The Greatest, Most Extraordinary Sex Survey of All Time! (2091 hits)
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Submitted by Lisa (View user info) at 2007-02-14 03:31:20 EST
Happy Singles Awareness Day. In celebration, here are 25 increasingly intrusive sex questions, the answers to which are nobody's business but yours and will likely be horrifically disturbing. Enjoy!
1. What constitutes a "whore"?
2. Personality attributes you find sexy:
3. Food that gets you in the mood:
4. Men's body hair—shave it, trim it, or let it grow?
5. Sexiest part of a person's body:
6. A non-sexual object or activity that turns you on:
7. I fantasize about:
8. Preferred birth control method:
9. I would never:
10. Ever had a pregnancy scare?
11. Sex pet peeves:
12. Most interesting place you've had sex:
13. Greatest number of orgasms you've had in one day:
14. Underwear: I usually wear ______ and prefer ______ on my partner.
15. Something you'd change about your body:
16. How old were you when you discovered masturbation?
17. Ever nicknamed your goods?
18. Age at loss of virginity:
19. Sex with strangers—yes or no?
20. The back door—fair play or no way?
21. More often than not, I am (quiet/loud) in bed and I like partners who are (quiet/loud):
22. Have you had or would you have a threesome?
23. Most unusual object you've used during sex/masturbation:
24. Number of sex partners you've had:
25. If you're "straight," would you consider or have you had a sexual experience with someone of the same sex?
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Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-03-15 04:31:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
'O' Really
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-22 17:38:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-02-14 20:53:01 (#)
Ranking: 0
What constitutes a "whore"? Someone who has sex for any reason other than an actual desire to have sex
so if your friend was raped at some point in her life, that would make her a whore?
19. Sex with strangers—yes or no? I've tried it, now I think it's out of my system. If there were no STD's, I'd do it more.
24. Number of sex partners you've had: Two, technically.
"50% OF THE GUYS I FUCK, ARE STRANGERS"
_______________
from a cursory glance, it looks like as though you are the whore'.
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2007-02-20 01:22:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1. What constitutes a "whore"? Someone who's totally indiscriminate in who they fuck
2. Personality attributes you find sexy: confidence, down to earth, logical and laid back
3. Food that gets you in the mood: Italian, fondue
4. Men's body hair—shave it, trim it, or let it grow? Whatever he likes, just as long as it isn't a jungle.
5. Sexiest part of a person's body: Neck just below the ear
6. A non-sexual object or activity that turns you on: dancing, drinking, just about anything, I'm still young.
7. I fantasize about: I'm a little bit submissive (no leather, etc)
8. Preferred birth control method: condom/pill
9. I would never: do ass to mouth, the angry dragon, the dirty sanchez, the blumpkin, you get the idea.
10. Ever had a pregnancy scare? yes.. now get me some goddamn pickle ice cream!!
11. Sex pet peeves: The ass slap. Thanks for making me lost concentration, ass.
12. Most interesting place you've had sex: In a room full of sleeping drunks.
13. Greatest number of orgasms you've had in one day: 3
14. Underwear: I usually wear ______ and prefer ______ on my partner. Thong, Boxers.. manties are so unattractive.
15. Something you'd change about your body: no stretch marks (for the record, I'm 125)
16. How old were you when you discovered masturbation? 14
17. Ever nicknamed your goods? No.. you can't give yourself a nickname. That's against the rules.
18. Age at loss of virginity: 17
19. Sex with strangers—yes or no? No
20. The back door—fair play or no way? Once in a while
21. More often than not, I am (quiet/loud) in bed and I like partners who are (quiet/loud): I am the master of coital ninjitsu and a like my partners vocal
22. Have you had or would you have a threesome? No
23. Most unusual object you've used during sex/masturbation: Nothing really out of the ordinary
24. Number of sex partners you've had: 2
25. If you're "straight," would you consider or have you had a sexual experience with someone of the same sex? No, guys only
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2007-02-20 00:47:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1. What constitutes a "whore"?
A person who compulsively engages in sex without any emotional feeling towards anything.
2. Personality attributes you find sexy:
Eyes
3. Food that gets you in the mood:
No food does that.
4. Men's body hair—shave it, trim it, or let it grow?
It's hair. It's supposed to be there. No matter male or female.
5. Sexiest part of a person's body:
The section inside the skull.
6. A non-sexual object or activity that turns you on:
Rotten tomatoes.
7. I fantasize about:
That one time.
8. Preferred birth control method:
Pull-out.
9. I would never:
Never say never.
10. Ever had a pregnancy scare?
Not really, Wallace. Inside joke. Eat my tits.
11. Sex pet peeves:
Toe curling.
12. Most interesting place you've had sex:
A pool...I suppose.
13. Greatest number of orgasms you've had in one day:
One hundred ninety-three. All in two minutes.
14. Underwear: I usually wear ______ and prefer ______ on my partner.
None. A lot.
15. Something you'd change about your body:
Ear lobes.
16. How old were you when you discovered masturbation?
Thirteen.
17. Ever nicknamed your goods?
Dr. Beasley and the chain gang bunch.
18. Age at loss of virginity:
Old enough.
19. Sex with strangers—yes or no?
Nay.
20. The back door—fair play or no way?
Not my bag.
21. More often than not, I am (quiet/loud) in bed and I like partners who are (quiet/loud):
I'm quiet. I like them how they are.
22. Have you had or would you have a threesome?
No and not really.
23. Most unusual object you've used during sex/masturbation:
My temple.
24. Number of sex partners you've had:
Do I have enough fingers? Why YES!
25. If you're "straight," would you consider or have you had a sexual experience with someone of the same sex?
A definitive no.
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2007-02-15 20:44:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good idea Lisa .... chasing the boredom away
1. What constitutes a "whore"? Someone who has sexual relations with people and does not think of consequences.
2. Personality attributes you find sexy: sense of humor, adventure and intelligence
3. Food that gets you in the mood: chocolate ... food doesn't really do much for me.
4. Men's body hair—shave it, trim it, or let it grow? SHAVE IT, I don't like hair on my food and I don't expect you to either.
5. Sexiest part of a person's body: lips, collar bone (hint of not the whole thing) hips
6. A non-sexual object or activity that turns you on: dancing, any type of fighting (kickboxing)
7. I fantasize about: women
8. Preferred birth control method: condoms/the pill
9. I would never: take pain to an extreme level
10. Ever had a pregnancy scare? had a baby
11. Sex pet peeves: biting too hard, stupid sex sounds
12. Most interesting place you've had sex: middle of a tennis court at night in the fog (so hot)
13. Greatest number of orgasms you've had in one day: somewhere in the 20's .... my ex was a fiend
14. Underwear: I usually wear thongs and prefer boxers on my partner.
15. Something you'd change about your body: smaller boobs, at least down to a C
16. How old were you when you discovered masturbation? 12
17. Ever nicknamed your goods? nadda
18. Age at loss of virginity: 14
19. Sex with strangers—yes or no? depends, usually no, but i'm not totally against it
20. The back door—fair play or no way? mood ... and lube, maybe
21. More often than not, I am (quiet/loud) in bed and I like partners who are (quiet/loud): LOUD/loud
22. Have you had or would you have a threesome? I would LOVE a threesome, but I can't give a shit about either person romantically
23. Most unusual object you've used during sex/masturbation: umm massage oil ? i have no idea
24. Number of sex partners you've had: mid 20's
25. If you're "straight," would you consider or have you had a sexual experience with someone of the same sex? Girls are fucking hot, I prefer them
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2007-02-15 18:53:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
3. Food that gets you in the mood: << Weed. That's food, right? >>
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weed gets me in the mood to eat potato chips and listen to music. anything else... not at all
Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2007-02-15 11:58:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I should clarify...a best friend that fucks your husband WITHOUT PERMISSION.
Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2007-02-15 11:57:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1. What constitutes a "whore"? << A best friend that fucks your husband. >>
2. Personality attributes you find sexy: <<Intelligence and a great sense of humor. >>
3. Food that gets you in the mood: << Weed. That's food, right? >>
4. Men's body hair—shave it, trim it, or let it grow? << Got to love a smooth shave. >>
5. Sexiest part of a person's body: << Their smile. >>
6. A non-sexual object or activity that turns you on: << Alcohol. >>
7. I fantasize about: << My next threesome. >>
8. Preferred birth control method: << Tubes tied. >>
9. I would never: << Gosh...tried about everything. I guess I wouldn't do a really fat chick. >>
10. Ever had a pregnancy scare? << No. >>
11. Sex pet peeves: << CC. (cold cock) Coke is NOT the wonder drug for some guys. >>
12. Most interesting place you've had sex: << At a table in a dim restaurant. >>
13. Greatest number of orgasms you've had in one day: << Not sure...know I hit 6 one day. >>
14. Underwear: I usually wear ______ and prefer ______ on my partner. << Thongs / none. >>
15. Something you'd change about your body: << Smaller boobs. They're a pain. >>
16. How old were you when you discovered masturbation? << Probably about 9. >>
17. Ever nicknamed your goods? << No. >>
18. Age at loss of virginity: << 15. >>
19. Sex with strangers—yes or no? << Absolutely. >>
20. The back door—fair play or no way? << Not a big fan of it, but if the mood is right... >>
21. More often than not, I am (quiet/loud) in bed and I like partners who are (quiet/loud): << loud/loud >>
22. Have you had or would you have a threesome? << Been there, done that. Fantastic. >>
23. Most unusual object you've used during sex/masturbation: << cucumber >>
24. Number of sex partners you've had: << Not really sure... probably around 25. >>
25. If you're "straight," would you consider or have you had a sexual experience with someone of the same sex? << See 22. My husband loves it.>>
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2007-02-15 11:42:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't have time for this, but this comment was good:
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-02-14 06:29:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
"posting surveys for hits Lisa"
Because I really need to be popular on a website full of fucked up weirdos. If I ever start keeping track of that bullshit, I hope some kind soul puts me out of my desperate misery.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-02-15 11:09:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1. What constitutes a "whore"?
Someone willing to sell themselves and denounce prior convictions, just to be accepted
2. Personality attributes you find sexy:
sense of humor, honesty
3. Food that gets you in the mood:
whipped cream
4. Men's body hair—shave it, trim it, or let it grow?
trim it, men are supposed to be hairy, but they shouldn't look like bears
5. Sexiest part of a person's body:
mouth/smile
6. A non-sexual object or activity that turns you on:
N/A
7. I fantasize about:
this is the corniest answer, but true: my BF
8. Preferred birth control method:
um, condoms?
9. I would never:
have an abortion
10. Ever had a pregnancy scare?
nope, never
11. Sex pet peeves:
not paying attention to my needs when i'm obviously paying attention to yours...put some effort into it
12. Most interesting place you've had sex:
haha, im not adventurous
13. Greatest number of orgasms you've had in one day:
i'll go with 4 for $300, alex
14. Underwear: I usually wear NONE and prefer NONE on my partner.
15. Something you'd change about your body:
give myself more hips
16. How old were you when you discovered masturbation?
8
17. Ever nicknamed your goods?
"her," but that's not really a nickname. she's just a separate entity
18. Age at loss of virginity:
18 and proud of it
19. Sex with strangers—yes or no?
hm, i have before but won't again in the future
20. The back door—fair play or no way?
depends on the mood
21. More often than not, I am LOUD in bed and I like partners who are VOCAL (I like talkers, not necessarily screamers)
22. Have you had or would you have a threesome?
Never have, never met a girl or guy that I'd want to bring into the bed with us
23. Most unusual object you've used during sex/masturbation:
haha, nothing
24. Number of sex partners you've had:
Not a number I'm embarrassed by (no sense in changing this answer)
25. If you're "straight," would you consider or have you had a sexual experience with someone of the same sex?
i can't think of anyone :(
Submitted by TheScaryGuy11 (user info) at 2007-02-15 09:53:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1. What constitutes a "whore"?
Whoever made this shitty post
2. Personality attributes you find sexy:
When she thinks I'm funny... :*(
3. Food that gets you in the mood:
4. Men's body hair—shave it, trim it, or let it grow?
Wax it all off
5. Sexiest part of a person's body:
Ass
6. A non-sexual object or activity that turns you on:
7. I fantasize about:
Jessica Alba, Capt Janeway
8. Preferred birth control method:
Natural Birth Control...haha
9. I would never:
Do Sadist shit.
10. Ever had a pregnancy scare?
Gah... Hasn't everyone?
11. Sex pet peeves:
"But I'm so tired..."
12. Most interesting place you've had sex:
Cedar Point, America's Roller Coast
13. Greatest number of orgasms you've had in one day:
3?
14. Underwear: I usually wear ______ and prefer ______ on my partner. None/BoyShorts
15. Something you'd change about your body:
I'd make my arms symmetrical
16. How old were you when you discovered masturbation?
14
17. Ever nicknamed your goods?
Not a chance
18. Age at loss of virginity:
Wooo 18, late bloomer...
19. Sex with strangers—yes or no?
Only if she's really drunk
20. The back door—fair play or no way?
If she's game, I'm game
21. More often than not, I am (quiet/loud) in bed and I like partners who are (quiet/loud):
Loud/Loud (Depending on situation)
22. Have you had or would you have a threesome?
Prolly not
23. Most unusual object you've used during sex/masturbation:
Nothing all that unusual....how boring, I'll have to try using the Mouse next time
24. Number of sex partners you've had:
Not a number I'm embarrassed by
25. If you're "straight," would you consider or have you had a sexual experience with someone of the same sex?
If it was Daniel Craig, dressed as Spiderman or Batman
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-15 09:23:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-02-15 08:21:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
I love you dearly, thorpe.
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In that case, you never responded to this:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95021
Scroll down.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-15 08:38:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Very entertaining with the reviews.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-02-15 08:21:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I love you dearly, thorpe.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-15 07:35:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*suspicious absence so far unnoticed*
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-02-15 03:44:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1. What constitutes a "whore"?
Accepts expensive handbags in exchange for sex
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hahahaha
Brilliant
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-02-15 01:53:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Fuck you, D_R.
:D
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-15 00:29:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ps, so did D_R's
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-15 00:28:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lungfish's comments cracked me up. +2 for that.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-15 00:23:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
6. A non-sexual object or activity that turns you on: TigerLily's leg
7. I fantasize about: TigerLily's leg
8. Preferred birth control method: pulling out on time to shoot...into TigerLily's leg
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-02-15 00:10:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1. What constitutes a "whore"?
Accepts expensive handbags in exchange for sex
2. Personality attributes you find sexy:
Willingness to sleep with me
3. Food that gets you in the mood:
Onions
4. Men's body hair—shave it, trim it, or let it grow?
Trim
5. Sexiest part of a person's body:
The third toe
6. A non-sexual object or activity that turns you on:
Jogging with loose underwear
7. I fantasize about:
Stalking women I meet online
8. Preferred birth control method:
Pull out and cum on her expensive linen
9. I would never:
There's not much I would never
10. Ever had a pregnancy scare?
There's nothing scary about the miracle of life
11. Sex pet peeves:
Faking. I'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
12. Most interesting place you've had sex:
The museum
13. Greatest number of orgasms you've had in one day:
Six (all self induced)
14. Underwear: I usually wear pink lace and prefer leather on my partner.
15. Something you'd change about your body:
A bigger dick. Despite what my last girlfriend told me, I think four and a half inches is a bit lacking.
