Lisa Says, Lisa Says, and the Nature of Assholy's Name (348 hits)
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Submitted by RenTheUnsightly (View user info) at 2007-02-14 04:35:15 EST
1. What constitutes a "whore"?
Anything I touch
2. Personality attributes you find sexy:
Big cocks--No, no, you don't understand. In porn, in porn. I just don't like the Japanese stuff as much for some reason. Plus the Japanese girls are all like "ouch ouch, ooh, ouch" and the dude's dick is like the size of an average anal plug you'd find at a sex shop.
3. Food that gets you in the mood:
pussy
4. Men's body hair—shave it, trim it, or let it grow?
"I shave my asshole, only" Assholy told me that one time. See, that's why his name is Assholy. Asshole only, get it?
5. Sexiest part of a person's body:
The Brain. Or the Pinky.
6. A non-sexual object or activity that turns you on:
pussy
7. I fantasize about:
um, pussy
8. Preferred birth control method:
Pussy!
9. I would never:
fuck pussy (again)*
10. Ever had a pregnancy scare?
yeah, actually.
11. Sex pet peeves:
Pets? What? Let's not get into that.
12. Most interesting place you've had sex:
Bed
13. Greatest number of orgasms you've had in one day:
Maybe 5
14. Underwear: I usually wear ______ and prefer ______ on my partner.
Black. Black. The answer is always black. Or something silk.
15. Something you'd change about your body:
More nipples
16. How old were you when you discovered masturbation?
two and a half
17. Ever nicknamed your goods?
at a loss, here
18. Age at loss of virginity:
I'm like a virgin, for the very first time, at least
19. Sex with strangers—yes or no?
Noooooooo
20. The back door—fair play or no way?
The only way. How else can you do ass-to-mouth?
21. More often than not, I am (quiet/loud) in bed and I like partners who are (quiet/loud):
(quite loud) and (loud queefs)
22. Have you had or would you have a threesome?
Nooooooo
23. Most unusual object you've used during sex/masturbation:
My face
24. Number of sex partners you've had:
ONE. It's the loneliest number
25. If you're "straight," would you consider or have you had a sexual experience with someone of the same sex?
Hell yeah. I'd fuck your brain to dust, for instance.
*The first time I tried it, I used a broomstick, and shit when bananas.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-15 13:00:21 EST (#)
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boring
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-02-14 17:16:52 EST (#)
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oh, okay, im glad i came back to find this one.
+1 name drop.
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-02-14 10:22:27 EST (#)
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One post a day man.
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-02-14 06:01:12 EST (#)
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3. Food that gets you in the mood:
pussy
Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2007-02-14 05:37:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by RenTheUnsightly (user info) at 2007-02-14 04:44:13 EST (#)
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On the real though, that survey was sure fun. Not that any of those things were true, or, in fact, funny, but hey.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-02-14 04:41:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-14 04:40:20 EST (#)
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Submitted by RenTheUnsightly (user info) at 2007-02-14 04:40:20 EST (#)
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That's right. I really don't want to get a job. Fuck, I do. But I can't sleep. Buy me some valium and ship it to PO Box 121213, "IN YOUR DREAMS" darkcorner, MA
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-14 04:36:39 EST (#)
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OMG 3 posts in one day 1111