"faggoty political people, just leave" (320 hits)
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Submitted by RenTheUnsightly (View user info) at 2007-02-14 04:19:55 EST
Ok, it seems like the message is "faggoty political people, just leave." Too bad, so sorry. The Media Gurus are wrong, intelligent people don't just keep to the New Yorker and same such snobby shit. I like Uber. I like politics. And yes, I like you. So suck my dick, please. Time to battle.
So, scrappy McScrap skapmetal posted on the problem of people: http://www.ubersite.com/m/90338.
Here's the solution: Give Mescaline to one of Paris Hilton's boyfriends.
I'm dead serious. Let's walk through this.
Ok, there's too many people. But like you said scrappy McScrap: 5000 years ago, Mesopotamian farmers looked around and said "there's too many fucking people" and they invented the wheel so people could get wheelbarrow'ed the fuck out. Or something, don't argue on this point, ok? The Mayans never got around to inventing the wheel (no point in making roads in a fucking rain forest before you have a steam engine), and they did just fine....hahaha (seriously, though, they charted the skies better than Europeans did at the time, so fuck off the Maya)
Anyway, I need to sleep and wake up for a phone interview, so I'll wrap things up:
One, suck my dick
Two, unsuck my dick
One, Trust in the Almighty Dollar.
Yep, money. Why? Because I'm an economics major. You're not? Ok, fuck it. But my point was going to be: land prices are very expensive for a reason. It's because humanity, overall--or you can limit it just to America, but really, humanity overall—has decided to trade value from Big-Fuck-Off-Spaces-of-Land to placing value on High-rises and Cosco and Artificial-Lagoons-Filled-With-Pig-Shit. Check out the pig industry. It's what they do. Anyway, this value judgment can be inferred by looking at land prices.
Don't buy it? Ok, look: you obviously like your computer. You use ubersite dot com. You get some enjoyment from it, yeah? Maybe you would enjoy a yahoo political forum, better, but lets assume you know what you're doing. (Maybe I would enjoy a yahoo political forum better, but I'm fucking insane, and I don't know what's good for me)
So, you like Uber and thus, as is predicted by Cartesian Logic, you like Pornography, and therefore ergo cum cuntimus coxy: you like technology. You know the price of technology? Or rather, you know where the increased investment into technology comes from? It comes from the Earth.
I mean, it comes from the brains of smart people, but those people need to eat! And everytime Paris Hilton opens her mouth, the world gets dumber, and it takes that many more dumb people to produce someone smart enough to give us faster Porno.
Is it inevitable? No. But until someone shuts Paris Hilton up, I mean until one of her boy toys decides to experiment with Mescalin and slices Paris Hilton's throat thinking she's the Toad Princess, then by golly, land is going to keep being swallowed up.
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Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2007-02-15 13:26:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Smoke the earth
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-02-14 18:51:49 EST (#)
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I reckon. Mmmm-hm.
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-14 11:15:32 EST (#)
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Christ, I couldn't read this. At all. What the fuck is wrong with you?
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2007-02-14 11:13:20 EST (#)
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You're stupid.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-02-14 10:57:53 EST (#)
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everyone here has assbackwards political views so shut up and avoid the topic - it ruins the fun.
Submitted by odin (user info) at 2007-02-14 10:44:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by RenTheUnsightly (user info) at 2007-02-14 04:50:35 EST (#)
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"You're in the US? Do you forsee the apocalyptic depression that we will have before 2012 and ending in 2025 (if we're lucky)?"
Why will he have apacolyptic...ohhh. Fucker.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-14 04:28:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yep, money. Why? Because I'm an economics major. You're not? Ok, fuck it. But my point was going to be: land prices are very expensive for a reason. It's because humanity, overall--or you can limit it just to America, but really, humanity overall—has decided to trade value from Big-Fuck-Off-Spaces-of-Land to placing value on High-rises and Cosco and Artificial-Lagoons-Filled-With-Pig-Shit. Check out the pig industry. It's what they do. Anyway, this value judgment can be inferred by looking at land prices.
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You're in the US? Do you forsee the apocalyptic depression that we will have before 2012 and ending in 2025 (if we're lucky)?