16. How old were you when you discovered masturbation?
Tweleve (see my answer to question 13 for the details)
17. Ever nicknamed your goods?
Colossus, Giant Lord and Conquerer of all Wenches
18. Age at loss of virginity:
Sweet sixteen
19. Sex with strangers—yes or no?
Only if they offer candy
20. The back door—fair play or no way?
Not a big fan. She craps out of that thing.
21. More often than not, I am (quiet/loud) in bed and I like partners who are (quiet/loud):
Both quiet
22. Have you had or would you have a threesome?
Hasn't happened and I don't think I would. No need to hear "Are you done already" in stereo.
23. Most unusual object you've used during sex/masturbation:
Stapler
24. Number of sex partners you've had:
Fourteen
25. If you're "straight," would you consider or have you had a sexual experience with someone of the same sex?
Only if he had big tits
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-02-14 23:45:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-14 13:46:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-02-14 12:45:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
I just read one of these.
I'm going to start saving up for a diamond ring.
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If it's me *swoon* please make it a Canadian diamond.
If it's Juls, can I be in the wedding? I mean can I go to the honeymoon?
If it's um..someone else, I'll be happy to perform the ceremony. I'm legally ordained and all.
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It took me wayyyy longer than it should have to realise that I was the only woman who had filled it out at that point
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-02-14 21:54:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-02-14 21:17:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just because I didn't feel like replying to this post:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/98784
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-02-14 20:53:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Reading these has been amusing.
1. What constitutes a "whore"? Someone who has sex for any reason other than an actual desire to have sex
2. Personality attributes you find sexy: Wittiness, humble confidence
3. Food that gets you in the mood: Chocolate, Italian food, red wine
4. Men's body hair—shave it, trim it, or let it grow? It doesn't really matter.
5. Sexiest part of a person's body: Eyes, hands
6. A non-sexual object or activity that turns you on: Playing basketball, going to basketball games
7. I fantasize about: Joaquin Phoenix in his "Quills" priest costume, John Krasinski, Johnny Depp.
8. Preferred birth control method: Not birth control pills
9. I would never: Go ass to mouth
10. Ever had a pregnancy scare? Once I woke up thinking, "Eggs scrambled with bananas would taste really great right now," and thought I might be pregnant.
11. Sex pet peeves: The "I'm gonna come" announcement
12. Most interesting place you've had sex: An airport bathroom
13. Greatest number of orgasms you've had in one day: Somewhere between five and ten
14. Underwear: I usually wear hipsters and prefer boxers on my partner.
15. Something you'd change about your body: I'd like more of an hourglass figure.
16. How old were you when you discovered masturbation? 14
17. Ever nicknamed your goods? Yes
18. Age at loss of virginity: 20
19. Sex with strangers—yes or no? I've tried it, now I think it's out of my system. If there were no STD's, I'd do it more.
20. The back door—fair play or no way? Once in a while
21. More often than not, I am (quiet/loud) in bed and I like partners who are (quiet/loud): Somewhere in between, in both cases
22. Have you had or would you have a threesome? I never have. I might under certain conditions.
23. Most unusual object you've used during sex/masturbation: A stuffed pink flamingo.
24. Number of sex partners you've had: Two, technically.
25. If you're "straight," would you consider or have you had a sexual experience with someone of the same sex? The chances that I would ever meet a hot enough, cool enough woman are slim, but I might.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-14 18:32:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm eating beef jerky right now.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2007-02-14 18:16:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1. What constitutes a "whore"? One night stands are not a life style choice.
2. Personality attributes you find sexy: Humor, intelligence, and confidence.
3. Food that gets you in the mood: Liquor. For the most part, I don't need to be in the mood, just in the room.
4. Men's body hair—shave it, trim it, or let it grow? I'm not a metrosexual, but I make sure I'm not an ape.
5. Sexiest part of a person's body: The neck is sexy. Oh, and I'm an ass man.
6. A non-sexual object or activity that turns you on: Naked Twister.
7. I fantasize about: Killing my co-workers. That's not a sexual thing, just..ya know... a weekday thing, like coffee breaks of morning time.
8. Preferred birth control method: Coat hanger
9. I would never: use a coat hanger on a girl. That's just not right.
10. Ever had a pregnancy scare? Nothing ends a relationship more than a trip to planned parenthood.
11. Sex pet peeves: When i'm not getting any
12. Most interesting place you've had sex: on the cat walk above the stage during a performance. Man I had fun in college.
13. Greatest number of orgasms you've had in one day: I'm guessing around 10. I didn't count.
14. Underwear: I usually wear __some____ and prefer __none____ on my partner.
15. Something you'd change about your body: I'd stop being so damn sexy. I keep having to tell the womenz: Stop. I'm not just a hot piece of meat. I have thoughts and feelings too.
16. How old were you when you discovered masturbation? Probably 13 or 14. I found Dads playboy stash and the rest was history.
17. Ever nicknamed your goods? In high school me and my best friend were dating these two girls. Rather than dumping them, we decided to make them dump us. One of the things we did to annoy them was naming them. I named mine after him, he named his after me.
18. Age at loss of virginity: 14. I had just gotten my wisdom teeth out and she asked me if it hurt to kiss.
19. Sex with strangers—yes or no? Eh, not anymore. It can be fun, don't get me wrong, but their are too many strange STD's out there.
20. The back door—fair play or no way? Well I wouldn't want it done to me, but if she asked...
21. More often than not, I am (quiet/loud) in bed and I like partners who are (quiet/loud): Depends on the mood/number of people in the apartment or church / how many drinks I've consumed.
22. Have you had or would you have a threesome? Yes and yes. As if pleasing one girl wasn't hard enough.
23. Most unusual object you've used during sex/masturbation: The Family Dog. OK, so that was a joke. I used to date this girl who was really into toys. I'll never view an egg beater the same way.
24. Number of sex partners you've had: I grew up on a college campus, so a lot. Since the divorce only 4.
25. If you're "straight," would you consider or have you had a sexual experience with someone of the same sex? I have not and I'm not interested. I'm sure I wouldn't puke or anything, just not my scene.
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2007-02-14 17:59:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1. What constitutes a "whore"?
a girl I'd like to meet
2. Personality attributes you find sexy:
personality isn't important, I can deal with most people. what really matters is a nice ass, tits, and a good face.
