Self Fulfilling Prophecy: ETS, please die already. (1239 hits)
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Submitted by Stabkill (View user info) at 2007-02-13 14:31:48 EST
I was looking at old ubersite posts and ran across this:
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Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-03 21:33:54 (#)
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Submitted by chinkydiva (user info) at 2003-08-03 21:13:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
For some reason the statement insane just made doesnt suprise me at all.
You're so mean and hateful I wouldn't be suprised if you died an old lonely person.
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Chinky, unfortunately I will probably die a YOUNG lonely person and YES I am quite hateful, but you have to admit you are a major bitch, and you pissed me off. Im in withdrawals from 3 substances and your drivel simply annoyed me. I am offering to you an olive branch. (metaphorically speaking) Take it or leave it, I really don't care. But I am tired of cursing people, you know?
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Insanethemind did die young. And what are we left with?
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-10-23 12:55:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
You don't scare me with your veiled 'threats', you fucking piece of shit. I've lived my life with the knowledge that it's likely to be a short and violent one.
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Well, Mr. Linzy, we are all waiting. Are you going to pussy out or die in a hail of gunfire?
If you aren't going to die, I do have something for you to do:
My neighbor has walked past my house 5 times in the last 2 hours. Usually, he walks by about twice a day. He is carrying a bag of Lay's potato chips. I believe Lay's has given some money to the state's republican congressman. I'm concerned. Can you check this out for me? I need this guy linked to 9/11 somehow so I can make an amateur video whereby I can legally slander him.
Thanks in advance.
Stabby
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Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2007-02-14 22:49:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-10-23 12:55:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
I've lived my life with the knowledge that it's likely to be a short and violent one.
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probably one of ETS's most famous quotes.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2007-02-14 07:17:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Boooooo-urrrrrrrns!!
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-02-14 05:22:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If I were a 12 year-old on AIM I would say "OMG LOLZ!11!!1!"
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-14 04:41:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
why dont you ever have anything postive to say?
:(
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-14 03:42:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
While this post wasn't overly entertaining reading filthy try and argue that she doesn't defend Brad at every oportunity is highly amusing.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2007-02-14 01:10:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Filthy, you should understand what a self fulfilling prophecy is.
**A self-fulfilling prophecy is a prediction that, in being made, actually causes itself to become true.
I am not really encouraging ETS to kill himself. I don't say, take a gun and blow off your head. Dying in a hail of bullets isn't done by one's own hand. I am simply stating that if insanethemind (whom I liked) died after making a self-fulfilling prophecy, then Mr. Linzy can do the same.
HE IS THE ONE THAT SAID HE WILL DIE VIOLENTLY AND LIVE A SHORT LIFE. As far as I'm concerned, I'm only judging the length of his life and I'm thinking it has gone on longer that "SHORT" so this process, whereby he claims he will die, needs to be fast tracked.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-02-13 21:39:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Biggest pile of shit this week. What made it worth the time was reading the reviews.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-13 19:54:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes
Yes I am
- Filthy
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-13 19:39:29 EST (#)
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what's filthy's alter? she's not using the 'method' account again is she?
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-02-13 18:38:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-13 18:20:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-13 16:03:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
however, the only posts you rate are either his with +2's and applause, or slam ETS hate posts like this one.
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untrue - she uses her alter to slam me with -2s on a semi-regular basis.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-02-13 17:31:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
who is chinky diva indeed. she's the x factor in all of this. somebody find her.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-13 17:01:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2007-02-13 16:48:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes I did, caul. Yes I did. And you know what? I have absolutely no regrets. Now you can either continue to berate me for being happy in a situation you don't approve of, or you can actually come up with an amusing retort so we can go back to our usual entertaining pot shots. Raise your game, man.
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i fully approve of this situation and do not wish to raise my game.
in both case because i find this so fucking funny.
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-02-13 17:00:04 EST (#)
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who the hell is chinky diva????
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2007-02-13 16:48:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-13 16:22:34 (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2007-02-13 16:08:17 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-13 16:03:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
however, the only posts you rate are either his with +2's and applause, or slam ETS hate posts like this one.
