of disdain they get from strangers... and opinions similar to those expressed in this post. Simple solution: lose fat and stay slim OR ignore these opinions cause you are the 2% obese that have a health problem causing obesity.
The other 98% are obese cause you eat and watch TV when you are bored. And you get bored each and every single day. When coached to lose wait, most of you are incredibly stubborn in your laziness and never ever want to feel even minute amounts of pain or discomfort. Basically you are willing to trade your health and your looks for the benefits of comfort, absence of pain and lazyness.
As Dr. Robert Anthony once said: "When it becomes more suffering to stay the same than to change, you will change." So I hope you feel enough pain from these comments to get rid of your unhealthy lifestyle once and for all.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-02-13 07:31:21 EST (#)
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true, but overall shitty
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-13 07:20:49 EST (#)
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He is a caricature of a jolly fat man and she is basically a penis away from being a long distance trucker.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-02-13 07:15:12 EST (#)
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how can they make fun of obese people when they barely move off the couch?
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People shouldn't laugh at others until they have tried it themselves. Like homo sexuals; I laugh at them a lot.
oops!1one ! lolz