3. Food that gets you in the mood:
I don't eat when I'm in the mood, I have sex
4. Men's body hair—shave it, trim it, or let it grow?
well I would like to trim mine, but I let it grow
5. Sexiest part of a person's body:
ass
6. A non-sexual object or activity that turns you on:
exercise
7. I fantasize about:
having sex with someone's girlfriend
8. Preferred birth control method:
condom. I want a vasectomy in the future
9. I would never:
have group sex
10. Ever had a pregnancy scare?
no
11. Sex pet peeves:
people
12. Most interesting place you've had sex:
coach, I'm pretty boring
13. Greatest number of orgasms you've had in one day:
5 in 45 minutes then I think two after that in the same day
14. Underwear: I usually wear ______ and prefer ______ on my partner.
boxer briefs, thong
15. Something you'd change about your body:
abs, I wish my lower ones were more defined
16. How old were you when you discovered masturbation?
11
17. Ever nicknamed your goods?
yes. dick is Great White Shark, left ball is Sean Connery, right is Chuck Norris
18. Age at loss of virginity:
18
19. Sex with strangers—yes or no?
no, but alway open
20. The back door—fair play or no way?
no way
21. More often than not, I am (quiet/loud) in bed and I like partners who are (quiet/loud):
quiet, loud
22. Have you had or would you have a threesome?
no, but open to it
23. Most unusual object you've used during sex/masturbation:
my hand, duh
24. Number of sex partners you've had:
4, not a lot but I'm young
25. If you're "straight," would you consider or have you had a sexual experience with someone of the same sex?
I would consider being part of a guy guy girl threesome as long as the girl was hot and we didn't cross sword, other than that no.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-02-14 17:39:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1. What constitutes a "whore"? --john
2. Personality attributes you find sexy: --sense of humour, shyness, ADD
3. Food that gets you in the mood: --wine and beer, but mostly wine
4. Men's body hair—shave it, trim it, or let it grow? --meh, depends on the man
5. Sexiest part of a person's body: --lower back
6. A non-sexual object or activity that turns you on: --what apollo said
7. I fantasize about: --internet strangers, and strawberries dipped in chocolate and a 1 hour work day, you know the normal sexy stuff
8. Preferred birth control method: --usual
9. I would never: --star in my own reality tv show, or do porn or eat brocolii
10. Ever had a pregnancy scare? --yep, most girls do don't they?
11. Sex pet peeves: --people who leave thier pets in the room, during 'you know'. it's extremely off-putting, like that scene in that movie the good girl where he's talking to his dog while fucking jennifer aniston. yuck.
12. Most interesting place you've had sex: --wardrobe that smelled like off cheese
13. Greatest number of orgasms you've had in one day: --3 or 4
14. Underwear: I usually wear ______ and prefer ______ on my partner. --don't really give a shit
15. Something you'd change about your body: --get rid of arm hair *shudders*
16. How old were you when you discovered masturbation? --12 or so
17. Ever nicknamed your goods? --that's stupid
18. Age at loss of virginity: --16
19. Sex with strangers—yes or no? --yep
20. The back door—fair play or no way? --no
21. More often than not, I am (quiet/loud) in bed and I like partners who are (quiet/loud): --quiet, otherwise you can't hear the tv.
22. Have you had or would you have a threesome? --no
23. Most unusual object you've used during sex/masturbation: --back massager
24. Number of sex partners you've had:-- 5
25. If you're "straight," would you consider or have you had a sexual experience with someone of the same sex? -- yep
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2007-02-14 17:13:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1. What constitutes a "whore"? Man OR Woman paid for sexual favors
2. Personality attributes you find sexy: Confidence, Smarts
3. Food that gets you in the mood: strawberries, as cliche as it is.
4. Men's body hair—shave it, trim it, or let it grow? trim or shave.
5. Sexiest part of a person's body: Back, neck, and hands
6. A non-sexual object or activity that turns you on: putting on lotion
7. I fantasize about: Middle-aged men in office scenarios
8. Preferred birth control method: errr....
9. I would never: involve feces in sexual activity
10. Ever had a pregnancy scare? Not seriously
11. Sex pet peeves: Anything over an hour
12. Most interesting place you've had sex: public washrooms, outside the car in a parking lot
13. Greatest number of orgasms you've had in one day: probably 4
14. Underwear: I usually wear ______ and prefer ______ on my partner. None , don't care
15. Something you'd change about your body: my hips
16. How old were you when you discovered masturbation? oh shit, 12?
17. Ever nicknamed your goods? I havent, no.
18. Age at loss of virginity: 15
19. Sex with strangers—yes or no? Not anymore. At one point in my life
20. The back door—fair play or no way? undecided
21. More often than not, I am (quiet/loud) in bed and I like partners who are (quiet/loud): loud-ish, vocal
22. Have you had or would you have a threesome? Yes I have and would again
23. Most unusual object you've used during sex/masturbation: candle
24. Number of sex partners you've had: It's not outrageous
25. If you're "straight," would you consider or have you had a sexual experience with someone of the same sex? Absolutely.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-14 16:31:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-14 14:11:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
6. A non-sexual object or activity that turns you on:
Salting the back of my hands in a restaurant...i know that's weird, but it's very pleasant
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ok, i'll play along...
I can't see how this would work, and I have seen a LOT of fetish stuff, but I seriously don't know how this could make you get off.
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it doesn't make me get off. i guess i didn't really answer the question.
it's just a pleasant feeling.
try it. it's like...crystal caresses! i'm so gay! *Swooon*
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-14 14:11:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
6. A non-sexual object or activity that turns you on:
Salting the back of my hands in a restaurant...i know that's weird, but it's very pleasant
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ok, i'll play along...
I can't see how this would work, and I have seen a LOT of fetish stuff, but I seriously don't know how this could make you get off.
I know the Catholic Church has fucked up a lot of people, but that's like Spanish Inquisition style shit right there, TABARNAK!!!!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-02-14 14:06:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1. What constitutes a "whore"? YOUR MOM LOL
2. Personality attributes you find sexy: confidence, humor, love of sports
3. Food that gets you in the mood: red wine
4. Men's body hair—shave it, trim it, or let it grow? Trim it or let it wave in the breeze like Fabio. I dig hairy boys.
5. Sexiest part of a person's body: men - arms and hands, women - feet
6. A non-sexual object or activity that turns you on: watching football and/or hockey
7. I fantasize about: being a pirate (insert lame "booty" joke here)
8. Preferred birth control method: condoms, prayer
9. I would never: be a Florida Gator
10. Ever had a pregnancy scare? not really
11. Sex pet peeves: people who call it "making love." Blarf.
12. Most interesting place you've had sex: the Catherine Ward House
13. Greatest number of orgasms you've had in one day: 10 or so
14. Underwear: I usually wear ______ and prefer ______ on my partner. I usually wear bikinis or thongs from Victoria's Secret. I like it when my boy goes commando or wears boxers.
15. Something you'd change about your body: smaller boobs
16. How old were you when you discovered masturbation? 12
17. Ever nicknamed your goods? no, but I wouldn't rule it out. Maybe I'll start calling it Bjork.
18. Age at loss of virginity: 20
19. Sex with strangers—yes or no? every once in a blue moon it can be fun, but now that I'm in a serious relationship I reckon I should say "NO WAY" and act indignant.
20. The back door—fair play or no way? meh, depends on how loaded I am.
21. More often than not, I am (quiet/loud) in bed and I like partners who are (quiet/loud): I'm pretty vocal. I like it when my partner is pretty vocal as well, that way I know that what I'm doing is working for him. Too loud (yelling, girly moaning) is a huge turnoff.
22. Have you had or would you have a threesome? sure, why not
23. Most unusual object you've used during sex/masturbation: the Washington Monument
24. Number of sex partners you've had: 15
25. If you're "straight," would you consider or have you had a sexual experience with someone of the same sex?
I have, and it was awesome.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-14 14:04:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-02-14 03:58:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
1. What constitutes a "whore"? Someone who has sex for cash money.
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So then... as long as I accept check, money order, or credit card I'm ok. Good to know.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-14 14:03:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1. What constitutes a "whore"? - somebody who charges cash money directly for sex.
2. Personality attributes you find sexy: humour.
3. Food that gets you in the mood: i'm a boy n/a.
4. Men's body hair—shave it, trim it, or let it grow? trim cock area and pits let the rest grow.
5. Sexiest part of a person's body: arse
6. A non-sexual object or activity that turns you on: surely the fact that it turns you on makes it sexual?
7. I fantasize about: schoolgirls
8. Preferred birth control method: belly splooge
9. I would never: take it up the arse
10. Ever had a pregnancy scare? nope
11. Sex pet peeves: foreplay
12. Most interesting place you've had sex: arse
13. Greatest number of orgasms you've had in one day: 5
14. Underwear: I usually wear boxers____ and prefer _nothing_____ on my partner.
15. Something you'd change about your body: flab
16. How old were you when you discovered masturbation? 19
17. Ever nicknamed your goods? yup
18. Age at loss of virginity: 18
19. Sex with strangers—yes or no? not now but once upon a time
20. The back door—fair play or no way? hell yes - hers like not mine
21. More often than not, I am (quiet/loud) in bed and I like partners who are (quiet/loud): quiet & quiet
22. Have you had or would you have a threesome? no and no
23. Most unusual object you've used during sex/masturbation: nothing really
24. Number of sex partners you've had: 20+
25. If you're "straight," would you consider or have you had a sexual experience with someone of the same sex? no
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-14 13:46:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-14 13:40:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
1. What constitutes a "whore"?
Sacrilicious, obviously.