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You're keeping tabs on every post I do and do not rate? That's quite touching, in a sweet jesus you poor bastard kind of way. We could discuss in depth which one of us has the more pitiful life but I wouldn't want to cut into the time you'll need to colour code your excel bar chart of my uber ratings.
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not keeping tads. just a general observation.
my life is pitiful? how so?
you moved to a country you hate to marry a man you met ON THE INTERNET who has admitted having diagnosed mental problems and still works as a tech support at 30 years old.
wowowowow!
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Yes I did, caul. Yes I did. And you know what? I have absolutely no regrets. Now you can either continue to berate me for being happy in a situation you don't approve of, or you can actually come up with an amusing retort so we can go back to our usual entertaining pot shots. Raise your game, man.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-13 16:37:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-02-13 16:31:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
Great now I sound like Caul.
Too bad I don't have that sweet accent.
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you sound like me because you are a zombie too.
we think 'mainstream' whether Brad is different, he's marginal and cool.
just like after Kurt's death, when he wanted to kill himself like the zillions of other 'alternative' fans.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-13 16:31:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wakka wakka
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-02-13 16:31:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Great now I sound like Caul.
Too bad I don't have that sweet accent.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-13 16:29:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+ 1 for the arguments between Caulain and Filthy.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-02-13 16:29:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-02-13 16:03:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, and for the record, when I said I've lived with the knowledge that my life is likely to be short and violent, I didn't mean I'm going to kill myself.
Figure it out.
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Oh I get it, the govt is going to put you down for not paying taxes.
Except you did pay your taxes. Tell me ETS in your fantasy of being gunned down by G-men fwhat rights are you fighting to uphold?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-13 16:25:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-02-13 16:03:24 (#)
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Oh, and for the record, when I said I've lived with the knowledge that my life is likely to be short and violent, I didn't mean I'm going to kill myself. """
hahahah
Will you be taken out by the government -- because you obviously know to much?
Or do you plan a violent revolution that will make you a national hero?
Either way, you were too much of a pussy to not pay your taxes, I doubt you will sacrifice your life for any cause.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-13 16:22:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2007-02-13 16:08:17 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-13 16:03:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
however, the only posts you rate are either his with +2's and applause, or slam ETS hate posts like this one.
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You're keeping tabs on every post I do and do not rate? That's quite touching, in a sweet jesus you poor bastard kind of way. We could discuss in depth which one of us has the more pitiful life but I wouldn't want to cut into the time you'll need to colour code your excel bar chart of my uber ratings.
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not keeping tads. just a general observation.
my life is pitiful? how so?
you moved to a country you hate to marry a man you met ON THE INTERNET who has admitted having diagnosed mental problems and still works as a tech support at 30 years old.
wowowowow!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-13 16:19:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-02-13 16:00:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
I give you completely reasonable responses on my posts that question your thinking and ask you kindly to consider alternate perceptions"""
notice the use of the words 'reasonable' and 'kindly'? LMAO!
i and others have tried to seriously discuss your 'reasonable' responses and we've seen how 'kindly' you reacted to OUR alternate perceptions.
Brad Linzy - Quotes:
"YOU ARE FUCKING NAIVE!"
"YOU ARE SLEEP WALKING ZOMBIES"
"YOU ALL MAKE ME FUCKING SICK"
"I WANNA KILL YOU"
"YOU ARE ALL RETARDED"
Of course Mr. Linzy will tell you that these are emotional reactions to the Horde of Internet Wolves Out To Get Him (as he once referred to them), but he has a shorty memory. We know better and we remember the 9/11 posts ETS made and how 'open-minded' he was to debate.
I watched the creators of Loose Change debate spokesmen from Popular Mechanics on Youtube. While they did put forward interesting interogations, they invalidated everything they said by laughing at every counter-arguments like children or calling their counter-parts liars instead of providing actual arguments. This reminded me of ETS, although he reacts a lot more violently to any diverging opinion.
Brad, you know full well that your behavior (not your opnions) is TOTALLY responsible for the responses you get yet you lie and distort reality to be potrayed as a victim.
You are a genuine piece of shit, Mr Linzy. And eventually, like Urbane, Fetish, or other mentally ill people, you will be gone :-D
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2007-02-13 16:08:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-13 16:03:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
however, the only posts you rate are either his with +2's and applause, or slam ETS hate posts like this one.
