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Submitted by deelo (View user info) at 2007-02-13 19:50:22 EST
Q: When does a black man become a nigger?
A: The moment he leaves the room.
Q: How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?
A: It depends on how hard you throw them.
Q: Why are African-American people the most picked-on race in the world?
A: Because they're Black.
Q: What do you get when 10 black people are on the moon?
A: A problem.
Q: What do you get when 100 black people are on the moon?
A: A big problem.
Q: What do you get when all the black people are on the moon?
A: Problem solved.
A father goes into a drug store and says to the pharmacist, "I need some birth control for my 11-year-old daughter."
The pharmacist says, "Are you telling me your 11-year-old daughter is she sexually active?"
The father replies, "I wouldn't say active. She pretty much just lays there like her mother."
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Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2007-02-14 12:06:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
What's the difference...
...between a woman and a computer?
You can punch information into a computer
What's the only bit of a vegetable you can't eat?
The wheelchair
Whats the similarity between Ayrton Senna and Freddie Mercury?
They've both had blood on their helmet
Whats another word for Cocoon?
Ni nigger."
How do you stop birds shitting on your bonnet
Pull out slowly
Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?
Yoko Ono
What goes *Click Click* "Is that it?", *Click Click* "Is that it?", *Click Click* "Is that it?"?
Stevie Wonder doing a Rubiks Cube
What's black and loud?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron
Two men in a pub and one says to the other 'I could have any woman I want in the pub'.
The other man says 'Oh yeah, hows that then'
'Coz Im a rapist' says the man
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-02-14 06:43:21 EST (#)
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A paedophile and a young boy are walking through the woods on a dark and stormy night.
"I'm scared," says the boy.
"You're scared!?" the paedophile says, "I've got to walk back by myself."
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-02-14 03:08:27 EST (#)
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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?
The pizza doesn't scream when you out it in the oven!
Whats the difference between a nigger and a radial tire?
The tire doesn't sing when you out chains on it!
yup, my seat in hell is now secure.....
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-14 03:07:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-02-13 22:19:04 (#)
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nope
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-02-14 01:52:27 EST (#)
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I just made one up:
So Michael Richards walks into a bar and goes "NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS"
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-02-14 01:29:21 EST (#)
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This post smells like urethra.
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2007-02-14 00:18:36 EST (#)
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...so a horse walks into a bar.
And the bartender says: "Why the long face?"
*waits expectantly with clenched fists and open-mouthed smile*
Submitted by eric_the_bread (user info) at 2007-02-14 00:18:34 EST (#)
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i will be stealing those just so you know
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-14 00:09:49 EST (#)
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Only credit you get is for the last one.
That was creeeepy.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-02-13 23:46:10 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by SoulSeller (user info) at 2007-02-13 23:29:30 EST (#)
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Fucked up yet funny as hell...
oh well...
we're all fucked up...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-13 22:21:07 EST (#)
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the last one...wow
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-02-13 22:19:04 EST (#)
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nope
Submitted by Manitou (user info) at 2007-02-13 21:01:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by jet_stream_nz (user info) at 2007-02-13 20:30:30 (#)
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Shlongy is the only 'old joke' that I know.
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OH SNAP
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2007-02-13 20:38:47 EST (#)
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Off the nigger topic:
Why are faggots always the first to check out of the hotel in the morning?
They got their shit packed the night before.
Submitted by jet_stream_nz (user info) at 2007-02-13 20:30:30 EST (#)
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Shlongy is the only 'old joke' that I know.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-02-13 20:27:06 EST (#)
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What do you call 100 white guys chasing a black guy?
The PGA Tour
How do you know Adam was white?
Ever try taking a rib from a black man?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-02-13 20:13:26 EST (#)
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reminds me of that joke from boondock saints
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-13 19:56:36 EST (#)
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first one made me smile
Submitted by ticklish_squirrel (user info) at 2007-02-13 19:56:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating through the room in the middle of the night?
A: Drop it, Nigger!