Though technically there's not yet been a word created to appropriately describe her.
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You're goddamned right.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-14 13:46:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-02-14 12:45:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
I just read one of these.
I'm going to start saving up for a diamond ring.
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If it's me *swoon* please make it a Canadian diamond.
If it's Juls, can I be in the wedding? I mean can I go to the honeymoon?
If it's um..someone else, I'll be happy to perform the ceremony. I'm legally ordained and all.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-14 13:40:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1. What constitutes a "whore"?
Sacrilicious, obviously.
Though technically there's not yet been a word created to appropriately describe her.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-02-14 12:45:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just read one of these.
I'm going to start saving up for a diamond ring.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-02-14 12:27:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1. What constitutes a "whore"? I dunno....complicated
2. Personality attributes you find sexy: breasts
3. Food that gets you in the mood: damn near anything except sprouts
4. Men's body hair—shave it, trim it, or let it grow? shave it
5. Sexiest part of a person's body: flip, dunno....face at times
6. A non-sexual object or activity that turns you on: riding a bus......it's the vibrations
7. I fantasize about: that's a fucking long list....way too much to write down here
8. Preferred birth control method: condom.....or facial....
9. I would never: say never
10. Ever had a pregnancy scare? nope
11. Sex pet peeves: can't think of any.....cold feet maybe
12. Most interesting place you've had sex: school classroom
13. Greatest number of orgasms you've had in one day: dunno 7 or 8
14. Underwear: I usually wear _some_ and prefer _none_ on my partner.
15. Something you'd change about your body: get rid of any hair which isn't on my head.....especially arse hair
16. How old were you when you discovered masturbation? 8
17. Ever nicknamed your goods? well.....for a while I was Big Wood......so I called it Little Wood....I changed my mind about that name about 5 seconds after it popped into my head....
18. Age at loss of virginity: 11
19. Sex with strangers—yes or no? yes or no....depending how strange
20. The back door—fair play or no way? yeah, why not
21. More often than not, I am (quiet/) in bed and I like partners who are (/loud):
22. Have you had or would you have a threesome? yes
23. Most unusual object you've used during sex/masturbation: I know what it is.....but I don't know what it is.....ie what it's called, what it's for, and where it came from
24. Number of sex partners you've had: 6 I think....maybe a few more depending on your definition of sex partners
25. If you're "straight," would you consider or have you had a sexual experience with someone of the same sex? way too complicated for me to think about right now
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-14 11:34:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1. What constitutes a "whore"?
A woman who gets paid to have sex
2. Personality attributes you find sexy:
Confidence.
3. Food that gets you in the mood:
Not food, but coffee o_O
4. Men's body hair—shave it, trim it, or let it grow?
trim/shave
5. Sexiest part of a person's body:
Butt
6. A non-sexual object or activity that turns you on:
Salting the back of my hands in a restaurant...i know that's weird, but it's very pleasant
7. I fantasize about:
Female bankers in tailored suits
8. Preferred birth control method:
Birth pill or condom
9. I would never:
Shit on someone and be shitted upon
10. Ever had a pregnancy scare?
Had an abortion
11. Sex pet peeves:
None that I know of
12. Most interesting place you've had sex:
My office
13. Greatest number of orgasms you've had in one day:
8...ouch!
14. Underwear: I usually wear ______ and prefer ______ on my partner.
boxers and prefer just about everything on her
15. Something you'd change about your body:
hair thinning
16. How old were you when you discovered masturbation?
10-11
17. Ever nicknamed your goods?
no
18. Age at loss of virginity:
14
19. Sex with strangers—yes or no?
meh
20. The back door—fair play or no way?
fair play? i'm not sure i understand...back door = anus?
21. More often than not, I am (quiet/loud) in bed and I like partners who are (quiet/loud):
i'm quiet, like them both ways
22. Have you had or would you have a threesome?
yes, it sux
23. Most unusual object you've used during sex/masturbation:
CHAINSAW! dunno...S&M stuff
24. Number of sex partners you've had:
Last time I tried to count I kept coming back for people I forgot until I was completly disgusted with myself. Next pls.
25. If you're "straight," would you consider or have you had a sexual experience with someone of the same sex?
yes
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-14 11:34:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1. What constitutes a "whore"? one who takes money for sex. or Adams answer. either way.
2. Personality attributes you find sexy: sense of humour
3. Food that gets you in the mood: does booze count as food?
4. Men's body hair—shave it, trim it, or let it grow? trim it short
5. Sexiest part of a person's body: i like a nice ass. collar bones hold a fascination for me.
6. A non-sexual object or activity that turns you on: lawn darts? i don't know, anything can be sexualized
7. I fantasize about: genocide
8. Preferred birth control method: i really need to get that operation scheduled
9. I would never: kill a baby penguin. they are very cute and seem like natures sweethearts.
10. Ever had a pregnancy scare? yeah, he's two years old now.
11. Sex pet peeves: too much toothiness during blowjob time i guess.
12. Most interesting place you've had sex: oh i don't know, in a tree
13. Greatest number of orgasms you've had in one day: hmmm, 6 or so
14. Underwear: I usually wear boxers and prefer nothing on my partner.
15. Something you'd change about your body: i shoot off rays of light when i have an orgasm. like southern baptist jesus. i wouldn't change that, i just wanted to mention it somewhere
16. How old were you when you discovered masturbation? 12
17. Ever nicknamed your goods? only to amuse myself
18. Age at loss of virginity: 17
19. Sex with strangers—yes or no? no
20. The back door—fair play or no way? well, she just doesn't like that so it's a no go
21. More often than not, I am (quiet/loud) in bed and I like partners who are (quiet/loud): i am quiet, she is loud
22. Have you had or would you have a threesome? haven't, probably wouldn't at this stage of my life
23. Most unusual object you've used during sex/masturbation: well, i don't know. i had a friend who tried to masurbate with chocolate ice-cream. he was sitting on the shitter, eating ice cream, and decided to rub one out. i wasn't really bothered by the thought that he was trying to masturbate with ice cream...but the fact that he was eating ice cream while taking a shit has bothered me for many years now. this same friend tried to masturbate using toothpaste as lube. he was very fond of regaling his friends with tales of his masturbatory exploits. he now has a phd in some branch of physics. i worry about the future of the universe.
24. Number of sex partners you've had: 6
25. If you're "straight," would you consider or have you had a sexual experience with someone of the same sex? i am not all that attracted to penii, so i would say no.
this was lame and i'm ashamed of myself for taking the time to fill it out. shame on you for posting it.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-02-14 11:11:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Bonus question just for you...
26. At what age did you become sexually attracted to your sister?
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1170857283659523942#2304887
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-02-14 09:48:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
1. What constitutes a "whore"? <<any woman who does not want to have sex with me>>
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25. If you're "straight," would you consider or have you had a sexual experience with someone of the same sex? <<No>>
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-02-14 11:09:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1. What constitutes a "whore"? Someone who trades thier body for material goods
2. Personality attributes you find sexy: Humor, love funny guys. A general willingness to deal with my insanity helps too.
