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TTOM Productions Presents: Shlonganator (1140 hits)

Category: None
Labels: tribute

Rating: 1.78 on 50 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Labels:

Submitted by boTTOM of the barrel (View user info) at 2007-02-13 10:44:26 EST




In the time it took to make this I reincarnated again.JPG (779 kB)

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User Reviews


Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-11 16:07:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

STILL a BUahauahauahauahahah classic.

Submitted by kan1729 (user info) at 2007-02-19 11:17:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Ahem. bleh.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-18 11:48:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This is about all I can type without severe pain.

And, I lost what little sense of humor I had in Tahoe.

Submitted by TheScaryGuy11 (user info) at 2007-02-15 17:11:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"Blammo!"

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-02-15 02:19:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The OMan is sexy with the gun.

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-14 03:41:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I really don't think I have rated your stuff enough. Trust me, when I was a lurker I thought your posts were top notch and now I can rate I cannot be fucked going through your back catalogue

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-02-13 23:52:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You are fucking funny.

Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2007-02-13 21:13:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Uber had 30000 users in 2004?

*Keanu Reeves whoooooa*

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-02-13 21:04:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-02-13 13:28:41 (#)
Ranking: 2

Is that stupid shlongy fuck really that old?
*********************
1) Shlongy is far from stupid.
2) Shlongy is 11 years younger than I.
3) STFU, Homer.


Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-02-13 19:44:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

And deprive the rest of us, 'Licious?


*pout* not fair.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-13 18:59:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sometimes I wish I hadn't posted my favorite photo from my Orgasmashrine on Uber.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-13 18:36:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-02-13 13:28:41 (#)
Ranking: 2

Is that stupid shlongy fuck really that old?
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older than that

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-13 18:32:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-02-13 16:24:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Damn ! Again , good stuff !


Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-02-13 16:21:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-02-13 15:25:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for Jade with that awesome hair!

Also I just wanna say that Terminator was the first memory I have as a kid of seeing a boob on the TV. Oh mammories....er..memories.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-13 15:14:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

POW BITCHES!

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-02-13 13:28:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Is that stupid shlongy fuck really that old?

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-02-13 13:03:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Nicely done.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-02-13 12:55:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/u/redskieslookfake/l/liquid_mimetic_polyalloy

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-13 12:48:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-02-13 11:04:04 (#)
Ranking: 2

where is shlongy these past few days?
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He's on vacation in Tahoe this week - just think, RIGHT NOW, he's skiing with his RANCID hat on...<swoons>

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-02-13 12:38:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-02-13 12:28:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Double urkus

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-13 12:27:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

In the future, it is only acceptable to spell Rancid backwards.

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-02-13 12:07:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

That it did... That it did.


Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-02-13 11:38:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

How does jade keep getting in these things?

Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2007-02-13 11:37:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

word

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-02-13 11:33:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

mmmmm mmmmm good!

Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-02-13 11:25:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-02-13 11:16:07 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-02-13 11:09:28 (#)
Ranking: 2

funny i had a dream about the terminator last night.
are you beaming things into my head ttom?
you love me just admit it :D
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its so true.
I want you to sex me up, slap me and shout "SAY MA NAME BEATCH!"
I was just projecting with this post.

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the truth comes out.
so truly you wanted to be pasting your head over that super fab 80's mancut, not o-trons.
*makes note*

Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2007-02-13 11:21:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Classic.

Again.

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-02-13 11:19:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

poor....

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-13 11:17:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2007-02-13 11:16:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This was great.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-02-13 11:16:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-02-13 11:09:28 (#)
Ranking: 2

funny i had a dream about the terminator last night.
are you beaming things into my head ttom?
you love me just admit it :D
-------------
its so true.
I want you to sex me up, slap me and shout "SAY MA NAME BEATCH!"
I was just projecting with this post.

Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-02-13 11:12:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by littlegirllost (user info) at 2007-02-13 10:57:42 (#)
Ranking: 0

That's possibly the funniest thing I have ever read.
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Yet you gave it 0??

Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-02-13 11:09:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

funny i had a dream about the terminator last night.
are you beaming things into my head ttom?
you love me just admit it :D

Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-02-13 11:04:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

where is shlongy these past few days?

Submitted by Manitou (user info) at 2007-02-13 11:03:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yes.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-13 10:58:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by littlegirllost (user info) at 2007-02-13 10:57:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-02-13 10:56:45 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2007-02-13 10:53:57 (#)
Ranking: 2

Except sex, because that would be silly.

Sex reminds me of Die Hard.

Unless it's crap sex, in which case it makes me think of The Crow
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Sex reminds me of the end scene from Ghostbusters since I too am white, pasty, sticky and wearing a sailor uniform.


That's possibly the funniest thing I have ever read.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-02-13 10:56:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2007-02-13 10:53:57 (#)
Ranking: 2

Except sex, because that would be silly.

Sex reminds me of Die Hard.

Unless it's crap sex, in which case it makes me think of The Crow
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Sex reminds me of the end scene from Ghostbusters since I too am white, pasty, sticky and wearing a sailor uniform.

Submitted by littlegirllost (user info) at 2007-02-13 10:55:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No fair! I just got here and died.

C'est la vie.

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2007-02-13 10:53:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Reminds of a film I once saw.

But it had different actors.

And a different story.

God, I love Con-Air, everything reminds me of it.

Except sex, because that would be silly.

Sex reminds me of Die Hard.

Unless it's crap sex, in which case it makes me think of The Crow.

Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-02-13 10:53:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow, just...wow.

Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-02-13 10:53:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

thats soo awesome

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-02-13 10:53:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Time to find a bar where they're showing the game!

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-13 10:51:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Michael Biehn dies in almost every movie he's in.
Except Navy SEALs. Where he should have died.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-13 10:51:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

THE FUTURE WAS RIGHT TO SEND A POET


Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-02-13 10:51:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Good to know I survive for a while.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-02-13 10:47:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Homer: You can let him down gently, but over the next couple of
months, I want you to break it off.

Marge: Um, okay, Homer.

Homer: Whoof! That was a close one, kids.

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