The Founding of Time - A Real Valentine for you to steal (752 hits)
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Submitted by Anthony Locascio (View user info) at 2007-02-14 11:25:50 EST
I definitely missed my calling. I could be writing greeting cards for Hallmark and basically have a license to print money. Guys, feel free to steal this and pass it on to your significant other.
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The Founding Of Time
Before I knew you, there was no need for time.
There were no hours, no minutes, no days,
Only the rush of a moment, one flowing into another.
When there is no need to know one moment from the next,
The clock has no use.
Without time, there was only 'before'.
And then there was you.
The day I saw you, I knew I loved you.
The day I loved you, I needed time.
Hours, minutes, seconds, days.
I needed them all, to know how precious every moment was.
If I was away from you, I needed to know
How long before we would be together again.
If I was with you, I needed to know how long we
Had left.
I've known so much joy since the founding of time
Because I know that you will be there to fill it all.
You were the end of my empty moments
And the beginning of seconds, minutes, days and years.
Since the founding of time, I am looking forward to forever.
Your husband, forever yours and faithfully,
T
User Reviews
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-02-15 22:16:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
shweet
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-15 21:52:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-14 22:26:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-14 11:29:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, that pretty much guarantees a blowjob.
what do you do for valentines jack? smother your withered ginger penis with catnip and hope for the best?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-02-14 22:03:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2007-02-14 21:36:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I like Spaghetti
Fancy a Fuck?
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-14 19:01:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
tonytony tony?
are you a atiger? like my cerall?
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-02-14 18:47:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-14 13:36:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd like to meet the woman dumb enough to buy this...
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-02-14 12:26:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is good.
Yet, if you still have your balls attached and/or if your penis is bigger then your womans, then I suggest this thread. http://www.ubersite.com/m/98773
Submitted by Manitou (user info) at 2007-02-14 11:57:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-02-14 11:38:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
I wrote some poetry for my wife as well;
Roses are red
Pickles are green
I like your legs
and whats in between
She got awfully mad at me this morning, I guess she isn't used to so much affection
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+2 for this review.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-02-14 11:45:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks. I used it.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2007-02-14 11:43:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You forgot the line where you give her your balls.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-02-14 11:41:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-14 11:29:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, that pretty much guarantees a blowjob.
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I second that motion
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-02-14 11:38:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wrote some poetry for my wife as well;
Roses are red
Pickles are green
I like your legs
and whats in between
She got awfully mad at me this morning, I guess she isn't used to so much affection
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-02-14 11:30:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Well, I'm not going to dump all over this because that would be rude, but I REALLY thought it was going to make a turn and be funny. But it never did. Oh well. Next "time"
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-14 11:29:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, that pretty much guarantees a blowjob.