3. Food that gets you in the mood: Pasta... is that weird. I think its bc the dinner date safety choice is usually Italian.
4. Men's body hair—shave it, trim it, or let it grow? trim
5. Sexiest part of a person's body: hands, shoulders, back... in that order
6. A non-sexual object or activity that turns you on: hmmmmm I guess pillows, fluffy bed... ehhh I dont know.
7. I fantasize about: Big Bird
8. Preferred birth control method: Birth Control Pills
9. I would never: Get into a situation where I had sex with someone and regret it.
10. Ever had a pregnancy scare? No, I can't have children. BUT I have tons of that weird Catholic sex guilt so have been known to have a heart attack when I am a day late for no logical reason.
11. Sex pet peeves: guys who are silent, guys who hop out of the bed 5 seconds after (jesus that doesnt say much for me does it?)
12. Most interesting place you've had sex: the woods, back of a college transport bus, in a lake.
13. Greatest number of orgasms you've had in one day: mmmm I dont think I have ever counted
14. Underwear: I usually wear ______ and prefer ______ on my partner. boy shorts or thongs/boxers or boxer briefs
15. Something you'd change about your body: bigger boobs? thinner
16. How old were you when you discovered masturbation? 17 or so
17. Ever nicknamed your goods? no
18. Age at loss of virginity: 18
19. Sex with strangers—yes or no? no
20. The back door—fair play or no way? not a fucking icecubes chance in hell
21. More often than not, I am (quiet/loud) in bed and I like partners who are (quiet/loud): loud/loud
22. Have you had or would you have a threesome? no and I dont think so
23. Most unusual object you've used during sex/masturbation: I got nothing
24. Number of sex partners you've had: 5
25. If you're "straight," would you consider or have you had a sexual experience with someone of the same sex? depends on what your definition of sexual experience is... but probably not. Think its hard being a straight female... lesbians have it wayyyyyy worse.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-02-14 11:05:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"1. What constitutes a "whore"?" You do, now take this shit to myspace WHORE!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-02-14 10:17:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
HA! Congrats Lisa, this is such a hitwhore post. I'll play and I'll even be nice... and honest...
1. What constitutes a "whore"? - Individual who uses sex for proprietary gain. A "Slut" uses sex to increase their low self-esteem.
2. Personality attributes you find sexy: - Grace, Intelligence, Creativity
3. Food that gets you in the mood: - Ummm, nothing really
4. Men's body hair—shave it, trim it, or let it grow? - Trimmed quite short
5. Sexiest part of a person's body: - Hip bones and the bottom curve of a breast make me stupid
6. A non-sexual object or activity that turns you on: - Watching her sleep. Creepy, huh?
7. I fantasize about: - World domination and my perceived divinity.
8. Preferred birth control method: - BC pills
9. I would never: - Kill a kitten
10. Ever had a pregnancy scare? - Yes. Those suck.
11. Sex pet peeves: - Lack of communication
12. Most interesting place you've had sex: - Stair steps, work office desk, or on a stack of 5 gallon paint druns... your choice.
13. Greatest number of orgasms you've had in one day: - five
14. Underwear: I usually wear ______ and prefer ______ on my partner. - boxers & I love those lil' lacey boy shorts
15. Something you'd change about your body: - lose 20 lbs
16. How old were you when you discovered masturbation? - honestly, I don't remember
17. Ever nicknamed your goods? - no
18. Age at loss of virginity: - 18
19. Sex with strangers—yes or no? - sure, done it once.
20. The back door—fair play or no way? - on me? no. On girl? Never tried.
21. More often than not, I am (quiet/loud) in bed and I like partners who are (quiet/loud): - I'm quiet, but I like loud chicks.
22. Have you had or would you have a threesome? - Never had but I would
23. Most unusual object you've used during sex/masturbation: - handcuffs
24. Number of sex partners you've had: - Five. I was with someone for 7 years so I have a lot of catching up to do...
25. If you're "straight," would you consider or have you had a sexual experience with someone of the same sex? - No. I don't find the male form nearly as asthetically pleasing as the female. It's a fragility thing.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-02-14 09:48:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
1. What constitutes a "whore"?
Being paid to dampen a dingaling
2. Personality attributes you find sexy:
Sense of Humour and a love of small packages
3. Food that gets you in the mood:
Donuts; they are like a ring heh heh heh he said ring dude
4. Men's body hair—shave it, trim it, or let it grow?
I shave my face, the rest kind of grows how it grows. Luckily I'm not to hairy
5. Sexiest part of a person's body:
Neck right up by the ear
6. A non-sexual object or activity that turns you on:
Massage; it doesn't always lead to sex as I fall asleep
7. I fantasize about:
Sex, a lot. Actually unheathily a lot
8. Preferred birth control method:
ANAL
9. I would never:
Eat shit or drink piss or make my partner do either
10. Ever had a pregnancy scare?
Yep; I got to eat lots of weird stuff it was great
11. Sex pet peeves:
Lover who seem lost as to what they are doing. It may be called a blow job but stop inflating my ass.
12. Most interesting place you've had sex:
In a police car
13. Greatest number of orgasms you've had in one day:
6, but it felt really raw after that
14. Underwear: I usually wear ______ and prefer ______ on my partner.
Boxer Shorts for me. What ever she is comfortable with as long as they don't look like my grans.
15. Something you'd change about your body:
Trim down the tum a bit.
16. How old were you when you discovered masturbation?
Damn it seems like I have never been without it. ummm 11 I think 12 at the lastest.
17. Ever nicknamed your goods?
Wilbur
18. Age at loss of virginity:
16
19. Sex with strangers—yes or no?
They are all strangers at some stage.
20. The back door—fair play or no way?
I have been known to enjoy it; sadly it doesnt seem as popular with the ladies as the 'specialist movies' would have you think
21. More often than not, I am (quiet/loud) in bed and I like partners who are (quiet/loud):
I like em to let all their feelings out. Me I do get rather vocal sometimes
22. Have you had or would you have a threesome?
Yes
23. Most unusual object you've used during sex/masturbation:
The Sunday Sport; it happened to be in a toilet I was in at the time.
24. Number of sex partners you've had:
well there was ... and ... and ... so it's about 24+ I think
25. If you're "straight," would you consider or have you had a sexual experience with someone of the same sex?
Nope, not my bag really. Fair play to those that do; leaves da ladies for the rest of us!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-02-14 09:48:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1. What constitutes a "whore"? <<any woman who does not want to have sex with me>>
2. Personality attributes you find sexy: <<apathy, alcoholism>>
3. Food that gets you in the mood: <<Beer is a food right?>>
4. Men's body hair—shave it, trim it, or let it grow? <<Trim>>
5. Sexiest part of a person's body: <<I'm a leg/ass man>>
6. A non-sexual object or activity that turns you on: <<George Foreman Grill>>
7. I fantasize about: <<A threesome with Lisa from Ubersite and Michael Jackson>>
8. Preferred birth control method: <<The Pearl Necklace>>
9. I would never: Have sex with Hillary Clinton
10. Ever had a pregnancy scare? Yes
11. Sex pet peeves: <<When women you meet at bars aren't into "surprise sex" in the parking lot later>>
12. Most interesting place you've had sex: <<A crib>>
13. Greatest number of orgasms you've had in one day: <<129>>
14. Underwear: I usually wear ______ and prefer ______ on my partner. <<Bearskin, Thongs>>
15. Something you'd change about your body: <<Get rid of my prehensile tail>>
16. How old were you when you discovered masturbation? <<Fetus>>
17. Ever nicknamed your goods? <<Yes, Barney and Friends>>
18. Age at loss of virginity: <<15>>
19. Sex with strangers—yes or no? <<Yes>>
20. The back door—fair play or no way? <<For her, Yes>>
21. More often than not, I am (quiet/loud) in bed and I like partners who are (quiet/loud): <<LOUD>>
22. Have you had or would you have a threesome? <<Yes, and Yes>>
23. Most unusual object you've used during sex/masturbation: <<Three legged Donkey>>
24. Number of sex partners you've had: <<35>>
25. If you're "straight," would you consider or have you had a sexual experience with someone of the same sex? <<No>>
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-14 09:44:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Manitou (user info) at 2007-02-14 08:56:03 (#)
Ranking: 1
1. What constitutes a "whore"? Inion_de_Trua
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I'M RETIRED!!!!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-14 09:16:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
23. Most unusual object you've used during sex/masturbation:
An Atari cartridge.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-14 09:02:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I tried to resist, but failed.