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You're keeping tabs on every post I do and do not rate? That's quite touching, in a sweet jesus you poor bastard kind of way. We could discuss in depth which one of us has the more pitiful life but I wouldn't want to cut into the time you'll need to colour code your excel bar chart of my uber ratings.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-13 16:03:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2007-02-13 15:59:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-13 15:48:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2007-02-13 15:45:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
"Somebody killed themself and I hope this other person kills themself too"
Way to entertain. You should have your own primetime slot.
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you should have your own independance and stop defending your lunatic husband, like a cult follower.
now go scrub the shitter before he comes back.
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I'm so sorry caul - don't kick me out of the club! I promise I'll do better, look:
My husband's a lunatic and I hate him! I wish he would take his own life for my own amusement! HAHAHAHAHAH! Wait, is everyone else laughing? They're laughing too, right? I wouldn't want to be out of step with such intellectual giants as "scum101" and "homer"
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no one said you had to laugh at him. did he convince you that he was a victim too? wow!
however, the only posts you rate are either his with +2's and applause, or slam ETS hate posts like this one.
it's like you don't have a life of your own!! i bet it's been ages since you've been alone in town.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-02-13 16:03:24 EST (#)
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Oh, and for the record, when I said I've lived with the knowledge that my life is likely to be short and violent, I didn't mean I'm going to kill myself.
Figure it out.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-02-13 16:00:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You've sorely misinterpreted me. But I can't change your ideas now no matter what I say or do. You're too fucking closed-minded to be swayed.
I give you completely reasonable responses on my posts that question your thinking and ask you kindly to consider alternate perceptions and all you can do is create posts encouraging me to kill myself.
Blitzkreig_Bob was asking me the other day why I don't respond to everyone who reviews me. This is a shining example why not. What's the fucking point?
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2007-02-13 15:59:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-13 15:48:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2007-02-13 15:45:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
"Somebody killed themself and I hope this other person kills themself too"
Way to entertain. You should have your own primetime slot.
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you should have your own independance and stop defending your lunatic husband, like a cult follower.
now go scrub the shitter before he comes back.
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I'm so sorry caul - don't kick me out of the club! I promise I'll do better, look:
My husband's a lunatic and I hate him! I wish he would take his own life for my own amusement! HAHAHAHAHAH! Wait, is everyone else laughing? They're laughing too, right? I wouldn't want to be out of step with such intellectual giants as "scum101" and "homer"
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-13 15:58:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-13 15:47:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
Oddly enough, that was the name of one of the villains in the next Harry Potter book to come out.
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he had foreseen it with his prophetic acid skills.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-13 15:48:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2007-02-13 15:45:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
"Somebody killed themself and I hope this other person kills themself too"
Way to entertain. You should have your own primetime slot.
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you should have your own independance and stop defending your lunatic husband, like a cult follower.
now go scrub the shitter before he comes back.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-13 15:47:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ETS once called me a 'slithering cuntface.'
Oddly enough, that was the name of one of the villains in the next Harry Potter book to come out.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2007-02-13 15:45:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Somebody killed themself and I hope this other person kills themself too"
Way to entertain. You should have your own primetime slot.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-13 15:34:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-05-02 22:20:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
Maybe one day I'll wake up and realize it was just me after all...some
malfunction in my brain that caused a general paranoia directed at my
21st century militarized government. Maybe I'm just a product of
something I did to myself as a kid.
Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2007-02-13 15:21:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHA!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-13 15:16:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'M JUST A BILL
YES I'M ONLY A BILL
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-13 15:16:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
insanethemind's comment were very weird. you could tell that guy was on a roller coaster.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-13 15:15:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Bleh.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-13 14:56:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
uhg.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-13 14:51:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
It's only slander if it's FALSE!
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-02-13 14:48:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL - too fucking good.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2007-02-13 14:48:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-13 14:47:27 EST (#)
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This should do the trick.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kX9qcggRo18
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2007-02-13 14:43:15 EST (#)
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Well, "Mr Stabkill", we are all waiting -
FOR YOU TO POST SOMETHING APART FROM THE USUAL MINDLESS BLATHER
Submitted by Manitou (user info) at 2007-02-13 14:36:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 no fucking question.