1. What constitutes a "whore"? My oldest brother. He couldn't help it, as it was the Seventies and he looked like a young Elvis. Fucker.
2. Personality attributes you find sexy: Kindness and honesty. No...not that. Maybe a penchant for beer.
3. Food that gets you in the mood: Jerky (beef)
4. Men's body hair—shave it, trim it, or let it grow? I don't shave other men.
5. Sexiest part of a person's body: The uvula. I'm not sure what that it, but it sounds dirty.
6. A non-sexual object or activity that turns you on: Watching Scooby Doo. Daphne's hot.
7. I fantasize about: Daphne.
8. Preferred birth control method: Sex with cartoon characters is perfectly safe.
9. I would never: Have sex with Shaggy or Fred.
10. Ever had a pregnancy scare? Scare? I have a child, you nitwit.
11. Sex pet peeves: I hate when my dog humps my leg.
12. Most interesting place you've had sex: My left hand. It was strange and I giggled the whole time.
13. Greatest number of orgasms you've had in one day: 7. That was fun. I'm not going into detail, except to say that I was not alone.
14. Underwear: I usually wear ______ and prefer ______ on my partner. underwear/underwear
15. Something you'd change about your body: I should really cut my toenails.
16. How old were you when you discovered masturbation? I can't remember back that far, but I think I was in the bath tub.
17. Ever nicknamed your goods? Yes. A couple weeks ago on this website. Irving, I think it was. Not sure where that came from. Beer, probably.
18. Age at loss of virginity: Well, if handjobs count...no...I'm not answering that.
19. Sex with strangers—yes or no? Well, if handjobs count...no...I'm not answering that.
20. The back door—fair play or no way? A Hell's Angel once told me about getting air-locked in there.
21. More often than not, I am (quiet/loud) in bed and I like partners who are (quiet/loud): I'm afraid I snore, so I'm pretty loud. I prefer my partners not to snore.
22. Have you had or would you have a threesome? Velma tried to butt in once; I told her to fuck right off.
23. Most unusual object you've used during sex/masturbation: Beach sand. I don't recommend it.
24. Number of sex partners you've had: Well, if handjobs count...no...I'm not answering that.
25. If you're "straight," would you consider or have you had a sexual experience with someone of the same sex? Well, if handjobs count...no...I'm not answering that. Just kidding. No.
Aw fuck it...a young Peter O'Toole.
Submitted by Manitou (user info) at 2007-02-14 08:56:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
1. What constitutes a "whore"? Inion_de_Trua
2. Personality attributes you find sexy: Compassion, sincerity, deep-seated insecurities.
3. Food that gets you in the mood: Cumquats.
4. Men's body hair—shave it, trim it, or let it grow? Who gives a fuck.
5. Sexiest part of a person's body: eyes.
6. A non-sexual object or activity that turns you on: insulting strangers on the intarwebs.
7. I fantasize about: Crystle getting raped by laughing madmen.
8. Preferred birth control method: coat hanger.
9. I would never: get a vasectomy.
10. Ever had a pregnancy scare? Yes. See #8.
11. Sex pet peeves: hickies, slurping noises and women who get needy after doing it.
12. Most interesting place you've had sex: Under a waterfall.
13. Greatest number of orgasms you've had in one day: 6 or 7.
14. Underwear: I usually wear boxers and prefer nothing on my partner.
15. Something you'd change about your body: Nothing. I'm fucking ripped.
16. How old were you when you discovered masturbation? 14. I thought I was dying.
17. Ever nicknamed your goods? No. That's fucking stupid.
18. Age at loss of virginity: 18
19. Sex with strangers—yes or no? Sure, after converting them to friends.
20. The back door—fair play or no way? Her - yes. Me - nothing past the first knuckle.
21. More often than not, I am (quiet/loud) in bed and I like partners who are (quiet/loud): loud/louder
22. Have you had or would you have a threesome? Yes and yes.
23. Most unusual object you've used during sex/masturbation: cucumber
24. Number of sex partners you've had: low twenties
25. If you're "straight," would you consider or have you had a sexual experience with someone of the same sex? Nah. I'll leave homosexual encounters to the pros (Method, Shlongy, etc.)
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-14 08:42:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-14 08:09:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I have a fat rubbery one
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-14 07:56:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well that settles it. I definitely want you now. Hatesex is one of the best kinds.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-02-14 07:50:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You're only human valerie, but then so am I - so no go. plus there's not that much beer in the known universe, or even a fake imaginary one.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-14 07:38:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-02-14 07:32:46 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-14 06:51:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
So you're finally looking at me, Danger?
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and I can't respond on account of being a pillar of salt.
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"I would never: Have sex with someone I didn't respect"
This doesn't apply in your case.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-02-14 07:32:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-14 06:51:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
So you're finally looking at me, Danger?
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and I can't respond on account of being a pillar of salt.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-02-14 07:29:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-14 07:24:41 (#)
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should've left this on the sheets.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-14 07:24:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Should have left this on myspace.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-14 06:51:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
So you're finally looking at me, Danger?
What constitutes a "whore"? This is harder to articulate than I thought, but I'll say trading dignity for some perceived personal gain.
Personality attributes you find sexy: humor, intelligence, loyalty
Food that gets you in the mood: wine, avocado, chocolate
Men's body hair—shave it, trim it, or let it grow? Trim it, at least, please
Sexiest part of a person's body: All of them, really. man: Collarbone and the adam's apple. Women: curve of the breast and the hip
I fantasize about: a surprising number of all sorts of different things
Preferred birth control method: Swallowing, body painting
I would never: Have sex with someone I didn't respect
Ever had a pregnancy scare? yes
Sex pet peeves: bad hygiene, lack of passion
Most interesting place you've had sex: church
How old were you when you discovered masturbation? 9
Ever nicknamed your goods? Oh for Christ sake
Sex with strangers—yes or no? In my fantasies, sure
The back door—fair play or no way? It depends on your definition of "play"
More often than not, I am (quiet/loud) in bed and I like partners who are (quiet/loud): I'm very vocally expressive. To each his own.
Have you had or would you have a threesome? Yes.
If you're "straight," would you consider or have you had a sexual experience with someone of the same sex? Yes.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-02-14 06:39:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2007-02-14 06:36:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1. What constitutes a "whore"?
By definition, one who accepts money or favors for sexual favors.
2. Personality attributes you find sexy:
Shyness, sweetness, sense of humor.
3. Food that gets you in the mood:
...cum?
4. Men's body hair—shave it, trim it, or let it grow?
Trim it.
5. Sexiest part of a person's body:
Tummy.
6. A non-sexual object or activity that turns you on:
Handcuffs.
7. I fantasize about:
Handcuffs.
8. Preferred birth control method:
Gayness.
9. I would never:
Fuck a horse.
10. Ever had a pregnancy scare?
Yeah. Not anyone I slept with, but it was still scary because it was going to be MY job to drive her to the abortion clinic without letting anybody know.
11. Sex pet peeves:
Expecting something not to hurt just because it doesn't look like it hurts even though IT FUCKING HURTS
12. Most interesting place you've had sex:
Bathroom. That's it. Private one, too.
13. Greatest number of orgasms you've had in one day:
Four, I think.
14. Underwear: I usually wear ______ and prefer ______ on my partner.
Boxers, briefs
15. Something you'd change about your body:
Slightly bigger butt.
16. How old were you when you discovered masturbation?
Fifteen.
17. Ever nicknamed your goods?
I call them "Anonymous."
18. Age at loss of virginity:
17.
19. Sex with strangers—yes or no?
No.
20. The back door—fair play or no way?
It kind of has to be.
21. More often than not, I am (quiet/loud) in bed and I like partners who are (quiet/loud):
Quiet, quiet
22. Have you had or would you have a threesome?
No, and yes.
23. Most unusual object you've used during sex/masturbation:
Boyfriend tried to bust out a plug after sex once. Didn't like it, but I was sore.
24. Number of sex partners you've had:
One.
25. If you're "straight," would you consider or have you had a sexual experience with someone of the same sex?
I'm gay, and I might fuck a girl, if the reasons were good enough.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-02-14 06:33:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
whatever lisa
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-02-14 06:29:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"posting surveys for hits Lisa"
Because I really need to be popular on a website full of fucked up weirdos. If I ever start keeping track of that bullshit, I hope some kind soul puts me out of my desperate misery.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-02-14 06:08:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
awesome, a survey
1. What constitutes a "whore"? having an STD, poetry (no wait that's actually 'gay'), posting surveys for hits (yes I'm looking at you valerie), posting surveys for hits Lisa, rad. coley. oh and the baltimore ravens. and art modell. and the bengirls and shittsburgh. maybe they're just gay, but so are some whores.
2. Personality attributes you find sexy: mine. it freaks me out but I'm fucking handsome.
3. Food that gets you in the mood: beer, lots of it. I'm kind of old and get distracted and tire easily.
4. Men's body hair—shave it, trim it, or let it grow? If you were a man bear, like a grizzly fishing salmon out of a river, I wouldn't really have an opinion. If you're talking about me personally I'm dead sexy so I'm happy with what I've got. Cyclists shave because they are kind of peculiar, if you want a homo slant on shaving you'd have to ask someone else. Red?
5. Sexiest part of a person's body: these questions are very ambiguous. On a girl? Stomach.
6. A non-sexual object or activity that turns you on: Washing my privates.
7. I fantasize about: how the fuck should I know? Dressing like sandra dee and owning some shoes?
8. Preferred birth control method: I can't actually get pregnant.
9. I would never: put a dick in my mouth. it's a 'dick'. jesus.
10. Ever had a pregnancy scare? see 8.
11. Sex pet peeves: having to go to the emergency ward and have the doctor on duty tell me next time use soap on a rope.
12. Most interesting place you've had sex: in a girl. definitely.
13. Greatest number of orgasms you've had in one day: see 8.
14. Underwear: I usually wear ______ and prefer ______ on my partner. define underwear. see 11.
15. Something you'd change about your body: I'd like boobs and a vag. really. swear to god.
16. How old were you when you discovered masturbation? don't see 11.
17. Ever nicknamed your goods? 'solid snake'. (for the purposes of geek humour). okay really I just call them unhappy.
18. Age at loss of virginity: yes I did. a LOT. I remember thinking hell Danger you're still kind of young but bloody hell did I sleep in. and my back hurt.
19. Sex with strangers—yes or no? see 11.
20. The back door—fair play or no way? If you live on acreage, sure. But if you're in the suburbs and it's a weekend you're probably gonna get seen.
21. More often than not, I am (quiet/loud) in bed and I like partners who are (quiet/loud): I like to concentrate. Concentrating requires 'zoning' and depth of field. YOU trying being loud with your tongue held at a stupid angle.
22. Have you had or would you have a threesome? *blinks* people don't do that, you're just being silly.
23. Most unusual object you've used during sex/masturbation: don't see 11. um avocado pi... nevermind.
24. Number of sex partners you've had: I don't see what this has got to do with the survey.
25. If you're "straight," would you consider or have you had a sexual experience with someone of the same sex? only if I was dead, and not entirely across the whole sordid, tragic, nightmarish nightmare.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-14 04:33:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-02-14 04:16:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
Radly Roo
If you think for one hot second that I'm going to send you my answers on LostIn(My)Space, you're sadly mistaken you sick phuck!
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IT DOESNT MATTER MAINLY BECAUSE THE BULLETIN THING ISNT EVEN POSTING IT
(I'm waiting for your email either way)
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-14 04:30:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I CLEARLY COPIED THE IDEA FROM YOU AND I APOLOGISE FULLY PLZ DONT BANZORS ME
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-02-14 04:21:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ubmitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-14 04:01:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
8. Preferred birth control method: stairs. in the event of no stairs, then left cross.
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-02-14 03:58:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
8. Preferred birth control method: Overhand right
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IF YOU KEEP COPYING ME I WILL WRITE A LETTER TO BART CILFONE WHO RUNS THIS SITE AND HE WILL BAN YOUR IP ADDRESS WITH HIS INTERNET POWERS AND YOU WILL NOT POST AGAIN.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-02-14 04:16:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Radly Roo
If you think for one hot second that I'm going to send you my answers on LostIn(My)Space, you're sadly mistaken you sick phuck!
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-14 04:05:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-14 03:45:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
Nah.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-14 04:01:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
8. Preferred birth control method: stairs. in the event of no stairs, then left cross.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-14 04:00:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
okay woo its up on myspace
I didnt know how I was going to get my daily dose of internet love but now I do
THANKS!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-02-14 03:58:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1. What constitutes a "whore"? Someone who has sex for cash money.
2. Personality attributes you find sexy: Sense of humour, repressed self-loathing that manifests in drug use
3. Food that gets you in the mood: Pussy
4. Men's body hair—shave it, trim it, or let it grow? Trim pubes, shave balls chest and face
5. Sexiest part of a person's body: Ass
6. A non-sexual object or activity that turns you on: bodyboarding
7. I fantasize about: Ladies
8. Preferred birth control method: Overhand right
9. I would never: Try heroin.
10. Ever had a pregnancy scare? I had a girlfriend claim i got her pregnant in the 11th grade when we hadnt even had sex yet.
11. Sex pet peeves: Quiet girls and girls that dont give head after i already did them.
12. Most interesting place you've had sex: Back of a taxi in Thailand
13. Greatest number of orgasms you've had in one day: About 3
14. Underwear: I usually wear boxer briefs and prefer "pulled over the hips thong" on my partner.
15. Something you'd change about your body: Hmm... i like my body.
16. How old were you when you discovered masturbation? 16. After having found sex a year earlier.
17. Ever nicknamed your goods? Nope
18. Age at loss of virginity: 15, see above
19. Sex with strangers—yes or no? Frequently
20. The back door—fair play or no way? No thanks.
21. More often than not, I am (loud) in bed and I like partners who are (loud):
22. Have you had or would you have a threesome? Definitely
23. Most unusual object you've used during sex/masturbation: Electric toothbrush/ shampoo bottle
24. Number of sex partners you've had: Not sure but i think it would be in the 15-20 range. Too many drunk hookups and stuff. I've had regular sex with 2 girls.
25. If you're "straight," would you consider or have you had a sexual experience with someone of the same sex? No. Not my bag at all. Except for Johnny Depp... and Roger Federer.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-14 03:54:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
omfg thank you
I am going to post this on myspace post haste
I need the attention.
:(
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-14 03:45:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nah.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-14 03:36:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
26. are you an alter?